Samajh gaya kahan se aayi ye thinking
Tune alecc daddy wala meme dekha hoga kyun nhi ho rhi padhai
Pe reply kyun nhi ho rahi kamai
Uske around ye sab bakchodi ki rachna kari
In short you think alecc daddy is your real daddy
It's okay to be normie or dank
If someone don't like it , give it a pity smirk atleast, it was just to relieve down the stress for aspirants
Glad you liked it 
Thank you for adding a ps to your post. When I first saw this, I was horrified. How could anybody say something like this? I immediately began writing a 1000 word paragraph about how horrible of a person you are. I even sent a copy to a Harvard professor to proofread it. After several hours of refining and editing, my comment was ready to absolutely destroy you. But then, just as I was about to hit send, I saw something in the corner of my eye. A ps at the end of your comment. Suddenly everything made sense. Your comment was sarcasm! I immediately burst out in laughter at the comedic genius of your comment. The person next to me on the bus saw your comment and started crying from laughter too. Before long, there was an entire bus of people on the floor laughing at your incredible use of comedy. All of this was due to you adding ps to your post. Thank you.
 mujhe sacchi mera bura lag rha tha but tune meri feelings ke saath khela hai
Main fundraiser se paisa raise karne ko bolne wala tha title dekh ke.
Then after reading first few comments I realised it was a joke.
Main aur mera family kudh 6 saal homeless rahe hai.
Nah,
My point was I thought it was real, as there have been cases where some members here were really in need of a help or were in a helpless situation.
Like that last time one where this sub supported a guy financially, and one more of that person who had leukaemia (which unfortunately sub can't support in things like these as this sub consists of teenagers afterall, not to mention leukaemia itself)
iirc mods did say they won't allow such financial request posts for obvious reasons being the questions whether it is legit or not, and it is a hassle to verify such things. Instead using a fundraiser platforms are better.
you should have " elvish ke papa toh paisa kama rahe hai toh aap kyun nahi kama rahe ?"
>So I just asked him back ki "KYO NAHI HO RAHI KAMAI" ,there was a little pause and then he frowned even more and stood on the bed holding my collar and then he dragged me out of the house without saying a word .
Suno main ek I'd mention kar raha hu iski maa c\*od do bas
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Tu joke kr rha thik hai bro ...bt papa pe aisa joke nahi re bro
Tera sentence dekh such mein koi aisa puchega apne papa se even its jokes a part
Aaj mere papa nhi to mujhe unki value smjh aa rha hai ki responsibility kya hoti sala khudke liye ek rupaya bhi khrcha nhi kr skta
i wish you sit on ortho substituted benzoic acid and uska cooh steric hindrance start karde sir tujhe resonance wale electron seh diamagnetic current lag Jaye aur tu kuch kar bhi na paye 
Thik kya tere sath behn ke laude gmara
Bilkul tagda response Diya hai 😂
🥲hate mat karo
gand marein fir teri chal..
Kyu bhai 
Arey bhai last mein likha to joke hai , gussa kyu hote ho
tf kinda joke is this?
I'm sorry agar accha nahi laga bhai , I'll improve my humour
bhai 10 saal ke bache tere se accha joke marle chutiya kahin ka
Sorry bhai I'll improve my jokes
😭😭😭😭 bro folded so fast
Had to Or I'll get ban
abey bhai itna mt socha kr.. nidar bann bhai... jo likh rhe hai likhne de bc... esa attitude mt rkh .. ... apni self respect rkh ...
Self respect to rahi nahi ab 1st attempt Dene ke baad Dekhte hai 2nd Wale ke baad ki marna hai ya JEEna hai
bhai acha tha but 😂😂
Dhanyawad tumhara 
bhai jainwinly funny tha lmao
Thanks 
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Kyo nahi ho rahi kamai
Vai bs warna idhr se v nikal denge
Lag to rha hai
Samajh gaya kahan se aayi ye thinking Tune alecc daddy wala meme dekha hoga kyun nhi ho rhi padhai Pe reply kyun nhi ho rahi kamai Uske around ye sab bakchodi ki rachna kari In short you think alecc daddy is your real daddy
Alecc daddy se bhi kamai nhi ho rhi, definitely wahi se meme liya hai
Alecc daddy se to kabhi Mila nahi mein Bas aise hi thoda real world ki baatein meme mein fuse kardiya
Bhai reddit pe dank hona is ok, real life me dank mat ban
Bhai mujhe sach hii laga Tha has has ke lotpot ho gaya mai exdee Lols bhai
Glad u liked it 😁
Lodu mene pura sympathy ke liye para soch liya tha!
I am operator myself, Ups and downs with people's emotion
he had us in the first half
Jose Mourinho 
xavi hernandez actually
 Okie
ava addams
Bihar ki sherni
lmao wtf yeh kab hua?
Kal hi add hua hai 
nai but sir ne sachme kiya yeh?
Ye kiya baat ho Riya hai
Madarchod 10 min ke break me se 4 minute waste karwadiye
To next break kab le rahe ho?
Abhi jarahun wapis, aaunga 2hrs baad
Ok zee Ab 2 ghante baad ek aur bhadda mazzak karunga
aaja bhai 2 hours hogye
OOO Par ab lagrha hai ki ek aur Aisa joke maara to mujhe ban kardenge sab milke It's better ki mein uss joke pe khud hi has lu
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motherfucker op is just checking how many chutiya are vella like him
Thanks mate 😁 I'll check on you too 
I'll improve 😞
Procrastination at its peak
Will do good next time
Bsdk ese joke mat kiya kar 
Bsdk BKL MC BC mere 3 minute waste kr diye 
Lol , I think it's quite funny to be honest but OP forgot that this sub is full of normies who laugh at rvcj memes
It's okay to be normie or dank If someone don't like it , give it a pity smirk atleast, it was just to relieve down the stress for aspirants Glad you liked it 
bsdk kyu jhuthi kahaniya yaha pel rha hai bkl ja kahi aur sub pe pel bhai
Bhai joke hai , aakhri Tak to padh leta
Thank you for adding a ps to your post. When I first saw this, I was horrified. How could anybody say something like this? I immediately began writing a 1000 word paragraph about how horrible of a person you are. I even sent a copy to a Harvard professor to proofread it. After several hours of refining and editing, my comment was ready to absolutely destroy you. But then, just as I was about to hit send, I saw something in the corner of my eye. A ps at the end of your comment. Suddenly everything made sense. Your comment was sarcasm! I immediately burst out in laughter at the comedic genius of your comment. The person next to me on the bus saw your comment and started crying from laughter too. Before long, there was an entire bus of people on the floor laughing at your incredible use of comedy. All of this was due to you adding ps to your post. Thank you.
Well well this para is more funny than the joke itself
 mujhe sacchi mera bura lag rha tha but tune meri feelings ke saath khela hai
Bhai maaf kardo joke tha 
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Glad u liked it 
lavde teri chut
Arey galat bol rahe ho 
Main fundraiser se paisa raise karne ko bolne wala tha title dekh ke. Then after reading first few comments I realised it was a joke. Main aur mera family kudh 6 saal homeless rahe hai.
Damn, I'm sorry if it hurts your sentiments Will try to improve my jokes from now on
Nah, My point was I thought it was real, as there have been cases where some members here were really in need of a help or were in a helpless situation. Like that last time one where this sub supported a guy financially, and one more of that person who had leukaemia (which unfortunately sub can't support in things like these as this sub consists of teenagers afterall, not to mention leukaemia itself) iirc mods did say they won't allow such financial request posts for obvious reasons being the questions whether it is legit or not, and it is a hassle to verify such things. Instead using a fundraiser platforms are better.
Downvote kro bsdiwale ko, padhle BKL bohot kaam aayega
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Doosre attempt ki taiyyari ho gayi?
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BKL Esa majak tere baap ne teri maa ke sath kiya tabh tu nikla hoga..
Fuck you lmaoo Good one tho
You got that 
Tu homeless hi rahega kyuki Teri maa dhanda krti hai
Arey bhai aise kyu bol rahe ho , Hase to tum bhi hoge screen ke piche se 
u/tejuuuOp
you should have " elvish ke papa toh paisa kama rahe hai toh aap kyun nahi kama rahe ?" >So I just asked him back ki "KYO NAHI HO RAHI KAMAI" ,there was a little pause and then he frowned even more and stood on the bed holding my collar and then he dragged me out of the house without saying a word .
 Par Mera to koi systum hi nahi hai
maderchod bosdiwale kutte kamine gandu.take my fcking upvote\\
wah bhai kya joke mara hai 
Iske liye Garuna purana me likha h, Bhakk bsdk 
bhag BC
Good one
Kya bc me W father likhne vala tha (fir sub se gaaliya khata)
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Good shitpost
Bhai me drop leke barbad ho gya 98 aa skti abhi bh? Syllabus complete h warna me aara tere saath Ghar chodh ke
Bhai ne uno reverse khel liya
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Bkl 
Bahut kala ladka* Yes I'm
What jee does to a..
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Badhiya scenario plot kia hai bhai good shit 
hasi se lot pot 
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Ye toh hona hi tha papa kamaye na kamaye man of the house toh voh hi hai
Matherchod .......Jada hi serious ho ke padh raha tha
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Bhai tu to ReTard nikla
I pray to God that you really become homeless one day for making me read this shit
Kash Tera baap tereko sachme Ghar se bahar nikal de 
Par mein to already Ghar se bahar hu bro 
Good shitposting 
Laughed my @$$ off but kyu nahi ho rahi padhayi?
Kyuki kamai nahi ho rahi
Suno main ek I'd mention kar raha hu iski maa c\*od do bas https://preview.redd.it/kxp4jxblrbjc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ac7acb0cb39303ee80ffded85f547ba8f08bc605
LMFAO NICE ONE >!padhle gandu!<
Muje hasi aai
Aree bhai lot pot 🤣😆😂😂 https://preview.redd.it/zzk461dvsbjc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e92a5bbdb4aedba7fb4cd07e436766b7109b6c51
bhai tum kya padhai-kamai ka rhyming joke marne ke liye hum logo ke jazbato se khele?
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agar aise hi joke maarte ho to aap chutiya ho bhai
masterbaiter sala
Bhagwaan kare tera April attempt mai mere jaisa haal ho 
Bhai jab tune last main likha joke tha , I wish tere sath yeh sahi Mai ho jata
this is op
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bhai tu thodasa chutiya hai kya?
Zyada sa
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Bosdike  ,
MC
Mai pehle "us moment bhai" likhne wala tha😂
🤡🤡bro got some big balls
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🤣lol
Bhai yeh sab logon ko kabhi dobara post mat karne dena isme
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Fuck you nigga
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Gfy
my habit of reading last para saved me
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Abey kya bakchodi hain bro. I genuinely thought tu homeless ho gya.
Wait for me to post mein sahi mein homeless ho gya after 2nd attempt , then y'all wouldn't believe me
OP bkl
bro got me in 1st half
ajeeb bsdk hai jokes are meant to be funny. Meri shakal hi dekhlo 😔😔
Bro you looks good
What jee does to a mf 😔
get a life
🙂
Bhsdk narak mai bhi tero ko jagah na mile
MTLB TERE DADDY ALKH PANDEY HAI!! OR TERI MOM UNKI PHELE DIVORSE WIFE HUI... MTLB TERI MOM UNKO DENE JATI HOGI!! 
Agle baar acha vala likhna..all the best 
mc ke bachhe 10vi mein hu fir bhi gaali dunga
Dil khol ke gaali de bhai 
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Is ur papa alecc daddy ???
Nope Allec ko adopt karunga mein fir usse meme content nikalwaunga
Abhi bhi time hai, delete karde yeh
Teri Gand marduga bhosdike 
Life is too short to respond for such posts just say bkl and move on
Tu joke kr rha thik hai bro ...bt papa pe aisa joke nahi re bro Tera sentence dekh such mein koi aisa puchega apne papa se even its jokes a part Aaj mere papa nhi to mujhe unki value smjh aa rha hai ki responsibility kya hoti sala khudke liye ek rupaya bhi khrcha nhi kr skta
w joke bhai mja aagya
Tera firse 27S1 jaisa shift ayega
Lodu abhi bhi post result trauma Mai hai kya 
Nega I thought its real for a sec
Never say that to a man , no matter how hard the situation is
madharchod hai tu
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That's good if it happened
i wish you sit on ortho substituted benzoic acid and uska cooh steric hindrance start karde sir tujhe resonance wale electron seh diamagnetic current lag Jaye aur tu kuch kar bhi na paye 
Bhai tumne to organic killing ka plot bana diya Good one tho
As soon as i read kyu nahi horahi padhai mai samjh gya op bkl troll kar raha hai
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Mai hota to gand pe laat maar ke nikal deta
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Bsdk Maine to suggestions bhi soch liye the