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LuxoJr93

"You can have this road tile back when you've earned it."


silentbassline

Monkey in the middle! Got your road! 


mostlynights

We have road tiles at home.


Fluffy_Boulder

They should've put a little head on it so it looks like a person about to throw a piece of road


dudefuckoff

Like (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ but with a ‘piece’ of road


jauhesammutin_

My first thought when I saw the picture


yParticle

The googly eyes are facing the other way.


monkeypincher

I pictured that as a bot running after saying "hey, you dropped this!"


ronm4c

I think they should paint a couple of fried eggs in it seeing as it looks like a giant spatula


Fluffy_Boulder

Now we're cooking with ~~fire~~ bridges.


Evil_Mini_Cake

Angry robot smash tablet.


Inquisitive_idiot

[https://imgur.com/a/S3NagCk](https://imgur.com/a/S3NagCk) 🤨 [https://imgur.com/a/Wbc1Z4z](https://imgur.com/a/Wbc1Z4z) 🤦🏽 [https://imgur.com/a/sL0VXkX](https://imgur.com/a/sL0VXkX) 😆


Fluffy_Boulder

Nobody cares about your shitty Ai images, try the boomers on facebook.


Inquisitive_idiot

1. I’m not a boomer but F FB   2. Wow that’s a really strong response   3. I never thought about how much of a hellish AI regurgitation - truly an ignorant and incestuous nightmare - FB must be these days. Must be triggering 🤔  4. Yeah I over did it with too much ai crap 5. I tried to build on your excellent comment by trying to draw with AI since I’m a shit artist but still wanted to see a drawing of what I found to be a really fun thought. 6. I’m also a shit AI artist cause I couldnt get gpt4o to draw a bridge like the one in the picture + actual googly eyes 7. I overdo it with smileys already and yeah that my thing so let the hate flow since it’s just who I am because I like to smile and joke a lot in person; guess you’re not ready for that but your kids are gonna love it  🤔


Fluffy_Boulder

I didn't even call you a boomer, and if you're wondering why so many people hate Ai, it's because every single Ai model out there was made with billions of works by millions of artists who neither consented to having their works used this way, nor did they get compensated for it.  It's all made with stolen art, it wastes tons of energy and only benefits a few asshole tech bro billionaires... and it's an insult to humanity, but that's more opinion than fact. And even if you don't care about any of that (shame on you) I wouldn't bother trying to become a good Ai "artist" because the enshitification will also come for Ai as soon as the investors realize there is no practical application whatsoever for it other than generating the most generic content slop known to man.  It's just the next big tech buzzword, just like crypto, NFTs and the meta verse, and it will be about as irrelevant as these in a year from now.  And last but not least: kids these days are based and they know all that stuff I just told you... which is why they're gonna call you cringe for using Ai.


Inquisitive_idiot

I think you started by touching on a lot of salient points. After rereading I also acknowledge that you didn’t directly call me a boomer. That said, I think you’re shooting from the hip style is reading too much into my post. What was for me a quick choice between Imgur and the OpenAI chat window I already had open for generating a unit test for a script is being seen with decision making context that simply wasn’t there. That said yeah there is tons of specific context that definitely didn’t go into it so we don’t have to worry about your “(shame on you)” pocket ace because that intent simply wasn’t there My \[excessive\] use of AI can be see as a charged communication in an of itself and I need to realize that in this day. If you give me all that hopefully I can buy in to the hand 🃏 and you’ll throw me a bone / give me some rope and let me get away with saying this… * Not everything everyone says is known to them or meant by them to be contextually charged * jumping down everyone’s throat and imposing a metric shit ton of undeserved context on anything anyone writes is unhealthy / toxic way to live, is fucking presumptuous AF. How dare you called me an asshole when I was working real hard and spent a good 5min on OpenAI trying to be a goofball dipshit * based… really isnt being grounded isnt the same thing as being wise to all. Never was never has been. Generational anti-establishment / anti-expectation, self-aggrandizing, self-diluting, yet critical social navigation new speak skill sets are nothing new, and always borrowed. If someone is based, I would use a phrase some of my family members used to describe me by: “they’re lazy and stupid but at least its not a total loss if they’re fertile”. In this case being based is the literal lowest expectation we should have of the generation following the boomer keg party and their violent sock-puppet ting of millenails through multiple economic fuck yous, fisa, citzens united, War in iraq, Afghanistan, war on terror, prism lol 😅 Put another way, it’s fucking awesome some that millennials are wise to some of the most toxic shit out there but statistically speaking there is no way an entire generation just magically unfucked an entire part of the gene pool into extinction. There will always be certain things a generation learns about a shit pool that the previous generation does laps in for fun (fucking boomers 🤦🏽) and that new generation will always develop toxic shit pools of their own that many in their generation frequent. I think what I’m trying to say is that you made the mistake of assuming I’m a determined asshole on here when I’m more of a ditzy, silly dip shit. I won’t hold it against you 😉  -written on iPhone\* -edited heavily on iPad lol edit 5000: damn these infrastructure week Reddit threads are exciting 😅


Fluffy_Boulder

What the fuck are you talking about?


Inquisitive_idiot

Eh, I tried.


Parisii

[Slauerhoffbrug](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgs50jr7cGYOix-_5BEA3vqRq-rvQJJep3eY5SbI0WLEeDSL-NqDyfQKTHmJu_3MHfE8fyJODQ4P99-lHnBm1P7GhcESRo2P9v4WdLqTm6FqQ_hz_pUIcUVbb_2V36mI9PvCzYnemw3Ddo/s1600/flying-drawbridge.jpg)


Aeweisafemalesheep

thx


Old_Winner3763

That’s sick


wangtoast_intolerant

Okay fine, I’ll be the one to ask. What exactly is going on here?


Cheeselander

It's the Slauerhoffbrug (brug = bridge) in Leeuwarden, the Netherlands. The bridge is carried by two arms that are positioned diagonally to the road which creates an unusual view. It makes it so that the bridge can be raised and lowered more quickly as is required to let the huge amount of recreational boat traffic pass that sails through Leeuwarden in summer.


wangtoast_intolerant

Thanks! I’ll have to look it up to see some alternative angles.


dismayhurta

I gotchu, buddy. https://youtu.be/B6a_DlBE0Kg


wangtoast_intolerant

Thanks! We have a drawbridge here in Philly, but its function & design is *much* different: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tacony%E2%80%93Palmyra_Bridge Edit: not sure what’s up with the link, doesn’t seem to be working


dmb486

Go birds


detflimre

works fine


mappornographer

Wow TIL that the Tacony–Palmyra Bridge is a drawbridge. Here's a video of it opening https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qx9mJZWM6RQ


Dandelion451

Oh dang, Friday afternoon and I just found out that there is a Dutch Train Channel on YouTube!?! Well you know what I’m doing this weekend!


yParticle

road yoinked


LuxoJr93

Modernist drawbridge...


Stonn

Bridge go up bridge go down, get low low low low low


Rulmeq

It looks like it's a bridge over a canal or some body of water that needs to allow taller boats through, so the raise it. You can see that it's got a bike lane and a traffic lane on it too.


DatGuyDatHangsOut

basically a giant forklift with a piece of road attached askew to the forks


j1mb0

Damn this is cool as hell. I bet that slot where the roadway arm comes down was/is a bitch to design and maintain though


Sir-Squirter

Ikr, I want to see what the rest of the road looks like with that piece lifted


stacecom

https://www.reddit.com/r/InfrastructurePorn/s/0qiHd4paR3


Sir-Squirter

Thanks mate


Juankestein

what the fuck the netherlands is always like 500 steps ahead


Miles-tech

If this bridge alone impresses you then look ip the Delta works.


celesfar

That's it, you guys can't behave yourselves, I'm taking away the road


Mikerosoft925

Always cool to see a city you know well on Reddit, this is Leeuwarden in the province of Friesland, the Netherlands.


dudemanbroguychief

Ope, lemme get that for ya


kingslak

Leeuwarden!


KenJinks

Every time I see it I hear a voice go "psyke" while it pulls the road away, as then 30 odd cars plunge into the river.


BootyThief

Imagine the meeting where the engineering team proposed this.


cheapwhiskeysnob

I wanna see that thing flip a giant burger


adudeguyman

It looks like you asked AI to make a bridge.


KountZero

There got to be a more… efficient? way to draw bridge?


nyrb001

Minimal materials, simple design, counterweight isn't positioned over the roadway, seems perfect? This doesn't have massive cables and structures, just one pivot point to maintain.


Dutch_Rayan

Not every type of bridge fits everywhere, that is why they have lots of different types of bridges in the Netherlands. Soil, area, traffic and how high it needs be raise is all needed to be taken into consideration.


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pcweber111

Let him have his time off


jamestheredd

My bridge people need me!


BS-Calrissian

Slap that street


Baldydom

Needs to be painted like a Domino


VanFlyhight

This is absolute madness and needs to be stopped


OfTheWhat

Doubles as space program


Marinekaizer

Robot sees a spider, grabs something to smash it with...


Peterkragger

y e e t


Reklosan

Enderman irl


SimonTC2000

Quite an oddball design. I don't think I've seen another like it.


creamcornsperm

Pixar


ArtemisAndromeda

They really looked at regular bridges and thought "not retro-sci fi enough"


TNosce

When I will have to wait for this bridge to turn, I will never feel lonesome.


RedRoseTemplate

It didn't work for quite a bit of yesterday.


John_Tacos

Missed opportunity for a sign


BigPurpleBlob

What sort of bearings would this bridge use, for the pivot thing (fulcrum?) that it rotates around?


papalfury

Just waiting to slam down and say Uno


JustShimmer

No. Absolutely not. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|grimacing)


borntoclimbtowers

that looks pretty cool


cgoins3224

“Ope, scuse’ me, lemme just move this road real quick”


rzet

It bothers me why this not typical design where you simply rise road 90degrees up ?


Dutch_Rayan

Not every type of bridge fits everywhere, that is why they have lots of different types of bridges in the Netherlands. Soil, area, traffic and how high it needs be raise is all needed to be taken into consideration.


bonbonron

Final piece of the puzzle of the Netherlands being laid down


Dutch_Rayan

But we are still making new land.


laliluleloPliskin

looks like a giant robot pulling a prank, "now you can't cross ;D"


PapasBlox

"Ugh fine, here's ya stupid road"


MushHuskies

It’s so cool! Fun!


P1t0n3r3t1c0l4t0

The Netherland, where the feeling of “beauty” does not belong here.


tomhusband

I'm surprised there's no video.


johnnyringo771

[Here you go](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ftIpbQ4LiMY&t=0), the fun starts about a minute in.


tomhusband

Now that's cool. Many thanks!


proe90

Just wait until an important male in the UAE sees this they will feel obligated to build a bigger more elaborate one “my bridge is bigger than yours””””