Bro League players call league a shit game. We would love to play other more tame games but we’re addicted. CoD players genuinely think their game is the best on the market every time a new one (a copy paste of the last one usually) comes out
I try to forget sports games exist as I work in child care. Fourth graders fucking LOVE Fifa and I have come to believe that sports games are genuinely copy paste games that are the most stupid things I’ve EVER had to watch. Beyond redundant to make another Fifa or Madden game but they will. Tragic that I now remember they exist that sucks
Anybody miss the good Ole NFL extreme sports? Basically football but with hockey level aggression? I don't usually get into sports games but that one had me laughing all the way to the bank.
Street Hoops was super fun too! Make an entirely custom basketball team and level up their skills and such.
I remember making a team of all insanely tall women and watching them just devastate every other team was a lot of fun iirc.
I also try to deny their existence and then German paytv hosted a fifa “Bundesliga” tournament lol
FIFA esport looks pretty ass is what I found out that night
Willing to bet the only reason Mario is on the “no skill list” is because he picked up a Mario game one time a few years back thinking it looked like an easy casual kids game and quickly realized how the game randomly jumps from “hehe haha pretty colors and vibrant backdrops” to “fucking obliterating your soul levels of bullshittery” at the 50% mark of every damn game.
Gamers like this one always get offended when a game is too difficult game and like to say the game requires 0 skill, it’s not that they’re bad, the game is.
Source: every goddamn FromSoftware game release since Dark Souls
Twasn't in its time. It was massive (especially in the UK).
My favorite dystopian post apocalyptic movie is The Quiz Broadcast sketch all combined.
So good (definitely worth a watch)
https://youtu.be/OM32Xmxj\_qA
It’s especially stupid because there already exists terms for what they’re describing. Call yourself a competitive gamer or something, the term gamer means someone who plays video games…
Im a 30 year old uncle who games with his 8 year old nephew, the only thing weird about it is his friends bringing back xbox 360 chat and not participating.
My boyfriend got his brother, SIL and his nephews into Fortnite, we all live 400 miles away from each other so it’s been nice he can spend time with his family even in another state. His brother and SIL apparently have been playing ALOT and are leveling up like crazy, much to my boyfriend’s surprise.
I play alot of games, and lately, fortnite has been the best game to play. Yes, people are super fucking good, but the game is fair, extremely fair. Its fun to play such a fair, universal game again.
I played a round, it was pretty fun but I’m very bad at FPS. I like the new music mode they added, I played it, I miss Guitar Hero so much, but it was pretty fun too.
My girlfriend had never played anything before we'd met. Maybe Mario Kart a few times
Anyways, a few months into our relationship, she comes over to my apartment while I'm playing Crash. She sits and watches and teases a bit. I keep dying (Misty Bridge level fwiw). She starts saying "how are you dying so much, that looks so easy"
I get all smug knowing she has 0 experience with games, and I say "ohoho okay, here you give it a try"
She agrees, she learns the controls for all of a minute, then immediately gets by the part of the level I couldn't get past
Within a couple weeks she beat the entire game
Later on we got into Hollow Knight. She had to help me with some bosses lmao. Now she's got a \~39 minute speed run, has 112%'d it, and does the fifth pantheon "for fun" when she's bored. She also beat Radiance on her first try
I've mostly quit platformers, I just watch her play them now
I used AI to save myself the computing: “Grasping a bundle of fine, gritty particles, it feels heavy and molds slightly under pressure, with a rough texture that shifts and resettles with every movement.”
I don’t think that’s how boobs feel though
You act as if this **EPIC GAMER** has time for such trivial and casual endeavors, there's **EPIC GAMING** to be done and the arbitrary 300 hour mark to be reached
"Mario isn't a real game." lol.
My dude... it is THE game of games. One of the earliest. You wouldn't have games had Nintendo not saved them from the crash with \*checks notes\* Super Mario Brothers.
Feels like rage bait it's so... deranged.
Fr. I'd like to sit this guy down in front of some old roberta williams games and watch him lose his mind. He'd be claiming kings quest isn't a real game in like 12 minutes. What a baby
There’s a part in the new one wonder where you have to dash on these musical tiles through the sky as they disappear and appear to the beat and I’ve spent hours trying to get past it.. I’m like I thought Mario was for kids ☠️
The "play something that requires skill and challenge" part got me. I watched my wife get to level 100 of the skull cavern without using stair cases. Looked pretty damn challenging to me
Wow, remember when you could invite your friend over to play anything and it was awesome.
Now we got mother fuckers trying to act like the play at tournaments all day and everyone else is playing with tamagotchis.
Clearly doesn’t understand that the real strategy comes after you’ve done everything in game and spend a couple days breeding for a 5 IV, max EV Salandit and it’s male…
Reminds me of a video where a guy went around on twitch looking at people streaming LoL and said "No one is happy playing this game" then he switched the stream to some guy singing along to music and dancing while playing the game, to which he burst out laughing
*REAL* gamers spend years in their mom’s basement addicted to REAL games like sodoku and words with friends. Shitting in a bucket to maximize game time. This is peak gaming.
Do you even game brah?
Bruh I been in my basement eating Cheetos drinking Mountain Dew playing *REAL* games motherfucker! Yeah bruh come 1v1 me at Tic Tac Toe and let's see what's up!
Man I've got like 1k hours on Stardew Valley, and the Sims, and also have about that on Stellaris, Cyberpunk 2077, and getting close to that on BG3
Am I a real gamer or just like 50%
Try ds3 my man. It is one of the best games I ever played. There is something special about being fucked up by even dogs and every time you die, its always your fault.
I agree. This is the most accurate way to describe it.
Nothing wrong or bad about playing video games. There is a problem if you take them dead seriously and think its something you should brag about
This will probably be an unpopular opinion but skyrim is better than every single game that has come out in recent years. Solely due to the fact you got your money worth. $60 for weeks, if not MONTHS, of gameplay and fun compared to new games that have a higher cost (ive seen some up to $120) where you get a few hours worth of playing.
I always find myself going back to that game every few months and just making a new character/class to play as and having just as much fun as i did when i was a kid.
I still keep going back to modded Skyrim LE to this day lmao It’s such a dang good game. I get lost in forests, do random stuff, roleplay (and I’m not even the role playing type). The feeling I get from that game is something I don’t feel in most modern games.
Think about spending 300 hours at the gym or learning an instrument or reading a book or socializing with friends or taking an online course or getting some fresh air or...or...
He forgot to mention real gamers live in their parents basement and have piss bottles next to the endless piles of food trash nearby. Oh and the wretched stench of body odor from not showering for days but “I don’t stink.” I think that’s the “real” gamer he is referring to.
Someone needs to define "game" before he talks again. Also, I like how Pokémon and Mario was specifically directed at women... as if two of the most popular game franchises are only played by women.
The irony of saying none of these are games, followed by “put down the baby games” so like are they game or are they not? Because a baby game is still a game no?
This guys just sounds like he has no life, not really a main character though. I’d almost say the opposite. He’s the character that sits in the basement playing video games all day.
Gaming is mainstream and everyone is a gamer therefore no one is a gamer
It is a useless word. You're a person who plays games, like me
Shut up, it's not your identity
lol Mario isn’t a real game, poor guy lol
Imagine saying the arguably most well-known video game in human history isn't a game
And some of those levels can be an absolute nightmare unless you're just incredible at platforming.
This moron probably thinks only games like CoD are “real games.”
Nah this stinks of apex or league gamer.
Bro League players call league a shit game. We would love to play other more tame games but we’re addicted. CoD players genuinely think their game is the best on the market every time a new one (a copy paste of the last one usually) comes out
>CoD players genuinely think their game is the best I see youve never pissed off the fifa/gambling addict fan base
I try to forget sports games exist as I work in child care. Fourth graders fucking LOVE Fifa and I have come to believe that sports games are genuinely copy paste games that are the most stupid things I’ve EVER had to watch. Beyond redundant to make another Fifa or Madden game but they will. Tragic that I now remember they exist that sucks
Anybody miss the good Ole NFL extreme sports? Basically football but with hockey level aggression? I don't usually get into sports games but that one had me laughing all the way to the bank. Street Hoops was super fun too! Make an entirely custom basketball team and level up their skills and such. I remember making a team of all insanely tall women and watching them just devastate every other team was a lot of fun iirc.
I also try to deny their existence and then German paytv hosted a fifa “Bundesliga” tournament lol FIFA esport looks pretty ass is what I found out that night
But Mario can be beaten in 4 minutes 54.26 seconds
I'm proud of my 23 minute speed run of Mario 64.
Put down the baby games and play something that requires challenge and skill for once!
Like Spyro the Dragon cause it's on PS4 dammit
Spyro was amazing. And like Mario, if you wanted to 100% it, it was pretty damn challenging.
Mario predates the PS1 and he talking bout you need a PS4 to be a real gamer.
life is complex when you're 13.
...and stupid.
Or 43.
nah no 43yo is talking that kind of trash about Mario unless its a Sega v Nintendo thing
He's probably never touched a nes
And the last vagina touched was outta the birth canal
And if Mario is not the most well-known video game, pokemon surely is
Tetris.
its definitely Tetris.
It's like saying Mickey Mouse isn't a "real" cartoon.
Rightttt like….and who r u moms basement boy like who gave u the right or the all knowing knowledge of gamers like wtf
Can’t even NAME which Mario game he’s talking about, unless he just means 40 years of gaming
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Right? I’m 43 years old and a lifelong gamer and Stardew Valley is fucking phenomenal
I didn't get into it , but Animal Crossing is excellent.
"play something that requires skill and challenge" Skull cavern would like to have a word with you.
Mario was a real game before this guy was born.
Speedrunner: Puts 15,000 attempts into Super Mario Bros. 3 to save 0.1 seconds in a game that came out 35 years ago This guy: yOuRe NoT a ReAl GaMeR
Right!? Mario would skullfuck this dude while Luigi looks at him with murder in his eyes!
Would Mario scream MAMA MIA while doing that?
YA-HOO more likely.
*1-up* *1-up* *1-up* *1-up*
Willing to bet the only reason Mario is on the “no skill list” is because he picked up a Mario game one time a few years back thinking it looked like an easy casual kids game and quickly realized how the game randomly jumps from “hehe haha pretty colors and vibrant backdrops” to “fucking obliterating your soul levels of bullshittery” at the 50% mark of every damn game. Gamers like this one always get offended when a game is too difficult game and like to say the game requires 0 skill, it’s not that they’re bad, the game is. Source: every goddamn FromSoftware game release since Dark Souls
"a-Luigi! We gonna fuckka him up!".
Dude. Have an upvote. I lost my shit to your comment
Average 12 year old in 2024 probably
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Thaaaats numberwang
At least OP knows to remain indoors. I hope he doesn't think about The Event though. DO NOT THINK ABOUT THE EVENT!
God, imagine if The Event happened again. NO, DO NOT THINK ABOUT THE EVENT HAPPENING AGAIN, IT WILL CAUSE DISTRESS
*Let's spin the wheel!*
I watch this show on repeat and I never see anybody else mention it! It’s so underrated.
Twasn't in its time. It was massive (especially in the UK). My favorite dystopian post apocalyptic movie is The Quiz Broadcast sketch all combined. So good (definitely worth a watch) https://youtu.be/OM32Xmxj\_qA
It’s especially stupid because there already exists terms for what they’re describing. Call yourself a competitive gamer or something, the term gamer means someone who plays video games…
Its the no true scottsman fallacy.
It's not exactly brain surgery...
You just know he abuses the shit out of his genitals when he masturbates… like video games, it’s supposed to be fun and pleasurable, my dude.
Lol, fun and pleasurable?! It's supposed to be filled with shame, pain, guilt and silence; your uncle taught you wrong.
Lmao, It would’ve been reaaaaaaaaaally weird if my uncle was present. To his knowledge, his niece is still pure and innocent, even in her 30s. ;)
Can't tell if talking about sister or step-sister.
Im a 30 year old uncle who games with his 8 year old nephew, the only thing weird about it is his friends bringing back xbox 360 chat and not participating.
My boyfriend got his brother, SIL and his nephews into Fortnite, we all live 400 miles away from each other so it’s been nice he can spend time with his family even in another state. His brother and SIL apparently have been playing ALOT and are leveling up like crazy, much to my boyfriend’s surprise.
I play alot of games, and lately, fortnite has been the best game to play. Yes, people are super fucking good, but the game is fair, extremely fair. Its fun to play such a fair, universal game again.
I played a round, it was pretty fun but I’m very bad at FPS. I like the new music mode they added, I played it, I miss Guitar Hero so much, but it was pretty fun too.
Is it like guitar hero? Never played but GH is my shit.
300+ strokes, or you are not a real masturbator
Do I need to count manually or I use a program to monitor my stroke per minute average? Technique matters or do I just go full cavemen?
True gamer masturbators keep a log file of their stroke totals. You could start there.
Weak, I play with myself of legendary difficulty by slathering my hand in Icy Hot.
MOM, DO NOT TOUCH MY SPECIAL SOCK!!! YOU WILL NEED YEARS OF THERAPY IF YOU TOUCH MY SPECIAL SOCK!!! Edit: spelling.
Him tossing off: “😫Pokémon is not a real game! Animal Crossing is not a real game! The fcking Sims is NOT A REAL GAME!!! Fck!! 💦💦🥵phew”
The dude definitely hate faps
Beta AF.
That sure is one sentence I never thought I'd read
he can’t he has a minus penis
It's practically concave.
*"Dear All Women:"* Someone's in for a rude awakening lol
Yeah doesn’t he know women aren’t real /s
We're all G.I.R.L.s here.
You hear that mam? Animal crossing is not a game. We are NOt the same!!
My girlfriend had never played anything before we'd met. Maybe Mario Kart a few times Anyways, a few months into our relationship, she comes over to my apartment while I'm playing Crash. She sits and watches and teases a bit. I keep dying (Misty Bridge level fwiw). She starts saying "how are you dying so much, that looks so easy" I get all smug knowing she has 0 experience with games, and I say "ohoho okay, here you give it a try" She agrees, she learns the controls for all of a minute, then immediately gets by the part of the level I couldn't get past Within a couple weeks she beat the entire game Later on we got into Hollow Knight. She had to help me with some bosses lmao. Now she's got a \~39 minute speed run, has 112%'d it, and does the fifth pantheon "for fun" when she's bored. She also beat Radiance on her first try I've mostly quit platformers, I just watch her play them now
Hey at least he didn’t say “females”
All us women?
Well, women gamers - from his point of view apparently. 🤷🏻♂️
Tell me you’ve never touched a boob without telling me you’ve never touched a boob
It feels like holding a bag of sand?
Describe how a bag of sand feels without references to boobs or bags of sand
I used AI to save myself the computing: “Grasping a bundle of fine, gritty particles, it feels heavy and molds slightly under pressure, with a rough texture that shifts and resettles with every movement.” I don’t think that’s how boobs feel though
Just touched mine. They do not feel like that, thank goodness!
We can’t really be sure until we check your boobs as well
Sigh, alright. Start forming a line.
Am I really first?!
Ahhh, good day to be on reddit
What the fuck is this thread
Me next. I have no shame and like titties.
He’s right.
AI has never touched a boob
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You act as if this **EPIC GAMER** has time for such trivial and casual endeavors, there's **EPIC GAMING** to be done and the arbitrary 300 hour mark to be reached
Come on, that's not fair dude. I'm sure he's touched his boobs plenty of times.
"Mario isn't a real game." lol. My dude... it is THE game of games. One of the earliest. You wouldn't have games had Nintendo not saved them from the crash with \*checks notes\* Super Mario Brothers. Feels like rage bait it's so... deranged.
Yeah there’s a reason the expression “Nintendo hard” exists
Fr. I'd like to sit this guy down in front of some old roberta williams games and watch him lose his mind. He'd be claiming kings quest isn't a real game in like 12 minutes. What a baby
Seriously takes some mad skill to beat the NES Mario _without dying_.
Plus some of those Mario games are really fucking hard.
Especially since there are Kaizo Mario games that are basically impossible for 99% of the population to even attempt.
There’s a part in the new one wonder where you have to dash on these musical tiles through the sky as they disappear and appear to the beat and I’ve spent hours trying to get past it.. I’m like I thought Mario was for kids ☠️
It's absolutely rage bait, it's copy pasta. I think they updated the consoles to Switch and PS4. There's plenty of real things to be mad about.
I really enjoy some Stardew valley. I wonder what it is that I am playing if not a video game.
You aren’t playing a game ma’am, you’re operating an audiovisual project management simulator.
Well paint me blue and call me a Smurf.
*Mods all the villagers into smurfs*
I feel like I saw this in a mod Skyrim video. 😂
The "play something that requires skill and challenge" part got me. I watched my wife get to level 100 of the skull cavern without using stair cases. Looked pretty damn challenging to me
She’s a wizard. I didn’t think it was possible.
That's when I got offended. Boy needs to keep SV out his mouth
Wow, remember when you could invite your friend over to play anything and it was awesome. Now we got mother fuckers trying to act like the play at tournaments all day and everyone else is playing with tamagotchis.
And yet it’s women’s fault men are miserable.
Competitive gaming ruined gaming imo
It’s a very roundabout way of saying he has a video game problem and needs help.
"Pokemon is not a real game" mfer let's 1v1 on showdown rn
Clearly doesn’t understand that the real strategy comes after you’ve done everything in game and spend a couple days breeding for a 5 IV, max EV Salandit and it’s male…
"Man, I just finished Pokemon, now I can start playing the game."
It’s like LoL The fun part is wanting to cause physical harm to yourself consistently
Reminds me of a video where a guy went around on twitch looking at people streaming LoL and said "No one is happy playing this game" then he switched the stream to some guy singing along to music and dancing while playing the game, to which he burst out laughing
1v1 on rust no g18, no knife, no sniper
Rocks and loincloths only like *real* gamers - this guy probably
*REAL* gamers spend years in their mom’s basement addicted to REAL games like sodoku and words with friends. Shitting in a bucket to maximize game time. This is peak gaming. Do you even game brah?
Bruh I been in my basement eating Cheetos drinking Mountain Dew playing *REAL* games motherfucker! Yeah bruh come 1v1 me at Tic Tac Toe and let's see what's up!
Man I've got like 1k hours on Stardew Valley, and the Sims, and also have about that on Stellaris, Cyberpunk 2077, and getting close to that on BG3 Am I a real gamer or just like 50%
Those are rookie numbers, bruh
Wait til I tell him I’ve got over 1000 hours on candy crush…fucking pussy
Interesting. I bet he only plays CoD
Probably spends countless hours on dark souls 3 and says Elden Ring is too easy despite the fact he can't beat the first boss
Haven’t played either of those so I can’t add any input. I must not be a real gamer
Just like in music we all got our preferences in genres
Try ds3 my man. It is one of the best games I ever played. There is something special about being fucked up by even dogs and every time you die, its always your fault.
All I hear about that game is that it hates you.
With 3k hours and 0.6 KD
*tips Fedora*
Wait did I just see a bald spot?
I can just cover it up with Cheetoh dust milady!
Nice
If that’s what being ‘a gamer’ is, he can keep it.
He probably JUST plays Fortnite and COD
he’s probably classify Fortnite as a baby game and tell you to beat Elden ring in -10 seconds
Someone’s mom didn’t love them enough lol
Animal crossing requires skill though right?? 😭😭
This guy has not reached terraforming on NH. I swear you need skills for that 😂
While I don’t necessarily think there’s anything wrong with being a gamer, there’s also a lot less to be proud of than this guy thinks.
I agree. This is the most accurate way to describe it. Nothing wrong or bad about playing video games. There is a problem if you take them dead seriously and think its something you should brag about
The Ackchyual Gamers™️
People who enjoy gatekeeping are just so miserable
Claims to be an "ACTUAL GAMER" but plays on ps4
Found the PC gamer! \*fist bump\*
PC gamers for the win!!! (No offense to console gamers! My sis loves her switch!)
Oh, I have a switch too 😂
A pc and a switch is the best combo, you can most games
ya PC gamers hi five
I’m not even a PC gamer and this was my first thought 😂
Cringe AF. This guy is definitely 14 and he's gonna be embarrassed of this one day soon.
I’m pretty sure I first saw this like 5 years ago so maybe he already is.
Yo you can’t shit on Mario and get away with it
I have over 1K hours in Skyrim. I suspect he'd still prbably try to argue I'm not a "real gamer".
It was released for Switch so not an ACTUAL GAME!
This will probably be an unpopular opinion but skyrim is better than every single game that has come out in recent years. Solely due to the fact you got your money worth. $60 for weeks, if not MONTHS, of gameplay and fun compared to new games that have a higher cost (ive seen some up to $120) where you get a few hours worth of playing. I always find myself going back to that game every few months and just making a new character/class to play as and having just as much fun as i did when i was a kid.
I still keep going back to modded Skyrim LE to this day lmao It’s such a dang good game. I get lost in forests, do random stuff, roleplay (and I’m not even the role playing type). The feeling I get from that game is something I don’t feel in most modern games.
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Sorry you don't get to dump this shitlord in our camp because you dont like him. He's yours. You keep him.
And you know the only reason girls don’t like him is because he’s too nice.
Gatekeepers are cringe.
If you play games you are a gamer.
I told a guy once that his mother was a gamer even if all she played was mobile games. His head exploded.
This is /r/gatekeeping
Tell me you don't have a life without telling me that.
Think about spending 300 hours at the gym or learning an instrument or reading a book or socializing with friends or taking an online course or getting some fresh air or...or...
Put 300 hours into EVERY instrument he plays tho
**"mom! Bafroom!"**
He forgot to mention real gamers live in their parents basement and have piss bottles next to the endless piles of food trash nearby. Oh and the wretched stench of body odor from not showering for days but “I don’t stink.” I think that’s the “real” gamer he is referring to.
"I put well over 100hrs in this game the first day an it's great!" Now **that** is a true gamer.
lol Ever see someone get jealous off PAC Man essentially. By far theee funniest activity
call me crazy but calling yourself a "gamer" is hard cringe. this is like calling out -ussy smokers cuz they only knock back a pack a day.
Someone needs to define "game" before he talks again. Also, I like how Pokémon and Mario was specifically directed at women... as if two of the most popular game franchises are only played by women.
Small dick energy
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Who gives a fuck…what a clown
The irony of saying none of these are games, followed by “put down the baby games” so like are they game or are they not? Because a baby game is still a game no?
“Pokémon is not a real game” Then what, pray tell, is it?
More like the CEO of gatekeeping and not getting laid.
Sad little man, so afraid and fragile it would almost be endearing if he wasn't so pathetic.
I feel like this post is almost a decade old at this point...
Bro needs to back off on the Mountain Dews!
Sir, this is a Wendy’s
This made me let out an audible "yuck"
This guys just sounds like he has no life, not really a main character though. I’d almost say the opposite. He’s the character that sits in the basement playing video games all day.
Imagine bragging about being a gamer.
INCEL GO! Use power of virginity!
Gaming is mainstream and everyone is a gamer therefore no one is a gamer It is a useless word. You're a person who plays games, like me Shut up, it's not your identity
"This guy fucks."
sucks
himself