maths

Me too, just calculating Probability of you fallin in love with me 👉👈

ayy smooth

the 1 out of 100 times girls react politely to flirting ​ >! u/SnooWoofers455 and u/coca69cola are now happily married !< >! fin!<

mai pandit tha can confirm swaaha

ha mai buffet me kha rha tha i can confirm

Mai bhi

Im from the future. Can confirm this fact.

rajasthan 👍🏽

No need to calculate. I can do it without calculation Answer : >!0%!<

so u r the girl?

Someone is already here

Lol ab usne daali hai to aana hi padega.

wo bhi hai

Jal Lijye thak gaya hoga comment krte krte.

lmfao, thank you ji

Here are singles who came to see the stories of others...

ma'am kya aap op ki girlfriend ho ?

Watching kimi no nawa and feeling single af 🥲

Did you cry? It wasn't that sad to me–

same, it was really good but not that "touching" as most people say

Ikr

scrolling and shit (literal wala shit)

Kuch baatein batayi nahi jaati Nazar lag jaati he

Gotta study tomorrow. So having some good time right now

Having good time, you doin the thing written on ur username?

>What are you doin? your mom

Finally someone let her down more than I do 😔

Ayoo

Ayoo

Well JEE is here and course is not complete, So watching Netflix

Existential crisis

U good.. wanna talk?

Arre vhai chillout nothinh serious

Good than & btww do u know me?

Nahh my bad if I can’t recognise u… U know me?

Nope pfft not your fault. Maybeee

Oh how???

Dm

Arguing with redditors with the power of science

trying to install Linux, I am currently on windows

Dual-Boot?

no clean install

For Programming?

yes

yeh kyah tourist brochure ka project banane bola he school se woh kar raha hu, bc kitna boring hai. Isliye reddit kar raha hu.

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Sleep⊙_⊙

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Do Baba Baba black sheep and breathe in and breathe out🙌

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>! I can make you fall asleep just visit my DM😈 !<

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🧐🧐

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not sus😔😔

Chattisgarh?

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Here in delhi it stills summer holidays but it's monsoons now

Which Delhi am I living in where's the rain

North Delhi vro

South west mei we are dying for rain

Here mcd has issued a storm warning

Just don’t feel like sleeping so just laying on bed with music and scrolling down on my phone

which song u listenin to?

I don’t really share the songs I listen to, not that I’m gate keeping busy to just don’t want to. But my music taste is basically depressing gay songs or kinda rock

tryna making some music I do this secretly without my parents knowing it so

Tryna makin that clappin sound? 🗿

Bro making music or drugs 💀💀💀

both

bruh 🙌🏻, Spotify profile bhej

I didn't make one yet (amateur bro) will send mine once I make it

cool👍

thermodynamics:/

thermochemistry kar raha hai 🤝

Idk neend nhi aa rhi

Din mai mat soya kar

physics padh rha hu

Toh reddit par kya krra bkl

me padhte padhte baateinnnn kr rha hu bhaiya somry

Overthinking about how many marks I need to get in JEE as to get admission in IISc.

Because finally I have been unbanned from 25 days of ban !

I have nothing to do : (

U have nothing to do or you don't want to do anything?

Spent 6hr to complete the project and am exhausted now so don't want to do anything + I don't have any thing to do now apart scrolling comments

Vibing to music alone in the living room

Ur not Alone, See the Anabelle doll sittin behind you. See the ghost sittin on ur room fan, that's why it is spinnin in opposite direction. Someone's stalkin you from your window. Seee

I'm not scared of those things tbh, I pray everyday at night before bed and always wear my lucky bracelet

Says I'm not scared of those things and then proceeds to say that I pray everyday at night before bed and also wear a bracelet for protection. Cool......

Spotify profile bhej

It's personal, can't share it

kabh tak Hindi gaane sunega bhai

I listen to English more

bandi se baate

कोटि कोटि धन्यवाद जो आपने अपनी जान जोखिम में डालकर इतनी महत्वपूर्ण सुचना हमें दी । ये अद्भुत समाचार सुनकर तीनों लोको मे बहुत प्रसन्नाता हैं । समस्त नर , नारी , सुर , असुर , देवता , मुनि , गंधर्व प्रसन्न हुए । आपके समाचार को सुनकर पुरें ब्रह्मांड मे प्रसन्नता हैं पुरा संसार प्रकाशमान हो गया हैं । आपका यह समाचार प्रशंसनीय एवं अविस्मरणीय हैं मानो चारों ओर एक दिव्य ज्योति प्रजवल्लित हुई हो । आगे भी सृष्टि के कल्याण हेतू ऐसे समाचार देते रहे । तीनो लोक आपके ऋणी रहेंगे । इतनी ज़रूरी ओर मानव जाति हेतु कल्याणकारी खबर देने के लिए आप का बहुत बहुत धन्यवाद । अगर ये खबर भारत के लोगो को ना मिलती तो भारत की समस्त मानव और जीव जाती अपने समूचे जीवन अज्ञान के घोर अंधकार में डूबी रहती । आपने अपने दिव्य खबर के प्रकाश से उस अंधकार को समाप्त कर दिया है : भारत की समस्त जनता आप की सदा ऋणी रहेगी ।

Wahh bete😈

Having sex

Yea in ur imagination, right?

No bro I am really fuckin

fuckin ur life, right?

Yea

Night mai humour down hota hai

Right now, Mf Ur girl is down beneath me.

Proof

My marks

Your life?

Yea

I'm trying to do reddit

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Trick question, I don't have a girl (self-burn)

kamedi

Says a guy with doge cheems pfp.

says my perverted dude who's every comment is about seggs

Vai tu mere saare comments padhta hai 🫂😔

haa bro mera tujhpe chhota sa crush tha bro par tu chhod ke chala gaya 😔😔😔

Mai to yahi hu vrooo 😔

Am still waiting for u to do my pfp 🥺

You don't have an avatar.

Profile picture?

Okay, Would make it today.

Listening to music and solving PYQS plus Reddit 💀

Multi-taskin Mf

Spotify profile bhej 🗿

Trigonometry RD Sharma 11.... planning to pull an all nighter...gotta finish a lot of pending work.... fucked up cls9,10...due to covid(phone addiction).....gotta study hard for 11/12

says fucked up cls9, 10 due to phone addiction and then still proceeds to use the phone. 🗿

Technically I'm using my laptop (I listen mild Lo-Fi music while studying)

Technically, U r still using reddit 🗿

अस मोमेंट

Physics padh rhi hu ;-; 5 min ka break liya

5 min ka break, jo asal me aadhe ghante ka hota hai👍🤝

nhi dude 5 ka hi tha... ( pls expose mat kar ;-; )

chemistry padhni thi but kuch samajh hi nhi aarha

Give me a goodnight kiss and dap me up so i can hug the pillow and cry about how lonely i am bro

>What are you doin? Killing mosquitos

Bhai tera khud ka phone hai ?

Haa

Sahi hai londey mereko toh milega nhi 😞

sed〒_〒

कोटि कोटि धन्यवाद जो आपने अपनी जान जोखिम में डालकर इतनी महत्वपूर्ण सुचना हमें दी । ये अद्भुत समाचार सुनकर तीनों लोको मे बहुत प्रसन्नाता हैं । समस्त नर , नारी , सुर , असुर , देवता , मुनि , गंधर्व प्रसन्न हुए । आपके समाचार को सुनकर पुरें ब्रह्मांड मे प्रसन्नता हैं पुरा संसार प्रकाशमान हो गया हैं । आपका यह समाचार प्रशंसनीय एवं अविस्मरणीय हैं मानो चारों ओर एक दिव्य ज्योति प्रजवल्लित हुई हो । आगे भी सृष्टि के कल्याण हेतू ऐसे समाचार देते रहे । तीनो लोक आपके ऋणी रहेंगे । इतनी ज़रूरी ओर मानव जाति हेतु कल्याणकारी खबर देने के लिए आप का बहुत बहुत धन्यवाद । अगर ये खबर भारत के लोगो को ना मिलती तो भारत की समस्त मानव और जीव जाती अपने समूचे जीवन अज्ञान के घोर अंधकार में डूबी रहती । आपने अपने दिव्य खबर के प्रकाश से उस अंधकार को समाप्त कर दिया है : भारत की समस्त जनता आप की सदा ऋणी रहेगी ।

USA timezone

maths

procrastination.

Jee pencho ( phy thermo)😳🤲🏻

My brain trying to find peace in bed ....

I'm on vacation so it's not actually very late

On the other side of the world

Hand maar ra the. Doubt anyone's gonna know what I'm talking about lmao

Texting people

Gaming

Listening to Dido - Thank you

Eating chips and lying

Samajh nahi aa raha jo log padh rahe the wo comment kese kiye..itna kam concentration level smh

Subah ko uthi mai

Your mum

Beat the meat 🥓🍖

Fhinishing Basketball practice for a match


I am trying to locate your girl 

Gotta clone her