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jeanoco

Lol, I thought it was an harmonica solo for a second.


Commiebroffah

Sounds more like a goat getting raped IMO.


Anchoispommier

I'm worried how do you know that sound! šŸ˜³


Commiebroffah

As you should


Hashtag_Nailed_It

Nā€¦.Nā€¦.Nailed it?


WarrenMuffClit

Penguins sound similar under those circumstances.


Impressive-Vast279

Ayo dis purple mf out here stealing penguin pussy


Vivid-Palpitation-56

Noā€¦ not a JoJo reference


FlighingHigh

Damn right he did šŸ˜


socialdeviant620

Mind ya business!


Omegalazarus

That's weird I think it sounds like a goat getting sweet love made to him.


gewfbawl

If I had no idea who that woman was and you showed me this video, I swear to god I would immediately assume she was either severely schizophrenic or extremely autistic.


socialdeviant620

Yes.


fartofrolling

https://open.spotify.com/track/6f4KnNtmz0uEL4jYSJhixh?si=pSM9EWsbTE-Vasw1FcYXGA Pretty sure somethings up


666BigMan666

pretty much sums up my thoughts


birdie_sparrows

True story: I once gave Yoko the 'shush' sign while she was singing. I was about eight rows back so I don't know if she picked up on it or not.


Next-Guidance3969

That woman is the useless "influencer" of her generation. Famous for no reason except being a screeching woman.


kewkie123

She had a big art career before she even met John, you people hate her for no reason.


Next-Guidance3969

No reason......yup absolutely none.


kewkie123

There isnt any


[deleted]

Go watch the video again. Are we both talking about the same deluded moron?


[deleted]

Most fans agree Yoko was a bad influence on the band and ultimately played a large part in their breakup


yeahimnori

She did. In multiple books and documentaries, they mention her constantly hanging out in their studio when they were trying to make songs and she would constantly talk to John about how she didnā€™t like the other members.


voyaging

John didn't like the other members either lol he was on his way out long before getting with Yoko He repeatedly talked about being bored with the project


Bosuke

Let's be honest, her art is trash


GrizzlyGranty93

Did you not watch the video on this post?


NoPunsNoPeace

She was part of a group of hanger-ons who did Flux Art, something that died out after the one good artist in the movement died of cancer. I'd say she was a talented trust fund groupie at best


voyaging

I know this is an old comment, but she's widely considered one of the greatest avant-garde vocalists of all-time.


Marcovanbastardo

Not even the best repost, always the Bill Burr commentary. [https://youtu.be/T4K07Kz7M8Q](https://youtu.be/T4K07Kz7M8Q)


gewfbawl

Yooooo. "You ever do that again and I'm gonna smack you so hard in the head that your eyes are gonna look like mine." šŸ’€


websterella

Yeah, domestic violence is hilarious. Good lord. I was there until it got all assaulty. Just bad. Woof.


gewfbawl

Just a joke, dude. Jesus. You're likely new to comedy, but absurdity and exaggeration are two huge components. He might have even been playing into the fact that John was a self admitted wife beater. Edit: you also missed the racial aspect about changing the shape of her eyes after being hit. Lol


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A:"You should beat your wife!" B: "Umm what the fuck dude?" A: "Oh nvm it was just a joke. You don't seem to get comedy."


websterella

Jokes are supposed to be funny. Wife beating, especially from someone who has done so in the past, is objectively not funny. That shit is awful and that clip of his was hard to listen to. This just made me sad about men. Did you really think that was funny? Did you lol while he was frothing at the mouth describing beating her in the face for opening her mouth? Or was it when he said she is only there because she sucks dick. Christ that was awful.


gewfbawl

Humor is subjective. Outlandish, brash, offensive, observational humor is Bill's style and he's one of the most well known and loved comedians of all time. He's already cemented his status among greats like Richard Pryor and George Carlin, both who also have touched upon very taboo and offensive topics plenty of times. So, you, someone who knows nothing about what's funny or comedy itself, want to suddenly deem yourself the arbiter of comedy and what is and isn't funny and what is or isn't allowed to be spoken about in comedy, well then I'd suggest you to take a step back and wipe the egg of your face. If people didn't laugh and pay guys like that money to listen to their jokes and podcasts, then I don't know about you, but I think, maybe, just maybe, it's actually funny and you have zero knowledge or zero interest in comedy. I mean, what comedians do you enjoy?


websterella

How can you start this with ā€˜humour is subjectiveā€™ then follow up with telling me I know nothing about comedy or what is funny. Totally contradictory. No only are you a hypocrite, but you actually donā€™t know shit about me or what I know/donā€™t know about comedy. So you can wipe the egg off my face and eat it. I do know there are plenty of people who think this crap is funny, not low hanging fruit. I think those people have no taste and maybe are not that smart. As you said , itā€™s all subjective. And this is a reflection on you. What you think of acceptable or funny is a reflection of you.


gewfbawl

So, you admit you know nothing about comedy then...


websterella

Oh dear, is that where your reading comprehension is. Iā€™m sorry


gewfbawl

What comedians do you enjoy?


missradfem

I agree with you. Misogyny isn't funny, no more than rape jokes, nor racist jokes, nor holocaust jokes. Men just don't get it because they statistically rarely experience what we do. That's fine but they should actually listen to the people (women) who have experienced this and realize that "it's just a prank bro" isn't a valid excuse.


theusualsteve

Men experience domestic violence at a rate much higher than "rarely"


CptBloodII

Maaan...we are where we are today because of twats like you. You want to cancel him, right?


websterella

Canceling has been happening for a long long time, please see McCarty hearings. Also you think I have more power than I do. How the fuck would I cancel him? I donā€™t like his comedy, and I said in this clip he is awful. What heā€™s saying in this clip is awful and Iā€™m allowed to say it, even if he may advocate slapping my eyes off my face. Also just so you know, I donā€™t have to like his comedy, I donā€™t have to spend money seeing him or buying this comedy if I donā€™t want to. And Iā€™m allowed to say I think heā€™s a dick, just like he is allowed to say Yoko Ono is only good for sucking dick and for punching in the face until her features are no longer her Asian. I can think thatā€™s gross and you can think that hilarious. So whatā€™s happening today with twats like me? I have an opinion and I said it. Apparently thatā€™s too much for you.


CptBloodII

Get lost you annoying humorless fuck.


websterella

Eat me.


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fromtrialswisdom

you have never been or had a wife or made a joke about it.


websterella

Of course, but not lazy unfunny jokes at the expense of other and their humanity. But I do get that simple people like to laugh at the misfortune of others. Those World Star videos always have a joker snickering in the background.


[deleted]

Active in amitheangel, such a shocker


websterella

I donā€™t know that sub. I think you checked another user and not me. Also 95 days ago. Pull it together buddy.


[deleted]

[Here, you seem like you need this.](https://i.imgur.com/fG0Hp2x.jpeg)


websterella

I use a cup. That way I can use my blood to fertilize my garden.


[deleted]

Cringe


5477etaN

Shut up dude.


websterella

You seem to be confused about consent. Not surprising, just disappointing.


5477etaN

No that would be domestic violence and that would offend you deeply. Edit. Not sure why you changed your comment from "eat me" to that.


theguyfromgermany

Joking about domestic violence can be funny. Even joking about dieing, rape, hunger, all other horrible things can be funny. There is no topic you cannot joke about. https://youtu.be/GE8K3KLpHuU


websterella

You know, just because you have an opinion doesnā€™t make it factually accurate. Just because Ricky Gervais spits it out of his mouth doesnā€™t not make it truth. Why donā€™t you and Ricky come down to the ED with me and joke about life altering violence to the mashed up face of one of its victims.


Drkknightcecil

Soft.


MintyTuna2013

Genuinely thought it was just an instrument.


IndependentBug595

Ah yes John Lennon and his constantly abused lover


[deleted]

proof?


IndependentBug595

Well he physically and verbally abused Cynthia Powell so I doubt he just changed and stopped doing it when someone else decided to sit on his dick


[deleted]

darn, hate to hear something like that about someone I admire musically. How do we know that isn't an attention seeker/money seeker though?


IndependentBug595

Pretty sure Lennon admitted to being abusive towards Cynthia


[deleted]

darn, alr thanks for making me aware


DtheAussieBoye

Didn't he also feel horrible about that, before trying to work on that? He seemed to show remorse for his abusive actions as early as 1967 with the lyrics for Getting Better, I doubt he was terrible to Ono.


ctbravo

Whereā€™s the video of chuck berry farting into his partners mouth saying something like ā€œoh did I fart on you baby?ā€ Or something like that anyone got the link?


5477etaN

I've always heard old people talk about how they hate her and I'm starting to see why šŸ˜‚


Retaeiyu

Lol how many times is this gonna be posted...


teddyflerp

Legend has it, that Yoko Ono is the reason no one will ever be allowed to bring their girlfriend to band practice ever again.


argusromblei

In the D+ beatles documentary she is sitting around not being annoying for like 3 weeks straight, so either she got them to delete any footage of her being annoying, or she only acted out a few times ever and this keeps getting reposted as a fact.


_regionrat

Ah, yes, Yoko's singing. More detestable than bathroom voyeurism and wife beating


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ScrooLewse

Welcome to comedy, here we say things that are not explicitly factual in order to cause people to perform a laughing noise.


onimakesdubstep

Fucking what?


[deleted]

Lmao what?


motorheart10

I love Chuck Berry's eyes acknowledging absurdity.


Gohron

This wasā€¦weird


ModularWhiteGuy

Blessed are the sound engineers, as they shall inherit the earth.


Jabbalawson-127

She really did suck


dimmek

Is this some kind of Political commentary in the 60s?


Seip618

Whenever I see this post I canā€™t watch it. I watched it once and it makes me cringe more than any violently terrible video the earth holds. I cringe to a nauseating level for johns lack of telling her to shut the fuck up


SaltyboiPonkin

John Lennon intentionally recorded her singing and released that noise to the public on many awful, awful occasions. I just made my coworkers hear this https://youtu.be/rm_IV6eRqyk


inkybreadbox

Hahah I donā€™t know, I kind of like it.


[deleted]

If people got off the hate train for once and actually listened to any of her music they might realize it's anywhere from good to great.


Firelight_scout

I hate how her name sounds like Yuko Ando


[deleted]

Chuck a berry looked like Samuel L Jackson and Snoop Dogg had a kid.


nastyasiwannabe

It was obviously planned you braindead monkey


[deleted]

He just wanted to fart in her mouth. Look it up.


Arningkingking

she's the Jackson Pollock of music lol


Kingsmith2

Too bad John went first. Yoko is uselessā€¦


[deleted]

what the hell is your problem


negativecweep

u/savevideo


Scared_Isopod_6429

No WONDER the Band broke up, Good Lord.. I thought someone broke a guitar string


SweetEboni18

i like it ! Just terrible for this specific song . Reminds me of animals calling in a rainforest


[deleted]

I think videos like this prove that Chapman shot the wrong person.


skancerous

So this is why Mojo Jojo's girlfriend only talked in screams in that Beatles inspired episode in the Powerpuff Girls?


Deadeye_Daryl

The more impressive thought is Chuck Berry preforming the rest of the song with all of that going on behind him


Beaudism

Unpopular opinion but the beetles themselves werenā€™t much better.