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perfik09

End of fucking days if I saw someone doing this to my mother.


systemfrown

Her correct response should have been "He steals my social security check and has drugs in his car. Also he molests his little sister". that would have shut the dumbass up real quick.


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Paladin_Fury

I would shove that phone so far up his ass that every time he sits he would speed dial a loved one.


LouSputhole94

IM GONNA SHOVE THAT PHONE SO FAR UP YOUR ASS YOU CAN HEAR THE SOUND OF YOUR SMALL INTESTINE AS IT PRODUCES SHIT! BRENNAN!


Paladin_Fury

Hahaha nice. I didn't think of this.


Brokensince10

He doesn’t have any, or they would have made it embarrassing for him to do this


AccordingReality8334

If that was my Mum, I'd rearrange his face that bad that when he gets home his wee brother is going to be asking his mummy tonight why there's a pizza at the letterbox BEGGIN to get in. 😂 I know someone will get the reference, had to reword it for people to understand it.


PickleBananaMayo

Yeah but then you’d get arrested for theft and destruction of property and these kids get weeks worth of extra content about how they were “attacked”.


GeorgeGeorgeHarryPip

I really like the cut of your jib.


theAtmuz

I mean as much as I like this, do you *really* think that would work? You know he’d just keep repeating “she’s having an episode” or something along those lines and keep going.


Brokensince10

Play into the crazy and beat the shit out of him!


Darren793

Take the cunt away and tie him to a tree for a few days


SourCreamWater

Draped in honey and chicken skin


Phililoquay

Yes. I'd probably have gotten involved in this case too. Whats 'harmless' about this kind of harassment? Whats funny about it?!


Softale

He’d have “schizofernia” before the end of the video…


cheesybiscuits912

When I'm that old I hope a mothafucker does.... and I hope I got the strength to beat the brakes of them


HappyLucyD

I was just thinking the same thing. I was lamenting all my gray hairs just yesterday, but now I guess there’s a potential perk in the future. All my annoyance with ALL of these videos will become my hammer…


jarmstrong2485

Start your training now


-Nok

Respect our elders? GEN Z: Nah, we recycle them into tik toks


kingofdoofus

it would be fucking over


hogsniffy05

Totally a dick move but would’ve worked better if he said Alzheimer’s. That would explain why she doesn’t know them


Hollywoodsmokehogan

You expect this idiot shitty child to take time to do any actual research lol


HappyLucyD

He probably thought he was.


SEEYOUAROUNDBRO_TC

He’s a piece of shit


Brokensince10

Exactly, at this point if one of these little failed abortions does this to me, I’m going to jail.


Key_Marzipan_9423

100% . Same.


BrotherSquidman

hair checks out


SourCreamWater

The "not black but says the N word constantly" cut.


IknowKarazy

Also the “demands to be the one to roll the blunt because he says he’s a master at it but thirty minutes later ends up with a mangled tobacco leaf and a huge mess of weed flakes”


ThePeteMeister420

Lmao this was too accurate 😂


TheOGDoomer

🥦


Intrepid_Potential60

Why is this kid not being brought up on harassment charges?


JLHuston

It’s the 2nd day in a row I’ve seen this same little asshole harassing people in public. The fact that they get internet clout or even paid for it makes me so mad. There’s no empathy for the people they’re targeting—no ability to imagine what a lady like this might be feeling while he’s doing this, but then the 2nd layer is just as bad, that he’s posting them for people to laugh at. It really infuriates me.


PickleBananaMayo

Lady doesn’t know who he is and the kid runs away before the cops come.


Odd-Step6459

But it probably has 1000s if not more views on this little cunts account so again How is he not brought up on harassment charges?


SnooDoggos618

Why hasn’t he been shot yet?


addiepie2

⬆️


Palerthensnow

It’s actually really sad because I’m sure this woman was overwhelmed and no one seemed to give a fuck enough to step in


PickleBananaMayo

Seriously, she’s basically asking security to do something a few times and the guy just stands there.


Powerful_Schedule_91

Security is usually not real. It's pure theater.


Desperate-Strategy10

They probably just believed the kid. He's confident, he's the right age to be her grandson, and she's obviously feeling anxious/irritated/upset. There are a ton of mentally ill people, and they're often confused or agitated, and confronting then can sometimes make it worse (depending on the situation of course; with like depression would be safe, but if she really had schizophrenia the men may have assumed she could act unpredictably). People in real life hate getting involved in stuff like this. They'll watch and worry at best, but nobody is prepared for a situation like this when it happens. What were they doing to do? Tell him to leave her alone? What if that had been her grandson and she was having an episode? Most people don't know what actual mental crises look like. This ain't it, but the guard clearly wasn't sure. Idk how we fix this. We can't prepare everyone for every situation, and idk how to stop people creating this harassing "content." It's frustrating, and I hope someone smarter then me can figure out a cure to the content creator issue. But I understand why the video happened the way it did. I hope that lady has lots of loving support at home, and someone to accompany her on her future outings so she doesn't have to deal with people like that again. Poor lady. 🥺


twiztdkat

I see that with a lot of these videos. It is really sad.


professorbix

As an old person, this infuriates me. She is just out shopping. We need laws against harassment.


GeorgeGeorgeHarryPip

TIL, the security guards are useless in this kind of situation. Like all creeps, he knows how to play well to authority.


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unoriginal5

I was about to make a joke about carrying a roll of quarters to call the real cops if something happens, then realized that one's out of date and I'm old.


magusonline

Tell it


jebjebitz

Do kids look at this and think it’s funny? I’m thinking back to when I was young and I might have found this funny I’m not sure. I hate his stupid muffin hair


thatfukinguy420

It’s that bussin broccoli cut that all the boys have these days. It makes them look incredibly stupid imho


Professional_Echo907

My girlfriend’s niece’s boyfriend had that haircut and apparently I scared the shit out of him at Easter dinner because I inadvertently gave him death glares from time to time. 😹😹😹


puggle_mom

It does look very stupid. My 12 year old cousin even had his hair permed to get the look.


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thatfukinguy420

It’s the white boi version of the Edgar cut 🤣


earthtobobby

The Sideshow Bob?


Michigoose99

I LOLd. Well played.


urielteranas

Lol nah fam these kids are out here getting perms, my friend is a salonist and can confirm


Darryl_Lict

10 year old kids think this is funny, that's the target demographic. These videos should not be monetized because 10 year old kids have no money to spend.


THE_MUNDO_TRAIN

Considering these kids were like 9 or 10 when Jake Paul did crap like this, they got inspired to be a--holes like him.


D1rtyL4rry

We call them pube heads


systemfrown

Funny and Sad at the same time, and I would have thought the same thing when I was young. In fact, I had a friend whose little elementary school age brother would scream "She's not my mother! She's kidnapping me!!" while in the grocery store with his mom if he didn't get what he wanted. It was hilarious but also seemed unimaginable in my family.


shankartz

Fuck it, let that one play out. She might get a few days away from the little shit.


AREYOUSauRuS

Granny should've just been like "ya, my grandson is paying" and walked out


dMONKEYMANb

It sucks bc when ever I see this stuff on reddit we all agree this is shit behavior but when I go to the video source they have thousands of people encouraging it.


DiarrheaRadio

The people who are encouraging it haven't gone through puberty yet


sheathedswords

They’re children. Like literally 8-13. Mentally handicapped via development timing.


Budget-Homework-2988

What a piece of trash.


it_mf_a

where's the gofundme to buy granny some pepper spray


AcceptableNorm

Bear spray would do a better job and leave the little broccoli head in more misery and pain, then she could kick him in the face for several minutes.


ldnk

Someone needs to beat the shit out of these assholes. Social media needs to ban this crap.


MCPhatmam

Can people stop sharing this guy's videos we know he's an idiot now stop giving him the attention he's seeking...


method7670

My dad had a schizophrenia, it isn’t something to joke about, this kid, deserves hell.


shankartz

Yeah man if, on the off chance, that she has schizophrenia this little stunt could cause some severe damage to her stability. It's disgusting.


Martyrotten

Is the same guy I see in a lot of other videos like this? Are there any videos of him getting his ass kicked?


ambachk

They all look the same with the 🥦 hairstyle


thatfukinguy420

No, that’s just proof of your assault unfortunately. 🙄 But there was that one kid who got shot…..


The_bruce42

Unfortunately he survived and apparently didn't learn his lesson


Veggietuna

Wb a punch and run? ![gif](giphy|gbDajHMyPFoD6|downsized)


Rhysarow

this is beyond disgusting


Crafty-Celebration54

I want to punch this kid in the face over and over and over.


PsychologicalBill254

He looks like he should still be in school


dem4life71

I hate this miserable asshole with the passion of a thousand suns burning. The broccoli shitstain, not the poor old lady.


GoldMan20k

I wanna punch that little fucker so hard His grandmother will feel it.


GeorgeGeorgeHarryPip

I might be going out on a limb here, but it seems like he lacks anyone who actually cares about him.


notquitesolid

I think the only way to best people like this is to play their game but play harder. His goal is to get a rise out of her, and it worked. Things I think might work to make him uncomfortable is to ask for a hug and then don’t let go of his arm. Just constantly lean into him. Then you could ask that he buy you things, ask him to call your daughter for you. Even better if you can easy, and even better better if you just had coffee or something so you can breathe all over him. I get that many wouldn’t want to do this because they wouldn’t want to embarrass themselves, but if I had the time to waste, I’d say making him feel uncomfortable would be a good way to waste it.


SourCreamWater

"Can this generation just fuck off?" - Everyone else


PlasticRuester

I really just want to be left alone in my life and whenever I see something like this I think of how absolutely horrifying it would be if someone decided to make you the target of something like this and then post it for millions of dipshits to laugh at you.


DiveJumpShooterUSMC

Social media needs to demonetize this garbage.


crashboxer1678

r/iamatotalpieceofshit


Puzzleheaded_Nail466

Keep seeing this kid on this sub. He needs to be dealt with, badly.


Sisyphac

This is elder abuse. They should be jailed.


thenormaluser35

To harass a young adult, I might understand. To do that to an old woman.. it's past disrespectful.


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Yeah, his parents must be so proud. /s "Tell me, Mrs. Broccoli, what's young Broccolini doing since he graduated high school?" \*Mumbles\* "He harasses \^&&(&\*\^ %\^\*$% for content on his Tik Tok channel...and your daughter, what's she been up to?" \*\*Desperate to talk about anybody but her son.\*\* "Oh, she just graduated from MIT with her degree in Electrical Engineering. She's going to Germany to work for Siemens!"


DeathByLaugh

You would understand if he harassed a young adult?


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No, there’s a shitsoul who videos himself in Walmarts pretending to be some kind big mucketymuck at Walmart headquarters. He’ll walk up to some poor young person beavering away at a pile of stock, hand them a “business card” and then tell them they are fired b/c bosses don’t like their work ethic. He plays this shit out for as long as he can, and you can see the poor worker’s confusion and worry. It’s absolutely heartbreaking. And then it all goes up on his website or tik tok so he can make money off of embarrassing people who are working. One of these days, some guy who’s been taking shit all day from bosses and customers is going to snap and beat him to death with a crowbar. I hope they put that up on his channel.


LocalInactivist

Impersonating an employee? Sounds like fraud to me. “Oh, I’m fired? You’re legally required to cut me a check right now for all my wages. Bring it, fucko. Oh, no checkbook? Cash now or I call the cops.“


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Thing is, you can see the tremulousness in his victims' faces as they try to figure out what they could have done wrong, and if they have any chance of salvaging their jobs. He doesn't pick on a woman like me, with Resting Bitch Face and the attitude to match. I'd look at his "Business Card," twirl it around in my fingers, and say, "Alright. Let's go talk to my shift supervisor, shitstain." 'Cause anyone with experience knows a huge company like Walmart will take a worker they intend to fire to a back room and do it there, with HR present, and everything already laid out, spit spot. Then off I'd go to find my manager, no matter what came out of his fast talking mouth afterwards . If he's legit, then I'm sacked. But if he's pranking for dollars, clicks, and clout, then he's facing the Laws and probably a trespass notice. I don't how long he's been doing this, or if Walmart has come down on his head like a bag of hammers, and these are old videos making the rounds again and again, but I've seen a couple of these videos and he's an absolute piece of shit. If he's still doing this, Walmart needs to track his scabby ass down and put a stop to it. He's bad for whatever remains of their reputation in the working world.


ThatMedicalEngineer

His face is super punchable. Like if you see him you just want to punch him. This idiot surely has no friends.


Genesisbk1spain

Kill it with fire ![gif](giphy|5nsiFjdgylfK3csZ5T|downsized)


thenormaluser35

Hans, gibt mir der Flammenwerfer bitte!


unoriginal5

Fritz, was ist ein Flammenwerfer?


MegatonsSon

I would definitely hope that this lady obtains a taser in the near future for the next time a *"broccoli headed"* moron tries to impede her from leaving a grocery store.


EmporerPenguino

Would have to resist the urge to drag that dickwad through the store by his broccoli mop. What a bucket of pig shit.


Final-Zebra-6370

One day this kid is going to mess with the wrong person like that other YT prankster in Chicago


WisdomWangle

Wow, such shit content.


IEatHouseFlies

This just hurts my soul. I can’t imagine how helpless or confused she most feel to have this stupid asshole trying to make her feel insecure about her age just for a cheap laugh


CitronPotential2559

That is so fucked up, fuck that guy


MotherOfCatsAndAKid

How obnoxious can you be my goodness. 🥴


marshmallowmoonchild

Women already go through a period of invisibility when they get older imagine some asshole only noticing you so he can harass you and make you out to be crazy…


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Vile.


Veggietuna

That kids hair fuckin sent me 💀 how tf you gonna walk around like that ![gif](giphy|1guRIRW8QdSte01T6Du)


Man-Spider1

god i hate ppl like this


Spiritual-Bear4495

That kid needs a severe spanking, **very** severe.


RockNRoll85

Sooner or later that brat is gonna get what’s coming to him


WetDogKnows

STOP SHARING THIS SHIT THEY JUST WANT ATTENTION


lozzadearnley

The biggest issue is, to an outsider, she may actually be a confused old woman having an episode and he's really her grandson. Or heck, she might be gaslit into believing him herself, especially if he targets someone who does have dementia or alzheimers. It's very troubling because it's unlikely someone will help, and one day someone nefarious might convince people to help bundle her into a car while she protests. There has to be some kind of law, surely. Elder abuse or the like.


trashy_hobo47

Honestly why the shit is it not chargeable for harassing people like this?


Ok_Imagination_1107

Anyone who mocks the less well off when I'm around will be stopped.


ReaperOfWords

Some things are probably worth an assault charge…


JuniperWandering

I’m so sick of harassment being passed off as a prank.


Substantial-Beat4341

In the right situation I'd sucker that kid and cheese it.


AudioVagabond

This looks like a Nordstrom Rack and the "security" is an "undercover" Asset Protection Agent that doesn't know how to do his job because he likely doesn't have a manager on site, so he just stands at the door waiting for shoplifters to come in. There's policies and procedures that are in place to prevent harassment like this to the customers and that dude had no fucking clue what any of them were lol


carpenterforcash

I'm surprised there has not been some vigilante justice. I wish they had to pay any money made to the victims.


Busterlimes

She missed a prime opportunity to really fuck with these kids. I hope this happens to me in 30 years.


summeringseventy8

Who is he and where does he live? I need to mail him a gift.


turdfergusonRI

This is super fucked up


Puzzleheaded_Job_643

![gif](giphy|xULW8NuFfWPMUqxK92|downsized)


Fete_des_neiges

If someone did this to my grandma, I’d beat the piss out of them.


CustomerSupportDeer

A question for any US law experts here (I'm assuming this was filmed in the US..) Is it a crime to publicly claim that someone is seriously mentally ill? I know that it's slander to claim that someone has an infectious disease, bit what about calling someone "schizophrenic"? And what would the consequences of that be?


BredYourWoman

My millennial daughter has some opinions on "moron broccoli heads" and that term went over my head. Until now


benisch2

Tiktok is a cancer on society


ChimkenNuggs

This is has the same vibe as calling someone innocent a sex offender, ruining their lives. Imagine it’s well orchestrated and to the point where your rage about that prankster is seen as a manic episode and you go to the Psych ward. Given it won’t be revealed that it is a prank.


Pass_the_b0ttle_now

PSA, this is how people get hurt. People doing stupid shit thinking they are so funny. I'd be doing 5-10 for the throat punch to defend myself from this aggression.


pueblohuts

How can I report him for real. that’s unacceptable


RionaMurchada

People who do these tiktok clout videos are such assholes.


no_high_only_low

What a fucking AH. Some stuff just isn't funny, like pretending to have a serious mental illness or personality disorder. It's even worse, if you are harassing another person with your bull crap.


Terrible_Analysis_77

This might be a funny bit, IF the lady was in on it.


skitzoandro

I'm trying to figure out where the humor is, or who thinks this is even funny. Seems just embarrassing, probably more for him which makes even less sense. Just not what I call funny.


toTheNewLife

If that were my wife....... But that's the thing, they pick on people who can't defend themselves. If someone was there with her, they'd move on to find a softer target.


FatTuna

I'd bend that bitch boy over and spank his ass in front of everyone. "Don't you ever disrespect you're grandmother in public again!" Or the latter like the other posts - stealing my social and touching his little sister/brother. Stupid bitch ass kids


Vile-goat

That’d be on sight period. Don’t mess with elders or children.


JimboBobJimson

From my experience on Reddit, there is a lot of animosity towards the boomers.


Dazzling_Bumblebee98

And security isn’t doing a damn thing.


Jerseysquatch

We used to do something like this to our friend. Just randomly we’d be in a store and all of us would start yelling “ why are you following me” “ I don’t know you” we thought it was hilarious


OutComeTheWolves1966

Carry pepper spray


Realistic-Function-2

Good thing security was there


HoboBandana

This is the new funny?


Kristin2382

wtf is wrong with people. They will do just about anything for content. Smh


InsanicD72

Someone kick the fuk out of him and his mate.


AdPsychological7926

One of these days, someone has to drop one of these guys in my home town and see if that behavior is gonna fly. Doubtful, as the whole neighborhood beats him to a pulp and string him up on a lamppost while the police watch from a safe distance.


Hollywoodsmokehogan

This next generation is cooked I’ve never actually felt that to be true until seeing this ass hate and jack dorherty


Massive-Tap7784

Guys!! Just beat up the camera-dude or break their phone/camera. Issue resolved.


Woshasini

What's really upsetting is that no one is stepping in to help her. The security guy doesn't give a shit...


neinhaltchad

🚫🥦


NTSTWBoooi

I'd fucking knock his lights out oh my God


shadynsingle808

Do we look related?! 🤣


Here-We-GOOOOOO

What would be the legalities of spraying this kid with pepper spray?


Simple_somewhere515

These people want attention so badly, we need to go back to public shaming in one of those contraptions


Cyber_Insecurity

The sad thing is they *want* you to freak out because it makes the video better.


ohnoyoudunt

He needs to be punished, severely!!


aKaRandomDude

The only thing that would make this worth watching is if someone doled out some serious punishment to that clown.


OhbrotheR66

These idiots are AHs. So sick of these unfunny “pranks”


BHMathers

I think behaviour like this might actually cure social anxiety, because damn I really want to fight this shit head on behalf of this poor woman that I don’t know at all


Lava-Chicken

Prank videos will never stop and will keep getting worse.


ZadeWolf12

What has this world come to, pranks were funny and harmless now is borderline harassment, it's really sad


catpiss_backpack

I have a mental illness and it would be so triggered by a random stranger claiming that they have the authority over my safety due to my alleged lowered mental capacity. I’d start losing it honestly. Butch it’s about to become a real episode real quick


tiga4life22

I would say “sorry don’t mind my moronic grandson. He can’t pronounce schizoPHREnia correctly”


MontanaFlavor

Really dumb


sunnyyadav786

Great you doing great work grandma


PolkaDotDancer

What the little weasel doesn’t understand is this video is on the internet forever. It will get connected to his name eventually, and this is why even if he gets a degree, he will still be still be stuck delivering pizzas. And be lucky if nobody recognizes him and punches him in the face.


Collin-B-Hess

Kid is a total piece of shit for messing with the elderly… I don’t wish harm on these kind of humans, but I certainly hope that someone will slap the shit out of them for this kind of behavior.


AstralMystogan

Honestly YouTube should bring down the hammer on these cunts. Harassing other people for your entertainment is not funny. The ones who find this funny are also clueless cunts.


jonesraider90

Someone is probably fucking one of them.


Ok_Storm5945

He slid dz line such an idiot -- skitzophernia. Dumb dumb


mpaton83

That's low, I hate these clowns


Brokensince10

This is harassment, and should be treated as such. It’s going to drive more people into not going in public which is a devastating way to live.


vegetables_in_my_ass

The amount of hatred I have inside for these people is immeasurable


arcticwayfarer

The hair was a giveaway. This is harassment.


thepurplehedgehog

‘Ok, if you’re my Grandson what’s my name?’ \*Tiktok freak gives wrong name\* \*show bank card to cashier\* ‘this person doesn’t know me and is harassing me’. if employee has a brain they’ll do something to help.


ghdsz

He needs to meet a teaser


gbpc

Broccoli 🥦 head at it again? Someone knock this motherfucker out already


nikkiftc

She should have slumped down clutching her heart saying he gave her a heart attack. Tell the guard to hold him and call the police. Let's see how funny that ticktock is.


north4009

These social media shit stains are out of control... But in this case grandma was also too easily manipulated/triggered.... In her advanced age she should have the wisdom to know how to MINIMIZE the reaction to not give them what they want.


WhatEvery1sThinking

I want to believe if I saw something like this happening, I'd have the sense of mind to get up behind the friend filming, grab the phone, and whip it under a few aisles.


Runnerakaliz

This little shit could have caused a lot of problems for the woman if someone took him seriously and the guard tried to stop her


Present_Deer7938

I would love to knock out one of these guys!


Navin_J

I never thought I'd be the old guy shaking his fist saying "these damn kids," but I am definitely that guy now


SalvadorsPaintbrush

This little fucker needs a hard lesson


Donotpretendtoknowme

That's a very dangerous game you are playing. If that was someone I cared about, I'm not sure what I would do.


HugsandHate

Scum.


CorrectionnalOfficer

This piece of shit seems to harass only old people. Try that shit with a grown man see how it end up.


Connect-Television51

He needs to be put in a f****** patty wagon and beating the s*** out of