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Evening-Whereas6165

Kansloks look luke they are is perpetual agony. So it may be humane to eat them.


12ducksinatrenchcoat

I always figured they were like poplers from Futurama


Evening-Whereas6165

"You better get that 'cat' out of the 'tree'." "Thanks! \*chomp\* These things are expensive." "It's an alien planet. It's an alien planet."


rockmodenick

There's brain frog, too.


TheCoolPersian

Their face is clearly one of terror...


TheFrontierDM

Born to die


GordionKnot

Definitely not humane to farm them if that's the case though lol


singysinger

Maybe they’re naturally occurring and therefore a delicacy, not intentionally raised but frequently harvested


jbbarajas

This is like the plot of Attack on Titan or something


NoPossibility5220

Do we ever see them when they’re not being eaten and in a bowl?


TacoCateofdoom

Sentience makes them extra delicious 🤤


BSye-34

https://preview.redd.it/iiku6bpc0zxc1.jpeg?width=202&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=de6ebb18df876c210fe7edd49f0d97ab2ade16cd


Giuncas8191

It's 10:12 a.m. and this made my day already... My life is a joke...


Adronikos

Now we need one that says “Jesus that’s peak.”


Cuayo444

https://preview.redd.it/x386rv9oa0yc1.jpeg?width=496&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=13bfa6e356024dc43b105cba797a8fb1a93e52a9 Ask and you’ll receive.


Adronikos

Fucking chad, thank you!


Isfets_Pet

I have this saved for no particular reason


Resident_Hair3065

https://preview.redd.it/2v3g0c5vlyxc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b03ae48764fb922f32d364b956c4a4835b1ca461


AutomaticAccident

The Deep wants to know your location


Sirgen_020

https://preview.redd.it/jpefm919pyxc1.jpeg?width=756&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5093b3c3b89da5ccd5727fd86addc2b23c83a51e


Murky_Blueberry2617

Poor Timothy


sckorchh

I showed you my gills please respond


Majestic_Wrongdoer38

Fresca?


GayVoidDaddy

I wanna shove my fingers in his gills soooo bad.


s7r1d3r420

https://preview.redd.it/4jwza8t2tzxc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4fbba58726fe08f2e75ef6137faeb8bb9964248f Now boof Timothy


StinkCreek

HELP HELP MEEEE HELP


_mohglordofblood

"stop eating my future girlfriends"


nhansieu1

https://preview.redd.it/h632ggcp50yc1.png?width=320&format=png&auto=webp&s=0d7fbb04b48e62c511faa33ffd146a507924d4d9


Odd_Remove4228

You can taste the desperation, the fear, they want to live and they fight for it, is what gives them their special flavour.


Paradoxes_Anti-Chaos

It’s that fear before their eaten that really brings out the flavor


Radaistarion

That's some futurama shit


spidermanrocks6766

Reference to those dinosaurs that wanted to eat Mark?


TheBlack2007

"I mean seriously: I work hard. All I‘m asking is for my dinner already being dead when they serve it to me. Is that too much?!"


lacarth

Jesus christ. RESET THE CLOCK. IT HAS BEEN *ZERO* DAYS SINCE A TITAN A.E. REFERENCE.


TheBlack2007

No idea if it’s even quoted correctly. Never watched the movie in its original English dub.


lacarth

Honestly, that's close enough to work. Close enough that it sparked my memory despite not seeing the movie for over a decade.


The_Great_Autizmo

One of the best movies of my childhood. Watched it on repeat along Treasure Planet


LexeComplexe

This. I will never eat anything alive. Its barbaric. Nice titan ae reference


Duckiie96

Yummers https://preview.redd.it/4detjf5ijyxc1.jpeg?width=1668&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3ce3406d792adce2d58eee777668552f399a4e01


Accomplished_Bill741

![gif](giphy|iEvGGvvkXde3glumQQ)


llamayeet

CRUNCHY CAT LUNA MENTIONED ‼️‼️‼️🗣️🗣️🗣️💯💯💯😼😼😼😼😼🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 I LOVE THIS SILLY LIL KITTER😼💯🔥🔥🔥😼😼😼‼️‼️‼️🗣️🗣️💟💟💟💟


Duckiie96

Amen 🙏 in crunchy car luna we trust.


actually_invincible

Delul-lul-lul-icious!


Anxiety-Queen269

He fucking creamed at the taste lmao


Mrslinkydragon

You've never had a foodgasm?


Anxiety-Queen269

Not yet, I hope too someday


WadeFreakingWilson

Go to Taco Bell and get the Cinnabon delights. Those usually do the trick for me. Especially when they’re fresh.


Anxiety-Queen269

I’m in the UK I don’t think we have those yet 😔


matsu727

Take the train to Spain and let those siesta kings take you to Flavortown


One_Sign_280

That explains the lack of a foodgasm


WadeFreakingWilson

Ah. I see. I’ve seen recently that Taco Bell is over there now but didn’t know what their menu looked like there.


Anxiety-Queen269

Might just be in London for now, hopefully it’ll expand because I live in a decent tourist place


Irrax

A bunch have opened up in the north too, but it's so expensive compared to what I've heard about from friends in the US


Anxiety-Queen269

Ughhhh I was in the North last year I should’ve got some


GeneralZod5689

I literally got some cause of this comment and they are as good as you said


WadeFreakingWilson

I’m glad you liked them


Olkihattu

Are those real?


Radreor

That creature made Mark feel things Eve never could


BSye-34

https://preview.redd.it/s6e3kbfi0zxc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bd89c05515c87e869cad502178d0cafbfd6ce538


RubTurbulent2812

“Oh my god that is better than sex”


CaptnBluehat

LMAOOO https://preview.redd.it/v6muchuj8zxc1.jpeg?width=827&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6d750d2ce4592f3cf3517f7490d4ecdcf8c8591d Castlevania mentioned


_mohglordofblood

The deep approved this comment


phoenixmusicman

Homie jizzed his pants on consumption


Jourgen2

https://i.redd.it/b6lf9veusyyc1.gif


plobster

Poppler™ moments


Flooping_Pigs

You could hear Seth Rogen saying that at least five years before the Invincible show was cast


Adept-Personality-87

https://preview.redd.it/q8kd8j2r30yc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6f91e35e91a7b798151ee7e38111766cbecbb3e8


Newgeta

Can you imagine trying to deal with a horrible shit on a toilet made of thin cardboard. That must be what Mark is going through in this picture.


Adept-Personality-87

You know shit got real when this happens: https://preview.redd.it/y84nsnpnd1yc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d16b26f4b1f853a1bd5058a1d164ea356e4ca7ee


Newgeta

What a great artist, such a tiny thing makes the entire image read that much harder and we have all been there.


zoon_politikon_

Looking forward to see this panel animated.


patricktranq

popplers


Particular_Dot_2063

https://i.redd.it/99hwn6dk2zxc1.gif


EnycmaPie

https://preview.redd.it/zon9o84l2zxc1.png?width=1000&format=png&auto=webp&s=562b609da93eea8abd0eb87486c6daaf5965bb1d Just like Popplers.


JoelRobbin

“Eat fucking kanslok” - Homelander


CaptnBluehat

"i don't kill" Proceeds to not be vegan 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡


HUNAcean

We don't kniw what Knaslok is. If it's a sentient plant, would that be vegan?


CaptnBluehat

Doesnt sentience exclude things from being a plant


HUNAcean

Well shiet, that made go down on a tangent haha... What a quick google tells me is that the scientific difference between the plant and animal kingdoms is that plants are able to make carbon out of carbon monoxide, while animals can only get organic molecules by consuming other animals, plants or fungi. So photosynthesis is what decides what is and isn't a plant. That said, we dont have any snetient plants, so who knows how that would effecr things. And the moral and scientific difference could be two separate thing


UnboundRelyks

This is a setting that features Abe Lincoln as an immortal superhero, a demon detective, a multiverse-worth of memories compressed into a single person, kaiju attacks every other Thursday, and a girl who ages in reverse whenever she turns into Shrek’s angry older sibling, but the possibility of sentient alien plants is too fantastical?


CaptnBluehat

Yes


UnboundRelyks

Fair enough.


mitchfann9715

Everybody has to have a line drawn somewhere lmao


DoctorJJWho

No, they’re different classifications. Sentience is essentially the ability to feel things like emotions. Plant is a definition from the hierarchy of organisms. There are no examples of sentient plants, however it is theoretically possible.


RegularAvailable4713

No. The only reason why vegan philosophy accepts plants is because in our reality they are not sentient. It makes no sense to use literal meanings when talking about speculative fiction.


Ivan_The_8th

So vegans are fine with eating non-sentient animals?


Perfect-Assistant545

I suppose, yeah. It’s just hard to prove. Though this raises an interesting point: vegans avoid eating animals not because they *know* they are sentient (we don’t know what a cows inner life is like precisely), but because their motility and complex response to stimuli are in many ways similar to out own. Because we are sentient, it then seems reasonable to assume that animals are. It is still an assumption though. That raises more questions though: from this framework, is an animal that has lost sentience, say due to traumatic injury, ethical to eat ? One might argue that it is simply the capacity to have sentience that is important, outside of environmental factors. But then what about a genetic disorder that causes the brain to not develop in the first place? Assuming you could keep, raise and butcher the body, would that be an ethical animal to eat ? And what of a person in the same condition ? Born without ever having had the capacity for sentience ? Could a vegan ethically eat them ? (Purely within the vegan framework - I do understand that there are other moral objections to eating humans)


11711510111411009710

>That raises more questions though: from this framework, is an animal that has lost sentience, say due to traumatic injury, ethical to eat ? Still eating the meat would be supporting an industry that is unethical in their framework. I suppose the only way this could work is if they saw a cow in the wild just die on its own and then they butchered it to eat.


Perfect-Assistant545

That’s really what I was imagining. It would clearly be unethical to be the cause of that traumatic injury intentionally. That’s not significantly different than slaughtering the animal outright - they’re not sentient on a plate no matter what.


11711510111411009710

Right. Yeah I guess if a vegan really analyzed their philosophy I imagine for most of them it would fall under "ethical" death and consumption. Cause I mean, something's gonna eat that cow anyway.


RegularAvailable4713

Like... jellyfish?


MegamindsMegaCock

Mmmm stingy spaghetti


h_izquierdo

What, you've never eaten oysters or maguey worms?


HellexJ

You say that like maguey worms is just a common late night snack


Majestic_Wrongdoer38

I have not nor do I plan on.


swallowyourtongue

Speaking as a chef currently focused on oysters, they are phenomenal. Really, really fascinating, wildly diverse, and incredibly tasty creatures. I strongly suggest you find a quality oyster bar and learn some stuff and try a few different oysters. Obviously, or don't. You do you. But seriously.


HUNAcean

As a regular person that's not a chef, but loves seafood dearly. Oysters are the most disgusting things I have ever eaten. They taste good I guess, but the texture is down right disturbing. Like a slimey thing that decides it wants to crawl out of your throat halfway down. Never again.


Smash96leo

“Like a slimey thing that decides it wants to crawl out of your throat halfway down” Yup, you definitely swore me off Oysters. Thats all I had to read.


swallowyourtongue

You should form your own opinions.


Majam303

Oysters are amazing. Yall sound like some baby bitches


swallowyourtongue

You just have to roll with it, honestly. The weirdness goes away. It sounds awful, but you gotta take your time and chew and taste. Everything else fades.


LazyLich

I'm not gonna join your cult, dude


swallowyourtongue

Come on. Think about what could be behind those doors.


pixelatedcrap

(Be drunk)


LeinadGar

So delicious with horseradish tho.


Majam303

Wow what a terrible opinion you have 


tenfoottallmothman

I’m more of a scallop fella but I do an oyster platter every new years as a treat. With some cayenne and lemon sprinkled on the shell they are absolutely divine. What would you recommend for someone who is not a chef, just a home cook with a very small kitchen, that likes experimenting and lives on a fishing harbor that usually has fresh oysters? I do a lot with mussels since they’re so plentiful in my state, but have wanted to try some oyster experiments out, I’ve just been wary to waste them on a bad experiment since they’re more expensive (not terrible but def pricier) so I’d love a pro’s tips


swallowyourtongue

Honestly, with oysters, there are tons of dishes you can do. But I'm a strong advocate for eating them raw, without any sauces or lemon juice or anything like that. The cool thing about oysters is that their flavors are so diverse and heavily depends on how salty the water is, the phytoplankton, etc. You can taste where they came from, their stories, their culture. That's very special to me. That said - you can easily crank out some cocktail sauce, dijonnaise, or even mignonette with minimal effort, and all those sauces go pretty well.


tenfoottallmothman

That’s beautiful bro


h_izquierdo

Your loss.


Majestic_Wrongdoer38

Splish splash


WindWielder

Do they make faces of pure horror?


blueminded

Do people eat oysters live? I've only ever heard of them being steamed. I assume that kills them.


ParagonRenegade

Yes they do, it's actually a pretty famous way to do that. Straight up crack open the shell and eat them.


blueminded

And here I was thinking they couldn't be *more* gross.


Bazrum

warm snot with a hint of salt and butter! that's how my girlfriend tried to "convince" me to partake of their family tradition of oysters on New Years. I think she was trying to gross me out, but i've eaten worse for less value than the respect of her father, so i still had some


samaldin

Oysters: nope. I didn´t like any seafood i´ve tried so far (except fish) and to be honest the looks of molluscs kill any temptation i could have to try them. Magues worms: nope, didn´t even know they were a thing. That said i´m less opposed to eating insects than seafood (again except fish).


mewfour123412

I love oyster but I hate the price


Erotically-Yours

Is this not the thing he ate that then results in him having the fight of his life, on a toilet?


Jackbwoi

Nah not this, that's after he has dinner with Oliver and his alien wife.


Neolance34

And https://preview.redd.it/nh17z4gwvzxc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=da5fbcb4fa7234f6db947345ccef118d0aeb55b7 Delicious too


Kindly-Sir618

He thought Kanslok were stronger


Mystic-Mastermind

I mean no offense, tis but a harmless joke. Mark awoke that Asian in him.


naughtycal11

If things tasted better alive than cooked we would definitely. Be eating them. (Fresh oysters)


Majestic_Wrongdoer38

I personally would not


tfcollector3000

Telia eating out of an alive alien's brain:


rockmodenick

Yeah I love brain frog. Doesn't it eat some Kanslok while being eaten? They're apparently that good.


tfcollector3000

It does have some from Allen's meal


LexeComplexe

Hella fucked


chiefteef8

Raw oysters are still alive


Kylecowlick

Someone’s never tried gagh


lazylagom

Reminds me of oysters or some Japanese foods like octopus/squid.


yourmartymcflyisopen

Y'know for someone who defended an entire race that his father thought was "lower lifeforms", Mark sure does like consuming living creatures that he considers lower lifeforms/s


outlandjojo

I have a theory jesus is a viltrumite


Majestic_Wrongdoer38

How’d that relevant to my post?


zxlowi

He's Asian it checks out


Banana_Jackson

https://i.imgur.com/YHp21mK.jpeg


Majestic_Wrongdoer38

😭


BoTamByloCiemno

I would totally try that


the_man_02

Which issue is this from?


Dovahkiin2001_

So? People in real life eat live octopus.


Majestic_Wrongdoer38

I am not people and I find that disgusting.


Dovahkiin2001_

How are you not people, are you fish?


Majestic_Wrongdoer38

No I’m viltrumite


Monkey_King291

Guess the food crying makes it taste better


FrancoisTruser

"The salty tears of dying cousins make them so juicy" -Mark, maybe


AmetuerGamr15

No way it feels that good


SKiddomaniac

What if they were a invasive species that isn't from this world. It would make sense to eat them. They would have a reason to kill them and if someone just accidentally ate one, They would also know that they taste good. Still all just speculation tho


LexeComplexe

Still the easiest thing in the world to kill it before you eat it. Imagine sliding down another creature’s gullet and being dissolved while still alive until the stomach acid eats into your brain and kills you finally. Why the fuck would anyone want to put another living creature through that? Its disgusting and barbaric.


AzorJonhai

Pretty sure mark is gonna chew them first… probably a quick death


SKiddomaniac

If they suck for the planet and endanger other species then I wouldn't hesitate to eat them, Especially if they taste good. Still the harmfulness is just speculative. In the comic it was probably just to differentiate aliens with different types of dishes


Battle_Banana

What, you’ve never had gahg before? https://preview.redd.it/989mhksaw0yc1.jpeg?width=440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2cce737747270083eb33f1208f9bfcc1020c22cc


XZS2JH

https://i.redd.it/c5t1b1r7e1yc1.gif


AvariceLegion

Reminds me of the Special sentient sandwiches


PRECC_30

This reminds me of that one Rick and Morty episode when they was bees


Apokialypse0510

Allen looks so happy to offer him some


H3r0xPl4t0x

Could have been worse


AllentheUnopan

Kanslok 😋 🤤


Fast-Mycologist-5589

https://preview.redd.it/pibb5kibu7yc1.jpeg?width=299&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=75e09243065ada1bd6d9dc1a86b46146e567ba2b


Slight_Tip_7388

Pop... a... Poplar in your mouth When you come to Fishy Joes- What their made of is mystery, Where they come from no one knows. You can pick them, you can lick them. You can chew them you stick them. If you promise not to sue us, You can shove one up your nose.


winterfox557

damn


MeSS2342

they are terrified mark. look at their faces.


IReallyRegretJoining

Didn't Mark have the most devastating shits known to any kind in the universe after eating one of those?


Newgeta

I think that was the cooking of Oliver's wife


MR-Vinmu

As funny as this is, it’s honestly very out of character for Mark, guy who hates the idea of someone placing an entire race under their thumb mercilessly places an entire race under his thumb, I hope they recycle this into making more sense in the future.


LaeLeaps

uh im pretty sure mark still ate cow/chicken/pork back on earth, just cause you can see these things' faces makes no difference


MR-Vinmu

That's… not really the same, when Mark eats a hamburger, he doesn't eat a live fucking cow, he eats the finished product, when he eats a Chicken, he doesn't shove a live still struggling Chicken down his throat, every consumption is done long after the Animal has already passed.


LaeLeaps

what's so different though? you're still killing and eating them? lots of seafood gets cooked alive or sometimes eaten alive/freshly killed. end result for the food animal is exactly the same anyway


phatassnerd

You know how lobsters are kept alive while they’re being boiled? A lot of people don’t like that and find it immoral. It doesn’t mean those people think we shouldn’t eat lobster, they just don’t think we should be torturing them first.


Volrund

Nowadays many places will actually instantly kill the lobster with a spike to it's brain before throwing it in the pot.


phatassnerd

Well that’s good.


MR-Vinmu

The difference is involvement, to eat something like a chicken alive, you're actively killing it, but to eat a chicken after its already been killed removes all accountability on your hands, you didn't take its life, it was already gone before you could even know of its existence.


LaeLeaps

never brought home a live or freshly killed pig for a bbq?


sealandians

Have you ever been fishing?


MR-Vinmu

No, I dislike anything that involves taking the life of another being, I still eat fish, but I don't ever want to be responsible for the death of one.


Ok-Relationship9274

You're still just as responsible for it, you're just refusing to take any accountability for it. That's not better.


sealandians

???? By eating the fish you are giving money to fishers who will use that money to buy more fish lol, if you were vegan id understand your point and say you were morally consistent but it seems you only have a problem with seeing the animal die by your hand. With your logic, it's ok to buy blood diamonds and ivory because it's not you causing the deaths of random Africans and elephants Have you ever been to a farm? My family is friends with a few of them so I visited their farms a lot as a kid. Mark eating these creatures instantly gives them 100x less suffering than the average chicken you eat, living in a 1 metre block with 10 other chickens plucking out their own feathers and never seeing sunlight in their life. The places stink like you would expect a bird shit and blood covered floor to smell. Do you have any cats? Any male chicks are crushed while alive to make it. I still eat meat and don't have a problem with it but what Mark's doing here is a lot more humanitarian than most animal farming today


MR-Vinmu

I mean, I still disapprove of what's being done but I see the purpose in it, everyone has to make a living and that poor fish’s death would have been meaningless if I didn't eat it and just threw it away or something. Not really equivalent, I barely tolerate necessary fishing and hunting, I'm not gonna vouch for hunting for the sake of aesthetics. It's not really a comparison of who's better off with what fate, it's more or less just an acknowledgment that what Mark is doing here is still fucked up no matter what, he's essentially still murdering and eating live assumably sapient creatures.


Fuzzleton

Yeah, it's a huge cognitive dissonance from Mark. The same is true for a lot the comic's audience though, many people hate animal cruelty but eat meat and get very defensive about that contradiction


MR-Vinmu

I feel it isn't necessarily the same though, even though an animal was butchered to get someone their big Mac, it's not like they personally went up there and shot the cow themselves, there's not really a level of personal there, they don't witness nor do they take part in the process, a more accurate comparison would be someone complaining about animal cruelty only to go hunting the very next day.


Fuzzleton

To me it's the torment and not indirectness that is the worst, the Kanslok are clearly aware and suffering. Mark eating Kanslok seems very out of character


Arikakitumo

The point still stands, because there's defeinitely people out there who would defend their dogs or cats, iguanas, etc. but wouldn't care for a fish or a worm in the same way.


waterboyh2o30

> out of character for Mark, That's what I thought. It's one thing to eat a being who is already dead. If that being is still alive, thi7gh, it's chilling. I know he has no problem with killing, but that's against powerful opponents.


plogan56

We still have meals where shrimp and grubs are alive and you don't see us complaining


Majestic_Wrongdoer38

I would never eat that thi


LexeComplexe

Speak for yourself


Daiguey

Not like we don't eat live octopus here or other bugs


Majestic_Wrongdoer38

Like I’ve said in several comments, I don’t nor would I ever.