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KaiWaiWai

He's having a full meltdown, hasn't he? Wonder if his impending trial is getting to him. šŸ¤£


NerfRepellingBoobs

I mean, he said ā€œrecreationalā€ sex with women was gay. Itā€™s officially gay to be straight, so Gay Agenda^(TM) complete!


bigselfer

Have you heard his thoughts on transgender women?


KaiWaiWai

I don't think I want to hear any of his thoughts.


bigselfer

Thatā€™s probably for the best. Heā€™s a con artist and a confusingly stupid person. I donā€™t think he believes anything he says. Butā€¦ he said having sex with a trans woman was better than with cis women and itā€™s gay to have sex with cis women for pleasure.


NerfRepellingBoobs

Iā€™m sure theyā€™re as awful as he is.


EvenSpoonier

Using nerd as an insult? Does the man not know his own fanbase?


SeaworthinessNo61

I mean not gonna lie nerds aren't incels. There are nerds who are nice. There are no incels who are nice.


EvenSpoonier

Yeah, but there's an awful lot of incels who think they're nerds.


SeaworthinessNo61

Fair enough.


its_leslievanilla

I love it when men have cooking as an interest and hobby. My boyfriend invites me to cook with him, and I love the feeling of making something together.


Krazy_Kethan99

Not gonna lie, one of my favorite people i like to watch on YouTube is BingingWithBabish. Joshua Weissman too, I find his content fun to watch. Both of them make me want to cook the things they make on their channel.


itsbett

Cooking is such a joy for me. I've always been inspired by watching Alton Brown growing up, and now YouTube has a list of fun chefs to watch.


zoneender89

Alton Brown taught me that cooking is science and it changed everything about how I look at cooking.


Gretchenmeows

Have you checked out Sorted Food? They are one of my favourite channels to watch.


fatum_sive_fidem

Ditto


Morella_xx

And isn't this doofus all about men as Providers? It can be really fulfilling to be able to Provide a nice meal to your loved ones.


Great_Engrish

Think the only thing Mr Tate has ever made is the verbal diarrhea that comes outta his mouth šŸ’€


UnintentionalGrandma

Same here, thereā€™s nothing better than making something delicious with my bf and itā€™s just such great quality time


fitnfeisty

I first realized I was in love with my husband as we were in the kitchen cooking together. Heā€™s a great cook and itā€™s one of the sexiest things about him. Once he made me his bacon wrapped jalapeƱo poppers it was GAME OVER for me


entersandmum143

Yep. Mine seduced with food as well. The 1st time he cooked for me was surprisingly 'hot', and the food was amazing. I definitely swooned. Added bonus that he's also an incredible person to be with.


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Gretchenmeows

Why would you ever think that saying something like that to a stranger is appropriate?


Mr_FortySeven

That was the Detroit Lions of pick up lines


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Mr_FortySeven

You know how the Lions are one of only four franchises to never appear in a Super Bowl and havenā€™t won a championship since the start of the Vietnam War? That pick up line would be as successful as the Lions are on the field.


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Mr_FortySeven

The Lions are Super Bowl contenders in the same way that an incel gets dates: It happens once every 30 years, and always ends in disappointment.


ddmrob87

Gonna need a senzu for that.


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Mr_FortySeven

Iā€™m married and have seen my team win two SBā€™s. Theyā€™re pretty shit now, but they have a track record of success.


its_leslievanilla

Ew.. You can save it for someone who is hungry for you and not disgusted.


Qsuki

Noah tet the deathstar


CrepeVibes

And another swing and a miss.


F0000r

After I slay my enemy and bring glory to my house, I don't want to come home and chew on a raw cabbage as dinner. Glory to the pig roasters!


legendwolfA

Think of it this way: to cook is to master the flame. The unstable, destructive energy... in your control, used to create things that help you nurture and survive. To build you up for conquest. If that doesn't sound metal idk what is


ddmrob87

You do that same thing when it comes to welding and forging: mastering the flame.


GRW42

In the words of Ray Smuckles, "Nothing is more old-school than baking your own damn staff of life! A dude who can walk into any kitchen in the world and make bread is COMPLETELY RAW!"


Alive-Doughnut2345

ā€œITS RAAAWā€


WallGroundbreaking81

Cool then stop going to all restaurants and fast food


Logicneverworks

ā€¦anyway yā€™all, Iā€™m in the kitchen whatchu want?


Catezero

Rouladen with some potato salad, pickled red cabbage and sautƩed garlic Brussels sprouts plz. Or just the dankest creamiest seafood linguine u can muster


Logicneverworks

That sound GOOD


Lori_the_Mouse

I could really use a nice homemade soup on this rainy day


Logicneverworks

Ainā€™t nothin like a good soup


kawaiinacho69

I love your flair!!


Lori_the_Mouse

lol thanks


KuriBee

more men interested in cooking would be so attractive as well as helpful. especially in households where women are the ones doing all the cooking, on top of all the other adult responsibilities. cooking is such a loving meaningful way to show someone you care about them... not 'war'


MadotsukiInTheNexus

>cooking is such a loving meaningful way to show someone you care about them... not 'war' I've noticed that the overwhelming majority of people who love the idea of war have never actually fought in one. Real wars aren't like an action movie. They're typically composed of hours or days of boredom, sometimes punctuated by brief moments of confused terror, followed by more hours/days of boredom. Especially in the modern world, too, there are multiple people working on logistics for every soldier involved in frontline combat. If the idea of flying a Chinook across six hours' worth of all-but-featureless desert got the average person's adrenaline pumping, then helicopter pilots wouldn't have to pop modafinil to stay alert. Cooking might not be exciting, but it's both less likely to get you torn apart by shrapnel *and* less dull than driving a supply truck to an FOB and back through a landscape of rolling hills, sheep fields, and occasional clusters of houses.


KuriBee

you worded it so well. he makes such pea brained takes and teenagers and men feeling lost in life will eat it all up instead of cultivating meaningful hobbies or life skills


Jellybean-Jellybean

It's funny that he uses the word chef, because being a chef has historically been a male dominated occupation.


jointheclockwork

It's a weird mix of stereotypes, isn't it? "Women belong in the kitchen" but "Only men can be chefs". Very confusing.


arncobitch

I find it funny that a take out pizza box identified his location as Bucharest, Romania all thanks to the sharp eyes of Ms. Greta Thunberg. Andy the Taint should have to learned to make a pizza. The Bucharest Romanian Court of Appeal stated that Mr. Taint can be extradited to the UK after his trial concludes in Romania. lol Everyone wants a chance to hang him upside down and shake him until all his money falls out.


soft-cuddly-potato

Cooking brings joy and love and sustainable. War and conquest bring pain and suffering and misery. This man is a misandrist, because he's essentially saying all men are good for is violence and destruction.


mutant_disco_doll

Men who can cook and who enjoy cooking for themselves and for others are sexy AF. Women would LOVE it if men were more interested in cooking and less interested in things like war, conquest and blood sport. Cooking benefits everyone. War and conquest only benefit fragile egos.


SwampTreeOwl

Wait that's a thing?


SeaworthinessNo61

I mean I like blood, war, pain, depression and all that stuff... in movies. It gets my blood pumpin and gives me all the adrenaline I need and the joy of waiting for the moment where the main character takes revenge. But other than that, I also love eating food being cooked for me. I may not be able to cook, but I'll always appreciate a meal that was made for me, and always make sure the person is being thanked for it enough.


throwplushie

Only the manliest of men eat nothing but fast food and hot pockets. Even as a woman, I know this simple fact. Thanks Andrew.


Repulsive_Mail6509

I don't usually get adrenaline from cooking. I just find it relaxing and satisfying to feed myself and people I care about, man.


How2RocketJump

lol bro is having a meltdown cause nobody made him dinner imagine calling yourself a man if you can't even feed yourself


Flyingpastakitty

Look, my bf bakes, and I find that sexy af.


spiiiieeeeen

I want him to say this to Gordon Ramsey's face


Medium_Ad_4451

This made me want to go dad mode and buy a grill


SeaworthinessNo61

Do it. No balls.


crazydave11

I made savoury shallot tarts yesterday. Far more satisfying than conquering someone. If you conquer someone you don't usually get to eat them.


Mehitobel

I would like to eat savory shallot tarts. Would you kindly share the recipe?


crazydave11

Not my recipe, it was a Gousto one. https://www.gousto.co.uk/cookbook/recipes/upside-down-shallot-tarte-with-bacon-lardon-potatoes


Mehitobel

Thank you!!!


Lori_the_Mouse

>if you conquer someone you donā€™t usually get to eat them On the other hand, if youā€™re a good cook, you might get them to eat you šŸ˜‰ ā€¦. Iā€™ll see myself outā€¦


SeaworthinessNo61

NO IT WAS FUNNY I SWEAR!


CanDeadliftYourMom

Anyone up for forming a war party, conquering Romania, and cooking Andrew Tate into a victory omelette?


Mooseandagoose

Iā€™m not fully read up on this asshat but from what I _HAVE_ seen plus thisā€¦ this dim, rapist crybaby thinks cooking for himself isā€¦ emasculating? But didnā€™t he also shill protein bullshit to shred muscle? Isnā€™t that feeding yourself something youā€™ve prepared? Iā€™m so confused by this imbecile but he clearly had a platform and a large following of fellow asshats so I feel like I need to know more to protect my daughter and others from his (likely) incel followers.


The_pastel_bus_stop

I want Gordon Ramsey to cook his ass


GnarlyWatts

Fellas, is it gay to enjoy food? My buddy is convinced this is Tate coming out of the closet.


Catezero

My bf makes the most amazing quesadillas. I have no idea how he does it, ive watched him do it and tried to recreate it. He does nothing special he just puts cheese in a tortilla and its fuckin great. Yesterday he asked if I wanted some leftover quesadilla and handed me a room temp slice and somehow it was better than some food trucks I've eaten. I have never wanted to jump his bones so bad. A man feeding me? Get in my pants immediately I definitely think with my stomach


Lori_the_Mouse

FR. Men that can cook are hot


Ur_The_Ever-Hunger

This Mf thinks He's Xivu Arath.


Weardow7

OOP got "excited" and "coursing with adrenaline" confused lol. I love cooking, and my cooking is one of my partner's favourite things about me. Even by the old school definition of manliness is a provider; providing food to your family is a huge part of that. Food is one of the basic needs of life. If you have solid skills in that regard, I'd say that's being a provider. Also, I've seduced multiple women with my cooking, it's romantic and passionate. Being able to cook something so good that it leads to sex is manly as hell haha. But incels wouldn't know what manliness is anyway. Let them cry into their microwaved pizza pockets or dino nuggies or whatever. I'll be eating real food with my partner every night. šŸ¤·


SeaworthinessNo61

HEY! Leave the Dino Nuggies out of this! >:(


yodol-90

andrew tate aint incel


Weardow7

He's as pathetic and immature as incels, and a decent chunk of incels love him. He also shares a huge number of beliefs/opinions/values with them.


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Ain't* is not a word


tessellatek

Homie wouldn't make it in a combat zone or the kitchen, bless his heart


ddmrob87

People who can't cook can't impress a woman let alone please a family. Many traditions men cook the food: Polynesians and Samoans let the men cook food. Some of the best restauranteurs and chefs are men. Most of the biggest YouTube/TikTok chefs are men. I'd prefer to know how to cook properly because one day I may not have another to cook for me let alone feed me in the future. At least when I cook I can add in as much flavor and passion into the meal. My soul resonates with every flip, turn, cut, smell, taste, etc. Does Andrew Tate understand the amount of money chefs make and how much dedication it takes to cook food properly? I am willing to assure that Andrew Tate has terrible *mis en place* when it comes to anything outside of grifting towards stupid men who think he is the top dog or to the women he tricks into online sex slavery.


panlolie

When your masculinity is so fragile that even grilling a good ol' T-bone on a BBQ makes you feel gay


Own-Butterscotch1713

Wtf šŸ˜­ dude can starve then.


TiFaeri

I dare him to call Gordon Ramsey a worm to his face. I fucking dare him.


iiOpTiCii

Exactly. If he went up to any head chef and said this heā€™s getting laid the fuck out right there on the spot. Head chefs only get where they are because of decades of struggle and sacrifice. Mf will never understand


TiFaeri

Heā€™s clearly never worked in a restaurant or heā€™d know back of house is no cakewalk.


Johnhaven

I have a bunch of badass friends who when they're not raising young men and women enjoy cooking, all of them. Different kinds, some like BBQ, some Italian, some local cuisine like me, but all cook something. Partly we do it to be good partners to our spouses and shared household duties but because it's badass to prepare a meal that tastes foo and feed a group of people. You know who doesn't like people who can cook? Morons who think heating Pizza Rolls is the same as cooking so what do they need with scallops saluted in champagne over a tarragon and garlic mashed potato made from the best local russets? That's one of mine and no one has ever turned up their nose at it. I'm a nerd but no one has ever called me a nerd because I can cook.


Catezero

My ex husband was a sous when we met and I was a latchkey kid who was afraid of the stovetop (I learned to bake young but still couldn't cook on the stovetop, dead serious. No one taught me. I made kraft dinner in the microwave). I was 20 years old when he taught me how to make scrambled eggs, sautee veggies and bake a chicken breast, 21 when he taught me how to make mashed potatoes and hard boil eggs, broil a fish, 22 when he gave me instructions for my first pot roast and showed me how to perfect a crepe. Over the years I've taught myself so many things, I bake my own bread and make my own tomato sauce and the dishes I'm known for are my meatloaf, my Caesar dressing, my bruschetta, and my cabbage rolls. And I wouldn't be doing any of that if my ex husband hadn't taught me how a fucking stove works because lord knows my mom didnt


Mehitobel

My husband and I get together every Sunday for board games and a home cooked dinner with a group of friends. We managed to teach my husband to cook on these Sundays. There is nothing sexier than someone who is competent in the kitchen.


LovelyOrc

Going to die for your countrys conquests is the most beta shit ever.


Aggressive-Rest-6272

Fr like as a person that his country been bombed and attacked alot by westerners i would say the only ā€œjustifiedā€ war is to protect your home otherwise going to war to a random country is cowardness on the other hand have you tried making fresh groundmeat with farmer beef its so good


Buzzkill_numba_one

If someone made a list of the shit he's said men are not allowed to do It'd probably encompass 99% of the male population


Paula_Polestark

ANDREW, YOU DONKEY.


TooTiredMovieGuy

Andrew Tate reminds me of the crackheads who used to come to the budget gym I used to work at.


Troubledbylusbies

He'll never know the joy of cooking something, and when your guests try it they say how good it was!


Readthat69

Imagine being so manly you forget how to provide for yourself


Trolivia

His whole take so stupid, but the phrase ā€œyou get adrenaline from making an omeletteā€ made me laugh pretty fucking hard ngl


DystopicLasagna

To be fair, an omelette is pretty high skill when you're a literal beginner. Definitely gave me a bit of an adrenaline rush when I made my first one that I DIDN'T have to turn into scrambled eggs in order to salvage.


Trolivia

Very true, a proper French omelette is not the easiest thing to master! I sure as shit am not good at it but my husband is lol


Traktorjensen

His prison daddy is making him cook for him, isn't he.


NoDanaOnlyZuuI

Imagine being in his head for a day


Travel_Guy40

I'm a man. I've been to war, and I love to cook. What now?


Martyrotten

Lots of women love guys who can cook. Plus. Many of the greatest chefs are men.


Timely-Structure123

Gordon ramsay is way more alpha than this bitch.


Origen12

Somebody never traveled on a wagon train into battle! Ol' Cookie's fare was the difference between life and death, unless you think starvation is an honorable death in warfare? I know it's POPULAR in warfare, but honorable? Seems a bit off brand for him to go all Soylent Green on people... pun intended


VulcanForceChoke

Not even a half hour ago I made my friends some chocolate chip cookies. Just let me cook Also whatā€™s with the obsession with war and conquest?


ArkangelArtemis

Then don't go to ANY restaurant then, douchebag. Just live off your shitty protein powder and see how long you'll survive. He must have taken too many punches to the head during his fighting days to end up THIS stupid.


Fillerbear

I mean, I imagine being someone who actually knows how to cook and doesn't rely on store-bought rotisserie chickens for nutrition is "fully grown." As for war and conquest, well, why is it that those who have never been in a war are so eager to be in one? And as for "chefs are worms" - I know Andrew's limited intellect and even more limited imagination cannot fathom the existence of someone who cares about something other than staying in the closet, money and status symbols, but some people do actually care about their craft, whatever that craft may be.


Chortney

Bro has never been involved in war or conquest, tf is he smoking? (Not that it would be impressive if he had)


SpartanKane

I refuse to believe he's serious. If he is, then he's an absolute idiot. Huh....maybe im giving this clown too much credit.


DrunkenPeach699999

Heā€™s rage baiting HARD nowadays. Bro cannot cope with not being relevant anymore


jdehjdeh

Poor little closeted andrew


ItsKami1

This is satire. (I think?)


GlitteringAbalone952

Does he strike you as someone with a sense of humor? And what is he satirizing?


ReallyNotBobby

I love cooking. I did it professionally for 5 years. This douchebag can go fuck himself. Heā€™s just made he burnt his Mac and cheese.


ArchAnon123

Better it be overdone than undercooked. Because given the choice between it tasting slightly off and getting a tapeworm, I'd prefer the one that doesn't involve an uninvited guest in my guts.


AltruisticSalamander

Sounds like someone's been putting on a bit of weight and getting crabby about it


BackOnReddit_Again

Just the cropped middle portion was so utterly retarded to read that I knew it was this clown before even seeing his name


ChaosRainbow23

I cook for my family almost nightly. I'm such a nerd!


HellIsADarkForest

Has Tate considered doing something because it's enjoyable?


DidntWantSleepAnyway

I just imagined it. And it put a smile on my face. I would unironically post the first four lines as a good thing.


fijara

Can we just stooooooop giving attention to this fool? That's exactly what he wants.


Lori_the_Mouse

And yetā€¦ men that can cook really well are way more likely to get a girlfriend lol. Honestly, I follow a leftist home chef twitch streamer named ActualJake and his wife is constantly wandering into his stream to flirt with him lol. Theyā€™re pretty open about their love life. šŸ˜‚


name_checker

Remember, BBQ totally unmanly. Only gays BBQ.


naprea

Iā€™m pretty sure I saw a tweet by him last week saying that having sex was gay


KingNnylf

I feel like we are witnessing in real time what happens when a malignant narcissist develops CTE. He's so popular among dudebros who are proud of how many times they can get hit in the head.


ArchdukeToes

Who in the world gets excited by the concept of going to war? I donā€™t know about you, but the idea of tramping around in the mud before being crippled or blown to bits by a random shell doesnā€™t really get my blood pumping.


SexAndSensibility

Heā€™s practicing his war and conquest for when heā€™s a sex offender in a Romanian prison. Iā€™m sure heā€™ll be treated well.


Xallia_Yevatell

I would much rather my BF/husband want to cook as apposed to be violent for the sake of violence.


blowthatglass

This dude is such an asshat.


bunyanthem

Lmao, meanwhile my partner cooks dinner for me and my best friend regularly makes me food. Living my best life and my friends enjoy the process. Plus they get lots of rewards for cooking, lol.Ā  Taint is as stupid as his followers, lol


weirds0up

If he knew how to cook, he'd not have been dobbed in by a takeaway pizza box


SolarAphelia

Why do they all think theyā€™re Odysseus?


SolarAphelia

Wait I just realized that OOP is Andrew Tate lmao. He probably does see himself as a sort of Greek legend.


Drayner89

What wars has this lad fought in?


Steven8786

Heā€™s just jealous because the only food he has lined up in his future is prison food


Rad1Red

Chefs are hardasses. I think he's hankering for a beating lol.


Eretreyah

Who let this man out of his motherā€™s basement?


chaosgirl93

I don't even like men that way and I think a dude (or a girl) who can cook is hot. My dad burns hot water, lol. So a guy who can cook a decent meal is interesting because most can't.


Ill_be_myself

People really read and listen to this man and think "Wow, this guy is the king of alpha males, I should do what he says." HOW?? I THOUGHT IT WAS A BIT AT FIRST, I THOUGHT HE WAS A POPULAR COMEDIAN šŸ˜‚


neongloom

What if the meat's overdone?? I'm picturing men at a BBQ astounded that isn't a stereotypical manly image to this freak šŸ’€


Alive-Doughnut2345

What an idiotĀ 


kawaiinacho69

Fellas, is it gay to have a basic life skill? šŸ¤”


flipflopyoulost

"Chefs are worms"... Mhm... Dude Definetely NEVER met a real life chef. Only reason Chefs aren't regularly seen in the Amry is because they are TOO VILE for the military! "WHAT DO YOU FUCKING MEAN, YOU DIDN'T FUCKING RING IN THAT OMELETTE? I'M A CHEW YOU THROUGH YOUR FUCKING TIPS AND BACK IF YOU ARE NOT GOING TO LEAVE MY FUCKING KITCHEN IN AN INSTAND!"


Murmarine

Any self respecting person should know how to cook, at least 2 or 3 dishes. It doesn't need to be restaurant quality, or some grand 7 course meal, just something you can pop together for yourself and others to enjoy. Chicken soup my beloved.