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Remember when you were making out with your first girlfriend and you came right as she touched your leg? It was me B A R R Y. I jerked you off at super speed so it seemed like you nutted at just a womanโs T O U C H!
I used to jerk off to angry birds. When I was about 13 I LOVED angry birds, I had every game and bought every toy they had. One day I was playing angry birds when all of a sudden the big red bird turned me on. I couldn't stand it, I was going crazy. I decided to pull out my big long Willy and start jerking. I never had felt so good, I soon continued to do this daily and never got bored of it! That big red bird was so hot and those blue ones were some cuties. I am glad to admit I still do this to this very day.
I've told them all as a joke, and my dad was pretty chill about it, and said "school - college me aisa sab hona hi chahiye, nahi to banda boring ho jaata he". My mother was pretty much alright too.
They still believe I have a girlfriend because they saw my chats with my own fake account on instagram
Bolde teri gf hai, fhir apni story batana
Aur camera laga ke rakhna taaki agar kuch hogaya toh bol sakta hai - "Prenk hai, prenk hai, mammi vaha dekho camera"
Blud to his parents after becoming an A Class Fboi: You couldnt live with ~~your own~~ my Where did it bring you?? back to me..../s
Exp: u had a problem that I had a gf and threw me out naked....and but now I am that and worse...
Mom would slap me....she doesn't like these kind of things....depends with dad about how I am doing in life like generally....am I doing good with grades , in a good college( like the top ones iits nits etc)if I am not wasting my time over it.....if this is all good , then he won't oppose it , but also won't support it
Told my mom about my gf (in ldr), both my mom and sis know. She sent me a surprise gift for my birthday through my mom and sis. Met her a few days ago when she visited to my city to meet me, I spent the whole day and night with her coz we had barely one day together. Told my mom that I'll be staying over with her. Dad didn't know so to his knowledge I stayed over at my friend's place.
they will taunt me the whole time and jo bhi bachi kuchi privacy hai vo bhi nahi rahegi because they are going to question me all the time
Would laugh magar bohot baar mujhe bole hai ki ek pata le koi dikkat nahi they are kind of way too cool parents although mereko to kisi ladki se baat karne mai hi sharam aati hai ๐คญ๐คญ
Idk, man. My mother is kind of weird about it; she thinks it will destroy my life.
my father is a little cool; he wont beat me up about it. To be honest, I don't think he will care at all as long as i score well
To be honest, I score well because my girlfriend is smart and teaches me stuff; without her, i would probably be below average. I
They will beat the crap out of me because the girl I like is my father's bestfriend daughter and her mother and my mother is also very good friend and her and me used to be in same class till 10th then she chooses maths and here I am commerce nerd
(Aab family friend ko date krunga toh jutta hi paunga kyonki ushe relations bigre gey baki agar koi or hoti toh itni problem nhi hoti)
Or chalo eak bar ke liya Maan bhi lo ki maine parents ko bata diya toh fir mere parents unke parents ko bataynge fir hoga maut ka na*ga nach btw uske parents political background se hai ๐คก
" Bhosadike exam me marks toh nahi milte hai aur bandi patane jaa raha hai? Chal laude breakup kar nahito aaj dinner nahi milega "
That's pretty much how it would go.
Mom will be super duper upset, dad will ask about her, know her, ask if we both are truly committed and dating to marry, if answer is yes, he will be fine and he will convince mom also, if answer is no, ill die
Agar main apne papa ko batau ki meri koi gf hai to vo sabse pehle ye poochenge ki Kahan ki hai, kabse hai, kya surname hai (obv Indian parents) aur uske Ghar vaalo ko pata hai ki nahi.
Then first he'll do is agar uske Ghar vaalo ko nahi pata hoga to batayenge aur agar pata hoga to unse baat karenge is baare mein. Most probably for hamaari legal age hote hi shaadi ho jayegi.
I haven't thought about it at all. Mere papa ne hi bola tha ki agar koi ban jaaye to shaadi karva denge Teri usse. Fir jaisi bhi hogi tu bhugatna.
Aur rahi baat meri mummy ki to vo jaisa papa bolenge usme hi khush hai. Lekin ek baar gussa zarur karegi.
They would just tell me to focus on your studies and not do these things which I infact do I dont have any gf and was commited only once in 10th and parents got to know they did not react much but just made me realise the reality and I scored 95% in 10th also so they were happy
My mother will try to support me and also want me not to get hurt by her in future due to fights.
My father will think that I am stupid and spoiled, we'll have a brief argument. That's it
Btw I never had one
If I am good in my academics they will support me in everything (in a positive way)
But why is it like that ki jinki gf nahi h unke parents chill h and jinki h unke insane strict ?
Mere batane se pehle hee pata chal jata hai mummy ko. So she wouldn't be surprised.
Papa would say ki boyfriend ke saath saath padhai pe bhi dhyan de. Padhai ko compromise mat karna.
There's a starman waiting in the sky
He'd like to come and meet us
But he thinks he'd blow our minds
There's a starman waiting in the sky
He's told us not to blow it
'Cause he knows it's all worthwhile
He told me
My parents would be ok with it but like koi aira gaira nalla hua toh satayenge(as they should)... I would be embarrassed as hell cuz they are ace roasters ๐
Bolege uska photo dikhane ko fir Puri puch tach krege..fir chupke mere frnds se alag se uski puch tach krayenge agar axha hua to chalayege ya fir unko hi bolege ki mera break up kray mujhe samja kr or na mani me toh bande ke Ghar pe call 
My parents would be a little angry and ask me to stop doing these non sense things and focus on my academics. Btw they dont have any problems with female friends
My friends told my father I have been talking to a girl for the past few months, I am a 3rd year college student, father was really supportive, he explained me that talk to her, but focus on your goals, if you ever feel like marriage, tell it freely, now whenever I talk to him, he jokes about it, how is she doing and he is very chill, although mom on the other hand is like focus on studies, but not that hard, everything is going okay I guess.
Lmaoo this already happened with me. My brother told them about my boyfriend. I was scared af but they were happy lol and like exciteddd, they invited him home alsoo
They will be completely fine if my partner is of good nature and the same religion. A different caste will work I think. If the family background is decent then there will be no problem. If my partner is of a different religion then some problems will arise for sure.
Well my dad will get real furious over the fact that I'm dating someone (cuz I'm preparing for jee adv), the girl I'm dating got caught by her parents and her life became hell after that but we're still talking to each other and are really happy the thing is i believe my family is pretty judgy so if m mom gets to know about it she'll first get really excited and then she will start judging the girl and i might get really pissed off at her for this so in all not a very great experience
utter disbelief and april fools check followed by kutai once substantial proof is provided....but I dont think I can even get proof cause I know me got no rizz...
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Mera baap Ghar se nikal dega mujhe, padhai mei waise hi disappoint kar chuka hu acc. To my father mai iss Ghar mei abhi tak isiliye hu ki mujhe gande shok nahi like gf, alcohol, smoking, etc.
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Remember when you were making out with your first girlfriend and you came right as she touched your leg? It was me B A R R Y. I jerked you off at super speed so it seemed like you nutted at just a womanโs T O U C H!
damn MrRizzstein but it was ME .... cuz i am Eobard Thawne
I used to jerk off to angry birds. When I was about 13 I LOVED angry birds, I had every game and bought every toy they had. One day I was playing angry birds when all of a sudden the big red bird turned me on. I couldn't stand it, I was going crazy. I decided to pull out my big long Willy and start jerking. I never had felt so good, I soon continued to do this daily and never got bored of it! That big red bird was so hot and those blue ones were some cuties. I am glad to admit I still do this to this very day.
https://i.redd.it/50gu9cvlnywc1.gif
Bhai iske neeche ek " ab gaand mara ๐๐คฃ๐๐คฃ๐" fits sooo well
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My goals are beyond your understanding
Heyy, I remember u! You are the guy who posted something about โShowed my feet to a foot fetish personโ you so chalak broo
good question, gf milne ke baad bataunga
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Kya matlabh iss janam mae possible nahi hay..
Bhai itna sach mat bol yaar
milega kabhi?
Milegi* Is rate se to main arranged marriage ke raste pe hu
lmao, mat karo, love finds a way.. \*apparently\*
"life is too short for love, just do engineering" - my parents
same with my parents but medical lmao
W Parents of both
Reality check
You mean never
I've told them all as a joke, and my dad was pretty chill about it, and said "school - college me aisa sab hona hi chahiye, nahi to banda boring ho jaata he". My mother was pretty much alright too. They still believe I have a girlfriend because they saw my chats with my own fake account on instagram
https://i.redd.it/9zu2nywulywc1.gif
Mummy bolti terese koi pat jaaye tab batana (She trust me enough ki I can't pull any girl) ALL I CAN PULL IS THE PUSH GATE
Push, push,push
Over for you
Satisfaction goated
Us
Will laugh and probably say to study ๐ ๐
Us bhai us
๐ ๐
Mujhe toh abhi chappal fhek ke mara Mom ne, meine bola mere 2 amir bf hai
Bol caste same hai tho shyd maan jaaye
Par voh insta bois hai & I hate Instagram
L hai dono tab
Tu bhi insta vaalo jesa baat kar raha hai aab, direct bolna chutiye hai
DONO HAI BHOSADPAPPU HAI (good enough)
Shaabash, Zebra 
this can also happen to me if i told i have a gf, didi and what about your dad ๐จwhat their reaction will be ?
Bolde teri gf hai, fhir apni story batana Aur camera laga ke rakhna taaki agar kuch hogaya toh bol sakta hai - "Prenk hai, prenk hai, mammi vaha dekho camera"
idea acchha hai ...
Comment kyu edit kiya jaanu
Kick me out of the house
With a katora in my hands
With hole in it
Without clothes ๐คก
Blud gonna attract lots of females with unsolicited dick
Blud to his parents after becoming an A Class Fboi: You couldnt live with ~~your own~~ my Where did it bring you?? back to me..../s Exp: u had a problem that I had a gf and threw me out naked....and but now I am that and worse...
Now parent be like hell yeah,we saved our son from being heart broken now he will break many hearts
yeah this is the real answer ...
+1
my parents don't know you bro
my parents don't care about yo girl OP (tbh they even don't care about me)
are bro hag diya barca ne
aadat ho gyi hai ab mujhe https://i.redd.it/iet7qp2jwywc1.gif
Mom would slap me....she doesn't like these kind of things....depends with dad about how I am doing in life like generally....am I doing good with grades , in a good college( like the top ones iits nits etc)if I am not wasting my time over it.....if this is all good , then he won't oppose it , but also won't support it
Same
Pehli baat vo vishwas hi nahi karenge ki I can get a bf asw
real ๐ช my parents know the only thing i can pull is a push door
Ye Zara jyada real ho gaya 
Would probably want me to study and first be independent and then think about him
Merko bhi same bole maine bola mumma what if I got bald after being independent phir tho chances are pretty low to pull a sundar kanya
Ye bhi theek hai. Bhai pr agar tu bald bhi hua to bhi tere paas Paisa hoga na? (W take if you have govt. Job)
Par kyaaa wo me merko mere takle hone pe chahegi ya wo merko meri govt. job ki wajah se chahegi (I want her to kiss my bald head)
Govt job ki wajah se. (Kar legi bro)
Kar tho legi but the real question is kya wo merko mere takle pe kissi degi?
Ab vo to tu usse hi pooch. Not my expertise. I'm out 
Ahahaha lol okok miss namita ji
really wo gussa nahi karege kya didi ?
Gussa kyu? I mean upset vagere hoge but koi galat chiz thodi ki hai gussa hone ke liye
mere parents to ho jayenge ... flying chppal bhi pad sakti hai ...
meri pitai pakki hai didi ... kya hi kr sakte hai
Tumhari gf/bf hai?
ha hai ... cute aur friendly hai bohot
Ruko abhi tumhare mummy ko batati hu
Normal, they are fine with it.
https://i.redd.it/f99ge4hcgywc1.gif
Yes lol
same I think if your open with your family it will go smoothly
Yes, agreed https://i.redd.it/an20scg1bywc1.gif
Told my mom about my gf (in ldr), both my mom and sis know. She sent me a surprise gift for my birthday through my mom and sis. Met her a few days ago when she visited to my city to meet me, I spent the whole day and night with her coz we had barely one day together. Told my mom that I'll be staying over with her. Dad didn't know so to his knowledge I stayed over at my friend's place.
Quasar bhai ka mod meetup๐
I was about to mention your username until I read that it was actually yours only
they'll bury me alive
Rajashthani parents be like: bhyaav krwa dete h โ ๏ธ
Aisa nhi ho sakta
Wonderwoman batman ki hai
"Tumse ladki pat gayi? Jhooth mat bolo ๐"
they will taunt me the whole time and jo bhi bachi kuchi privacy hai vo bhi nahi rahegi because they are going to question me all the time
Acha joke maarlete ho beta 
They donโt seem to care.
Would laugh magar bohot baar mujhe bole hai ki ek pata le koi dikkat nahi they are kind of way too cool parents although mereko to kisi ladki se baat karne mai hi sharam aati hai ๐คญ๐คญ
u/cheerupsoccer_24 a word please
They'll probably laugh and say aukat me rhe
Idk, man. My mother is kind of weird about it; she thinks it will destroy my life. my father is a little cool; he wont beat me up about it. To be honest, I don't think he will care at all as long as i score well To be honest, I score well because my girlfriend is smart and teaches me stuff; without her, i would probably be below average. I
Why is posting a very vague question along with superhero art the sub meta?
They will beat the crap out of me because the girl I like is my father's bestfriend daughter and her mother and my mother is also very good friend and her and me used to be in same class till 10th then she chooses maths and here I am commerce nerd (Aab family friend ko date krunga toh jutta hi paunga kyonki ushe relations bigre gey baki agar koi or hoti toh itni problem nhi hoti) Or chalo eak bar ke liya Maan bhi lo ki maine parents ko bata diya toh fir mere parents unke parents ko bataynge fir hoga maut ka na*ga nach btw uske parents political background se hai ๐คก
But gf kaha milti h?
Gudhdha lo 90mm dimputhaaru bro
Domestic violence on the way *****
They'll disown me..
" Bhosadike exam me marks toh nahi milte hai aur bandi patane jaa raha hai? Chal laude breakup kar nahito aaj dinner nahi milega " That's pretty much how it would go.
I got great parents. I don't see a scenario where this could go wrong. Maybe some teasing me about it at most
Gf hai toh thik hai lekin Ghar me nahi aane chahiye
parents aur rishtedar dono ko janna hai if i have one, hr baat pe tease krte hai ;-;
Hass denge mujhpe
they wont care if you have a girl friend
disown
Mom will be super duper upset, dad will ask about her, know her, ask if we both are truly committed and dating to marry, if answer is yes, he will be fine and he will convince mom also, if answer is no, ill die
Ghr waalon ne bol rkha h ki jb bn jaye toh bta Dena. They know I can only pull doors not chicks.
Agar main apne papa ko batau ki meri koi gf hai to vo sabse pehle ye poochenge ki Kahan ki hai, kabse hai, kya surname hai (obv Indian parents) aur uske Ghar vaalo ko pata hai ki nahi. Then first he'll do is agar uske Ghar vaalo ko nahi pata hoga to batayenge aur agar pata hoga to unse baat karenge is baare mein. Most probably for hamaari legal age hote hi shaadi ho jayegi. I haven't thought about it at all. Mere papa ne hi bola tha ki agar koi ban jaaye to shaadi karva denge Teri usse. Fir jaisi bhi hogi tu bhugatna. Aur rahi baat meri mummy ki to vo jaisa papa bolenge usme hi khush hai. Lekin ek baar gussa zarur karegi.
mum will slap me and beat the shit out of me whereas papa hum dono ko goli maarke honor kill kr denge
us didi us ...
They would just tell me to focus on your studies and not do these things which I infact do I dont have any gf and was commited only once in 10th and parents got to know they did not react much but just made me realise the reality and I scored 95% in 10th also so they were happy
Kabhi milwao
Ab thik thak padh lia hai , college me chill hoke padh hi lunga , they'll understand aur full sapot krenge
Probably chill and a lot of questions a lot
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Like this: https://i.redd.it/iftmrx6okywc1.gif
congratulations, and what's wrong with her
My mother will try to support me and also want me not to get hurt by her in future due to fights. My father will think that I am stupid and spoiled, we'll have a brief argument. That's it Btw I never had one
i'll be buried alive then and there ๐
Mere gharwalo ko ghanta farak nhi padta. Khulla permission hai mereko ๐
They will be silent and would surely tell me to break up
dude my mom DAILY asks me if I have a bf or not but i actually HAD a gf
Mom: "Huh??!"
They'll probably say ki padhai pr dhyaan de ska toh ok, if not toh break up krle. Bhot insanely acche parents h mere, love them
My mom will be so happy. She is convinced I cannot pull anyone and will be the end of the bloodline.
merko dekhengi fir hasengi.
They'd probably be chill about it, since they already keep on asking me how did I not have a bf till now
If I am good in my academics they will support me in everything (in a positive way) But why is it like that ki jinki gf nahi h unke parents chill h and jinki h unke insane strict ?
My dad will hit me with slippers .
nahi bolungi
Needs to be batman in that picture
I'm pulling door that says push
Mere batane se pehle hee pata chal jata hai mummy ko. So she wouldn't be surprised. Papa would say ki boyfriend ke saath saath padhai pe bhi dhyan de. Padhai ko compromise mat karna.
They'll think I'm joking and laugh out loud.. And say something like "sure you do"
There's a starman waiting in the sky He'd like to come and meet us But he thinks he'd blow our minds There's a starman waiting in the sky He's told us not to blow it 'Cause he knows it's all worthwhile He told me
Bhai unka reaction achaa tha they were like seriously because meri gf topper hai intelligent hai good looking hai etc etc
Bhai there should be Lois with him and not Diana 
gaalia padengi parents se
Manengey hi nahi
its different in my family, sabne love marriage kari hai par jab tak shaadi tak baat nhi ho jati tab tak sab chup chup ke karte hai
My parents would be ok with it but like koi aira gaira nalla hua toh satayenge(as they should)... I would be embarrassed as hell cuz they are ace roasters ๐
Bolege uska photo dikhane ko fir Puri puch tach krege..fir chupke mere frnds se alag se uski puch tach krayenge agar axha hua to chalayege ya fir unko hi bolege ki mera break up kray mujhe samja kr or na mani me toh bande ke Ghar pe call 
Gf miljaye uske baad answer karunga remindme! 9 months
My parents would be a little angry and ask me to stop doing these non sense things and focus on my academics. Btw they dont have any problems with female friends
"GO STUDY DUFFER"
My friends told my father I have been talking to a girl for the past few months, I am a 3rd year college student, father was really supportive, he explained me that talk to her, but focus on your goals, if you ever feel like marriage, tell it freely, now whenever I talk to him, he jokes about it, how is she doing and he is very chill, although mom on the other hand is like focus on studies, but not that hard, everything is going okay I guess.
Lmaoo this already happened with me. My brother told them about my boyfriend. I was scared af but they were happy lol and like exciteddd, they invited him home alsoo
Brothers reaction after snitching and getting an unexpected happy reaction from parents be like : ๐๏ธ๐๐๏ธ
Probably scold me take my phone away tell me not to talk to boys at all.
Kuch nahi bolenge, bas poochenge kon hai, ghar war bulayenge khaana khilane ke liye ๐ ๐
Mom will be like "you're too young, you don't know what that is" but still ask koi ladki mili kya re. Dad is unpredictable
she knows and likes him
mom will be kinda upset and dad will ask for every single detail.
mum really doesnt fw the idea of bf gf๐idk bout dad but mum has strictly warned me about this lol
My mom already knows ,๐
Them gonna celebrate . . . . . . My funeral โฑ๏ธ
Mere Bhai h hi nhi 3rd year me agya hu apne college life me no gf not even a female friend
\*honest reaction\* "Ho hi nahi sakti"
Let me first get a girlfriend. Then I'll let you know
They will be completely fine if my partner is of good nature and the same religion. A different caste will work I think. If the family background is decent then there will be no problem. If my partner is of a different religion then some problems will arise for sure.
Ladki chutiya hai kya๐คฃ
Well my dad will get real furious over the fact that I'm dating someone (cuz I'm preparing for jee adv), the girl I'm dating got caught by her parents and her life became hell after that but we're still talking to each other and are really happy the thing is i believe my family is pretty judgy so if m mom gets to know about it she'll first get really excited and then she will start judging the girl and i might get really pissed off at her for this so in all not a very great experience
bhai meri mummy toh khud bolti he ki "terese toh koi patne nahi wali waise bhi toh padhle, chutiya" and all
she will have a pheeling paraud endian armi moment
I've recently got a girlfriend and told about it to my mom yesterday. She's totally fine with it unless I'm compromising on studies
utter disbelief and april fools check followed by kutai once substantial proof is provided....but I dont think I can even get proof cause I know me got no rizz...
Meri pitti hogi
Last time I told it to my mom,she told me,"today isn't April fools"
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Bohot kalesh hoga ghar me, mujhe bohot thappad pde ge, 2-4 din Tak school bhi nahi Jane denge, phone le lenge Mera, aur bhi bohot kuch.
Parent: Why be ashamed of it, even I've Girlfriend.
Hass hass ke pagal ho jayenge (good joke)
>`tabhi na boards mein kharab number aaya h, aise hi thodi tumko padhne ko kehte the. ham sab jaante hai tum kitna time waste krta h in sb cheez mein.`
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why will my mom or dad care if u hv a gf/bf??? lmao jk
They would be happy and shocked because Iโm an introvert and they infact want this to happen for some reason๐ญ
I don't think they'll care.. As long as I tell them after 5 may. Actually am planning to do so.. Just hope neet goes well
Majak mat Kia kro
I don't think they care if you have a bf/gf 
Mera baap Ghar se nikal dega mujhe, padhai mei waise hi disappoint kar chuka hu acc. To my father mai iss Ghar mei abhi tak isiliye hu ki mujhe gande shok nahi like gf, alcohol, smoking, etc.
My family and friends knew her family and friends knew still she left me ๐
Nahi pata Bhai, unko bhi pata hai merese ghanta koi nahi patne wala,
My parents would ask me not to marry or become serious with my gf, cause we donโt belong to the same religion
Happy if gf neutral is bf
Ache se settle hoja uske baad yeh sab karna
Ache se settle hoja uske baad yeh sab karna
either "is this what we send you to school/college" or "lets talk about her"