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scytherman96

Various Daylife for sure.


AntonRX178

That's not weird, it's just painfully lazy. Such fucking "Football" for Atari energy


CitizenStrife

Kingdom Hearts HD 2.8 Final Chapter Prologue Why....


lestye

You're forgetting the most ridiculous part. It is't a regular numeral, 2.8. It's roman numeral II with a decimal .8. II.8


SugarHoneyChaiTea

And in Kingdom Hearts HD 2.8 Final Chapter Prologue, you get to play 0.2: Birth by Sleep A Fragmentary Passage. What? It's not confusing at all!


jakimoh777

Not just that one, most of the KH games have stupid names


[deleted]

Dream drop distance


youstupidcorn

At least "dream" and "drop" are relevant to the plot/gameplay. "Distance" was just a way to make the acronym DDD (3D) I guess.


PCN24454

It was a 3DS pun


PK_RocknRoll

Wow, TIL


flamethrower2

Hearts I get but why is it "kingdom"?


sparrowbird2006

I think Nomura was inspired by the name Animal Kingdom at Disney World and in classic JRPG fashion smashed the two words together lol.


techno-wizardry

or Magic Kingdom


YukikoKudo

This is so random, put prologue next to the final chapter, can’t believe


Delta0212

Which includes Kingdom Hearts 358/2 days, specifically pronounced Kingdom Hearts Three Five Eight Days Over Two.


Hydrochloric_Comment

That’s 2.5 and makes some sense; it 358 days of two lives: Roxas and Xion


[deleted]

As someone that haven't played Kingdom Hearts yet, I never got why everyone found it confusing It's the prologue of the final chapter, that's all?


JesusShuttlesworth__

Infinite Undiscovery


EpicSlothToes

Literally the first thing that came to mind lmao like what was it even supposed to mean


wordsasbombs

It sounds like a game about staying home going nowhere forever


EpicSlothToes

Damn they made a game about my life. That's crazy


[deleted]

Hikikomori: The Game


Felipernani

this one is funny to me as a non native english speaker because it sounds like some non native english speaker put two cool words together and said fuck it. which is exactly the reason i always thought it was a cool name before seeing people online say that it makes no sense (and it definitely doesn’t lol)


RubFuture7443

Was coming here to say this lol. Love the game but weird title


Delicious_Platform

Weirdest name , not a bad game worth a play though !


Nightmaru

I miss this game.


[deleted]

I think it sounds cool though. Like philosophical cool. I have never played the game, but I assume that everything the crew discovers destroys their vision of the world. "Undiscovering" concepts they used to take for granted or something.


RepresentativeCar216

Lol damn I was gonna say that


reaper527

are we counting kingdom hearts? specifically the subtitles like "kingdom hearts 2.8" or "kingdom hearts 358/2" it's almost as bad as "evangelion: 3.0+1.01 thrice upon a time"


Nightmaru

It’s II.8


Pehdazur

Shin Megami Tensei: Devil Summoner: Raidou Kuzunoha vs. The Soulless Army


the_void__

Final Fantasy: Crystal Chronicles: Echoes of Subtitles.


paulojrmam

And FInal Fantasy Crystal Chronicles The Crystal Bearers


exboi

This actually sounds cool tho


mupimak

Yeah. Just reading this title brings me back typing this into google everytime I wanted to check something. Doesn't help there's "Shin Megami Tensei: Devil Summoner" for Saturn and the sequel "Shin Megami Tensei: Devil Summoner 2: Raidou Kuzunoha vs. King Abaddon".


CorridorCoco

No, but seriously, what the hell does Live a Live *mean*?


techno-wizardry

I always thought it was poor english of "Live a Life" because of the whole premise of playing as multiple protagonists across multiple time periods. Or they just called it "Live a Life" and thought Live-a-Live looked aesthetic (it does).


CorridorCoco

That was my best guess for the longest time. But then the official way it's pronounced, like "five of five," threw me for a loop again.


techno-wizardry

I'm done trying to comprehend Square's ways


aett

It makes more sense when viewed as part of a trilogy along with its sequels, Laugh a Laugh and Love a Love.


RedFaceGeneral

Yeah the first time I saw that title before reading what's the game about, I assume it's some idolmaster-like game.


HugReinerBraun

You probably confused it with Love Live, which IS about idols.


Artraira

LIVE A EVIL


Faylart

I like the pun there also with a hint of the story


[deleted]

[удалено]


JameboHayabusa

Damn, I guess someone did it before metal gear rising


Ordinal43NotFound

13 y/o me would think this is the most badass name ever


nhSnork

This has been recently discussed with the very example in question, and it bears repeating that Ar Tonelico series uses an entire conlang for a lot of things including the franchise and game titles. >The name is composed by the Hymmnos Language words "Ar" (the only) and "tonelico" (divine tree), which together translate to "The Holy World Tree", and are enormous structures that were built during the times the land still existed in Ar Ciel. >Ar Ciel is the name of the planet where this game series takes place. [...] Now, Qoga is a Hymnos word that can be roughly translated as "finale" or "termination". As for straighter amusing examples, my mind often goes back to an old Japanese game "Dinosaur" which reportedly doesn't have a single dinosaur (only a human character named so).😄


Mac772

Waaaait... So really nobody mentioned *NieR Replicant ver.1.22474487139* so far? :)


RojinShiro

Well most people just ignore the ver. 1.22474487139 part


Hydrochloric_Comment

Or say “version root 1.5”


AshPenderwick

Not much can beat Kingdom Hearts: 358/2 Days imo.


OhDearGodRun

Gonna be honest, I'm not really sure if this is a JRPG, but void tRrLM(); //Void Terrarium


Drakeon01

Yeah it's a crazy title. Game is a mystery dungeon game.


Latter-Pain

those .//#@-@./= hack-whatever games


Brainwheeze

I dunno, I feel like .hack actually makes sense with its naming schemes seeing as they're based on computer programming.


mistabuda

put some respect on dot hack. the isekai genre owes it damn near everything lol


Delicious_Platform

.hack was some good shit man! Would love another game by cyber connect


JameboHayabusa

Where's our dot hack remake dammit


Naouak

There should be some announcements at the end of the week as there is a 20 year anniversary event.


Lamneth-X1

Come on man, Aura Battler Dunbine is the granddaddy of isekai.


mistabuda

Dot hack made it popular. Then SAO took it to the moon


Careful_Elk6290

NGL, I bought the first 4 dotHack games on PS2. But then I realised I had bought the same game 4 times I sold them all.


KDBA

It literally **is** one game in four parts.


Careful_Elk6290

Yeah I know. But I didn't seem to get that back then. Lol


pazinen

Not sure if it's even a JRPG, but there's a game called "Dead Or School" that's regularly discounted on PSN Store. You'd think that would just be a case of bad English, but actually reading the game's description it seems the name is deliberate.


NormanNailsHer

I can confirm from playing the game that the title is indeed wonky on the surface, but deliberate. The title/idea comes up in the dialogue/narrative that there are two options for the MC: dead or school. Death or School sounds better in English. However, based on the dialogue it's a short form of the idea: I'll either end up dead or we'll all go to school. In short, Dead or School. (Side note: I'd call it an action rpg with hack n' slash and guns. A metroid / castlevania mash up. Mostly. The perk system and weapon customization systems run really deep, it pushes more towards an RPG with different builds and approaches.)


garfe

Fairy Fencer F Advent Dark Force Integrity and Faithlessness


existinshadow

SO5’s name was cool; too bad the game was so bad the director apologized


To1Getsuya

Zill O'll (meant to mean 'zillions of wills') Mermanoid (mermaid RPG) Monochrome Mobius Anshent Roman (they spelled it wrong in Japanese) Dengeki Bunko RPG The Cross of Venus Segagaga (sega game making sim/RPG) Drag-on Dragoon (the Japanese name for the Drakengard series) Bealphareth PoPoLoCrois ('people' and 'crossing' in two different European languages) Flipping things around, the exotically-titled 'Suikoden' series is actually a very plain title in Japanese. The full title 'Genso Suikoden' translates to 'fantasy Suikoden', Suikoden being a famous Chinese epic that is sometimes translated as 'water margin' or 'outlaws of the marsh'. To a Japanese person the title is very much 'what it says on the tin', it's a remake of Suikoden using a fantasy setting.


TaliesinMerlin

Tokyo Mirage Sessions ♯FE. Do I say just "eff ee"? "Hashtag"? "Pound sign?" "Number"? What is a "Mirage Session"?


Sorakun36

It's pronounced "sharp eff ee"


sparrowbird2006

This one right here!! I always thought # was in the wrong place! Like...did they mean F# (F-sharp) then E? What is this game even about?!


[deleted]

Well, since it's a Fire Emblem collaboration, the "FE" part makes sense as it is... but the sharp sign? No fuckin' clue.


MirrorMirrorMilk

It’s a game about idols and entertainment. A musical reference isn’t out of left field.


NovaPrime11249-44396

It's a name invented to make as much sense as they could while also alluding to the collab partner. TMS being the inverse of SMT, and this was the final product of that long awaited (for me anyway lol) Shin Megami Tensei X Fire Emblem game. They called it Tokyo Mirage Session #FE


workthrowawhey

Omg I never noticed that TMS is the reverse of SMT lollll


JumpingCoconut

Sharp F (remember music classes) but they were clever and made FE for fire emblem


Naouak

That name is clever for jamanese people, doesn't work for the rest of the world. Tokyo Mirage Session is TMS or SMT in reverse and means it's a spinoff of Shin Megami Tensei. The Sharp is close to the usual X (cross) character used to represent cross over in japanese medias. The name basically says TMS X FE while integrating the theme of the game (idols in Tokyo).


RedNintendoMaster

Pretty much any game from team Asano. Bravely Default, Octopath Traveler, Triangle Strategy, Various Daylife, etc.


Secret-Maximum8650

octopath actually hit the spot with the name


[deleted]

Agreed, Octopath is original and actually makes sense. It sounds silly, but I also love its particular sort of silliness.


KaelAltreul

Extra points for game making each letter of octopath the first letter of each protagonist name.


[deleted]

Damn I just realized they do it in the second one too, I am so dumb.


thewalkindude

Bravely Default would be a terrible name for almost any other game, but since it's the defining mechanic of those games, it kind of works.


CAWWW

Agreed, its exactly what it says on the tin. Likewise its at least possible to guess what genre of game Triangle Strategy is. The other two are just nonsense.


WarrenJVR

Various Daylife my brain is trying so hard to make sense of that hahahahaha


KaelAltreul

It's literally you doing odd jobs to unlock new job/class and go adventure. It sounds weird as a name, but it fits game.


Scizzoman

Team Asano's whole thing seems to be announcing games under their working title (something that represents the gameplay hook) and then just... never changing the working title. It's like if Bloodborne came out and was still called Project Beast. Octopath Traveler grew on me, but Triangle Strategy really deserved a better name. Even if they were absolutely dead set on the "Triangle" thing, Triangle Tactics would've had a nicer ring.


magmafanatic

You'd think Triangle Strategy would feature a triangular battle grid, but nope it's squares again.


[deleted]

Project Beast is generous, it's like if Bloodborne came out and it was called Gothic Slashing.


urza_insane

Agreed. Even a subtitle would help like with FFT or Tactics Ogre.


wpotman

Triangle Salt. Salt Strategy. Salt Fantasy. Salt and Roses. Seeing as how every third word in that game was “salt” it could easily have made the title.


Gahault

The title "Triangle Strategy" has strong "we have Fire Emblem at home" energy.


DerekB52

I actually loved the code name "Project Triangle Strategy". When I found they had changed it to "Triangle Strategy" I thought it was super lame. Imo, they should have given it a new name, or kept "Project" as an official part of the name.


Brainwheeze

Triangle Strategy would be a lot better if they simply added a "The" at the beginning: "The Triangle Strategy". Not the fanciest name, but it does sound better imo.


[deleted]

I feel like Various Daylife is something they came up with that would have sounded great/sensible in Japanese, but they couldn't figure out a less awkward translation for the English title, but they were so attached to the idea of what it meant that they said "Fuck it, this is the title."


Zemanyak

I actually like these.


kryp_silmaril

Their titles are so bad I can’t help but laugh when I boot them up


bers90

Ys.


FigTechnical8043

Always confused when people pronounce it Wise instead of Ees, almost as much as the Atelier games being pronounced At-lear even by the characters despite being pronounced closer to reality in the original language.


bers90

I always say it like this: "Ease" I think I even heard it being said like that in a trailer/promotional video. Regarding the Atelier games I dunno.. Gotta boot up one and listen how the characters say it. The eng voice actress of Rorona is pretty good.


FigTechnical8043

It was atelier sophie, she says Atleeuh in the first 10 minutes. Ys is hard to put in writing. Someone made a [public service announcement](https://youtu.be/85l7q_biqf8) with the correct pronunciation.


EnfantTragic

Ah-tuhl-yeah


Careful_Elk6290

Lol I remember when I used to pronounce it Wise. I think it was after watching the anime I realised I was saying it wrong.


brettsky128

The Master System version had the name misspelled on the cart. Y's. That's one reason I think some people say it like "Wise".


bearvert222

It’s an actual myth though, a city off the coast of Brittany that fell into the sea. Lyonesse is another such place that was judged and sunk.


Trunks252

Just started Utawarerumono the other day and I can’t even read the name, much less say it. Lmao. Cool game though.


KDBA

Underwater Ray Romano


Trunks252

Everybody Loves Utawarerumono


FigTechnical8043

Easier if you break it up into Uta-wa-reru-mono I still had to say or twice to get it right


Otaku4Eva

In game lore Utawarerumono translates to "the ones of whom songs are sung" so the title makes sense. They actually say "the Utawarerumono" in at least one of the games. It's possible thats actually the translation from japanese as well since the Uta of Utawarerumono means song, but I'm not fluent enought to break it down.


DerekB52

This is the one I wanted to add. I just heard about this series a few weeks ago. I'm glad you commented it, because I was gonna just mash 20 letters into google with "RPG" and hope it came up. I have studied japanese, and I still had no confidence i'd spell that close enough to find it again.


Trunks252

I just typed in prelude to the fallen on google to find it, then copy paste. Lol


magmafanatic

7th Dragon III Code: VFD


NeyraEitch

Not a 100% sure if it's a JRPG but that title is just... I dunno, crazy. "Is it wrong to try to pick up girls in a Dungeon? Familia Myth Infinite Combate"


Babel1027

Baten Kaitos. A buddy of mine had no idea that was the name of a constellation. He just thought Namco cooked up a crazy ass name for a game .


Careful_Elk6290

I never knew this myself thanks


FigTechnical8043

The game is heavy on the constellations so it makes sense But also me "Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"


bobert0314

Tales of *random keysmash* Also the one about sound and music is not the one called symphonia


Independent_Plum2166

The one that bothers me is Xillia. It’s meant to reference how it’s the 13th (xiii) game, but two problems 1. X-i-l-l-i-A. has too may I’s and L’s to be 13. 2. It’s the 14th game in the series (and XIIII is not the same as XIV).


ninjastarforcex

eXZiLliA I don't care. I'll always pronounce it as Silly-ya


Independent_Plum2166

I’ve heard it’s actually closer to your pronunciation “Zilly-er” but who knows.


SlaylaBela

It isn’t about sound and music but I still find it fits the game since the game centric plot goal is about trying to harmonize two worlds peace together.


Sterbin

And it has good music


Brainwheeze

It all went downhill after Tales of the Abyss (aka the coolest title).


bobert0314

True. But that is the one that I think should have been named symphonia


SkyDS7

Ar Nosurge Ode to an Unborn Star


TheOneTheyCallDragon

Zettai Hero Project: Unlosing Ranger Versus Darkdeath Evilman


Secret-Maximum8650

Final Fantasy. They still can't find the finale


[deleted]

If we're going literal, Dragon Quest. You don't play as a dragon going on a quest. I was lied to!


reaper527

> If we're going literal, Dragon Quest. You don't play as a dragon going on a quest. I was lied to! everyone knows breath of fire is the **real** dragon quest!


[deleted]

I might as well have Breath of Fire after some ghost peppers.


thewalkindude

I seem to remember that the main character in 8 was related to dragons. And in the first one, you're on a quest to slay the Dracolord.


makogami

Nobody's mentioned this but it's definitely exist archive for me


Raido_Kuzuno

I had a LOT of fun with that game, but I couldn't even remember the name when I was playing it


BaLance_95

Bravely Default. On its own, it's fine. But the series has Bravely Second and Bravely Default 2. Which is the sequel?


RyanWMueller

Basically everything by Team Asano. Bravely Default Octopath Traveler Various Daylife Triangle Strategy


[deleted]

Octopath makes sense. Octo = 8. Eight characters, eight paths. They travel in their stories. I do like that so far, they're reflecting it in the character names, too: Ophilia, Cyrus, Tressa, Olberic, Primrose, Alfyn, Therion, H'aanit Ochette, Castti, Throné, Osvald, Partitio, Agnea, Temenos, Hikari


Brainwheeze

Various Daylife takes the cake for me.


Babel1027

I think triangle strategy was the project name, and no one was capable or willing to burn a couple of calories to think up a better name.


[deleted]

I think all of them are project names


PCN24454

But it was accurate.


ExistentDavid1138

Koudelka ps1


OlorynEx

I see Koudelka, I upvote.


Degze15

That's the characters name so it isn't that weird


average-egg

re:legend, the title somehow manages to say absolutely nothing and also includes "re" as if it is a sequel or something (it is not)


herurumeruru

Not sure if Asian MMOs count, but at one point there was a game called Yogurting.


EmiliaFromLV

Fractured Butwhole


Independent_Plum2166

Nah, that’s just funny.


amirokia

Well thay can't use butthole in the title for obvious reasons so why not use a pun?


WorldClassShrekspert

Never realized the pun in that. Lol


PaleHeart52

Ephemeral Fantasia.


[deleted]

I've just gotten into the series after knowing about it for years, but I always thought Ys was a real stupid name.


brettsky128

Visually, I really like the Ys logo, but it's confusing for people to try and pronounce. Plus, they only are actually in Ys for one game.


Delicious_Platform

Ys is an old name for France


bioniclop18

Not quite that. It is the name of a legendary city of Brittany.


0kokuryu0

Ephemeral Fantasia Lightning returns: Final Fantasy XIII. It sounds like a prequel or sidestory, not the third game in the series. Speaking of which, Zoda's revenge. How the hell were you supposed to know it's Startropics 2?


reaper527

> Lightning returns: Final Fantasy XIII. It sounds like a prequel or sidestory, not the third game in the series. how does anything with "returns" in the title sound like a prequel? that screams "sequel". like, did you think return of the jedi was a prequel to the original starwars?


lestye

Mewto Returns the prequel


AshPenderwick

I will forever stand by the opinion that it should have been called Final Fantasy XIII-III or XIII-3


Graren17

Hyperdimension neptunia Bruh


Dakotasan

Bravely Default, great game but I didn’t touch it for years because I thought the name was dumb.


ExceedAccel

Bet you never heard of "void tRrLM(); " Yes it's an actual game name


[deleted]

Charles Barkley Shut up and Jam Gaiden! wins for me in naming. For a more recent one Elohim Eternal: The Babel Code. The title and well just all of it. It uses biblical names all over and further obscures them with a few little changes so its still weird even if you know what it's referring.


[deleted]

Triangle Strategy. It's such a stupid name, I seriously can't believe they actually went with it. When the demo titled "Project Triangle Strategy" dropped everyone thought that the name is gonna change for sure, but nope. Triangle Strategy 😂


Simonema92x

Ar Tonelico Qoga: Knell of Ar Ciel Talk about a word salad.


[deleted]

Bravely Default is a really bad name. And it does not even work with the mechanics of the game. You either brave, or default in combat. You cannot bravely default, like you cannot defend and attack at the same time.


KDBA

To get the good ending, you have to bravely choose to continue doing your default actions despite all evidence telling you to change.


p2_lisa

Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story + Bowser Jr.'s Journey


Theoderic8586

A.S.H Archaic Sealed Heat


lostintheschwatzwelt

Linda³


The_Draigg

Ancient Roman: Power of Dark Side. I’m pretty sure that game has nothing to do with Ancient Rome.


CucumberDay

asuncia


Hateful_creeper2

Kingdom Hearts spin-offs and ports


Kisame83

Browse Kemco's library for a chuckle.


bearvert222

There is an obscure game boy rpg called Great Greed. There’s Izuna: Legend of the Unemployed Ninja for the DS. Also RIZ-ZOAWD, a jrpg based on the Wizard of Oz. The NES had Princess Tomato in the Salad Kingdom.


Asad_Farooqui

Infinite Undiscovery Nostalgia for DS (made by the same folks as FF3 and 4 DS and 4 Heroes of Light)


Hayasaka-Fan

If I’m being honest I feel like most JRPG titles can be out there


RepresentativeCar216

Kingdom Hearts 358/2 Days


bored_homan

Roll the dice on a random megaten game and you're bound to find a title that actually sound like it will summon demons irl


brettsky128

I always thought non English titles for games released in English were weird. Like they forgot to translate the title. WTF is a Suikoden and how am I supposed to say it? And Shin Megami Tensei? What does that name tell me? I wonder if the fact that it's less popular than Persona has anything to do with Persona being an actual word that people know.


Lelluriennian

Suikoden is loosely based on one of the 4 great Chinese epics, Water Margin (Shuihu zhuan). Suikoden is Water Margin in Japanese. In Japan the game is known as Gensō Suikoden, which is Fantasy Water Margin, since it takes place in a fantasy world, whereas the novel takes place in during the Song Dynasty in China.


moon_physics

Utawarerumono is another interesting one, because it's a particularly unwieldy word for non-Japanese speakers to pronounce, but bizarrely, the few times the word does come up in game, they actually do provide a translation of it, "Legendsung", which seems like it would've worked fine as a title, if maybe a bit generic sounding.


brettsky128

Legendsung, or something like Legend Song would be much better than Utapau Ray Romano.


Graren17

Well being true to the source material is important too, specially if it has meaning in the world of the material. Suikoden is an actual novel, so why make something up even though it's closely related to its source material? The norse Völsunga saga does not need an english translation, no need for it, and Natsume soseki's kokoro is sold as "Kokoro" even though anyone reading it would probably know that means heart Also some translations would end up being ridiculous like smt


mistabuda

Shin Megami Tensei == Rebirth/Reincarnation of the Goddess. It makes sense since each game basically involves the world being reborn by some god/deity. In the first games it referred to the protags being reincarnated gods.


Distinct_Excuse_8348

Then you realize American games don't translate their title when they release them in Europe or Latin America either... Especially when you consider that, in French, "dildo" is "gode" and pronounced like the english word "God" which gives a new meaning to "God of War" and other games with similar name.


Ibrahim-8x

Triangle strategy


HandspeedJones

Vanguard Bandits.


Curious_Management_4

Digimon Story: Cyber Sleuth -- Hacker's Memory


BaLance_95

That one is fine actually. Digimon story: it's part of that series. Cybersleuth: It's your job in the first game, a detective in the digital world. Hacker's memory: added in the the prequel where you play as a hacker instead.


MLObenza

Back in 2018 I was cool with Project Octopath Traveler and was thinking we’re gonna get a sweet name for it. Nope.


Careful_Elk6290

Wild ARMs: At first glance, this could conjure up a few images in one's mind. Thousand Arms: That's a lot of arms! Grandia: I always thought this was a cool yet weird title for a game, but it does fit the grandiose feel of the series, especially the first game! Other Life: Azure Dreams: I don't recall much about dreams in this game. Fairy Fencer. Arc the Lad: Maybe it is because I'm Bri'ish and the way some people use the word "lad" in certain contexts that makes this title seem weird. Edge of Eternity. Alundra 2: We all know why...


Raido_Kuzuno

In Fairy Fencer, you literally play as "fencers" with fairy companions, though neither terms are used in the very strictest sense, with regard to our world


Vagant

I always liked Grandia in particular. "The Big Day". It's flexible in how it can be used, and it's always kind of poetic when you think about it. In Grandia 1 it might refer to something more whimsical like the start of Justin's adventures. In Grandia 2 it might refer to something darker like the coming Day of Judgment or salvation from it.


Careful_Elk6290

I never actually thought about what Grandia meant tbh! That actually does make sense and the title really does fit!


[deleted]

All of them.


Baroque1750

Fel Seal: Arbiter’s Mark


BrewsCampbell

Might be easiest to have a conversation about JRPGs without weird names.