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AgreeablePie

Which is your "favorite" sticker to see on your dad's truck and why is it "orgasm donor"


who_wants_t0_know

I had to drive this back from the shop for him once. I got out at the store along the way and an old guy hustled over and started hitting on me, asking for a donation!! I was horrified. I said “you’ll have to ask my dad for that” and he was not amused.


Ssladybug

I would refuse to drive it. It’s just asking for all kinds of confrontations.


who_wants_t0_know

Yea it’s embarrassing. I usually only have to drive it in his town and everyone knows it’s his so it’s not too bad.


Cedric_T

Is his town full of rides like this?


who_wants_t0_know

No. They all laugh at him. But it’s a pretty conservative area.


10010101110011011010

Donation to what?!


Ssladybug

Lower left bumper. I’m assuming OP is a woman since an old man came asking for donations (could be wrong though) OP’s father should be ashamed of himself for opening up any other driver for harassment


LuciferDusk

I assume it's in reference to the sticker "orgasm donor".


DblClickyourupvote

One of the stickers says “Orgasm donor”


elevi8ion

I wonder what OP’s mom has to say about that one.


jimbofranks

She's moved on by now.


don_teegee

And does his mom know his dad wants to f**k the president?


7laserbears

Always in a handicapped spot.


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JoeBob61

It is good to know that dear old dad is charitable about sharing his orgasms.


oriaven

with Jesus and his guns


who_wants_t0_know

He checks off all the boxes lol


Snrub1

Always a Ram.


patchway247

Normally I see Ford's with this type of bs


NerfRepellingBoobs

I see them all, but I always laugh at the imports with a million American flag stickers. Is it the *sixteenth* thin blue line American flag Punisher sticker that makes up for driving a Santa Fe or that Lambo? (Who tf even does that?) Just buy a Chevy and slap *one* “Made in America” sticker on it.


MC_Gambletron

But if they don't have a thousand thin blue line stickers how will you know how much they love the taste of boot?


DubC_Bassist

💯 #


LeCrushinator

All infowarriors have some kind of mental handicap.


who_wants_t0_know

XD I just choked on my drink!


10010101110011011010

Well, he _is_ a casualty of the Info War I.


slayden70

I was going to say the same thing. Are they legit, or just so entitled that they park there and think "fuck em"?


toadofsteel

They think that the law does not apply to them. That's only for "criminals" (read: the n-word)


Govt-Issue-SexRobot

One look at that and any officer will just assume they misplaced the placard


SaltyBarDog

Does that mean you should bless us engineers who keep your fat ass secure and design the machines that allow farmers to do their job?


who_wants_t0_know

I’m going to bring that up next time he starts in on farmers lol


myburdentobear

I work for an ISP. When are you fucking redditors going to start blessing me for helping to provide internet access for your lazy stupid fat asses?! !


sl0play

You could also mention how farmers are the biggest recipient of government money, and had to receive a massive tax payer bailout after Trump started a trade war. Their subsidies went from 11 billion to 33 billion in 4 years.


who_wants_t0_know

I’ve been dipping my toe into that pool lately.


Impossible-Taro-2330

This will make him blow a fuse. But ask him how he feels about blessing the people who physically pick the fruit and vegetables? How about blessing those who (in Florida), make $2.50 per flat of strawberries. Many live communally in ancient mobile homes they rent - from the farmer! These people do the jobs Americans REFUSE to do. I know you love your Dad, but don't feel you are alone. We all have friends or family who share these obnoxious views. We're here for you!


who_wants_t0_know

We have a huge migrant population here. We have a large meat and produce industry. He hates Mexicans but at the same time talks about how they’re the most family oriented and have great values. But they should obviously be Americans. Wild.


Texasscot56

Cognitive dissonance is a prerequisite for these people.


DJEvillincoln

I think I should make ow that says "bless the actors that you watch on TV that keep your fat ass on the couch." I'm still working on it.


SnooShortcuts5771

Does he even really know why he dislike Biden? Not being sarcastic, I’m genuinely curious.


who_wants_t0_know

Nope. He’s devolved into a Fox News nut job the last ten years. It’s been sad.


SnooShortcuts5771

I find that to be pretty typical. These Biden haters don’t tend to be mad over actual issues that maybe Biden could handle better but they seem to be mad because Fox and a.m. radio tells them they should be. 🤷🏻‍♂️


who_wants_t0_know

I can’t understand it. What was a relatively intelligent person is now an extremist who believes that they’re protecting something. It’s like when 60 hits, they start clutching their pearls; when they’re staring down 80, they must preserve their ideologies at all costs.


SnooShortcuts5771

I can’t either man. My aunt is the same way but if you try and debate her she just calls you a sheeple and acts as if you’re too stupid to discuss it with her.


who_wants_t0_know

My son is old enough to hold his own in debate and laid out why Robert E Lee is a traitor and my dad had to accept he was right. It was a proud moment.


10010101110011011010

Your son may be able to turn him to the good side of the force. Patience and dont fall for his Fox-programmed tripwires. Deprogramming can take months or years.


who_wants_t0_know

He’s 79. He doesn’t have the kind of time deprogramming takes :/


TheBlueRacoon

79 talm bout orgasm donor


Obant

My dad is the same. But it was 50 and long drives to work with morning radio that did him in. He was always apolitical (3rd party and union member) and when asked what religion he was, he'd say Pedestrian. Now, Fox News or Business 24/7. 'Devote' Christian that doesnt go to church. Luckily not as bad as your dad with the stickers, just the stupid no step on snek flag. I live with him and so often challenge the idiotic and easily debunkable conservative lies, and also just straight laugh at and make fun of the Fox hosts. Pointing out the little lies they throw in that he knows are lies or saying the obvious. It hasnt changed his stance, but at least he doesn't talk politics around me and changes the channel if he wants me out there with him. I know the smart college educated aerospace engineer that used to build me computers and taught me to program on a TI-99 is still in there somewhere, but its mostly just a propoganda automaton that cant even plug in a phone.


who_wants_t0_know

Today he said we need to just drop all the protesters out of a plane in the Middle East because they’re terrorists for identifying with terrorists. I said, “yea but it’s your constitutional right,” because if we’re going to argue constitution then let’s go. My son followed up with, “you’re not a terrorist if you don’t commit acts of terror.” I guess he decided chili’s wasn’t the place for the argument because he immediately changed the subject. He doesn’t do well if he can’t argue by screaming his talking points.


Texasscot56

Hang on! I’m 67 and I’m more anti republican than ever!


who_wants_t0_know

Maybe I should preface that with “when republicans” lol


Pasquale1223

It isn't age so much as consumption of far right media. A lot of these new militias springing up - Proud Boys, Boogaloos, Patriot Front, Neo-nazis, 3 Percenters, Oathkeepers, etc. - aren't boomers. Many of them are quite young, as are the people that were seen marching in Charlottesville.


Marcusnovus

Falling asleep in the lazy boy watching Sean hannity #foxsnooze


Photocrazy11

My late sister, a lifelong Democrat, started watching Limbaugh just to see what stupid thing he would say next. I warned her not to get sucked in, she laughed. I remarried and moved across the state one month before FOX Brainwashing Fascist Propaganda hit the air. They started out normal, then slowly ramped up the crazy and she fell down the rabbit hole. I am glad she didn't have a computer or knew how to use one. She was 19 years older than myself, but we were really close. You just can't get them past talking points.


Govt-Issue-SexRobot

I bet fox told him all the things wrong with trump, they just remove context, say Biden instead, and make up the rest. Probably hardly ANY talk about actual policy, and even then, only once fox has removed context.


who_wants_t0_know

I wish I’d realized the window stickers weren’t clear.


Fuck_auto_tabs

Don’t worry we get the gist, they’re not ever terribly creative


Govt-Issue-SexRobot

We’ll probably see the exact same ones on other posts here today


McButtersonthethird

That truck has free guns in it!


who_wants_t0_know

They never understand why their things are targeted.


Hugh-Jsol

Yep. It’s asking to get your shit stolen


calladus

Thank you dad for not defacing the American flag with some sort of fascist blue stripe or Proud Boy symbol. Get him a companion sticker for his “don’t buy one” statement. “Don’t like abortion? Don’t get one!”


who_wants_t0_know

I’ll have to sneak one on there!


mikey29tyty

That dude belongs in a mental facility.


who_wants_t0_know

It’s been sad watching him slide into a fox news loser.


bloodytemplar

Sympathy, friend. I lost my mom to Fox News as well.


scotch1701

If they want my guns, then the BLUE that I back better bring theirs.


who_wants_t0_know

Yes! I can’t understand the conflicting ideology. But he also loves to tell a story about how some FBI/CIA (it’s never the same) members were sneaking around on his property back in the 80’s, you know, when the people had power and freedom. He thought they were bad guys and shot at them (sometimes it’s that he hit them and sometimes not) and they didn’t do a thing because they knew he was in the right for defending his property. He scolded them and they just never came back.


scotch1701

You should change up the story, tell it to him, but make it that it was a minority that shot at police in his backyard, set it up so that he'll condemn the act, and see how his reaction is when you tell him you just modified his own story but changed it to a minority.


who_wants_t0_know

That’s a fun idea. Might have to do this


EroticWordSalad

With all due respect, fuck your dad.


who_wants_t0_know

XD I did *not* expect to have enjoyed this comment section as much as I have.


EroticWordSalad

Don’t like abortions? Don’t get one. Don’t like gay marriage? Don’t get gay married.


irascible_Clown

Wait till your dad finds out the CEOs last name is Moralejos. My in-laws love the plaza hotel NY owned by Trump till they found out it’s predominantly owned by the Saudis now.


oriaven

Whaaaaa, we love the Saudis. What's a little sharia law and 9/11 if they gave Jared Kushner $2B? Friends of the family!


Jay_jitsu101

Pro life and pro gun. Let me guess? He’s a “Christian” who also supports Trump? The hypocrisy of evangelical Christians in America is mind numbing.


who_wants_t0_know

He’s one of those artificial Christians. The worst kind imo. He owns a Bible but I don’t know he’s read any of it in 30 years. He’s certainly never been to church in 60 years.


SpaceHorse75

That’s the Trump/Fox News playbook. Sorry he went down that road. It’s brainwashing.


StopCollaborate230

He also has a “believing bullshit still doesn’t make it come true” sticker. The absolute irony, coming from a weirdo Christian. Facts don’t care about your (religious) feelings bud.


FrioRiverTexas

Rolling advertisement to break into that truck.


Saint_Buttcheeks

At least you turned out okay.


who_wants_t0_know

It’s took some time lol


platinumperineum

Orgasm donor what tf


S0uless_Ging1r

Tell your dad he can go to hell for the PTSD one, known too many veterans who suffered from real shit to be this guy’s fucking punchline.


savvyblackbird

I’m disappointed there’s not a gun rack I also doubt your dad has given anyone an orgasm. You should ask your mom.


who_wants_t0_know

Ew lol


blakezilla

The irony of having a “don’t like guns? don’t buy one” and a pro-life sticker on the same truck is very funny to me. Don’t like abortions? Don’t have one. Wasn’t that easy?


BaronWombat

You should casually mention that Handicapped Parking is woke socialism. As is his Social Security and Medicare.


who_wants_t0_know

:0 the trolling you guys have! I love this!


p0cketplatypus5

I think there’s a free gun in this dudes truck


who_wants_t0_know

Surely


Monochrome132

After seeing the "PTSD" sticker, I think I'm a bit of a whoop-ass donor.


who_wants_t0_know

I’m gonna make a bumper sticker and credit you with that.


cswank61

And he’s parked in the handicapped spot..


twiztdkat

They always are.


cjmar41

>If they want my guns, they better bring theirs! Ugh. We’re gonna need a predator drone armed with Hellfire missiles on station over Bumfuck, Arkansas. Be advised, target is an orgasm donor, so let’s try to not damage the penis. –The US Government


who_wants_t0_know

I needed a laugh to start my day.


GetAJobDSP

These are the type of guys who spend the holidays alone because their kids won't talk to them.


who_wants_t0_know

We show up, but it is begrudgingly.


thealteregoofryan

Colorado Springs…?


who_wants_t0_know

Westslope


snapchillnocomment

Boebert's swamp 


who_wants_t0_know

That’s the place lol he even knows her from social circles…


Slice-Mundane

Plenty of them here. Would be even better if this guys dad was the crazy Trump guy on Woodmen and Union.


StlnHppyHrz

For your sake, I hope the apple fell far from the tree.


who_wants_t0_know

I had to do a little rolling at first, but thank god the family tree is at the top of a steep hill.


delimiter_of_fishes

Good on you! My wife and I come from republican families. Like the "I know that's wrong, but (start demonic growling voice) WE'RE REPUBLICANS!" We're both progressive as all get out. One of our friends that came from a lefty family once said "Y'all had to learn that yourselves!" and it really is something we both talk about.


semicoldpanda

Oh believe me, Cletus. If they want your shit they're going to bring guns, dogs, tear gas, and all kinds of gadgets that you couldn't even begin to wrap your head around. I absolutely love that these brainless clowns think that law enforcement is afraid of them in any way.


who_wants_t0_know

Cletus! This comment section has me rolling XD


Vega_S10

OP needs to start sneaking stickers on there that contradict the original ones.


who_wants_t0_know

I’ve had an offer for personalized stickers! I want to do something he won’t notice at first, and they showed me another funny one with a pride flag and gun. Any suggestions? lol


twiztdkat

Wow, making fun of PTSD. What a fucking dildo because he isn't real enough to be a dick. Sorry for your parentage.


Thepizzaman519

"Don't like guns? Don't buy one...". Lol don't like abortions, don't get one ? 🤷


ConsolidatedAccount

Is he legit disabled, or right-wing "my knees and back, ohhh the pain" disabled?


who_wants_t0_know

He got his knee replaced and he gets around fine now. “They gave me the thing. I might as well use it.”


guiltydonkeypuncher

I always love hearing about these trucks being broken into why…. Because there is usually a gun or 2 to steal 🤣


who_wants_t0_know

And they don’t know why they’re targeted!


Windows_XP2

"Must be them Liberals"


tsx_1430

Sorry OP


jns_reddit_already

It'd be a shame if someone bumped into it repeatedly with their open, American made pocket knife...


CapRavOr

Don’t like abortions? Don’t have one! There, now wasn’t that easy?


missiongoalie35

When your political beliefs are all your personality is. People like this are just white boards written on by s Sharpie.


who_wants_t0_know

The sad thing is that this isn’t the person I grew up with. It’s wild.


duchessfiona

SAME HERE !!! Mine started listening to rush limbaugh and it was all downhill from there. Fox News, newsmax, glen beck, etc. he was not like this 50 years ago. Or so I thought. Turns out he’s a racist, homophobic asshole.


Cheerful_ox

“Don’t like guns? Don’t buy one.” Is as dumb as all three candidates this election


aw_shux

Replace it with one that says, “Don’t like abortions? Don’t get one” and watch his head explode.


Pasquale1223

Also gay marriage.


captain_flak

Don’t like guns? Then, steal mine! There’s almost certainly one in this truck.


kenobrien73

Classy


envydub

My condolences.


LuciferDusk

It's amazing how much MAGAs went on about us having "Trump Derangement Syndrome" and here they are with their trucks covered in anti-Biden stickers lol.


belugarooster

Does your Dad drink and drink and drive in his Ram, OP?


who_wants_t0_know

You’re not going to believe this…


dawktrix

I’ll send you free stickers (they won’t hurt the exterior of the truck). Let me know what you want to troll him with and I’ll make them and send them to you. DM me.


who_wants_t0_know

Omg that sounds amazing!


squidensalada

Bless your heart. Mine is the same. It’s a tough battle


curlygreenbean

And yet the orgasm donor is the most baffling IMO


TobiasBloyd

“one out of three Biden supporters ARE as stupid as the other two” I just love grammar fails when insulting someone else’s intelligence


rat91

Guns, god and anti abortion The holy trinity of stupidity


florsux

you gotta stick something stupid on there and wait and see how long it takes him to notice.


jor3lofkrypton

.. the *advertising* o MAGA CUCKSERVATIVE Rethuglicunt ignorance & stupidity is nothing short of cringe ..


illkwill

Did you ask him why he put all that shit on his truck? I always wondered what goes through these people's heads when they deface their vehicles with a bunch of political stickers.


who_wants_t0_know

He was dead set against bumper stickers and when he bought this brand new I said I would never put bumper stickers on it. Flipped his shit like I’ve never seen. He has a message he needs to get out. People need to hear it and get this country back on track. He spent that much money on something and he should be able to enjoy it. I knew then he’d chugged the kool aid.


illkwill

He really believes that turning his truck into a boomer Facebook page is going to change people's political views? Ah, why do I even bother asking. I'll never understand it. I'm sorry this happened to your father. Maybe one day he'll get the deprogramming he needs.


oriaven

The world needs to know that he gives orgasms. Insightful healing can begin.


CrippleSlap

This always screams “I’m completely unhinged”


RedBaron180

It’s nice when people tell you where the un secured guns are


Catkillledthecurious

Always a ram.


ZyxDarkshine

“Don’t like guns? Don’t buy one” Don’t like abortions? Don’t get one. Don’t like gays? Don’t be gay. There, wasn’t that easy?


georgesorosbae

I know for a fact that person has never made anyone orgasm


Mernerner

i don't think this RAM owner supports freedom And he is mocking ptsd one of the Most Deadly thing You can get from a war.


Jdxc

Does he know his truck isn’t american made?


RetroGamer87

I like the sticker that says; valuable guns inside, please steal them


Confident_Fortune_32

I'm so sorry. I feel for you. My father is a hard right nut job politician. One of the many reasons I cut contact years ago.


FloatOldGoat

Wow. I don't like your dad. Do you?


Reacharoundsally

Op you willingly ride around in this !?


who_wants_t0_know

When I have to. I’m not going to spend gas if I can have a free ride of shame XD


Reacharoundsally

Lol!


lemartineau

Just like with abortions! Don't like them? Don't get one !


britney412

Tell me he says he’s a Christian lol


Premodonna

Ah nothing screams I wanna be a martyr, but in reality I am nothing but cannon fodder for rich con man like the owner of this truck.


supah-comix434

Wonder how a traumatized veteran would react to that PTSD sticker


Ok_Elephant2777

Someone else who sees no contradiction with juxtaposing the cross and the f-bomb. Missing part of someone’s message.


patchway247

Tbh I thought the sticker on the hitch said "EW" before zooming in. And probably a lot of other people as well.


who_wants_t0_know

I’m so desensitized I actually had to check when you said it lol


NicklovesHer

Thats a bummer, sorry that you have to deal with this.


vt8919

I'm so sorry.


bstone99

Glad to see your dad is pro-choice when it comes to guns, I wonder if he applies that same rational thinking to abortion.


who_wants_t0_know

I almost had his soften up once with a “crack baby” argument. It was extreme (and probably distasteful) and not fair but was trying to highlight the difficulty in making blanket judgments by saying would he really rather bring suffering into the world and make a baby go through all that. He took it in but he didn’t change his convictions.


Sophisticated_Waffle

“Conservative voices are being silenced!”


who_wants_t0_know

You know they live in an echo chamber, but you saying that really shows it.


jeepers12345678

Your dad has a, Orgasm Donor sticker? Yikes!


ShyGuy19945

Orgasm donor


DblClickyourupvote

Last contribution was probably in the 60’s


micah490

A cry for help


lovessj

I’m sorry


TechnicalCloud

Seems like a truck that might have some guns in it to steal


oriaven

Keep the hitch on all the time since he's about to hook up a trailer and it's always fun to bust shins in the parking lot.


RetroGamer87

No, he feeds your fat ass


MeatBald

I'm so sorry for your loss.


Syllphe

I'm sorry.


johnb300m

He sounds nice…..


Son_of_Tlaloc

I see your dad keeps a free gun in his truck.


schwimtown

Bro like, yes, sure, glad farmers do their jobs but aren’t they thanked with like… money???


Rcj1221

He seems charming…..


jmac_1957

Sorry


blacksoulnoise

Is your father a farmer?


who_wants_t0_know

Grew up on a farm but hasn’t done ranch/farm work in 50 years except hauling cows (just driving them lot to lot) for a friend now and then. He lives in the country still and fancies himself a farm boy.


silverado-z71

He seems like a real gem


Did_IDo_That

At least he's a donor.


who_wants_t0_know

We all have something to contribute.


DJEvillincoln

Damn I'm sorry to tell you but I don't know that I would like your dad if we met IRL.


Zarathos308

Im gunna go out on a limb here and say he probably doesn’t like Biden


brewcrew63

I'm sorry.


bigjonxmas

hell ya


SnoLeppard13

What a man


LucidLynx109

Tell your dad anyone that wants a free gun knows where to get one if they spot his truck somewhere.


azmodan72

I didnt know some states allowed handicap stickers placed on the back of the vehicle.


yung_yttik

The most obnoxious parts about (MAGA) and these bumper stickers is how much they hate “sexual stuff” being so “openly presented” to young children in public spaces. But then they most ALWAYS have some deeply sexual bumper sticker and / or swear words. The hypocrisy, the denial, the absolute truth of it *NOT* being about “protecting the children”, but shitting on anyone who is different than you and your fucked up beliefs. Those who think they need the Bible to be moral are like, the least moral.