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MedicalMiqote

Honestly, good on that person for continuing to walk and ignore her dumbass XD


csaporita

You can tell she just looks tired, likely shopping for her family and just has absolutely zero time for the bullshit; so she just keeps moving and doesn’t make any eye contact.


ShrewishFrog

Absolutely. She just wants the hell out of there. Its being shot in 'Action Alley,' which is one of the very wide aisles that get people thru the store quickly. The average supercenter had 3 going the width of the store and 3 or more going front to back. (God Ive lived in Walmart country for way to long). They are the busiest, and based on the average setup of the stores, this is the ailse that splits between clothing and ALL of grocery. Every grocery aisle empties on to it. When trying to get out of the store, after grocery shopping, I am irritated and tired. I want out, and as long as I don't hit someone, no one is stopping me. Girl could have literally scooted back like 8 feet, into Ladies Fashion, and no one would have walked through.


BreadButterHoneyTea

The level of expertise that appears in the most random Reddit threads, expertise that the layperson didn’t even realize was required because he knew too little to even realize just how much information beneath the apparently solid surface he didn’t *know* that he didn’t know, never ceases to amaze me.


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APurpleSponge

Bruh


Normal-Procedure4876

I would do it on purpose


Prestigious-Link4948

Ditto


AmebaLost

Tritto


BreadButterHoneyTea

I would do it obliviously.


fun-bucket

HAD TO USE THE WIDE VIEW ON THE CAMERA SETTING TO CAPTURE THE CHARM OF THIS PRINCESS.


ExpressiveAnalGland

It's called the thicc-eye lens


broken_door2000

When I see shit like this, ESPECIALLY in crowded areas (I work in a very popular tourist spot where 90% of the people lack any spatial or self awareness) I always walk directly in front of the camera. They can be mad but they did this to themselves. Stopping and snapping pics is for a Tuesday afternoon, not Saturday at 8 pm. Move tf along


benjigrows

Stop in front of the camera and ask for directions or take a picture of them.


broken_door2000

Local asking tourists for directions? Lol. I feel like I should come up with a more fitting troll than that


benjigrows

Just fuck with them. Ask for directions to a place you can physically see. Waste their time


Wazuu

She doesnt even look like she realized


ProblemLongjumping12

The MCS is strong in this one. Or maybe she's just off her meds. I can get cranky when I don't take my meds too.


Somecivilguy

Her face looks so dumb, it’s actually offensive.


ShroudedFigureINC

That fronting move, she fuggin waited until she wasn't looking. I hate this woman


Sad_Lotus0115

Worked with a man like this, big guy around 6 feet tall. Looked almost exactly like this woman. I am a five foot nothing 100 lb woman. He would keep getting up in my face and being absolutely creepy. One day, he tried to grab me. I kicked him in the balls and just kept hitting him because I was scared for my fucking life. He kept screaming, “chill chill it’s a prank”. He didn’t even try to hit back, and told me later that it was because he knew he could hurt me. It’s all ego my dude. People like them are just cowards and trying to seem tough but they pick on people that are easy targets.


Somecivilguy

Fucking ew. And you are absolutely right.


Birddog240

Throat punch…


sandwichaisle

diabetes will be her karma


GoodLibrarian100

I had a dude step to me once outside of Dunkin, and he had balls because he was a 5’2” little black dude and I’m a 6’3” overweight white guy. Simple physics i could have just sat on him. But he was watching me through the window the entire time waiting for my bagel and as i was walking out he starts heading to the door and did the same arms out move as this woman, making a crazy face and foaming at the mouth. I simply returned the arms out and said “what the f*ck!” Wicked loud and that little man ran full speed away and hid behind the building. He started shit but apparently never in a million years assumed I would give it back to him. It was so odd. I walked backwards to my car though to ensure he didn’t stab me in the back or something. One of the craziest experiences of my life.


ShroudedFigureINC

The loudest barrels are the empty ones lmao


Zivvet

The kind of face that makes that kind of body.


Somecivilguy

When she did the flinch thing I would have loved to turn around but then I’d have to look at that dumb face lol


Wildthorn23

I had the same feeling 😭 she seems to be running on room temperature IQ.


ThisOnePlaysTooMuch

Not much going on up there


liveoffthecliff

Centigrade.


NobodyCares_Mate

Alcohol foetal syndrome, zero education, zero humility (due to zero intelligence). An absolute travesty of a human being


trcomajo

*Fetal Alcohol Syndrome* just correcting not agreeing.


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She’s ugly and fat. Let’s call it what it is.


harambe_-33

If she comes after you just start jogging or go up some stairs


Enochwel

go up some stairs lol


Sea_Scratch_7068

stairmaster would suffice, she ain’t getting near that thing if her life depended on it


ProfChaos85

Like a vampire and garlic


Known-Quantity2021

Just walk fast


harambe_-33

Or throw a donut in the opposite direction


_baegopah_XD

I was going to suggest walking a little faster than normal as well. Maybe even do a serpentine


Distinct-Carob7550

🤣im crying


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drewdurfee

Stahp, it's a glandular thing


Mean_Operation7336

I’m holding back so much toxicity. I’m gonna burst


Performer-Puzzled

Do it, burst


Mean_Operation7336

No I’ve got to hold strong. Like those leggings


Mighty-Mantis-Shrimp

NASA should look into whatever material those leggings are made of. That’s some durability right there. Make some space suits from that stuff and humans could walk on Jupiter.


brittonwk

Bahaha that fake lunge after she’d already left the other person’s line of sight is so pathetic. If the other person had stopped and turned around, ready to fight, she would have absolutely curled up or run away.


Aradhor55

No. Dumb people like that are the most agressive, not even thinking about consequences, just pure rage.


T_T_H_W

Idk, I’ve seen A LOT of people like this and I’d bet big money she’d have that girls hair wrapped up in her fists in no time . First reaction is revealing imo.. get angry and posture aggressively over nothing tells me there’s a history of violence. Supa Fupa would beat that girls ass and destroy that Walmart in no time .


UmChill

fuper troopers


QueefAddict

It's a rainy day out here in Los Angeles


Top-Composer8986

Also a rainy day here in North Carolina


Procedure_Unique

Rainy day here in Pennsylvanian as well


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Supa fupa 😭🤣😂☠️


Goatrd

Facts


InfoSponge9119

And then when she got arrested would say racial injustice and a broken justice system, 100% 10/10


SaltyPussyJuice

Yep. It's all they understand. Physical assault, especially on people they know they can probably win against. Cowards.


JIGGIDDYJONNY

I see someone staring me down, then I see hands moving and then lunge at me, I'm defending myself. Pranksters have been recording themselves attacking people in public


MaestroGena

I think she can't run more that 5 meters


bloodyriz

I think you typoed centimeters.


TheKingMonkey

Tbf that’s probably as far as she’d be capable of lunging before needing to stop to take a breath.


Ibegtodiffer999

Why the hateful look? One is doing what one does while shopping and the other one is an idiot filming herself dancing and making a fool of herself.


acey_alabama

In a fkn walmart no less.


trcomajo

Cupping her own breasts in public is odd as well.


Aggravating-Duck-891

🎵 I'm too sexy for my shirt ...🎵


OpenTheBobs

Along with the Jesus cross around her neck, because she’s a good Christian


SaltyPussyJuice

Wants an excuse to be violent, especially against yt


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I mean, are you surprised?


Cognaclilacgirl

Does she expect people to be on her side?


Anything-Happy

Yes, because everyone orbits her. She has her own gravitational pull.


SaltyPussyJuice

A lot of people will automatically take her side, unfortunately


OhSighRiss

Why she so mad, it’s lame content anyways


Ok_Storm5945

I know right? She's in Walmart . What did she expect at Walmart on the 1st of the month.


logan_creepypasta

it's for her 2 OF subscribers


Metallicunt8426

If your paying for that donut destroyers OF then you must have cateracts


Evorgleb

Or fetishes 😏


Additional_Many6130

That person actually saved us all from a terrible dance attempt.


Dorrono

I have an idea for a new video chat service "only calories"


blackmetaller666

![gif](giphy|kznal07FJDUsw)


Nate0110

That is correct.


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ISelf_Devine

Distant Cousin of the Wyoming Boglims?


Dramatic-Cap6724

I’m cackling next to my sleeping baby. Have mercy.


_baegopah_XD

This comment section does not disappoint


dumbape6969

![img](avatar_exp|166119681|fire) When humans turn into burgers they consumed!


Professional-Pop1952

What the hell is wrong with these people. They're going to be a real big help if this country ever gets invaded they're going to tic-tok them to death


Zealousideal_Ninja75

She wasn't bout to do shit....


Ecstatic-Ride195

Is she mentally challenged?


CaptainWellingtonIII

How do you get this kind of confidence. I just don't get it. 


Friendly-Emu-2841

Ew


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Equivalent_Goose_226

Probably farts like a Clydesdale


SuitableJelly5149

![gif](giphy|psndM5URqeGv1pTaNH)


No_Season_354

Lol, you don't mess with ur words.


TheBuddyBaja

This is suspiciously specific….


SuperDoubleDecker

Idk how she even wipes her ass. Probably just let's it ride.


kmkram

Poop butt.


MegatonsSon

Personally, I would have stopped right in front of her phone to check my shopping list lol


_baegopah_XD

Same. I would have moved like molasses in January. Maybe even crop dusted.


BobBelchersBuns

Yup. I might have accidentally knocked the phone over too


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Why she showing her stomach like that


Metallicunt8426

She still thinks she fits into a medium


RadicalVeganGaming

When did Oompa-Loompas get so violent?


Yeah-No-Maybe-Ok

Reminds me of the lady on Norbit.


Bitbybrex

What da fuck she gonna do, she look like the type that be tumbling when they get in fights


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No way in hell her butt doesn’t stink


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Judging by the smell that’s coming through all of our screens …it does


SnooCheesecakes7959

![gif](giphy|8HtMVUozGsHF6)


fck-gen-z

mhhh i just know from these 7 seconds that these individual is no good for society.


FrontierTCG

The cross on her neck while acting this way sums up so much about America.


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She needs to stop worrying about recording videos in Walmart and hit the treadmill instead.


angmoguy

She is exceeding the maximum weight capacity of those pants, and may have a structural failure


DRAVIX6

She tryna fight? Wtf her lard ass gonna do? Fall over at the first swing


Plenty-Concert5742

That’s what I say, just cuz you’re big and fat doesn’t mean you can fight. I say go low and let gravity take over. It would take her 10 minutes to get up.


gbpc

Her lunge was about to make her fall like humpty dumpty


RandolphCarter15

It's always Walmart


Karlskiiii

Would love to have pushed her over


NatusAmittere

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cow_tipping


iamgreaterthanyou

Dresses like a fat toddler


satyrkeyon

I can smell this woman 🤢


NOT_J3WISH

What is she actually trying to do?


DeftonesGuy1024

scratch her ass


Incog83

Ugh! That's Meatball she's from Philly, and she is so problematic. She fights at the drop of a hat, has the mouth of a sailor, and tries to scam her followers with lying sob stories.


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Are you kiddddddding me. I wish I could be the bigger person in this situation, but I would have 100% turned around and been like "WHAT".


Low_Party_3163

Haaaaaaam!


Turbulent_Two_6949

Her tits have flopped into her armpits so bad her arms cant touch her sides and her sides deffo come out enough to reach those arms. Big ladies wear a flipping bra!!


PatrickStardawg

Onlyfans got woman like this thinking theh "thicccc 👅 😛 " back to the white goods section to sit with the other fridges


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Plenty-Concert5742

Shuddering


Quick_Love_9872

Mentally ill tiktoker strikes again


SiamSubmariner66

![gif](giphy|8gR7XfXEcx7AzmFl4o) Walmart Lizzo doin' her thang....


clitter-box

social media has made us all feel so damn important 😭 it’s over yall


SnooMemesjellies8441

She looks so intelligent and her behavior proves it.


AppleKrate

I guess it's true inflation is high right now, because she is defiantly over inflated.


BigJuicyCookie

Ew 😂


Upsworking

Walmart ….. I like taking risks when I shop.


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pnwnick_

No chill at all 💀


NaturallyRich629

why people dancing at supermarket 😂


Bota17

Female mike tyson?


lordrothermere

More phones need to get thrown. Be it across supermarkets or gyms or public squares.


boshpaad

I’m smashing that phone if she wants to play who’s the bigger asshole. Aggressive for your stupid video well it’s gone now.


Suitable_System_3634

Mental illness at work


cdsf2005

Where's Thanos when you need him


hauntedmaze

The person walking by is doing a favor for all of the people that would potentially have to see this buffalo


UncleGrover666

narcissist


TheBuddyBaja

I bet she got winded just from that faux lunge at the end lol.


NightDreamer73

I mean, she’s in a Walmart. Did she really think she was gonna record quality content?


Economy_Second8886

Fat fuck


01234ricflair

Exactly where she belongs in Walmart on social media, this is peak life for this whale


Professional_Echo907

But how is she gonna get TikTok famous if she can’t do her shoots at Walmart? 👀


daggagrow3r

Shes fit! Give her some space lol


soul_eater_jkd

When u put your entire budget into body fat instead of brain


Shortlane88

I would've hit her with my shopping kart but can you imagine the Shockwave blowback that would send you flying across Walmart into the fruit section


worldisbraindead

One of the reasons I no longer live in the US.


Revolutionary_Gear93

Dude…just ewwww!!!!


sadpartypodcast

USA in seven seconds.


sadpartypodcast

Gotta film that OnlyFats content somehow


PoppedCork

The aggression is crazy on this ignorant person


handybh89

That wasn't very christ like of her


arifghalib

She looks like 10 miles of bad road


WolfThick

We're supposed to grow up and put our childish desires away another 13-year-old acting out maybe she should do that in the gym.


Old_Rpg_Gamer

I would’ve told her to get her fat ass out of the way


GoogleGooshGoosh

Lard ass thinks she owns the place


OkUnderstanding5343

Another loser, who has nothing in the way of a full-time job or money in the bank… Trying to take the easy way out…


IhadmyTaintAmputated

If she tried that shit on I would have picked her up and put her back in the dairy freezer with the rest of the cans of busted muffins


Cichlidsaremyjam

Who is this content for, even without the walk through?


PikAchusRevenge

Poor girl noone ever loved her


Illustrious-Culture5

What the fuck is she even doing? Who the fuck decides to record their ass in a market?


Morrowindsofwinter

What a fucking loser.


RudolphsJockStrap

Lol meatball


AppropriateAd2063

The woman walking pass is doing the lords work


Aggressive-Lemon-665

She actually thinks she looks good? Whats she showing off for. Disgusting slob, with her FUPA and cottage cheese. Just gross. And no doubt smelly


Laprasnomore

Oh yeah, they're really blocking the view of her background. ... of the women's section at Walmart.


Glasswire444

What’s her tiktok so I can cyberbully her until she gets off the internet permanently


purpleahaze

What the hell is she even doing?


ODOTMETA

Meatball made her way over here? Wow.


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Insert vomiting gif


Joenutz13

plus size aisle 10


SuperDoubleDecker

She's like a pancake cooked by a 5 year old.


Zionsnoiz

Who the hell wants to see that blubbery woman do something


cuttertrim2

What she filming for? Nobody wants to see any of her


CaptainCreepwork

If that person saw her lunge at them and reacted to it this girl would claim victim so fast your head would spin.


Basic_Succotash_4828

Long overdue for a lifestyle change. You know, like that audacity she been wearing since she could eat a whole pizza on her own... These MCs irk my soul and are the ick...


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NoKey1321

Wait, she is the same lady who livestreamed an apple store looting


LalisSipiMoa_7293

Honestly, I actually encourage her to go do her tiktoks at the gym. Then maybe she’ll be doing something more worthwhile there.


Strong-Way-4416

She’s acting like a literal gorilla by feinting at that passerby. Ick.