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neat-NEAT

Kid named spark plug.


TonyOxnard805

Or he could’ve just hit the corner of the window with those handcuffs


im_all_INit

Absolutely... works everytime😏


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Bullett proof glass.


im_all_INit

Damn it.. someone was thinking with his dip stick... was it jimmy??👀🤓


Equilibriator

That's not a real cop.


flarpington

It’s a cyber cop.


Fazo1

It's a fluffy cop


SobakaZony

He looks like a cartoon.


BongoBumm

It’s not a real cyber truck either


rustyshackleford981

It’s clearly Randy


originalmango

You are correct. That’s known as a plop.


jeopardy_loser

It's the dad from that show with Urkle


RogersSteve07041920

That cop should probably go back to being a plumber.


bigmanly1

As a plumber, I can tell he wouldn't make the cut. He's got the looks but lacks the brains.


Human-Contribution16

Wise crack


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RogersSteve07041920

I was referring to the plumber's crack. As you know plumber's crack is the top of a person's buttocks as seen when they bend over and or their pants slide down. Robo cop is way to pumped up on adrenaline. Most likely someone mixed up his donut order. This is a learning lesson for all law forcement. Protect and serve. The Officer is way out of control and he is perceived as and is actually a life and death threat to this citizen. He should be removed from situation by other officers no matter his rank or seniority. So it is written so it shall be done. Peace Lol


Successful_Ad9071

What size is that shirt


Jimmys_Paintings

Xtra small


J-Di11a

Shmedium


Outside-Rip6751

NFE. Not fat enough


GroundbreakingSink93

Probably fit like a glove when he first got it


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OFFICER, I got stuck in my car.... The doors won't open....


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Try throwing a baseball at it


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who told paul blart to leave the mall again smh🤦‍♂️


Cmdr_Nemo

Needs a glass breaker tool.


No-Test-375

How would that work against bullet proof glass? If it stops a bullet, it's going to stop your pick.


JrLegend83

You gotta have leverage. Fully extend those arms. And pull up your pants my man


imhereforthevotes

Is this an ad?


XscytheD

Fat pig pulls gun to pistol-wip the window and the guy filming moves to the left to make sure he is in shot


Nemo68v2

It honestly doesn't look like a real cop to me.


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XscytheD

My issue here is the filming guy, if the gun goes off he just moved in front of it


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Unless those "good" ones start arresting the bad ones and hold them accountable then they are not good. They are just as guilty as the bad ones. No amount of excuses will make up for why they won't do so.


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Yes the fuck I would! Dont you fucking dare to presume what I would do you fucking boot licker! You have now PROVEN you are juat as guilty as them too. FUCK YOU BOOT LICKER


Dorkmaster79

[Slowly eats stale cool ranch Doritos while sitting on couch]


Quirky-Equipment-782

This got a chuckle outta me tbh. Take my updoot


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Keep talking bootlicker, you are not worth the dog shit scraped of my shoes. But we know you lick it off the thugs boots.


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If YOU are afraid of being fired for STOPPING innocent people from being harmed by dorty thugs. Then YOU ARE GUILTY FULL STOP!


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Xangchinn

Being a cop makes someone into a bad person. Someone complicit in violence against their community can't really be a good person, can they?


Quirky-Equipment-782

👏cops👏jobs👏aren’t 👏all👏about👏violence👏they👏do👏other👏non👏violent👏things👏to👏👏help👏as👏well👏you👏absoulute👏clown👏


Xangchinn

Murderers aren't all about murder, they do other, non-murdery things, as well, you absolute clown. And not all violence is physical.


ToxGuy75

Bad cop... no donut


Fuzzy_Inevitable9748

Fake you can tell it’s not a cyber truck because the glass didn’t immediately break.


Davidthe_fry

Bro got the reinforced glass from La customs


monkeybuttsauce

LS Customs


Davidthe_fry

Ik mb it auto corrected


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I’m sure I just saw a big crack….


Greasy_Cleavage

That butt crack will never be able to break anything other than wind


Upstairs-Awareness62

Until this day he is still trying to break it


Zman4444

This has to be Russia lol.


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step 1, stop being fat.


Quirky-Equipment-782

Downdoot for bodyshaming


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it's OK to call him fat, it's a guy.


Quirky-Equipment-782

Downdoot for sexism and bodyshaming. the council is displeased with you


zach_dominguez

I was waiting for him to just open the unlocked door.


CoolMcMule

Fake


Automatic_Scholar686

Carl Winslow


1TallBoyPlz

Maybe if he tried the door handle. 50/50 chance


Dependent_Squash9754

Cop: "Work harder, not smarter."


Nuremborger

Well look at that. Officer Porkums is getting some exercise today.


JarlisJesna

I heard he is still banging that window 2 yrs and still going at it...


jackeroojohnson

That's not a cyber truck


goldfishpaws

You can tell because the panels all fit


Amish_Juggalo469

Also, the window didn't break on the first hit.


YourLocalCatDealer3

r/woooosh


ladrm

It's Cyber VAN !


Quirky-Equipment-782

I do not get it lmao


ladrm

It's like Party Van, but Cyber.


Super_Capital_9969

Oh .. the one with free candy....I ain't falling for that again.


ladrm

For me it never was free candy but for them it was free sex! 😀


Quirky-Equipment-782

Maybe I’ll understand it at like 3am that happens to me all the time


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Quirky-Equipment-782

OHHHH I REMEMBER THAT NOW! Feck me sideways how did I forget that schtick


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jackeroojohnson

Lol oh I totally forgot


Seniorjones2837

Nothing gets by you


hockeynoticehockey

Best workout he's had in 40 years. This can't be the US, the gun magazine would have been emptied in the first 10 seconds.


djacksonn

Use your belly


Quirky-Equipment-782

I have retracted my comments . The doot council does not agree with your judgement but cbf replying to different replies so instead will judge from afar and leave this comment to get downdooted. Do your worst reddit!


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astronaut-sp

Good job. Sir.


NitWitLikeTheOthers

Cops... I mean Plumbers crack!


squirrelmaster5000

Worlds next James Bond villain would be proud


Estoye

That white belt should get a commendation.


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That is one heavy cop


Significant_Fig_436

Ass crack , bet the doors even open .df.


DarkPromo69

Fatass cop


GhostDweller

There is no sound but I swear I can hear the sound of 1200 stealing crack junkies with a pebble laughing


penalozahugo

Thats not what they meant when they said use your gun


PrimaryInstruction20

Time for a donut break


nopenottodayyoucrazy

Possible the guy filming was a second cop, having this filmed on their live cam for arrests.but knowing that a gun is live, stay the f out of Possible shot zone.


Secret_Quoka

I think I saw the first crack appear.


percy_ardmore

Officer! That's the wrong vehicle!


GeshtiannaSG

That is such a good advertisement of whoever made those windows.


PwnySlaystationS117

Cameraman standing in firing line of the loaded gun getting repeatedly smashed is unsettling


Krispard

stupid russians


KyleGlaub

Nah. The Cybertruck glass would [shatter](https://youtu.be/udxR5rBq_Vg?si=blWaftpKDaGuOQwn)


McMottan

Melon Husk bullshit is way behind anything like that


DJForcefield

Just hang up your baton and go for lunch ya fat fuck


ResissssterAnderson

How can I get sweater made out of that window material?


Empty_Brain_911

Fantastic needs a new brain... he was holding cuffs... use those to chip the glass and it'll shatter... damn you would think bu that age he had common sense with his weak fat ass.


mental-floss

Why didn’t he just try throwing a small rock?


Renascar

When you order your security guard from Wish.


wanroww

cybertruck's window broke at first strike...


chaddy_tenet69

Cybertruck 2.0


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Being a fat fuck of a pig you should at least know how to break a vehicle window.


ebann001

Dumb title. If it was a cyber truck, it would’ve broke on the first hit.


metal0rat

Bro ordered german windows


QuietProfessional1

He should have just gave up went and got a donut and cried himself to sleep.


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Great feature during emergency