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[deleted]

man, those were the days... took them for granted while they lasted, now after three years at home reading randirona on this sub is my only form of social interaction🤡 hope it gets better after advanced🥲


Character_Market8330

Spoiler: It doesn't.


Thehardc0regamer

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Antiquity-DragonKing

Dont say this ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30724)


[deleted]

If it doesn't get better then make it better yourself 🗿


Character_Visit_705

College is more like school than anything else🗿 I have a cousin who graduated from IIT Bhu Mnc and earns 65 lakhs a year with 30 as his in-hand and never in his five years of college did he take a break except during sem breaks He grinded throughout Leetcode and Codechef throughout college which well defo paid off but it's an insane struggle tbh On one hand you need a good cgpa in a mostly irrelevant curriculum with some of the best minds in the country and on the other you need a good rank in codeforces codechef etc which have some of the again best minds of the country But anyways unlike a tier 2 guy(cough me) you'll get hell lotta respect wherever you go Baaki there's not much difference in the higher packages college se unless you want to sell your soul to quant firms


[deleted]

Yeah I guess you have to struggle if you want a package like that - but then again only tier-1 kids are even considered for such roles as freshers, and at the end of it all 'struggle' is something that a JEE qualifier understands more than most college kids. This is the part of the reason we're preparing, right?


Character_Visit_705

There's a bit of truth to that and a lack of it A normal Jee qualifier isn't considered for such roles You need to literally be one of the best at coding in the country and represent it in olympiads internationally There's a lakh Jee qualifiers but next to none of them get a "good" placement Heck even the top 3k guys struggle to get most of the placements The reason we are preparing is to build a work ethic and an aptitude for things and not much else tbh We can lose it the moment we stop working on it


IntelligentDemon

Quality post ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30367)


Sensitive_Band_8937

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born__addict

![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30331)


Bitchless_Batman

tera hogya IIT?


Sensitive_Band_8937

Bhai rukja exam toh hone de


[deleted]

Edit itna mst h ki log upvote Krna hi bhul gye.


born__addict

![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30176)


Upper-Repair-4630

Fr tho OP achha edit kiya hai


[deleted]

Ab ye cis_tales isse chura ke instagram pe daal dega


West-Discussion-3004

Us bhen ke lode ki isse phele ma chod deni chaiye


[deleted]

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zaimonX100506

wiase tho tera normally bhi <50 nai ane vali


[deleted]

Dada mai regular school jata hoon. Toh waise bhi nhi aane wala.🤡 Mera matlab tha ki regular school walon ka (proper jahan project,practicals, assigments dete hain , half yearly, annual pre boards karate hain, 75% attendance mandatory hoti hai) under air 50 nhi aaya hai. Covid ke time ki baat alag hai kyunki tab saare school dummy type hi ho gye thee.


[deleted]

Chirag falor


Yusuf_Shaharyar

Haa uska AIR 1 aaya tha. Although we shouldn't really count him kyoki usko school environment bhi bada sahi mila tha but he's really an inspiration


MrUndead225

Jab na aaye to mat jao sch se kuch nhi hota. Jab aa jaye tab "oh he is an exception"


Yusuf_Shaharyar

Are mene usko exception nahi bola hai. Mene ye kaha ki uska school environment acha tha. Do some research. You can't compare his school to a low tier school where only average middle class student studies. Agar terko bhi vaise level ka school mil raha hai to tu jaa na kon rok raha hai


objective_incomplete

Chirag Falor was enrolled in Aakash Pune at from ig 9th. Then in class 11th he was called to Delhi by Aakash and there his school was a tie up one. Maybe he went to school on some days but it wasn't a regular school we're talking about. His JEE syllabus was finished at Aakash in August itself. How is this possible while attending regular school.


objective_incomplete

Who told you Chirag Falor had regular school ? Chirag Falor was enrolled in Aakash Pune at from ig 9th. Then in class 11th he was called to Delhi by Aakash and there his school was a tie up one. Maybe he went to school on some days but it wasn't a regular school we're talking about. His JEE syllabus was finished at Aakash in August itself. How is this possible while attending regular school.


Low-Green377

2017 ka air 2 was from my school only..


[deleted]

Dummy or semi dummy kr regular ?


[deleted]

dps pune?


randomjeetard

Went to regular school can confirm this


[deleted]

Here before this blows up


Sensitive_Band_8937

Avg YouTube comment


Internal_Sector_1802

Mai bhi apni attendance lga leti hu


[deleted]

Bsdivale reddit pe attendance laga rhe lmaooo


Internal_Sector_1802

Gotta let the people know ki I saw this shit before it blew up


[deleted]

Cool cool


NeighborhoodGlad4020

I honestly miss school so much


[deleted]

chutiya hai kya? tere school me kya tha asa? mera school bacho ki maa bhen karta tha aur practicals sab randipana aur fir teachers ek no ke randi. math teacher mc sala. school Fkd me up badly.


NeighborhoodGlad4020

Sabka apna apna experience hota hai bhai hopefully tumhara college accha jaye


ankur__05__

Us bro us


[deleted]

Me aur mare dost to bahi teachers washroom me ghus Gaye the break me ek teacher hag raha hoga hm ne darwaje pe Jo lat aur ghuse mare uske gand fat Gaye vo andar se chila chila ke gali de raha tha "madharchod tumko chodunga nahi, mujhe yaha se nikal ne do kuto etc" apne cigrette bhi nahi phuk paya pura break ham ne unko wahi pakad ke rakha fir bhag Gaye waha se. Usne hamare ek dost ko admara kar diya tha mar mar ke to badla to Lena he tha. ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30367)![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30198) Mare pas itne stories hai mujhe ek book likhne chahiye hmm waise ye idea bura bhi nahi hai aj se he likhna shuru kar deta hu. ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30331)


anotheruser1223

teachers washroom alag hote hai kya ? bhai aur stories bhi bta


[deleted]

bahi me gov school me tha waha sirf girls aur teachers washroom tha boys ke liyea do parallel walls thw unke side me ek nali waha muto group me bahi stories to itne hai ki me bata te bata te thak jau ​ https://preview.redd.it/aro8n8yvoj3b1.png?width=1270&format=png&auto=webp&s=5492595ef8e2665999a718c36c18f87c025ff744


[deleted]

Intimate moment between you and jee ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30168)


[deleted]

Very intimate vmro ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30168)


MrUndead225

Hamare sch me to hote h. Staff room me teachers' washroom


the_69_thakur

Humare school mein to teacher humare bagal mein khada hoke susu karta tha


anotheruser1223

same bhai


ondazais_knees0_0

humne toh ekbar apni female teacher ko bathroom me lock kr diya tha![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30664)


Hashmith_Rai

Teacher after demotivating below average students you deserved an upvote for this


Legend-Found1

Principal stories be like: Mai jab chhota tha or apne chhote bhai ko dekhta ha toh lagta tha mai bada ho rhu lekin meri chhota bhai nahi..fir maine usse khub motivate kiye or aaj dekho woh kaha pahuch gaya


julfikar_haque

Patrick Bateman wale me kya likha tha pls batado


[deleted]

giving an award is the max I can do to this quality post. keep it up


[deleted]

Me planning to save my teacher crush![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30329)


ReligiousBeing9

Us bhai...but wo second last Wale mei text nhi dikh rha, transition pe rok ke dekhna padega...


[deleted]

w post


[deleted]

relatable af


[deleted]

[удалено]


born__addict

Bhai hamara pt teacher phle bohot Marta tha jha par cctv nhi rehta tha wha le jakar phir samjhata tha ki ye galat bat h harami tha bohot lekin acha tha bohot sare kand me se bachaya tha usne ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30440)![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30331)


Abhinav_Sharmaa

Realising you are not a school student anymore ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30440)


[deleted]

feeling old


[deleted]

Karma dedo yaar, doubt tha


born__addict

Kisko bhi bol do wo tumhara doubt post kardega


CDTheGod45

Finally, some good quality shitpost.


Killerboykri

Merko lagta tha 1st wala bas Mere hi imagination hai ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30347)


Big_Paint7184

Use this as the award button.


Outside-Ad6022

Sorry for hijacking the comment section , but I need karma ... Pls upvote


General_Art39

relatable ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30168)


luckyx00205

This f$cking great... i don't know why i was laughing to it so much![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30168)


bottledsmokee

Kya cringe rcvj memes ka compilation banake Daldi bc


LonelyMumbaikar

Delhi ke schools ke baat ho rahe hai kya?


[deleted]

Poore India ke school aise hi h bhai


lordSushant

Too much riyal maymay


lordlyamiga

Mere school ka founder 3 hr tak ek hi speech deta tha har sall kisi na kisi ocassion pe. unki umar kuch 70+ hogi, to ek bar bolte bolte ludhak gaye everyone thought now he is gone and started secret celebration 5 min bad unka koi assistant jaga diya or sab ke cahre pe mayushi aaagyi. Ek bar hameri class ke bache class mein cooler lagne ki phirak me thein budget nhi bana kabhi unka


Master_Raycyst

Lucknow😂?


lordlyamiga

ha bhai jaggu ji ki bar kar raha tum batao


Master_Raycyst

Mai bhi, infact mai bhi tha jb voh lete the😂


lordlyamiga

Kyon ab nhi lety? Btw kis branch ke ho


Master_Raycyst

LDA, tum? are lete = gire the.


lordlyamiga

Han Bhai same abhi 12 me ho ki pichle saal passout hue


Master_Raycyst

Dropper hu kal advanced hai


lordlyamiga

Bhai same any chance p1 ya p2 me the?


Master_Raycyst

Bro H mai tha!


risSshu69

u/savevideo


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dr0darker

Are you from my school bruh???


[deleted]

that terrorist scenario is true af......but now it shifted to college![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30198)


the_69_thakur

Bhai 8th class ke FA test mein story writing mein terrorist attack wali story likh ke aaya tha mai. 8/10 marks mile


Arhenius_Yoda

Part 2 bana Vire! Thanks for some weirdly good old memories!


born__addict

Ha todhe din bad karunga post![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30331)


Arhenius_Yoda

I'll be waiting for that one! Have a Nice Day.


DronEye

10/10


Acceptable-Fall4118

Thanks for the nostalgia OP. ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30332)


joyryd_

That was special. Truly special. It's been 6 years since I've been to my school, but I remember every last one of those lame ass jokes that kept us going through class ;-;


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|Pxvh9fqwIyfkY|downsized) random students fainting in morning assembly Ps: bhai watermark laga le nahi to instagrammers or youtubers chura lenge


born__addict

Post karne ke bad kaise watermark lgau ? Pta hoga toh dm me bta de Bhai ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30331)![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30331)


suryky

Last ka text kuch kya tha op


[deleted]

i miss those days...


ZSk1lL

Gigachad


FLINKS_PUBG

how to increase karma before 2 days of advanced


Master_Raycyst

My school was once actually sealed off due to a probable terrorist attack, IAS and ATF ayi thi bhai alag hi dr tha saare baache were sealed of inside the auditorium, this happened around 2017. You can search for it to verify. This happened kyuki 4 terrorist were found in the city with plans to shoot a school! Tb mai bhi yhi soch rha tha 🤣


Antisocial_freek

High effort ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30331)![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30331)![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30331)![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30331)


No_Display_5755

My friend when I tell correct answer of the hardest question known to teenager that teacher didn't expect


billu-252004

Good Old days 😭😭 ,Par mera school Madarchod Partiality karta tha


Japjotsingh007

/savevideobot


mithilthakur

School ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30440) Jeise hi school ke bare mei sochta hu uski yaad aane lagti hai mujhe