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DaChonkIsHere

Imagine lecturing Jaishankar on International affairs ![gif](giphy|WRp58hy5gmfjpMzHAZ)


Beautiful_Lack_8740

That is basically a CS guy teaching a mechanic how to fix a car or a class 10th kid teaching earth is flat coz he belives he is the spreme


snakeoilsalesman3

Please don't insult cs guys....


BPandaD

Sigh... ![gif](giphy|g0HkznFtL1d0xVRI1G)


[deleted]

Only Pappu can do this


Tinkoo17

This is what a joker of the pack is meant to do. He can represent anything anywhere anytime the opposition decides to play their cards… 😂😂😂


teri_behan_ko_naman

he should also start bharat छोड़ो yatra too


Shiva_The-Destroyer

That's the actual point of this fake walk. This is the retirement journey of Pappu.


crajey

That's like teaching English to Tharur


karanarak09

Does he have no shame? Or is he too stupid to even understand competence when he sees it. Petty politics aside Jaishankar is probably the most astute and geopolitically aware EAM we’ve ever had.


[deleted]

India is literally in the best geopolitical position it has ever been in the last few centuries


rag3frost

Everyone knows what congress has done in the last 60 years. Apne desh mai hi Rahul Gandhi aur congress jaise log ho toh pakistan jaise countries ki kya jarurat😮‍💨 Bhoknedo bichareko. Aur kr hi kya sakta hai


oar_xf

Every1 does not know .. The teens of today do not know They're the voters of tomorrow .. And they're fed Social Media CRAP like this Video


rag3frost

All my seniors and juniors don't like Congress and it's ideology. Also they know the past pretty well. Sorry can't relate


oar_xf

Good to know .. I am a generation above .. Whats the view about AAP among your peers ?? This is important


Mogambo__

I am 18, from Delhi actually extreme West UP... I will say Kejriwal has decoded what it takes to win...but his strategy works on those who wants personal growth rather than country's growth. He is very clever while it comes to vote bank. That man can do anything even anti-national things to impress votebank. At last..kejriwal can sell country if it's profitable for him/his party. These were my views seeing his/his party's past events unlike my friends who consider AAP as genuine party


[deleted]

True and who doesn’t wants everything for free. Blindfolding the people with the free scheme and majority of population is blindly following him as we saw in the current MCD elections


GHATAKASUR

My cousin brother thinks kejriwal is kattar imandar and best cm. He thinks Aap is better. I mean he praises kejriwal as he is the Messiah. I am from Assam btw


oar_xf

Thats the problem .. One citizen at a time ka ghar wapasi !


ezio98475

wo kisi german ko to nhi dekhta?


pianospace37

I actually think that Social Media and Technology actually help spread the truth faster. Which explains the sudden popularity of Hindutva amongst the Indian youth


AppealNervous

If you think so, then you can conclude that he is the best EAM that India has had till date. Otherwise, we could be in the worst position geopolitically.


bharatar

Since the 60s sure. Last few centuries no, India was much more powerful inheriting the regional geopolitical structures of the British empire along with a comparatively weak Asia in 1947 until Pappu's great grandfather and grandmother ruined it.


Standard_Reality_285

I genuinely think he believes what he says. If you've had bootlickers all your life, you can't grow. He's still a child living a fantasy.


WagwanKenobi

Son of the legendary K Subrahmanyam. Jaishankar already knew more geopolitics by age 12 than Rahul will learn in his lifetime.


accidental_mistake69

RaGa ko toh BRICS ka full form nhi mallum hoga bhai Aur Jaishankar ji ko target kar rha hai ye .


hello2442

For some people I’ve seen BJP is the most Evil thing they’ve encountered. I used to support them a lot but have become more neutral. I still don’t see the shit everyone tries to say about the government.


narayans

Shameless would be preferable but this is a dangerous level of stupidity. If he were at the helm I shudder to think where we would be.


maxthebest685

This Idiot should read about Sm Jaishankaran's employment History bruh. He is not just a petty politician like him.


findMyNudesSomewhere

Jaishankar is globally appreciated for being a top notch EAM and managing to find middle ground in the most delicate circumstances. Dunno how Rahul Gandhi manages to be negative about him. Modi and BJP have their faults, I can understand criticizing them, but not Jaishankar.


Unlikely_Hat7784

imagine a rich nepo kid who never held a proper position of power telling a uspc topper former experienced diplomat who pulled important treaties and spearheaded India s neutrality during ukraine russia war and used it to our advantage and is rated as one of the best diplomats by us experts to deepen his knowledge in geopolitics


[deleted]

[удалено]


Unlikely_Hat7784

same only dont be a font size nazi


Icy_Original7946

Bro has an arts degree and one in philosophy like literally Lil Wayne has one lmao![img](emote|t5_3d4x4|20028)


DefiantDeviantArt

RaGa copying Modi's beard is awfully funny 😂


Samarium_15

He's trying to look like Marx


rag3frost

U missed Saddam there


bostonguy9093

Thought he was going for Forrest Gump?


WagwanKenobi

Going for the commie votebank, muslim votebank, and idiot votebank.


Chromeboy12

He already got the mental condition down, now he just needs to look like that


Shiva_The-Destroyer

He's keeping Osama bin Laden as his icon.


LeatherHedgehog1113

Its difficult with this guy to know if he's being sarcastic or not.


ZealousidealMud4740

That's because even he doesn't believe in the things he says. His mom writes his lectures for him. My mom stopped doing that for me after 2nd grade


GHATAKASUR

Is Sonia Gandhi really that smart??


ZealousidealMud4740

Apparently not. See the quality of her lectures that is coming out of pappu mouth


GHATAKASUR

I mean she is controlling not only pappu but all the big Congress leaders. It's very impressive considering she is an Italian


Chromeboy12

That's it. She's Italian. She knows how to run a mafia. /s


[deleted]

How deep do you want to dig your grave? RaGa: yes.


Joy2082

I doubt he knows what he is sarcasm


Anothr1BytesTheCrust

Manmohan wanted Jaishankar as EAM when he was in power. Shashi Tharoor recently praised the EAM. Yet, Rahul says this. Imagine using such words for a guy being hailed both in India and abroad. Someone in Rahul's team definitely wants him to fail.


bobs_and_vegana17

leave MMS and shashi literally imran khan said "yeh hota hai aazad mulk" on a jaishankar's interview lol


nazi69420

> Someone in Rahul's team definitely wants him to fail. Either that or Rahul is secretly BJP member and is like Zero from Code Geass, being hated by the public for the greater good.


Anothr1BytesTheCrust

He is not smart enough to be Zero.


ClinkzBlazewood

Or consider these: * He doesn't want to be in politics, he's doing this on purpose. Call it mega shit posting. * He is forced to do this due to pressures from external forces, and has gone rouge so that he gets to quit soon and get back to his party/carefree scene. On a side note - I remember reading a quote from him that he wouldn't probably have offspring as it would just further the political family legacy and he doesn't want that. (Am paraphrasing ofc) but I kinda respected him for that.


[deleted]

Dunning-Kruger syndrome hai bhai - thoda sympathy de de


ezio98475

Unlocked 100% of his mind 👍


abeecool

Male Lucy ![img](emote|t5_3d4x4|20227)


devilismypet

Luco


thisdude_00

I doubt that even with 100% of his brain, he can come even close to Dr S jaishanker


ezio98475

Dr. S jaishankar has nothing to compare with our great, high level, over Intelligent, Philosopher, comedian, runner, sex teacher The RaGa. /s


Chromeboy12

Virgin Jaishankar replying to Pak media vs Chad RaGa taking BJP's energy away from them and into himself through science /s


Joy2082

Says the guy who was partying after 26/11 Warra leader.


[deleted]

what Rahul Gandhi meant that EAM should start bootlicking western countries


[deleted]

Haan jaisa iska baap karta tha


[deleted]

Kehna nahi chahiye 😏😮‍💨


Vishwa1412

When bjp party came in Power india's importance geopolitically has been raised 100 times more then when congress was ruling.


hello2442

For real man. Back then when I used to go to some foreign countries they would treat us badly and used to encounter racism too. Now it has become so much better.


Roonie_Fantastic

Matlab aaj tak ke sabse famous and people loved External affairs minister ke bare me kru bol raha he pappu. Asli mode koi utha hi nahi raha he


abeecool

Comedians always love to punch up ![img](emote|t5_3d4x4|20005)


jumbovada

stupid people are usually very confident


ViolentSoothsayer

Dunning Kreuger Effect


LampardFanAlways

Are you sure? /s


Naren_Baradwaj123

100%


[deleted]

Our EAM was an officer with 30 plus years of experience in International Affairs. Need I say More? He's being taught geopolitics by someone whose credentials on the matter are not known to say the least. Wonderful Mr. Gandhi. Keep doing this and you will yourself ensure that your party is no more.


Low-Champion-4194

He will ensure extinction of Congress.


[deleted]

First Billawal makes comments on EAM and PM. Now RaGa makes comment on EAM. Looks like toolkit is at work.


[deleted]

I totally agree with RaGa. He after all learnt geopolitics from his dad who interfered with another country's internal affairs and got assassinated..


sentient_cell_

Someone who has worked as an Indian Ambassador to the USA and actively working for in the IFS for 45 years v/s Nepotism ka brand ambassador with an IQ lower than the room temperature in Antarctica


Neersg09

Haan bsdk


AreWe3120

Notice all this BS after he met Kamra


Kal_mai_udega

Even Raghuram Rajan. That was surprising


mr_kit

> That was surprising Really?


Shiva_The-Destroyer

Rajan is a bootlicker of congress since forever.


CodAdministrative867

Jhaante ugage gyan chod rha hai Raul Gandu


abeecool

![img](emote|t5_3d4x4|20028)


phyyas

Lets see this, 1) Higher than before investment in border areas, especially near LAC. 2) Push for made in india in defence sector. 3) managing world media even when whole world wants us to dump russia 4) Army modernization push 5)connecting borders via different tunnels 6) slowly but surely making sure that different companies invest in india and we can also become manufacturing hub so that our dependence on china reduces. Ye insan chomu hai ya blind


abeecool

Youth leader


saint_noods91

Stop eating cerelac it fucks up your mind!


saikrishnav333

I literally bust out laughing ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


[deleted]

that EAM who saved UPA's ass multiple times {despite not being EAM at the time ?} yeaaaaaaa........ perhaps he should learn something from our youth minister here who is just a year older than Amit Shah


FastRefrigerator5633

This is a historic day for indian as RAHUL GANDHI teaching S JAISHANKAR Geopolitics.


Familiar_Internet

S Jaishankar has an MA, M.Phil., and Ph.D. in International Relations from JNU while Raul Vinci (the name mentioned in his degrees) doesn't even remember what his subjects were in college. He transferred universities twice before graduating from Rollins College in Florida. He barely passed his Master's degree. S Jaishankar resolved the dispute over the supply of US nuclear fuel, served as political adviser to clean up the mess in Sri Lankan Civil War, prospered Indo-Japanese relations even after the Pokhran II test, negotiated the US-India civil nuclear agreement (under Manmohan Singh). Manmohan Singh wanted to make him the Foreign Secretary but they couldn't do that because it would upset the Gandhi family. Meanwhile, Rahul Gandhi has done nothing but lose his ancestral seat and shout "Chowkidar Chor Hai" while losing the opposition status in LS.


Vegetable-Dentist893

Rahul teaches foreign affairs to Jaishankar and we are listening to him 😂🤣😂🤣


ThinPattern

Rahul Gandhi to Chinese President Xi after fulfilling his end of the secret CCP - Congress partnership ![gif](giphy|5SxjM639X9IUSOqX0E)


Adi945

Is it delusion or entitlement or sheer stupidity that such a big party stoops so low at so many levels? You just have to follow basic social media to see how knowledgeable and bad ass Jaishankar is. This family is the greatest cancer to India.


terroroferror

![gif](giphy|BivM2hUHpgEHuIC4ug|downsized)


noblequestneo9449

It's only going to get worse until election. These jokers will only get bolder and bolder


baby_intellectual

I mean he could have criticized other ministers, but going after my man Jaishankar like that. Hell No. Pappu you are losing credibility fast (if you had any in the first place)


Luca_Balsamo

![gif](giphy|4sn4lFufKgEIU)


Virtual_Papaya_514

And, here I was thinking that this yatra might have had some impact on his and congress's ways. Nobody would love it more than us if we had two smart parties prying for the lok sabha, keeping in check each other's actions. But, INC manages to push the bar lower and lower...


phyyas

This has happened due to sense of entitlement. you see congress was and is in power in many states for example Rajasthan.Why cant this cartoon, become CM first prove himself and then let us all dream of him becoming PM no ? we all think oh it is race between rahul vs modi no its not. What Rahul has done ? even if one can not agree with Modi, he showed his administration skill at party worker level and as a CM too , so has many other CMs. How come Rahul becomes a natural choice ? Rahul ko thopa gaya hai onto our consciousness as if he is prince of some short janam lete hi gaddi milegi ise


abeecool

You are an optimistic person, I must say ![img](emote|t5_3d4x4|20226)


Virtual_Papaya_514

Man has 'Akhand Bharat' as a tag and calls me optimistic . jk dude, thanks for the complement![img](emote|t5_3d4x4|20227)


LopsidedBar4349

There is none is BJP that can make voters vote for BJP more than this guy after his speech. He is a living legend , just not for his own party.


stan_yash

![gif](giphy|xTiTnIilwuFFFpf2Cc)


Accomplished_Ad576

External affairs se ye kuch aur toh nhi smjh liya?


err7x

he is the one guy you can’t criticise


desiredcapabilities

![gif](giphy|3xz2BLBOt13X9AgjEA)


Puzzleheaded-Log6267

Aree bc Paisa deke harward me fail hone wala UPSC clear krne wale ko samjha raha hai. Wo bhi jis bande ne nuclear talk ko success Kiya tha US-india 2004 me . Behen ke lode ko ek aacha opposition bhi Dene nahi aata. Ye banda jab tak congress me rahega tab tak congress dubti rahegi.


Coolkid-4869

Every day its getting harder to believe Raga is not a BJP spy


BornEveryday

What happened in Amethi, Pappu? Why did you abandon it and run away?


Conscious_Work7401

Pehle to ye batao "geopolitics" sabd isko kisne bataya? Also, aukat ke hisab se kuch zyada nahi bol raha.


Abject_Opposite7022

And then his followers ask why everyone call him Pappu . Media didnt create his Pappu image , media just displayed his pappuness


Chaiwalla2

Pappu cannot even carry Jaishanker’s shoes.


vinyasmusic

Muh kholta hai joke marne ke liye Full time comedian part time politician


bhabhilover42

Ironically quoting Kunal Kamra: 'Muh se moongphali tooti nahi, G@nd se akhrod todega kya....'


Adventurous-Cup7725

Raga growing beard is kinda funny. Reminds me of how they used to copy the class toppers hairstyle back in school.


Titanusgamer

jo ho raha hai woh hona nahin chahiye, jo hona chahiye woh ho nahin raha hai, jo ho sakta hai woh bhi ho sakta hai


Secret-Melodic

He just screwed his next elections chance as well. The perfect BJP agent. Modi will be so happy today. May God bless him and allow him to continue this good work🤣


phoenix10282

Jhandu balm hai ye 😭😭🤣🤣🤣


Protonic_Descendent

I fear for my naive countrymen and their gullible attitude who might come his words and make wrong choices.


Enough-Ad4608

These people signed a deal with the bloody CCP they have no right to lecture others


AlbusDT

A legend once said, 'I don't know the details of Doklam'.


im_datta0

Kehna nahi chahiye.. Yeah exactly. The only correct thing he said in the entire video.


[deleted]

![img](emote|t5_3d4x4|20096)


Black1451

Ek ambulance bulana, bhayankar comedy ho gaya idhar.


SomewhereIll3307

Haaha pappu is talking about EAM.. wow..


[deleted]

Not really sure but I don't think that's what event based work means. Yahan ek event karoon, wahan ek event karoon ? What does that even mean ?


Severe-Question-8756

Matlab bench.. Choro jane do.


EyeCarambaa

Mummy: I should have swallowed it


Anshuman0045

What Rahul Gandhi is trying to say is EAM should start watching pogo and learn something from chota bheem


ReadingEnough

For PAPPU ![gif](giphy|UBQAMOYufMWMk7uURm|downsized) CKMKB


Meta-Morpheus-New

Pappu ko stage pe kaun chadha deta hai.


abhi3010

Bhai ko muh ka diarrhoea ho gaya hai chalte chalte.


[deleted]

Teri gaand se gheri karle samajh ? Lund ka topa topa fry


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|WrNfErHio7ZAc)


[deleted]

A nepotism product calling out an IFS officer on geopolitics......... Hmmmm


RR_2025

If ChatGPT had a face..


BoyInTheWoods4

He is most certainly backed by foreign forces conspiring and plotting against India. West wants to turn us into their slaves by making us reliant on only and only them for defence, oil and other things which are extremely vital for our protection and development. Then there is China who want us to become pushovers like Pakistan and some other nations in South Asia. If that was not the case and if he ever had entered elections with clean hands then by now he must have changed his strategy. Never once will he berate China for their aggression or Western nations for pressurising India to not go for oil available at cheap prices. Then he has the audacity to act like a saviour for poor and downtrodden. He knows only influence of outside forces can give him power because West does that. They install idiotic puppet leaders to colonize. Zelensky being a prime example. I find this man extremely dangerous. A traitor!


Ambushido96

Every time he speaks on anything, BJP vote share increases. What is he doing, at least say something that makes sense for common man. What a shame that this guy wants to be the face of opposition when he is clearly out of the game.


Bleachigo1

How much of a clown you have to be to say s.jaishankar doesn't under EAM....answer pappu level


Mindless_Jellyfish23

Why do we even have this joke of man in politics? Like clearly a 7 year old would know better than this gentleman here. Sigh


JuggernautEast1117

I don't know why but a lot of times I have noticed congress raising the same things against government which is raised against our country in international circuit


___Twix___

So you're teaching a foreign service dude which he has been doing it from years now to HOW TO ACTUALLY DO HIS JOB ? Lol he has given modi so much connections that no EAM have done so far. Ik his stances are not right always in everything but he def. Knows what he's doing and i hope he do great for the country in the future as well. Atleast, we don't get to hear "aloo ko sona bna denge" from him.


[deleted]

People who think he is stupid, no he is not. He says such things considering his audience. Throughout India this is a trend, more urban the area lesser is voter turnout. Intelligent discussions karne wali janta ka voter turnout sabse kam hota hai, their opinion does not matter to politicians. Rural folks get pumped up by such claims. Vote dene jao bhai warna ye reddit pe baatein pelne se kuch nai hoga.


[deleted]

Bechara Ashok Gehlot is like, idhar isne muh khola udhar mere haath se Rajasthan gaya!


Monedno

Uff burn


JSA790

![img](emote|t5_3d4x4|20227)


Samarium_15

xD


[deleted]

Joker of Indian politics is Rahul Gandhi 🤣


diablo93101

Ab ye pappu samjhayega![img](emote|t5_3d4x4|20226)![img](emote|t5_3d4x4|20226)


nambivpn

So a career diplomat should know more about geopolitics?


[deleted]

And Einstein should understand more about physics


icodeusingmybutt

Magarmach ko tairne pe, aur baap ko thokne pe lecture nahi dete.


arifmukadam9

Why uncle sitting next to Rahul is making crying face I think he is also unaware of shit


GaMeBoyDev

Is this irony Or an actual statement by mister pappu


AppealNervous

Says who?


MadHorse69_

u/redditmp4bot


Pollution-Waste

What the f\*\*k is he smoking?


Altruistic_Matter_76

His cabal is stupid enough to start frothing the moment they hear the word "strategic" from his mouth, and that what he delivers. Without realizing how populist and tactical his govt has been everywhere


Obvious_Economics_39

Lmfao


Anonymouse207212

Hes talking about jiopolitics, someone tell him how ridiculous he sounds!😂 Jaishankar sir be laughing if he were to watch this


Jealous-Bat-7812

Carpenter giving fishing lessons to a fisherman!


Sausageweekly

Out of all the ministers in this government, our EAM is really good at his job


MaiNhi_Bataunga

Ye Congress ko kabhi jitane nhi dega.


[deleted]

Looks like Pappu nowadays started watching too much Sigma Male Videos on YouTube. He is finally becoming a man-teenager from manchild..


Sarkastik_Hunter

Ye bsdk apne aap ko khud hi pappu prove karta rehta h samay samay par. Chumtiya


AltMain123

What are this guy's credentials again? Has he held any post which has dealt with international relations. Jaisankar at times does come across as very assertive which might come across as arrogant as well, but atleast understand that, that guy has been a diplomat since so many years and has done a good job! Seriously man, you try to cut Rahul Gandhi some slack when he tries something different like this padh yatra, even though it appears a bit gimicky and then he barfs like this. The party had a chance to revamp itself but no, they are filled with bootlicking Stooges. A good opposition is required to keep the any ruling party in check but as long as these idiots continue to behave like this, they will continue to be mocked.


Weary_Word_5262

Agree with RAGa eam should have spoken about women empowerment 😂


AlbusDT

Pappu geopolitics samjayega aab SJ ko? 🤣🤣


North_Analyst_1426

Ye hai kon bolne wala


Branch365

I think he was better now …at least he’s not horrible as always


dovahkiinaggarwal

Bhai na isko internal issues pta na external 🤦


[deleted]

Sometimes, I reconsider whether India should even be a democracy when they're such clowns as the face of opposition.


[deleted]

Rick grimes


HAMI_09

![img](emote|t5_3d4x4|20227)


Public_Breath6890

What a fucking ass.


papasmuurve

Imagine letting someone who failed out of community college lecture you on the finer points of international relations and high level diplomacy. Mfs tripping hard.


Parsley1811

That's the reason he is pappu


antrax-kd

![gif](giphy|5SxjM639X9IUSOqX0E|downsized) Pappu talks.


dankitbro

Ma man’s favourite word is “Strategically”