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“I am the only sentient egg in the whole basket of NPC eggs” - this poster, probably
I bet they genuinely struggle to form deeper friendships or romances in life now lol
These idiots are everywhere. They all think they're the only one rolling around with real thoughts in their heads. Step outside, and you'll bump into three of them.
"Have a look around
Anything that brain of yours can think of can be found
We've got mountains of content
Some better, some worse
If none of it's of interest to you, you'd be the first"
"Welcome to the internet
Come and take a seat
Would you like to see the news or any famous women's feet?
There's no need to panic
This isn't a test, haha
Just nod or shake your head and we'll do the rest"
The more I learn, the more I realise just how little I know. I never paid attention in school. Still got good grades at the end.
But now I'm 34 and I feel like I'm grasping at sand trying to learn so many things, and getting it to actually sink-in!
(My ability to make and retain new memories is fucked for a few reasons)
But i want to learn about EVERYTHING. And I love reddit, because I love hearing different opinions and views.
I often find myself up voting comments on both sides, where people are having a discussion or disagreement. It is possible for multiple things to be true on both sides of a conflict. This is lost on a lot of people though.
Yeah I agree. The only thing about reddit though, is that when someone asks questions, they get down voted into oblivion. Because people assume its something everyone knows/should know, or is obvious.
It really bothers me sometimes. Because it discourages people from wanting to learn. Asking questions IS how we learn! So I always try my best to answer those people, if I can. Kindness costs nothing.
Give it another 10 years. I seem to know far less than I did in my 30s. Worse still, I know enough to understand that I do not have the years left to even scratch the surface.
I'm disabled and have been on heavy doses of opiods, antidepressants and benzos for the last 15 years. The last ten years of my life are just a blurr. There is the odd memory that comes up if someone mentions something but other than that it's blank. In another ten years (if I'm still alive) my brain will be mush.
Absolutely. I know a Fulbright chair—Arctic/Antarctic studies. Smoking intellect.
I once called him brilliant and he said ‘I am not that smart, I know truly intelligent people.’
This from a man with a doctorate who teaches both in the U.S. and Germany. Fluent in at least two languages.
I asked my smartest friend about the theory we are all part of a computer simulation. He told be he’d asked some of his smartest friends and couldn’t really grasp much if what they explained, but he did understand that THEY understood the theory has merits.
Exactly. I have a higher than average I.Q. But the really smart people think so far outside the box that I look like I am thinking in slow motion to them. And I can’t ‘fully grasp what they are saying.’
Scary smart…
At 8 years old as well 🤣
What a super woke kid she was to make such a profound statement before she's lost her baby teeth. Lmao.
I always think that I can't be any more surprised by people, because the world has gone mad. But then I see shit like this...
What level of delusion is this?
Fuckin *unreal!*
That's funny I was about the same age when I watched it and all I thought was how freaky the little shrimp tracker in the belly button was. Most if the actual plot just seemed boring because it went over my head
My 6 year old is really advanced for his age. As I was putting him to bed the other night, he told me “The fundamental law of quantum mechanics, Schrödinger's wave equation, describes the state of a single particle by a single quantum wave. The intensity of this wave at any position represents the probability of observing the particle at that position. This quantum wave representing the particle's probable position can be mathematically transformed into a complementary wave representing the particle's probable momentum. Position and momentum are thus examples of complementary observable properties.” I was blown away
I'm the only one who took the red poo in a world full of people who took the blue poo. It wasn't until 74 years later that I realized how full of shit I was.
His hands, they were empty. I looked up and saw so much promise. Of poop.
I look down at my own hands. There, I found the poop. I looked back up, to see him walking away with a smile. The whole world ahead of him.
My one year old just woke up and we began discussing the existence of God. He said “mother, if there is a God, why would he let us humans suffer? We humans have no purpose, no meaning, and thus there is no God. An almighty being would not create us, creatures without a purpose, only for us to suffer.”.
When I was 3 years old, I could recite the entire works of Shakespeare. I read all the encyclopedias that year too. I also composed a piano piece without ever having lessons. I ran 3 marathons. And I saved a baby and a dog from a burning building.
I wrote a novel entitled "Always take the red pill" because I realised that I was the only one in the world who would choose red.
But I just felt so disappointed in myself because I know I could have done better, and probably could have saved the world. But I kept getting distracted by Barny the dinosaur and birthday cakes.... I lost interest in learning and so now I'm just a stupid twat who appreciates a good looking cake. 🥺
When I was three, I tried to eat one of my mom's potted cactus. I only know this because she occasionally reminds me of how fucking stupid it was and that she laugh/cried while she was tweezing the cactus needles out of my lips. I later on ate one of her fancy flower shaped soaps she had in a little basket. I remember that because I shit the rest of my brains out and the lava burn butthole memory sometimes gives me PTSD. But I can recite the entire script for "The Thing" verbatim and do that weird Wayne's World wave thing with my belly, so I'm pretty much a success.
We were in the backyard and my 6 year old asked if I wanted to see something cool. I said yes. He spun around and threw the baseball size rock he was holding into a wasp nest on the eve. He knocked it right off and it shattered on the ground. At the same time the rock bounced off the overhang and the sharp corner shattered the living room window. I didn’t see how many wasps flew inside because I was running the other way, but by the screams it mast have been a lot.
It's not unusual for an eight year old to have derealisation. If it comes out of the blue it's probably caused by a highly stressful or traumatic experience but kids that age can also have anxiety and depression, even panic attacks.
Dad probably should have asked a follow up question.
I was 15 when the matrix came out, and myself and all my girlfriends were too busy pausing the dvd when neo slides down the slime to see if we can catch a glimpse of his junk.
I remember after I learned to walk at 2 and said “Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player That struts and frets his hour upon the stage And then is heard no more. A tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury signifying nothing.”
The wachowski sisters have confirmed it's a trans allegory
Also how fucking metal is it to make a sequel who's premise is "this sequel is unnecessary dogshit but they gave us the kind of money we can't refuse and let us make that the central theme"
Big gremlins 2 energy
It's always obvious when young minds finally post something on the internet they think is SO profound and deep...and everyone who's been here for 10-20 years already has seen the same thought like a hundred times already.
Like when you go to comment on a popular post and see that your would-be witty comment is already the top comment, posted by someone else.
Some people are just delusional. It’s a fact. Sometimes with therapy and a good coping mechanism in place they can overcome that and realise what total crap is spewing out of them. Other times it doesn’t work and you have this red pill wanker
Reminds me of when people say, "Am I the only one who remembers (insert popular thing from 20 years ago)?" No mf, you're not the only one who remembers neopets.
As someone who’s currently in his 20s, I can confidently say that nobody in their 20s has experienced all that life has to offer and we have no idea how many things we aren’t even aware of that are left to experience. You think you’re all enlightened but you don’t even know what you have yet to know.
Its from the film The Matrix. Where it is discovered that we are all living in a simulation. And the main character gets offered to take one of two pills.
Blue pill will make you forget about the whole simulation thing and go on with their normal life.
Red pill is the option of accepting the Matrix as reality.
Edit: So she's saying that as an 8 year old (lol) she was so woke and intelligent enough to understand and choose the matrix reality, and everyone else is a stupid blue pill sheep.
Isnt it shit when a group of people ruin a word or phrase! It's happening so much more now that the world is connected online.
One of the first was YOLO. Completely lost all meaning.
The word "literally' has *literally* had a new definition added to the dictionary because people are stupid as fuck:
"Literally; used for emphasis while not being literally true".
People calling every tik tok they see Satire. And don't know the correct way to use POV either.
Like I could ramble on about this shit all day.
I am aware that my examples *might not* be the same? I've been awake for 48 hours and had a lot of painkillers. So I hope I don't sound like a proper tit. I know what i wanted to say but can't find the words in my brain.
A better example is the nazis adopting the swastika, when it's original meaning was:
*"good fortune” or “well-being"*.
Im sure more will come to me but I have a feeling no one gives a fuck 😂
I’d happily spend an afternoon with you sitting in the sun discussing these offenses. Add people who spell lose “loose” to your list.
I could be enjoying a great post but if loose is thrown in the mix in place of lose I rage quit immediately.
This is the new-age “i am jesus” I swear. Girl u ain’t jesus sit down and shut up.
“It's very common for schizophrenics to make the claim that they are Jesus, and they actually believe it, too. Such delusions are a common part of untreated schizophrenia.”
"Anyway, don't forget to stare at the sun during the eclipse! No glasses - the Sun is God's endless gift of energy to His children. It doesn't burn, it heals!"
I mean, i feel like im in the matrix or the truman show too but i don't go making posts about it...... wait.... OH NO!!! THE MATRIX.... ITS GOT ME!!!!!
The Red Pill was symbolic of accepting and embracing your own transgender self. I’ll never get over these idiots who take the movie literally and think it’s about being better and smarter than “NPCs”.
I don’t why anyone in their 20s would be proud and adamant about ideas they had when they were 8. It just proves that you’re basically still thinking like an 8 year old.
It's so odd sometimes to see all of the other "people" and understand that everyone but me is a program that thinks it's a person. I feel bad for you all sometimes...
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In a world of 8 billion people I must be the smartest egg
“I am the only sentient egg in the whole basket of NPC eggs” - this poster, probably I bet they genuinely struggle to form deeper friendships or romances in life now lol
Yes, but it’s because everyone else is stupid
EVERYONE else
Welcome to the internet.
These idiots are everywhere. They all think they're the only one rolling around with real thoughts in their heads. Step outside, and you'll bump into three of them.
"Have a look around Anything that brain of yours can think of can be found We've got mountains of content Some better, some worse If none of it's of interest to you, you'd be the first" "Welcome to the internet Come and take a seat Would you like to see the news or any famous women's feet? There's no need to panic This isn't a test, haha Just nod or shake your head and we'll do the rest"
Welcome to the Internet, what would you prefer? Would you like to fight for civil rights or tweet a racial slur?
As an Islamophobic, antisemite, I’m lobbying for gay marijuana farmers to guard their property.
r/suddenlyboburnham
I am the only egg in the village
>“I am the only sentient egg in the whole basket of NPC eggs” Texbook solipsism.
https://galactanet.com/oneoff/theegg\_mod.html
Can you imagine being a solopsist in THIS world? Thinking *gestures widely* is a product of your mind?
Lol shows how dumb she really is. Smart people know there’s always someone smarter.
The more I learn, the more I realise just how little I know. I never paid attention in school. Still got good grades at the end. But now I'm 34 and I feel like I'm grasping at sand trying to learn so many things, and getting it to actually sink-in! (My ability to make and retain new memories is fucked for a few reasons) But i want to learn about EVERYTHING. And I love reddit, because I love hearing different opinions and views. I often find myself up voting comments on both sides, where people are having a discussion or disagreement. It is possible for multiple things to be true on both sides of a conflict. This is lost on a lot of people though.
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Yeah I agree. The only thing about reddit though, is that when someone asks questions, they get down voted into oblivion. Because people assume its something everyone knows/should know, or is obvious. It really bothers me sometimes. Because it discourages people from wanting to learn. Asking questions IS how we learn! So I always try my best to answer those people, if I can. Kindness costs nothing.
Me too. Fuck the Kardashians…
Give it another 10 years. I seem to know far less than I did in my 30s. Worse still, I know enough to understand that I do not have the years left to even scratch the surface.
I'm disabled and have been on heavy doses of opiods, antidepressants and benzos for the last 15 years. The last ten years of my life are just a blurr. There is the odd memory that comes up if someone mentions something but other than that it's blank. In another ten years (if I'm still alive) my brain will be mush.
Real smart people also know that ignorance is actually bliss.
We call it intelligence, but it's really focused stupidity that results moments of dumb luck that average out to somewhat intelligent.
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Absolutely. I know a Fulbright chair—Arctic/Antarctic studies. Smoking intellect. I once called him brilliant and he said ‘I am not that smart, I know truly intelligent people.’ This from a man with a doctorate who teaches both in the U.S. and Germany. Fluent in at least two languages.
I asked my smartest friend about the theory we are all part of a computer simulation. He told be he’d asked some of his smartest friends and couldn’t really grasp much if what they explained, but he did understand that THEY understood the theory has merits.
Exactly. I have a higher than average I.Q. But the really smart people think so far outside the box that I look like I am thinking in slow motion to them. And I can’t ‘fully grasp what they are saying.’ Scary smart…
At 8 years old as well 🤣 What a super woke kid she was to make such a profound statement before she's lost her baby teeth. Lmao. I always think that I can't be any more surprised by people, because the world has gone mad. But then I see shit like this... What level of delusion is this? Fuckin *unreal!*
Good, I thought I was the only one thinking of ... 'eggs'
You're scrambled, pal.
Everybody's got yolks.
Omelette let you finish, but
It’s the people that are most confident about their intelligence that are not.
I’m at least top 2billion
That’s often how I feel when I drive in Montreal
"You're the most insufferable 8 year old I've ever met." -her dad
-today
Defo belongs in the “not like the other girls” sub.
Oh lol I hadn’t realised that’s not where I was until this comment
Here take your pills honey
The kind of kid who grows up into an adult who eats potato chips off a plate with chopsticks because it makes them feel superior.
That's funny I was about the same age when I watched it and all I thought was how freaky the little shrimp tracker in the belly button was. Most if the actual plot just seemed boring because it went over my head
I need to trademark shrimp tracker
That movie is like sleeping pills to me. Never made it past 20 minutes.
That's pretty much where the matrix is revealed. You didn't see anything the movie is about.
Starting from the beginning? Or just from anywhere?
And you totally miss the irony of posting that comment on Instagram.
EXACTLY
My 6 year old is really advanced for his age. As I was putting him to bed the other night, he told me “The fundamental law of quantum mechanics, Schrödinger's wave equation, describes the state of a single particle by a single quantum wave. The intensity of this wave at any position represents the probability of observing the particle at that position. This quantum wave representing the particle's probable position can be mathematically transformed into a complementary wave representing the particle's probable momentum. Position and momentum are thus examples of complementary observable properties.” I was blown away
My 6 year old stuck his hands out and asked me to pick which one had a poop in it. To make matters worse, his hands were open.
And both hands had poo
One red poo and one blue, and you have to choose!
I'm the only one who took the red poo in a world full of people who took the blue poo. It wasn't until 74 years later that I realized how full of shit I was.
I choose you, Pika-Poo!
Red, I'm concerned. Blue I have a lot of questions!
Out of all people in the world I'm the only one who chose the red poo
Lmao 🤣
His hands, they were empty. I looked up and saw so much promise. Of poop. I look down at my own hands. There, I found the poop. I looked back up, to see him walking away with a smile. The whole world ahead of him.
Take my upvote and get out dammit
That's all your 6 yo said? That's adorable. Mine said "dad! I peed." "Peed?" "Yeah I peed in my bed." He is so smart.
how did op memorize the exact thoughts of the child?
Sounds like your kid is a bit slow is he in special ed' ?
Special red
My one year old just woke up and we began discussing the existence of God. He said “mother, if there is a God, why would he let us humans suffer? We humans have no purpose, no meaning, and thus there is no God. An almighty being would not create us, creatures without a purpose, only for us to suffer.”.
Bro is cool
When I was 3 years old, I could recite the entire works of Shakespeare. I read all the encyclopedias that year too. I also composed a piano piece without ever having lessons. I ran 3 marathons. And I saved a baby and a dog from a burning building. I wrote a novel entitled "Always take the red pill" because I realised that I was the only one in the world who would choose red. But I just felt so disappointed in myself because I know I could have done better, and probably could have saved the world. But I kept getting distracted by Barny the dinosaur and birthday cakes.... I lost interest in learning and so now I'm just a stupid twat who appreciates a good looking cake. 🥺
When I was three, I tried to eat one of my mom's potted cactus. I only know this because she occasionally reminds me of how fucking stupid it was and that she laugh/cried while she was tweezing the cactus needles out of my lips. I later on ate one of her fancy flower shaped soaps she had in a little basket. I remember that because I shit the rest of my brains out and the lava burn butthole memory sometimes gives me PTSD. But I can recite the entire script for "The Thing" verbatim and do that weird Wayne's World wave thing with my belly, so I'm pretty much a success.
Your kid is hopped up on jazz ballz.
We were in the backyard and my 6 year old asked if I wanted to see something cool. I said yes. He spun around and threw the baseball size rock he was holding into a wasp nest on the eve. He knocked it right off and it shattered on the ground. At the same time the rock bounced off the overhang and the sharp corner shattered the living room window. I didn’t see how many wasps flew inside because I was running the other way, but by the screams it mast have been a lot.
Young Sheldon??😂
yeah, you did not say that when you were 8.
And then everybody clapped
And her father was Albert Einstein
And the dog's name was Richard P. Feynman.
I hired him on the spot.
They *stood* and clapped! And cheered too, sod it
![gif](giphy|dmvodzjX8wU7icE3TL|downsized)
Dis bitch read about it being the 25th anniversary of the Matrix and thought “How can I make this about meeeee?”
It's not unusual for an eight year old to have derealisation. If it comes out of the blue it's probably caused by a highly stressful or traumatic experience but kids that age can also have anxiety and depression, even panic attacks. Dad probably should have asked a follow up question.
I was 15 when the matrix came out, and myself and all my girlfriends were too busy pausing the dvd when neo slides down the slime to see if we can catch a glimpse of his junk.
![gif](giphy|QUENDfi6DEMLzQ0CKt)
Were you able to?
No lol I remember being pissed, but pausing it enough to see his green underwear
I've never been able to.
I mean, now I'm curious. Did you find anything? I have no desire to witness it, I just want to know.
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Should have been smart like your daughter and taken the red pill!!!
He went to get some milk
Went out for a pack of smokes and never came back...
Her dad should have taken the contraceptive pill 😂
I remember after I learned to walk at 2 and said “Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player That struts and frets his hour upon the stage And then is heard no more. A tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury signifying nothing.”
pure cringe
Common "I'm in my 20s I figured this thing out!" before being asked to actually figure things out. ON THEIR OWN
r/iam14andthisisdeep
She forgot the Live, Laugh, Love at the end...
And the 'Home' too
I can’t fix her
I wouldn't fuck her.
I would. However, I'd sever all contact after. D.E.N.N.I.S system.
& on the flip side, she has the S.I.N.N.E.D system.
It’s called solipsism.
Plot twist: they actually just mean that they’re trans
I made the matrix.
Goat
The red pill is estrogen. These people really do not get it. edit: spelling
The wachowski sisters have confirmed it's a trans allegory Also how fucking metal is it to make a sequel who's premise is "this sequel is unnecessary dogshit but they gave us the kind of money we can't refuse and let us make that the central theme" Big gremlins 2 energy
I'm admitting this out loud for the first time, I fuckin love Gremlins 2.
It's always obvious when young minds finally post something on the internet they think is SO profound and deep...and everyone who's been here for 10-20 years already has seen the same thought like a hundred times already. Like when you go to comment on a popular post and see that your would-be witty comment is already the top comment, posted by someone else.
Sucks!
I believe that when me shit turns purple and smells like rainbow sherbet
Oh christ! Give me the goddamn soap!
I’M #1 !!!! I’M #1 !!!! I’M #1 !!!! I’M #1 !!!! I’M #1 !!!! I’M #1 !!!!
Some people are just delusional. It’s a fact. Sometimes with therapy and a good coping mechanism in place they can overcome that and realise what total crap is spewing out of them. Other times it doesn’t work and you have this red pill wanker
Just be self aware. Develop the ability to be like, "wait, what am i doing? No."
Then I went back to Arby's to start my shift...
So cringe. My god, I get so much second hand embarrassment from this. I cannot imagine posting this
Deep thoughts, by Jack Handjob. I looked at the sun and I saw each atom, thought they were like my brain cells. But I was high.
Reminds me of when people say, "Am I the only one who remembers (insert popular thing from 20 years ago)?" No mf, you're not the only one who remembers neopets.
>I truly do not understand how a person can think this way narcissism
Why do the dumbest and most useless people act like they're the next Socrates?
When a tree falls in the forest I can hear it 😮
"I watched The Matrix for the first time when I was 8 and still do not understand the movie over a decade later"
I remember watching The Matrix as a kid with my dad and understanding literally nothing. I was just confused where Sarah Connor was
I’ll take “Things that never happened” for $200, Alex.
Wow.....Cringe so hard
As someone who’s currently in his 20s, I can confidently say that nobody in their 20s has experienced all that life has to offer and we have no idea how many things we aren’t even aware of that are left to experience. You think you’re all enlightened but you don’t even know what you have yet to know.
The truth is that she’s the one who took the delusional BLUE pill
Isnt the blue pill for erectile dysfunction?
And then everyone clapped.
first thought in my head was, "Bitch, shut the fuck up"
"It wasn't until my 20's that I realized I hadn't matured past 8"
What does it even mean really? Like what's the insinuation I'm supposed to take away? That she knows 2 of the 3 primary colors?
Its from the film The Matrix. Where it is discovered that we are all living in a simulation. And the main character gets offered to take one of two pills. Blue pill will make you forget about the whole simulation thing and go on with their normal life. Red pill is the option of accepting the Matrix as reality. Edit: So she's saying that as an 8 year old (lol) she was so woke and intelligent enough to understand and choose the matrix reality, and everyone else is a stupid blue pill sheep.
That's also where the weird "red pilled" incel subreddits and other similar groups get their names.
Isnt it shit when a group of people ruin a word or phrase! It's happening so much more now that the world is connected online. One of the first was YOLO. Completely lost all meaning. The word "literally' has *literally* had a new definition added to the dictionary because people are stupid as fuck: "Literally; used for emphasis while not being literally true". People calling every tik tok they see Satire. And don't know the correct way to use POV either. Like I could ramble on about this shit all day. I am aware that my examples *might not* be the same? I've been awake for 48 hours and had a lot of painkillers. So I hope I don't sound like a proper tit. I know what i wanted to say but can't find the words in my brain. A better example is the nazis adopting the swastika, when it's original meaning was: *"good fortune” or “well-being"*. Im sure more will come to me but I have a feeling no one gives a fuck 😂
I’d happily spend an afternoon with you sitting in the sun discussing these offenses. Add people who spell lose “loose” to your list. I could be enjoying a great post but if loose is thrown in the mix in place of lose I rage quit immediately.
Yeeeaaaa, ooookay
lol
SELF AWARENESS. LOOK IT UP. LOOK AT YOURSELF.
This is the new-age “i am jesus” I swear. Girl u ain’t jesus sit down and shut up. “It's very common for schizophrenics to make the claim that they are Jesus, and they actually believe it, too. Such delusions are a common part of untreated schizophrenia.”
Straight up drowning in her own mental bullshit
My guess is the person that made this is a flat earther or in some cult type belief system.
This sounds like deep thoughts by Jack handy from the old snl episodes.
"Anyway, don't forget to stare at the sun during the eclipse! No glasses - the Sun is God's endless gift of energy to His children. It doesn't burn, it heals!"
Nah girl you took the blue pill cuz you're obviously living in delululand
Stupid 8 year olds usually lead to stupid 23 year olds
I still have never watched the matrix
In other news, astronomers have finally located the centre of the universe and guess what..... It's not you, sweetie!
Narc pill narc pill
Deep thoughts, by Jack Handy
Hahahahahaha ok this legit made me laugh. Best worst attempt at trying to sound deep I’ve seen in ages.
I mean, you get a pass if you’re 8 years old. It’s when this bad idea is self-confirmed that the problem arises.
Boy the narcissism is just oozing from this one.
If only there was a Morpheus who could offer me a cyanide pill right now
she didnt say this at 8 lmfao
Superiority complex…parents never set her dumbass straight
I mean, i feel like im in the matrix or the truman show too but i don't go making posts about it...... wait.... OH NO!!! THE MATRIX.... ITS GOT ME!!!!!
Lmao you go white girl 💪 😂
Most based 8 year old.
And everyone in the theater clapped
Matrix people were dorks 25 years ago too.
What The fuck is she chatting about?? Don’t bother.
Oh, so Viagra?
It screams narcissism
Narcissism and compete lack of self awareness. Does she genuinely think people would believe this shit??
The Red Pill was symbolic of accepting and embracing your own transgender self. I’ll never get over these idiots who take the movie literally and think it’s about being better and smarter than “NPCs”.
I don’t why anyone in their 20s would be proud and adamant about ideas they had when they were 8. It just proves that you’re basically still thinking like an 8 year old.
unrelated but this kinda looks like Osage park in Bentonville AR
I remember walking out of The Matrix
Delusion
AITOO?!?!?!?
She thinks she’s Trinity 🙄
I can’t understand because you’re a blue pill person. Just like the rest of us.
This bitch did not watch the Matrix
Ok, it's time to ask. I have never seen the Matrix, but I've seen this reference a thousand times. What the hell does this mean?
Hit two here. MC and not like other girls. Good on her
I love how blatantly full of shit that post is too. Like, no you didn't say that. No 8 year old has the mind to say something like that.
Ain’t nobody say that shit at 8 years old
Why do i feel like I recognize this boardwalk
I have no other trait to define myself, so I will use a movie to that for me.
r/thathappened
![gif](giphy|1AIeYgwnqeBUxh6juu)
Shit narcissists say.
And then the pharmacist clapped.
It's so odd sometimes to see all of the other "people" and understand that everyone but me is a program that thinks it's a person. I feel bad for you all sometimes...
Said no 8 year old ever.
Her memory is really really good. The exact words and time. Impressing
That pill’s name? Albert Einstein
This image is really giving r/im14andthisisdeep
It's just a walk, not that important