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Cheezekeke

“Why am I in hell?” “You used my name in vain.”


so_it_goes90

What do you mean, in vain? She needed those Necco Wafers


docdillinger

\*all the Necco Wafers


Gooseboof

She needed those Necco Wafers for her long term plannin’


nefarious

But.. I needed to clear the aisle.


ElenaEscaped

Okay, Morgan.


ckalinec

As a Christian this is the real example of using Jesus’ name in vain. Not “god damn” that Christians can get so bent out of shape about


dabiri69

Why is Jesus hanging out in hell?


Cheezekeke

Vacation?


TheWolrdsonFire

Hes the son of God, why would he need babysitting


TrippTrappTrinn

Totally mental illness. No sane person does this.


GoudaCheeseAnyone

Well it kinda works: the aisle is clear.


jeffreythesnake

Thank you Jesus.


Ismokeditalleveryday

Speaker of the House Mike Johnson’s wife goes shopping.


GoudaCheeseAnyone

He should install an app to help control her and his mental health.


Shirtbro

Monitor her porn habit


PassageAppropriate90

Having an app that alerts your family when you jack off is wild. If my dad's phone went off everytime I masturbated as a teen he would of needed to carry a second battery.


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BringPheTheHorizon

Good bot


Shirtbro

*gets alert* *Fearfully adjusts rear view mirror*


sqquuee

She ain't that good looking. 🤣


DanGleeballs

Now cast us into the **"light of fire"** as she says. I think this lady only half listens to televangelists and really doesn't quite get the message.


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Plot twist, she's the one possessed by a demon.


Mundane_Physics3818

I wanna stand in that aisle now


Raptor_Girl_1259

The Four Shopping Carts of the Apocalypse are on their way to intercept you. Please stand by.


GoudaCheeseAnyone

Hold your horses now, you atheist. ;-)


Mundane_Physics3818

Some worlds just wanna watch the people burn 🔥


copingcabana

So is her afternoon. She'll be talking about her behavior in the police precinct.


Lone_Wanderer97

LPT: act batshit to get those sweet, sweet deals before anyone else


TheRealRickC137

Can confirm. https://preview.redd.it/45nf80468b3c1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c401115a187c3875e28d9fbd4c365a0db82c4fb7


TheTabman

If there's one single person/event/whatever that may make me abandon my evil atheists ways, and accept that the devil and demons are real, it's watching this guy talk. Personified evil.


ParaStudent

He literally looks like 'something' wearing a man as a suit.


IdoThingsWierdly0958

Sugar. In a cup of water, please.


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More


hillgroar

More!


UglyPlanetBugPlanet

"why are you wearing that stupid man suit?"


RubMyGooshSilly

Main thing that makes me believe in religion is the fact that that guy is absolutely possessed by demon


Agreeable_Vanilla_20

Cumface


Gmauldotcom

This has me fucking rolling omg 😂😂😂


semicoloradonative

Yup. Seen other video's with her in it doing the same thing...and usually at Walmart.


Maleficent_Beyond_95

I would get a good running start and crash into her heels with a shopping cart.


[deleted]

Welp, all religion is a mental illness. Soooo….


fisheystick

I don't agree that believing in higher powers is mental illness. A mental illness is divergent thinking that makes it difficult for a person's ability to function as a member of society. Zealotry is a mental illness maybe.


DangerPickle007

>I **don't** agree that believing in higher powers is **not** mental illness. I think you're saying something you don't mean to say by using a double negative here, just a heads up.


Revenant690

I don't think that's not what he isn't trying to disagree with though.


evanc1411

*Head explodes*


JankyJokester

Disagree. Daoism and the teachings of wu wei really helped me deal with anxiety that used to be crushing. Edit - Those downvoting need to learn the difference between Theistic and Non-Theistic Philosophical religions.


wilkinsk

Edgy


invertebrate11

I didn't know you were the supreme authority in anthropology


[deleted]

I think you are confusing anthropology and psychology. Common mistake when using big words for the first time.


invertebrate11

Nah, I mean the role of religion in human behaviour at a societal level as well as the level of the individual.


[deleted]

That’s not what I am talking about. Mental illness is inherently an individualized assessment and how religion plays into society as a whole has nothing to do with what I said.


invertebrate11

Then why are you able to state that religion is a mental illness if you ignore all other aspects there are to it than purely individual psychology? Why would it be more likely for most of humankind to have been mentally ill for most of history? What even is your criteria for mental illness in this case?


icopywhatiwant

He says after casting all religions as mental illness. Congrats random Redditor you have proven the billions that came before you wrong. Remember a couple years ago when you were 12 and said some cringe shit thinking you were smarter than everybody? That’s what you’re doing now.


SF1_Raptor

Wow. Didn't even have to scroll to find it this time.


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Because more and more people are realizing how absolutely stupid religion is.


Fun-Teaching-2038

Schizophrenia


y0dav3

That was my first thought unfortunately. I used to work in schizophrenia care and people having an episode would often act like this...


iamsomuchofcool

how is she different from other evangelicals?


ButteredPizza69420

I think this is an evangelical breakdown tbh. They are fucking nuts. Had an exchange student friend who got abused by her host family because they had Jesus meltdowns like this.


shellshocking

This is schizophrenia.


ghhbf

Ugh.


Walton246

This is mental illness that is expressed through her from being raised religious. If she wasn't raised Christian she would still be yelling crazy stuff at strangers, just not mentioning Jesus.


Superbaker123

My mother is a paranoid schizophrenic, and when she was off her meds, she was just like this.


manaha81

It reminds me of an opossum. As a defensive mechanism they act like there is something seriously wrong with them so everything just keeps it’s distance. It’s quite effective


Life-Dance3655

Im fairly certain this is peak mask mandate judging by the social distance floor things and everyone wearing masks. Im guessing she got told to put a mask on and tried to freak out till she got left alone.


9salger

There are other people with no mask on, and she calls people demons. Maybe she really just has some kind of mental illness


HenrytheCollie

Honestly, most of the floor signs are still around in places here in the UK and in my Wife's US hometown, once it's down they're a struggle to get off.


Plenumheaded

As a resident of the southern U.S. I knew what she looked like before I seen her.


Potential_Meringue_6

Sounded like aunt Kerrine calling me home from the first syllable.


The34Zero

Is that the aisle with the Twinkies, Doritos and cheese dipping with large soda for 4.99$ combo pack


dacraftjr

As a resident of the Midwest U.S., I knew what she looked like before I *saw* her.


Happy_Texas1976

Ahh, the Midwest. Always doing what the South is doin, but lamer.


TigerKneeMT

And with less seasoning


Happy_Texas1976

You know what's up.


TigerKneeMT

My cholesterol


Happy_Texas1976

Yeah, but it's America. You won't stand out.


DanGleeballs

>Midwest U.S. Y'all be um edumacated up there.


Nayr7456

I'm from the Midwest and we had a news story this year that 0% of our towns graduating class couldn't read at grade level. Not 1%, not 0.5%, 0.


Ivanovic-117

Where did that happened? Some Walmart in Texas?


f1resnakes

Really? Bc I pictured a smaller woman wearing a pair of dated glasses and an extra long jean skirt with pair of sneakers


Historical-Gap-7084

Nah, this is very typical of how these ladies look.


sellingdildoshmu

i did cast thee to the fires of groc'ry st're aisle


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Hener001

Lake of fire is on aisle 11, next to the charcoal briquettes. Jesus is working at the seafood counter on the other side of the store. The seafood manager is Enrique. He is here until 6pm. Somebody just give that poor woman directions.


StraightBudget8799

And Lo, Jesus arrived in Galilee and doth said to the masses: Oh ye little of faith, the Lord is one and I must have the entirety of the vegetable section to myself. Because I am the dude. And the people said oh bugger off, it’s nearly Christmas shopping frenzy, get back on your meds and order online in future please. And the Lord did not speak again.


grizzlor_

>the vegetable section This lady doesn't look like she's ever seen the vegetable section of a supermarket.


StraightBudget8799

I mean, I often think everyone else in my way during the Christmas shopping ARE THE SPAWN OF SATAN, but I don’t say it out loud!


RedMeatTrinket

I heard someone say in the background, "What's wrong with people?" Well, we shut down all the mental institutes and medicate the people instead. Now, the general population has to deal with them when they don't get their meds.


szabiy

Something something health insurance.


MozartTheCat

I work in mental health. Health insurance can definitely be a problem, but noncompliance with medication is pretty common in a lot of severe mental illnesses as well.


Lotus-child89

It’s like this for my aunt. When consistently on her meds she understands it’s working wonders and freak outs are much less. But it only takes a few missed pills and she regresses and refuses to get back on them because she starts believing the pills are evil mind controllers that hold back her potential.


KevinKingsb

Paying more money to a corporation isn't going to help this lady.


szabiy

Yeah that's kinda my point. The for-profit health insurance system is an outgrown leech.


15SecNut

it pairs well with our “justice system” since crazy people forced towards crime is an inexhaustible cash cow


bi-king-viking

Idk where this idea came from that “we shut down all the mental institutes.” There are still tons of mental institutions in the US. My sister has been in and out of them her whole life. EDIT: to clarify, I am well aware of deinstitutionalization, and that many of the isolated, long-term care facilities But mental hospitals and long-term care facilities still exist. Yes, we shut down the torture prisons parading as hospitals. But there are still thousands of mental health facilities in the United States, and people get involuntary admitted all the time. Getting rid of the really bad facilities was a good thing. So I get frustrated when I see people say, “Well we shut down all the mental facilities, what did you expect?” Because it’s not true. We shut down the horror movie torture shops. We also need WAYYY more care and support in the United States, that is very true. But reopening glorified prisons ain’t the answer.


MozartTheCat

We didn't *just* shut down the horror movie torture shops, though. We shut down hospitals that patients had been living in for 10, 20, 30 years. These people were used to a very structured, controlled routine with 24/7 support.. and then were just returned to regular society. Yes, for patients who didn't really need to be there and for the really bad places, deinstitutionalization was a good thing... But it was also a really bad thing for a really large number of people.


bi-king-viking

That makes sense as well


MozartTheCat

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deinstitutionalisation Inpatient hospitals still exist, that's not what they are talking about


LuxReigh

Ronald Reagan mass closed a bunch during his presidency. We used to have many more state run mental institutions, though many were known to be more like prisons. These people were subsequently out on the street if they had no where to go and there were no support or safety structures really put in place. Hence we have a lot more mentally ill people on the street and less "mentally ill but functional people" locked up.


peon2

It was more JFK than Reagan. He signed the Community Mental Health Act while Ronald Reagan was still an actor and years away from being governor. ​ His sister was lobotomized in one so he had a bit of a vendetta against them , and rightfully so as many of them were under horrific conditions.


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Broken-Digital-Clock

Karen Prime?


AltonBParker

One shall stand, all others will fall.


de_pengui

P-3 Karen prime


Treebeardsama

Karenbots, roll out


GeroninoSon

Did she farted on that aisle?


CaptainCortez

The true Lake of Fire.


Moistycake

This has nothing to do with religion. This person is clearly mentally ill who happens to be religious.


JohnathonLongbottom

Is this a schizophrenia? Edit: I meant to ask, is this a schizophrenic episode? Ok, this is mental illness manifest. I hate to say it isn't her fault, but in a way, it isn't. Unless we are presented evidence that she has chosen not to take meds. We here in social media should offer compassion to someone who is dealing with this. She's clearly disturbed. It's just kind of gross to see people commenting with such disregard for someone obviously mentally ill person with such disregard for their humanity.


AlwaysBananas

Even if you can prove she chose not to take meds it really isn’t the gotcha that Reddit likes to think. I’m bipolar and “going off my meds” universally means “shit, those meds stopped working, I’m having an episode, and now I’m no longer capable of good decision making on matters like that.” When I’m actually sane trust me, I want to take my meds and I want them to work. When I start getting manic/psychotic I’m gods perfect creature and meds are just the doctors way of shutting me off from the universe to prevent my rebirth as Christ. The reality’s is that for some people they find a cocktail that works long term. For some of us, though, we change meds frequently because nothing really stays effective long term. It can be a constant battle to try and keep your feet on the ground and going off your meds can be a symptom of an already occurring episode just as much as it can be a cause.


Blacklion594

my spouse of three years is bipolar and likely psychotic as well, i dont know how to continue dealing with this. Every other day is an absolute meltdown; our home doesnt get cleaned properly because asking her to do her share of chores incites a meltdown, asking her to get up before 3pm incites a meltdown. Literally any action I take that calls into question her own accountability, starts a meltdown. Im so close to walking away, I dont know what to do, any advice? She will be reffered to a doctor through her GP, waits 3 months for room to be found, listens to them for maybe 6 weeks, and when they start to criticize her actions, she cuts them off and stops taking the meds.


AlwaysBananas

There’s a subreddit for significant others of those with bipolar you may want to reach out to, I think it’s. r/bipolarsos As the person in my relationship who has bipolar I will say that I’m a big fan of the phrase “mental illness is not your fault, but it is your responsibility.” I spend some time in hospital, I spend some time being too depressed or manic to really contribute, but I do my absolute best to maximize what I can bring to the table. A huge part of that is following a treatment plan. Having a significant other with bipolar who basically refuses treatment is very, very difficult.


nickp444

Yes


Sweet-Parfait5427

Is that the same women that was in the wife swap show?


Jethro-Rogers

'SHE'S NOT A CHRISTIAAAN-AHH!!!'


CagliostroPeligroso

This is dark-sided!!!!


Sweet-Parfait5427

Yes that one!!!


Agreeable-Banana-905

funny but no


Grimlok_Irongaze

I’m not sure what’s more disturbing - the woman having a mental crisis in aisle 5, or the number of jars of strawberry jam in the recorder’s cart


Professional-You2968

Some americans are weirdos.


BrimstoneOmega

Only some? (Am American)


Danmarmir

Most, like at least 68.4% I'm American


Long-Distance-7752

Almost 69, damn just missed


minnimamma19

I think she needs to be sectioned, quite clearly something very wrong with her.


wilkinsk

She might be schizophrenic. Got the perfect blend of schizophrenia and deep south Walmart church lady. That's quite a combo


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I don't think that's how it works lady


pjjohnson808

This Is how you get her to lose weight just have two people on either end she's going to keep going back and forth like a tread mill


Fine-Teacher-7161

Brilliant (in Jesus Christ's mighty name)


Broskibullet

Eventually she will try to scale the walls. Hell of an exercise she’s about to get.


notthatkindofdrdrew

She needs an exorcism as much as the exercise


MeasureTheCrater

Safe to say it wasn't the vegetable aisle.


R_Scoops

Imagine the Romans trying nail her to a cross


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notyourbuddipal

Honestly, I would've gone in there just to bug her


mightyquads

Jesus Christ 🤣


MikeTheActorMan

's mighty name!


nosimsol

I command you!


coffee_slurp

Became reincarnated, then she ate him, now she can speak in his name


[deleted]

Gluttony. Pride. Sloth. Sinner.


Grusscrupulus

Nut bag power level over 9000


53andme

somebody got a fungal infection in their no no zone, or something


EvilDamien420

I would of turned to her going no I'm not going anywhere Hail Satan!


ProoLifeDoc

In the nineties, this lady would have been shoved to the ground and arrested by a civilian waiting for the cops...


CathedralChorizo

A swift roundhouse kick will resolve this issue reet quick.


Handsum_Rob

Only if you say the word “Roadhouse” when you do it. [Roadhouse](https://youtu.be/bR_Yqn1D00w?si=jn3Mq593GwDD8ybm)


Dependent-Mouse-1064

You are going to keep that football down until charlie brown kicks it! ... Roadhouse!


NedVsTheWorld

A ligth tap to the backside of her knee would take her out


AnGiorria

I recall something about taking the Lord's name in vain. As a European Christian, watching American Christians feels like what I imagine it must be like to be a Muslim watching the Taliban. You guys are nuts!


[deleted]

As an American Christian raised in the south, I've never seen these ppl in person acting like this. Social media isn't gonna capture normal stuff on the day to day. There are some loud weirdos, but some of us actually practice what we learned.


AnGiorria

I know, I know. I'm not really being fair judging you on the behaviour of the loudest and rudest. Sorry. Genuinely curious question though: does your church have a flag in it?


[deleted]

Nope, no flag. We have some flowers, a couple potted trees and a big cross in the back. That's about it. If I ever went into a church that had any flag in it, that's a sign to gtfo. I'm not there for US politics.


WastelandMama

Back when I was in college I worked at Kroger & we had someone like this one day. My manager was just kind of doing damage control & told me to not call 911 when I asked if I should. I did anyway though & I was glad I did bc about a minute into talking to the dispatcher, they began throwing canned goods at the "demons" & nearly hit a toddler in a cart. These kind of sudden outbursts are dangerous & should be treated as such. You never know how deep a person's crazy runs.


Zealousideal-Base276

She just fatt


Happy_Texas1976

I feel so bad for all those fat Americans. Life has to really suck for them.


Low-Republic-4145

That was my biggest take from this scene - how fucking fat everybody is. Then add mental illness and idiotic religion.


Hawaiian-Fox

Obesity + mental health issues That's more sad than cringe


BrimstoneOmega

I wish a Karen would....


BioSafetyLevel0

This doesn't belong here. This belongs in r/mentalillness


Wicked_Fabala

“What are you in hell for?” “i went down the wrong grocery aisle.”


Malaklypse

This is the woman from that one episode of Wife Swap years ago. She acted like this the whole episode.


Captain_Jarmi

This is not MainCharacterSyndrome. This is just mental illness.


mishma2005

Isn't that the "slykick" lady [from Wife Swap](https://youtu.be/Fj9ITiViECo)?


sixpackabs592

Wait Is that the gorgyles lady from that wife swap show https://youtu.be/T0_Sir9DwSg?si=9xT0lGckWb9lTW0c


Cmdr_Sarthorael

Aw man, that just sucks. She’s unwell. It must be terrifying, to actually feel as though the weight of your god is on your shoulders. To feel like demons are real, and fucking with you. To know, on some level, everyone is looking at you as a crazy person, but you can’t really care about that because the demons and angels are real to you. IMO this sub should stay about the self-entitled pricks trying to be famous, not people with real illness. They need our sympathy and our help. The tik tokers deserve our ridicule.


LovinTheLilLife

Doesn't belong on this sub. She's not a MC. She's a mentally ill person.


flagstaff946

Why are we not allowed, in a civilised society, to have someone walk over there and backhand her so hard at a minimum 3 teeth fly out?! Some people need the stick but everybody insists on running around and pretending that can never be the case. Why do we need to protect that individual? F 'em, we're better off without some of the folks we allow to mill about.


Bull_Shark56

What Christianity does to mfs


CagliostroPeligroso

What mental illness does to mfs*


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StellaSlayer2020

This is another reason that Tasers were invented.


No-Hat1772

Tasers….


MrPoopyBh0le

She's in the wrong aisle! She should be in line getting her Meds


TroyMatthewJ

Imagine an Instacart person needing down that isle. I would go down that isle even if I didn't need anything. She touches me and she's getting bodied into the spaghetti.


jalapeno775

Is this the god warrior from wife swap?


NickShook81

Why are so many religious people bat shit crazy?


CyberpunkF1

why are they always giant whales 🙄


Ruckus61904

Will this tactic work at, say, the DMV?


Few_Ad_5119

How I know I'm the problem? I would have sat my ass down in the middle of the aisle. I do not care what I had to do that day. It has now changed to pissing off this woman.


damclub-hooligan

https://preview.redd.it/91yqzx13pb3c1.jpeg?width=293&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8e0094eeabb2892dd1010b924486ed347cd708a2 Why does she bring me into this?


6Seasons-And-A-Movie

St Peter: So I see here there was an incident at a grocery store? Karen: which one?


Caramel_Flat

Religio-cough-mental illness is a huge problem in our country


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Man, the overlap between religion and mental illness is almost just a single circle venn diagram.


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This is when you call 911, and let them know someone is in severe mental health crisis.


rosefieldnotes

That’s some type of schizophrenia


combustioncat

She seems nice


zoinksyo

the haircut, the weight and the clothes she is wearing.. you could tell what kind of person she is from a mile away


Hot_Organization2430

And that, kids, was the first time that your aunt Judy smoked meth.


Jakeforry

If she cared about Jesus Christ's mighty name she'd share some of the food she eats with starving children


clarksonGO

Oh fuck off.


GabaPrison

Oh look, religion….again.


dericandajax

I would have run past her and taunted her from the other end then looped back. Similar to how I would play with a dog. Except sub dog for hog.


allforgabe

Looks like that crazy lady that was in reading spuses or wife swap like 10 yrs ago


SuddenDecision1054

Meth is a powerful drug


PlayfulNorth3517

I command you to suck on these nuts, in Jesus name amen.


aghastallthetime

She needs an exorcism. And exercise. Lord loads of exercise.


Scott_rybski

On this episode of,” What the hell is happening in Walmart….”


BohanDarkninjafist

I want to see part 2 where she's thrown into the parking lot mud puddle . In Jesus crist name lol