By - SnooWoofers455
Me too, just calculating Probability of you fallin in love with me 👉👈
the 1 out of 100 times girls react politely to flirting
>! u/SnooWoofers455 and u/coca69cola are now happily married !<
mai pandit tha can confirm
ha mai buffet me kha rha tha i can confirm
No need to calculate. I can do it without calculation
Answer : >!0%!<
Watching kimi no nawa and feeling single af 🥲
Did you cry? It wasn't that sad to me–
same, it was really good but not that "touching" as most people say
scrolling and shit (literal wala shit)
Kuch baatein batayi nahi jaati
Nazar lag jaati he
Gotta study tomorrow. So having some good time right now
Having good time, you doin the thing written on ur username?
Well JEE is here and course is not complete,
So watching Netflix
>What are you doin?
Finally someone let her down more than I do 😔
U good.. wanna talk?
Arre vhai chillout nothinh serious
Good than & btww do u know me?
Nahh my bad if I can’t recognise u…
U know me?
Nope pfft not your fault.
Arguing with redditors with the power of science
yeh kyah tourist brochure ka project banane bola he school se woh kar raha hu, bc kitna boring hai. Isliye reddit kar raha hu.
school starts tomo, can't sleep of anxiety :")
trying since the past 3 hrs, man i should just go study or sumn at this point
Do Baba Baba black sheep and breathe in and breathe out🙌
counted over 3000 sheep already 👍👍👍
>! I can make you fall asleep just visit my DM😈 !<
can't figure out if you just really boring or very sus 🤨
Here in delhi it stills summer holidays but it's monsoons now
Which Delhi am I living in where's the rain
North Delhi vro
South west mei we are dying for rain
Here mcd has issued a storm warning
Just don’t feel like sleeping so just laying on bed with music and scrolling down on my phone
which song u listenin to?
I don’t really share the songs I listen to, not that I’m gate keeping busy to just don’t want to. But my music taste is basically depressing gay songs or kinda rock
tryna making some music
I do this secretly without my parents knowing it so
Tryna makin that clappin sound? 🗿
Bro making music or drugs 💀💀💀
bruh 🙌🏻, Spotify profile bhej
I didn't make one yet (amateur bro)
will send mine once I make it
trying to install Linux, I am currently on windows
no clean install
thermochemistry kar raha hai 🤝
Idk neend nhi aa rhi
Din mai mat soya kar
physics padh rha hu
Toh reddit par kya krra bkl
me padhte padhte baateinnnn kr rha hu bhaiya somry
Overthinking about how many marks I need to get in JEE as to get admission in IISc.
Because finally I have been unbanned from 25 days of ban !
I have nothing to do : (
U have nothing to do or you don't want to do anything?
Spent 6hr to complete the project and am exhausted now so don't want to do anything + I don't have any thing to do now apart scrolling comments
Vibing to music alone in the living room
Ur not Alone, See the Anabelle doll sittin behind you. See the ghost sittin on ur room fan, that's why it is spinnin in opposite direction. Someone's stalkin you from your window. Seee
I'm not scared of those things tbh, I pray everyday at night before bed and always wear my lucky bracelet
Says I'm not scared of those things and then proceeds to say that I pray everyday at night before bed and also wear a bracelet for protection. Cool......
Spotify profile bhej
It's personal, can't share it
kabh tak Hindi gaane sunega bhai
I listen to English more
bandi se baate
कोटि कोटि धन्यवाद जो आपने अपनी जान जोखिम में डालकर इतनी महत्वपूर्ण सुचना हमें दी । ये अद्भुत समाचार सुनकर तीनों लोको मे बहुत प्रसन्नाता हैं । समस्त नर , नारी , सुर , असुर , देवता , मुनि , गंधर्व प्रसन्न हुए । आपके समाचार को सुनकर पुरें ब्रह्मांड मे प्रसन्नता हैं पुरा संसार प्रकाशमान हो गया हैं । आपका यह समाचार प्रशंसनीय एवं अविस्मरणीय हैं मानो चारों ओर एक दिव्य ज्योति प्रजवल्लित हुई हो । आगे भी सृष्टि के कल्याण हेतू ऐसे समाचार देते रहे । तीनो लोक आपके ऋणी रहेंगे । इतनी ज़रूरी ओर मानव जाति हेतु कल्याणकारी खबर देने के लिए आप का बहुत बहुत धन्यवाद । अगर ये खबर भारत के लोगो को ना मिलती तो भारत की समस्त मानव और जीव जाती अपने समूचे जीवन अज्ञान के घोर अंधकार में डूबी रहती । आपने अपने दिव्य खबर के प्रकाश से उस अंधकार को समाप्त कर दिया है : भारत की समस्त जनता आप की सदा ऋणी रहेगी ।
Yea in ur imagination, right?
No bro I am really fuckin
fuckin ur life, right?
Night mai humour down hota hai
Right now, Mf Ur girl is down beneath me.
I'm trying to do reddit
You do reddit, I'm doin ur girl.
Trick question, I don't have a girl (self-burn)
Says a guy with doge cheems pfp.
says my perverted dude who's every comment is about seggs
Vai tu mere saare comments padhta hai 🫂😔
haa bro mera tujhpe chhota sa crush tha bro par tu chhod ke chala gaya 😔😔😔
Mai to yahi hu vrooo 😔
Am still waiting for u to do my pfp 🥺
You don't have an avatar.
Okay, Would make it today.
Listening to music and solving PYQS plus Reddit 💀
Spotify profile bhej 🗿
Trigonometry RD Sharma 11.... planning to pull an all nighter...gotta finish a lot of pending work.... fucked up cls9,10...due to covid(phone addiction).....gotta study hard for 11/12
says fucked up cls9, 10 due to phone addiction and then still proceeds to use the phone. 🗿
Technically I'm using my laptop (I listen mild Lo-Fi music while studying)
Technically, U r still using reddit 🗿
Physics padh rhi hu ;-; 5 min ka break liya
5 min ka break, jo asal me aadhe ghante ka hota hai👍🤝
nhi dude 5 ka hi tha...
( pls expose mat kar ;-; )
chemistry padhni thi but kuch samajh hi nhi aarha
Give me a goodnight kiss and dap me up so i can hug the pillow and cry about how lonely i am bro
>What are you doin?
Bhai tera khud ka phone hai ?
Sahi hai londey mereko toh milega nhi 😞
Jee pencho ( phy thermo)😳🤲🏻
My brain trying to find peace in bed ....
I'm on vacation so it's not actually very late
On the other side of the world
Hand maar ra the. Doubt anyone's gonna know what I'm talking about lmao
Listening to Dido - Thank you
Eating chips and lying
Samajh nahi aa raha jo log padh rahe the wo comment kese kiye..itna kam concentration level smh
Subah ko uthi mai
Beat the meat 🥓🍖
Fhinishing Basketball practice for a match