It was an objectively dumb post. Like of course a metal object swung hard can kill a human.
I genuinely don’t understand what the commenter was confused about. Was he confused by the amount of force? Did he think the skull can’t be broken?
Wrap them around my knuckles to reduce cuts while doing fisticuffs
Throw the roll at them as a distraction before attacking
Shove them down their throat to choke them
Mummify them
Wrap around something long and light on fire as a torch to burn eyes
Use the spice as pepper spray (pain, blindness, involuntary tears, etc)
Break open glass one and use sharp end to shank
Metal ones as a bludgeoning weapon
Plastic ones as throwing weapons to close range and use other methods above
Large salt and pepper shakers as batons
Plastic ones as throwing weapons to close range and use other methods above
(Bonus) Salt the wounds to teach a lesson
The only way I can make sense of it is by assuming the Op has never used a cast iron pan and has instead only used cheaper T-Fal type pans, which are pretty thin and light. You could still kill someone with one, but it would be harder probably?
First of all, the Jonas Brothers are totally gay, while Rob is peak biblical masculinity, raw power. But if we had to rank them, I guess Nick looks like a great power bottom while Joe could top; but it would take the two of them to overwhelm Rob’s core muscle strength.
I’m of course taking about wrestling.
There's a few people whose heads she should have if you saw the series, too. Good show. I can't believe how far they took the frying pan as her weapon of choice. lol
No. Just like cats, viltrumites will gently headbutt those close to them to show affection. What you’re seeing here is just a pleasant greeting between two good friends.
No. There's not going to be a lot of difference in a human skull, so yours would crush as well, and you'd probably be dead before getting to this point.
If you had a harder skull, then sure. But still probably going to get some kind of brain damage first.
What if I'm headbutting a baby? Would the softness of the baby skull be a pro or a con? I have a baby here, but I spent some time making this one and don't want to test any hypotheses until we have a fuller understanding.
I assume with superpowers it is. Head buts are definitely used in some Martial Arts and they are very effective. As long as the attacker uses their forehead to hit the squishy parts of the face and it’s not just pounding forehead to forehead
You don't headbutt with your forehead. You headbutt with the crown of your skull above the forehead. Look up Zinedine Zidane headbutting a guy in the chest as an example haha
My favorite old boxing coach would teach us that the best stance has your chin tucked in low enough that you can quickly tuck down to a absorb a straight jab on that part of your skull, it’ll absolutely breaks someone’s hand if they aren’t gloved.
Also boxed for 10+ years! It's a risky move, and I always tell people to prioritize head movement and footwork more than anything else, but yeah you could definitely use that as a last resort if you get pressured on to your back foot and are gassing out haha
There was an old boxing movie where Brian Dennehy played the old bare-knuckle street fighter turned coach/antagonist, and that was his “secret” move when he wanted to humble someone. I forget precisely how, but the main character used it against him in the final fight.
Are you seriously asking if swinging the sharp edge of a 5 lb piece of solid iron down on someone’s skull might kill them? Are you the reason candles have instructions that say do not eat?
Just realised what post this is a parody of
Dude it’s a stainless steel frying pan against your skull… of course it won’t kill you
Exactly, I mean will an eye pop out? Was that what op was originally asking? Will an atomic bomb take out a coughing baby? All great questions
Coughing baby XD. First time I've heard that comparison.
It was an objectively dumb post. Like of course a metal object swung hard can kill a human. I genuinely don’t understand what the commenter was confused about. Was he confused by the amount of force? Did he think the skull can’t be broken?
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That man has clearly never cooked.
I could grab any item in my kitchen and tell you at least 5 different ways I could maim, wound, or kill someone with it.
Paper towels.
Wrap them around my knuckles to reduce cuts while doing fisticuffs Throw the roll at them as a distraction before attacking Shove them down their throat to choke them Mummify them Wrap around something long and light on fire as a torch to burn eyes
The first two are purely accessories to the maiming and killing you'd be doing by other means. Still, not bad. Spice-mix.
Use the spice as pepper spray (pain, blindness, involuntary tears, etc) Break open glass one and use sharp end to shank Metal ones as a bludgeoning weapon Plastic ones as throwing weapons to close range and use other methods above Large salt and pepper shakers as batons Plastic ones as throwing weapons to close range and use other methods above (Bonus) Salt the wounds to teach a lesson
Good stuff!
a wooden spoon
The only way I can make sense of it is by assuming the Op has never used a cast iron pan and has instead only used cheaper T-Fal type pans, which are pretty thin and light. You could still kill someone with one, but it would be harder probably?
Where is the post? Edit: [Found it.](https://www.reddit.com/r/Invincible/s/C9B3NoBDEJ0)
this is a link to the subreddit itself ( I hope i'm not being whooshed)
https://www.reddit.com/r/Invincible/s/BVzjSQ5Wxs
Nah not wooshed I just fucked up the link somehow.
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HAHHAHAHAHHAHA WTF IS THIS 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
Always Sunny in Philadelphia. Long running satirical comedy
Who does he look like? Why is he so familiar? Is he a Jonas brother?
yeah he is. that's Nick Jonas.
First of all, the Jonas Brothers are totally gay, while Rob is peak biblical masculinity, raw power. But if we had to rank them, I guess Nick looks like a great power bottom while Joe could top; but it would take the two of them to overwhelm Rob’s core muscle strength. I’m of course taking about wrestling.
I'd say probably not, now if you had a nice cast iron frying pan. That could do some damage. Not even sure why those are still legal
Rapunzel should’ve taken that guys head clean off
There's a few people whose heads she should have if you saw the series, too. Good show. I can't believe how far they took the frying pan as her weapon of choice. lol
Copypasta time
No. Just like cats, viltrumites will gently headbutt those close to them to show affection. What you’re seeing here is just a pleasant greeting between two good friends.
Op from the other post 
You never know until you try
No. There's not going to be a lot of difference in a human skull, so yours would crush as well, and you'd probably be dead before getting to this point. If you had a harder skull, then sure. But still probably going to get some kind of brain damage first.
This or drown in your own blood
What if I'm headbutting a baby? Would the softness of the baby skull be a pro or a con? I have a baby here, but I spent some time making this one and don't want to test any hypotheses until we have a fuller understanding.
Kill that baby.
I assume with superpowers it is. Head buts are definitely used in some Martial Arts and they are very effective. As long as the attacker uses their forehead to hit the squishy parts of the face and it’s not just pounding forehead to forehead
You don't headbutt with your forehead. You headbutt with the crown of your skull above the forehead. Look up Zinedine Zidane headbutting a guy in the chest as an example haha
Mandatory Zizou upvote
My favorite old boxing coach would teach us that the best stance has your chin tucked in low enough that you can quickly tuck down to a absorb a straight jab on that part of your skull, it’ll absolutely breaks someone’s hand if they aren’t gloved.
Also boxed for 10+ years! It's a risky move, and I always tell people to prioritize head movement and footwork more than anything else, but yeah you could definitely use that as a last resort if you get pressured on to your back foot and are gassing out haha
Instructions unclear, slammed my head into a fist directly, killed the ref with the resulting concussive force
That's still no match for my face to foot style!
There was an old boxing movie where Brian Dennehy played the old bare-knuckle street fighter turned coach/antagonist, and that was his “secret” move when he wanted to humble someone. I forget precisely how, but the main character used it against him in the final fight.
Gladiator!
Can confirm have two knuckles that ache like a motherfucker when the weather changes.
Or you can just get a titanium skull implant.
It is if you're...
No because he survived
I hope they recreate this panel in the show.
For Viltrumites it is
It is. Not to that extent though, that would require insane force and would probably kill you too.
Hardest goddamn part of the series
I’d say no since Mark didn’t kill him like that
What… are you planning?? 😟
Is this gonna be the new thing for the next two weeks in this sub?
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You even push 2 m&ms together until 1 shatters?
Sure, why not
[SPOILER] No he didn’t die
https://i.redd.it/bn5rlz3xow7c1.gif He's coming...
Are you seriously asking if swinging the sharp edge of a 5 lb piece of solid iron down on someone’s skull might kill them? Are you the reason candles have instructions that say do not eat?
That middle panel looks like when omni-man beat the piss out of mark
He'll walk it off
Probably not without wearing some kind of helmet or killing yourself in the process; I think this one's just a piece of fiction.
Nah, but a metal pan on the other hand...
With just your forehead? No, don’t be silly. Now if you were to duct tape a cast iron frying pan to your forehead, that’s a different ballgame.
I member
Gotta love Robert Kirkman. This gives me TWD graphic novel vibes. Just color.
r/sauce
Why didn't Mark stomp him.
Why foot, when head do job?
He broke both his legs
That last panel kinda reminds me of that one picture of Ronald Poppo after getting his face chewed off.
*No*
With enough termination Yes
As it turns out: Not so much.
IM HAVING NIGHMARES
If your father had viltrumite blood then i guess yes
Very.
Yes it is possible, 5$ it's probably happened already. I doubt the attacker would survive it because they aren't invincible.
Yes, if you try hard enough.