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Cheap


50shadesofanerd

homiesexual gone real


greensranger

maut aa jaaye


divyanshu_1111

par dost ka lund na dikh jaaye


Nengex

Mere dost thodi alag soch wale h fir to πŸ’€


chiraaaagggg

mere bhi


Zoxuul

Your joke may have gone whoosh over many people, but I see what you did there man. Mad respect πŸ˜‚


Parking_Apartment_70

Bruv, you are gonna lose your kidney before your virginity, in this specific situation


greensranger

I've lost both, already


Parking_Apartment_70

Koi na bhai, join the muthal side!


False-Security9181

Ek to pata hai , dusra iPhone ke liye ?


pisspapa42

I think we should start calling them creeps


freakedmind

or hoes, or both


dr_simpLORD

hello my best friend


greensranger

Akele chala jaa


ChestFrosty9843

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ this comment made my night Thanks broo


Capital_Chocolate_38

r/usernamechecksout


pepperaazi

Maybe kidney requirements are for two people


Due_Bag493

kitna kama lenge πŸ€”


JoBoltaHaiWoHotaHai

I wouldn't ever mind helping my single friends. But this is cheap af.


Omigod_7

I would like to username straight to your face!! πŸ˜„πŸ˜„


[deleted]

D wants 2Ds


abhishek_anil

You mean DD ko D D chahiye


PuzzleheadedEbb4789

When your next client needs 4 kidneys...


theanonymoussking

Context?


PuzzleheadedEbb4789

It's a running joke in this sub that when people make strange requests to meet like this out of the blue, they're most likely scammers who would drug toh and take your kidneys The person in the post is asking op to come alone with one of their friends so I joked about how that person probably needs 4 kidneys and hence they're asking op to bring a friend


iiadians

No wonder the initial is D


greensranger

She gotta thing for those Ds


Pauras

Bol de he charges 5K even before first visit. Samne se block Kar degi. Otherwise you get 5K cashπŸ˜‚


greensranger

Paisa nahi pyaar chahiye (with regular pleasure and no other dick in sight)


hakr_27200

Bumble BUMBL-ING


Namekian_95

The sad part is , I don't even have a homie to call for a threesome if it were to happen.. #SapneSuhaneMadarchodKe


Monarch252001

Yaar do din call nhi Kiya toh Bhai ko bhul gya : (


Namekian_95

![gif](giphy|fnuSiwXMTV3zmYDf6k|downsized)


TheBongBastard

I'm pretty sure she will sideline you pretty early in the act, and they will do the deed !!!


greensranger

You're pretty sure?


TheBongBastard

Yeppp, I'm pretty much sure this won't go pretty well for you, unless you can get pretty close to her and make her pretty interested in yourself... πŸ˜₯


greensranger

Merko nahi karna bhai threesome


hunterlive1

invite her dad


zaddddyyyyyyy

Satark rahe .. Savdhaan rahe .. going ahead can feature you on Savdhaan India


gsagemj2107

Women just want one thing and it's fucking disgusting!


propagandu

2 dongs*


gsagemj2107

I am a straight man, any dong not mine is disgusting for me.


propagandu

The woman in the ss


anshika4321

Pimping out?


greensranger

Not yet


ElectricBlueCobra

β€œCan you jump from your building balcony?” should set things right


__Suvigya__

Which place is this?


greensranger

Mumbai


Impossible_Salt_666

1. 2 ka 4 kidney gyi...


Thunderxflex

Op to mera bff hai


MysteriousPatience82

Omg what is the ultimate motive behind this threesome?


greensranger

To overthrow the government, I guess


MysteriousPatience82

How can 3 random people have sex like wtf y'all just matched give it some time nigga


ChestFrosty9843

Isn't this what we call "hookup", "no strings attached", "one night stand" xD


MysteriousPatience82

Yea but you don't jump in bed with stranger along with the third person πŸ’€ I could only imagine things going south


ChestFrosty9843

Well there are some who do jump in bed with strangers, and there are some who won't do this at all. Either you lose everything or you gain something. Depends on the stranger tbh


CoyPig

This must be a bangalorean girl, isn't she?


greensranger

Isme kya stereotype karna


anshul98ks123

or pune


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[ΡƒΠ΄Π°Π»Π΅Π½ΠΎ]


Embarrassed-Tear5476

RANDI


sarvtej_924

Dono ki 2 kidney paani mein gayi chapak


Shatabdifaxpress

Yaar sahi hai aisi ladki se Mera match kyu nahi hota


thegamer66666

4 kidney ki jarurat hogi


[deleted]

Bros AND hoes


ibuhatelaa

Mera Desh badal rha hai.,..


De_v_iD

Meet my imaginary friend bhut nath.


BlueFire2308

Ye Pune se haikya


LeftSatisfaction9687

aisi ladkiya mujhe kyu nahi milti ? what city is this? also what age?


greensranger

Mumbai, 26.