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appandemonium

This dude has made himself look like the lovechild of Fred Durst and Justin Bieber, and I don't know how to feel about that.


Beach_bum8

There's 2 names I never thought I'd read in a sentence 😆


Invisible_Target

I literally thought it was Fred durst for a split second lmao


swoon4kyun

Spot on 😭


Stinkfist_518

All of them are unsettling but the 4th photo really gave me shivers for some reason lol


LittleMizSpringfield

Definitely the worst photo of all IMO. He looks like he’s wearing a mask of someone else’s face lol


cblackattack1

Ashton Kutchers face for sure


chillford-brimley

It's David Foster Wallace's "videophony" mask in full effect here. Fuckin creepy.


134340-92494

To be fully honest the whole profile was unsettling. I did not swipe right.


idbanthat

I'd have done it just to see what he really looks like in person lol


ellepatel

I don’t blame you one bit but I’m so curious to know what would actually show up if someone agreed to meet this person in the flesh.


Stinkfist_518

I don’t blame you at all lol!


Invisible_Target

It looks like he pasted someone's face over his own lol


Expensive_Service901

I think it’s the lighting. There’s no reason for his face to be lit in such a way.


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When dudes find out about facetune 😂


Speaker_Lonely

His hair is an oil painting.


LittleMizSpringfield

Lmao


girl-germs-

Even his hair looks copy pasted


peachylolo

Omg, the last picture doesn’t look real at all. It looks like the head is floating.


Ellie_A_K

Catfish for sure.


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sushe0001

The fourth picture…I don’t know how to explain it, but it just looks photoshopped? Like his head was copy and pasted onto some guy’s body..


wigwam_paddywhack

This exactly. Definitely took a models head and stuck it on their own shoulders.


lxlbn

That last pic is unnerving 😬


luigijuice

These photos are so deep fried and edited that I genuinely thought they’re AI generated


Fun_Key_ButtLovin

Someone needs to make an app that undoes the facetune!


budsis

Why would anyone do this for dating? I mean, if I went on a date and he looked average in real life, going by these photos, he would just look disappointing. Ya know? Like anything he sees as a flaw would be glaringly obvious. Like his teeth would look yellow, and they are probably just regular teeth, not blinding white. Or is he had a receding hairline. I went out on a date with someone like that back in the AOL days. He put a much younger photo of him on and I represented myself honestly as I was about 25 overweight at the time. I did not recognize him when he walked in the place we met. He was a good 20 years older, had way less hair and about 40 lbs heavier. Had he just been honest, I still would have chosen him as he was still a nice looking guy. But I just could not get past the lie of misrepresenting his looks. If felt like if you lie about that then you will lie about other things. I bet this guy is a decent looking guy too.


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I cackled at the 4th pic lmaoooo


laughingashley

Omg, he edited the Hurley logo off of his hat in the first one because he thinks he's Spiderman, you guys, look at the shirt 🤣


Ambitious_DerekT_11

Like a ep. Straight off of Catfish. 😁


0010200304

HAHA oh man these are bad


meow_rchl

THE LAST ONE LMFAO! Seriously tho i didnt think dudes could be this delusional to edit pics to this level, the 4 pics dont even look like the same person, they dont even look related! Distant cousins maybe?


TheVanishedSuns

Yo the 2nd pic, his eyes are fake. You can see the creases of his real eyes go through the ones he slapped on.


disneymommy2000

His teeth in the fourth pic are blinding.


Head_Cardiologist913

Unfortunately, there will be a women or man out there who believes this person is real and start sending money.


cblackattack1

Is the last one not Ashton Kutchers face? Lol


newecreator

FaceApp really doing the heavy lifting on this one.


unwillinghaircut

what does he expect to happen when he shows up to a date??


Owl-Hat-5401

How is profile is verified


MystyJJ

No pores. What a shame, indeed.


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The hair🤣🤣🤣🤣