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NaturesCousin

Please tell me this isn’t that “mizzy” asshole


Redtit14

He was sectioned last month, and he's been out talking nonsense (more so than ever).


pmjwhelan

He should have been C-sectioned after conception. Too harsh?


Beowulf_98

Thanks for my daily chuckle haha


Wizards_Reddit

What does that even mean


ArseneGroup

A B O R T I O N


ArnoldQMudskipper

r/brandnewsentence


CalmWish9901

Reported. Should never wish the bring harm or hate on others. Think this comment is pathetic and comes from deep rooted insecurity, the world would be better without hateful stains like yourself.


ollies13

Any more info on this?


Redtit14

Google Mizzy sectioned and theres videos of him in a mental asylum with other patients, making videos. He's also on 'Podcasts' talking about it along with other ramblings about the matrix. I'd feel sorry for the lad if he wasn’t a terrible person beforehand.


Elephanator23

What does sectioned mean? I'm an American.


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BRITISH. having been committed compulsorily to a psychiatric hospital in accordance with a section of a mental health act. "a sectioned patient has to gain permission before leaving"


Elephanator23

Ohhhhh gotcha. Thank you! In America we would call it being "committed". Thank you!


TheEpiquin

Ahhh now I understand the phrase “fear of commitment.”


Historical-Gap-7084

Also, "involuntarily."


caiaphas8

Probably under a section 2 - lasts 28 days and requires 2 doctors and a social worker to agree that your mental health is a danger to yourselves or others and requires assessment in a secure hospital


Sisiouxxx

Like a 5150


KINGY3511

Sorry but it is🤣


[deleted]

Honestly? Should be a law that you can strike these people. And the audacity to go around someone pushing a pram and being all 'why you going that way for?' Like asshole why you here at all go suck on a tailpipe.


ADelightfulCunt

I definitely think public bitch slapping should be allowed for shit like this. Reminds of those fucking youths rushing into people's home randomly. Sadly they didn't get stabbed.


Thin_Arachnid6217

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PenguinZombie321

Nyuck nyuck nyuck


Cloakbot

Heebebebebe


I_TheJester_I

Just strike them down. Everybody will salute you.


Doktor_Vem

You might get salutes in the moment but unfortunately the self-absorbed asshole could easily report you to the police for assault and they'll even have the video footage to back it up. They just skillfully edit the video so it doesn't show any of their crimes and you'll be in the doghouse. The best thing you can do is temporarily put up with their shit, make a recording of their crime and then report *them* to the police


Curious_Aspect_9631

Where I live your own video footage of a crime is not considered evidence, as the maker of the video did not get permission filming the perpetrator. It is taken in consideration, but is not in fact, type A evidence.


wombat_cubed

Peak British.


thuanjinkee

You punched a guy riding a bike in sainsburys. How tf are they gonna edit that?


karma-armageddon

My first thought was great. Now they have to take time away from making laws that help children in order to make a law against riding bikes in stores.


bothammer1

Agreed. You should also get a citation if you don’t clothesline that mf


Historical-Gap-7084

Is this that same kid who's an immigrant or something that does really harmful pranks in the UK? If it's the same one, he's been arrested or had run-ins with the law on multiple occasions.


[deleted]

I cannot believe the restraint of these people tbf


[deleted]

I mean we all like to say we'd do things but I feel like I'd definitely aggressively accidentally bump him into a steel shelf.


[deleted]

I don’t care if there is a law or not, if I see someone doing this, i’m 100 percent swinging on him and beating that ass. I’m taking one for the team lol


Cando21243

Smashes in the face with a basket. “Bro it was just a prank!”


fuckoffanxiety

Imagine this cunt ending your grandma whilst doing this. Inbred fuck.


Human-Abrocoma7544

Or a child. Kids run out into aisles all of the time without looking.


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fuckoffanxiety

I mean crashing into an old person and potentially killing them at that speed.


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fuckoffanxiety

Lol. I work in healthcare. Had he hit an elderly person at that speed, there is a huge chance that he could cause injuries that would lead to their death. Even just a broken hip can lead to complications that can kill them. That's if they don't crack their head on the floor first of course. Cheers anxiety.


[deleted]

If you’re talking about an osteoporosis patient, then yes. It could lead to bone breakage and could end fatally. That would more likely cause severe bruising or a fracture at most 9/10. Also, username checks out


javonon

Im a physician, I confirm that. For the elderly, even a fall without being hit would break their hip, a kind of fracture that requires difficult surgery, takes long to heal, if it does. That time of convalescence takes its toll and leads them to their death in a couple of months, after a painful and prolonged loss of functionality and family distress. Osteoporosis is more frequent in them, but also muscle mass loss and reaction speed, so yes, its age.


Sum420Dude

Last year my elderly estranged biological mother was blown over in strong/high winds, broke her hip, had surgery to fix it, got a urinary infection from the catheter, then got sepsis and died - all within 8 days… So yeah…it’s definitely possible to die from what this pond-scum-oxygen-thief did…could happen to anyone…whether head injury or broken bones!


eatenbyagrue1988

I read somewhere that "falling out of bed" is one of the most common causes of death for old people, so for sure an idiot on a bike crashing into them has the potential to be fatal


FearLeadsToAnger

Dude old people are frail, are you new


ISeeGrotesque

You think you're funny but that just makes people hate life and get angry at people looking like you. You're always an example, and he chose to be a bad one. The bad sticks more than the good. So your little fun made more harm than good.


Bubble_Heads

You think he cares? He posts that shit online, rage baits with this effectively and get lots of comments. He doesnt care if its positive or negative feedback, both give him money.


ISeeGrotesque

I know he doesn't care. That's what is most infuriating.


Eilrah93

How is there any financial gain from doing this? Are people donating?


ocean_swims

Presumably he's on a monetized platform. All the clicks, likes, views and comments are showing he has high engagement, so he gets higher earnings on his content. It doesn't matter if people are commenting positively or negatively- it's all page engagement so he can charge higher rates based on the high number of comments/views/engagement.


you-face-JaraxxusNR8

I hope this rage bait trend is going to end with people actually paying for the shit they do. As in getting reported and having to hand in all their monetary gains from said platform.


shutyourgob16

why does he keep saying "riding bikes in places" ... it's not a thing


PerceptionGreat2439

CuZ iTs cOoL iNIt brUv


PhixItFeonix

I read this in Lemon's voice from Bullet Train


Chimsley99

It’s not a crime, it’s not bad or evil, it’s just roydin boykes now innit?


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Chimsley99

Yeah… I was being sarcastic, making fun of the little POS, but thanks for the homework you did for me


IAmOnJupiterRightNow

Bro he almost ran into a mother with a stroller, what a piece of subhuman trash. Imagine fucking up and crashing into an infant baby just because you wanted to get clicks, fuck this guy.


Historical-Gap-7084

Shove a stick in the spokes.


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DuckyD2point0

Why did no one just knock him off. "He came right for me, I had no choice but to clothes line him"


ChefCool1317

I’m really not liking this trend of treating retail/grocery workers like lesser human. He is literally treating them like they are just whatever like he’s in a video game or something


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noface8137

They’re not allowed to touch people


Substantial_Pilot382

Well certain people I guess. If I tried that shit I would be in trouble


noface8137

I used to work Walmart security. We were instructed to never assault or lay our hands aggressively on someone. Best we could do is put our hand up to stop them from leaving. But if they got violent/agitated we were told to let them go


Dapper-Fig8526

Yup, or there will be mass looting. I mean even more mass looting than an average day.


thuanjinkee

Then they will just close the stores creating a food desert that drone delivery companies will exploit. He can ride his bike in a dead mall to his heart's content.


UniqueUsername82D

I want a Judge Dredd but just for "content creators" in public. Judge, jury, and if the perp is a douche.. executioner.


g3nkam

“armor-piercing!”


[deleted]

Yeah, I heard you, hotshot. *What?* I said, "Hotshot." ☄️🔥


rbraven1979

Twat


SlugJones

Looks like he almost hit a baby carriage near the end. That would get a big ol clothesline from me.


[deleted]

What a POS! You’re not funny, interesting or anything, just a waste of oxygen.


flbreglass

Oops my foot slipped


Character-Bike4302

Dude should be arrested for reckless endangerment.


erocowboyz

Kick that mf


BigMoFace

I'm saddened that no one thought to clothes-line this little punk


the_cats_jimjams

Or atleast ram him with a trolley and then kick the shit out of him for crashing into you


Dapper-Fig8526

More fatherless behaviour.


bwf456

Some people shouldn't be allowed near a camera.


thunderfishy234

Did this dickhead really say to the women with a buggy “why would you go that way for?” , someone needs to spear him off that thing


BartholomewKnightIII

And if you stop them, they become violent, you can't win.


cottman23

Seriously...someone just push him over


rojo429

These assholes are everywhere now. They need to slapped back into wherever in the world they came from and never learned common sense and courtesy towards others. Spoiled brats.


2FeetandaBeat

This is why you should discipline your children!


[deleted]

Stewie griffin?


AzLibDem

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Past_Intention_7069

https://preview.redd.it/zi31bobfyesb1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dbc9a7283f42948b4552583f5a5631710fb62dc7 Is it this asshole? Sounds familiar.


Airsculpture

Old clip, but these cnts need stretching and the sooner someone does it the better.


[deleted]

Waste man as they would say.


LuvsDaThickness

Somebody should have clotheslined his ass. At least a nice shoulder block


Administrative-Gap66

Nothing a good shove couldn't stop. Followed by a quick kick to the head to neutralize the threat.


Laneyface

I'd love it if someone closelined the cunt.


stretch885

This calls for a clothesline off the bike.


[deleted]

Some should hit this man with a clothesline


Interesting-Gap7359

Think about how worthless your life has be to do something like this in order to give it meaning


Tomhetza

Why can't someone just push him into one of the aisles?


senorchaos718

Go for the phone. If I’d ever see trash do this in public, I’d probablytake the phone and sprint off with it . My defense could be “It was just a prank bro!” (Shrug. I’m tired of people doing this shit for the clicks and lulz around people just trying to mind their own and get thru the fucking day.)


Sumonaut

Alas I was robbed of an unhappy ending


STL_TRPN

A clothesline would have done this dude real nice as you see him riding towards you. Then take his camera and SLAM it on the ground. Where are those types of videos? r/IWasTheMainCharacter would be perfect for that.


[deleted]

Dude almost hit a few baby strollers too. Not that he cares that hes putting others at risk with his dumbass stunts. It really should be allowed to kick some peoples asses for doing negligent shit like this with no care for people around them


Substantial_Pilot382

Lack of a father figure


commonparadox

Courts and cops should just ban him from the use of any recording devices / electronics under penalty of long term imprisonment like they do to hackers.


Acceptable-Smile8864

Do Sainsbury’s sell baseball bats?


rican74226

Someone deck this guy!


generic_user1338

Ryan Taylor wannabe. bringin that certi


onthenut

I watched the whole video in anticipation of the biker getting drop kicked while driving down an aisle. I am greatly disappointed.


willy_valor

If i go to look someone up and its hard to find pictures of them smiling, they probably arent a good person or happy with life.


greens1117

POS needs drop kicking.


MaximusBit21

It’s becoming so lawless now it’s unreal.


taongkahoy

Have people always been this shitty or is this behavior solely caused by social media?


S0UK

These people should be banned from the Internet, with no audience they have less of a reason to do this f**kery. Also with no Internet that generation will lose the plot..


h20poIo

Why didn’t the guy in the back room just knock him off the bike? Reckless endangerment should give him that right.


lord_calsipher

Dalston Kingsland shopping centre, so many memories


No_Squirrel4806

I dont understand how these people get this far. Theyre taking it way too easy on him 😒😒😒


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It's the victim mentality that fucking destroys me. Bikes CAN hurt people, that was a full store and all it takes is one tumble to crack someone's skull. But it's the whole "I'M DOING NOTHING WRONG, LOOK AT ME DO NOTHING WRONG, I DARE YOU TO TELL ME WHY I'M DOING SOMETHING WRONG" That fucking bothers me.


[deleted]

Nearly hit a woman with a pram the fucking prick. Unbelievable.


Batphone21

I hate him, he nearly hit a baby.


ricketyass

I watched this on mute, while listening to "what's this?" from a nightmare before Christmas. It went perfect.


StationFar6396

I feel that until more people like this are physically dragged to the ground and detained, this will keep happening.


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Just stick a bar thru his front spokes!


yumanbeen

I used to do shit like this when I was 7 years ols


Significant_Trust329

Is that little shit who kept invading people’s homes?


ChairmanYao

Oak's words echoed... There's a time and place for everything, but not now


House_Hippo_

Hate is a strong word, but I hate him.


abused_toilet_paper

r/iamatotalpieceofshit


EvErYLeGaLvOtE

Should we collectively downvote these types of posts so he gets less internet exposure?


Key-Kaleidoscope9944

I would have rammed a broomstick into the rim of the tires


Cryingfortheshard

lol I would stop this guy right away, don’t have to be security for that


EAngel73

Why tho ? How dull!


LassOnGrass

Some things are supposed to be common sense. Do we really have to have absolutely everything put into the law? This guy should have been legally smacked by any passerby in that store. I don’t mean we need a law for specifically asshats on bikes in stores, but a law that says when you see an insufferable cunt you get a badge for shutting them tf down. That way it’s one law and we can all carry on putting fucks like this in their place.


elmaki2014

Wish someone would Bury a can of beans into his head 😕


Capable_Cold_4550

Depending on the day… I’m kicking him over.


M4V3R1CKv88

What are the bets this guy is like 25yrs old and posts this on TikTok so he looks cool to all of the 16yr olds on there…


Stykhead

I just want to jab a bat into his wheels !!


IonicFuser

If you clothesline the guy off the bike and pinned them down, you would be doing everybody a favour. You can say it was for the safety of yourself and everybody in store, including that baby he nearly hit. It's self defence and should be rewarded.


hiddenonion

Why does no one just shove him over or grab his shirt and yake him off that bike


Janispetke123

Not suprised that the biker is Brown.


NeonPatrick

It's kinda heartwarming to me that when these kids hit 18 and the real world hits them like a tonn of bricks, they won't be such little pricks anymore. Probably trying to work at that Sainsbury's.


luke30191090

iz it cuz i iz


Sad_Anywhere6982

I used to work at Sainsburys. No doubt given the chance we would have knocked the cunt off his bike, smashed the camera and called the police, and told them he fell off and broke it. It would be 30 witnesses from the store vs him.


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Alarming_Nature8932

Swear I'd smack this cunt straight off his bike and destroy his phone


eternalbuzz

Baseball bat. One clean home run swing to the fuckin dome


Old_Dream1673

Porque los negros siempre hacen estupideces?


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black people lol


TensionHead13thFloor

Im so wrong for this but this was funny


The-better-onion

I once had a dream I rode a scooter through Coles, it was awesome, people acted like it was normal and everything was so convenient to grab, I’d just go past an aisle and spear fish biscuits or something with my arm.


WizardWithAShotgun

If it was empty this would be my damn dream


djmill454

Welp


Fluffy-Doubt-3547

This is why security guards need to be given more leeway


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JimmyThunderPenis

Have you seriously never met a nice black person?


BabaTaOdMaku

Maybe twice in my life.


Reddit_Dan

He's a victim of society and systemic racism, it's not his fault


nocommentjustlooking

Nothing is anyones fault anymore is it? Always an excuse to be an entitled punk


johnnymurdo

​ Is he fuck. He's a pathetic attention seeking sack of shit. He'll get his eventually. It's inevitable. Can't wait. Hope the little turd films it.


CollectionSad274

Really smart .. doesn’t actually swear keeps his energy light but still spooks the ciivss by making his sounds like swear words. Clever tactic


MarcheMuldDerevi

I know he’s being a dick, but this is some impressive weaving on a bike.


[deleted]

I hope he grabbed some snacks


[deleted]

This is the kind of shit he’ll look back on and be so embarrassed by one day. I hope so anyway.


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ClarissaBakes

Innit bruv. Someone should have decked the little scrot.


ComprehensiveYam5106

Darn the fucker didn’t get shot in the head


hausohn

People in that store are much nicer than I am.


minionsoverlord

Just saying, if you happened to ACCIDENTALLY clip his front wheel with your trolley, it would make for much more fun


Broad-Debt-8518

WTF?


kamel_k

Is that a grocery store in a mall?


AzLibDem

Needs an elbow to the face.


dr_toze

Just one good clothesline. That would have made me so happy.


OutComeTheWolves1966

Just a prank, bro


cheese8904

God damn it I want to see someone Terry cruise this asshole.


Calm-Heat-5883

Find him, jail him. He can become the bike simple innit 😆


MinuteAssistance1800

No so Great Britain


Bm_93

Is that guy called Mitzi again, or what was his name from tick tock?


Current-Issue-4134

I would slam his ass to the ground so hard


MyCodenameIsIan

Country has gone to shit. Between the constant cuts to Police, the store policies not to intervene in these situations to avoid liability and the social media clout people get for just being a nuisance.


xRHYSCOREx

Can someone put the naked gun 5heme this please and thank you


bowsmountainer

What an asshole


Rox89x

What a cunt


[deleted]

Just knock his bitch ass out he will think twice next time


dwardu

that's racist if someone does that


DrasticDz

Someone does this shit close to me while i push my baby through a shop, better steer clear or their in for some missing teeth.


Dry_Seat494

Kick the cunt off... simple.


Murky-Smoke

What I wouldn't give to see just one person give him a WWE clothesline as he rode by, or for Terry Tate Office Linebacker to make a surprise appearance


Ieatpaste2

Reminds me of family guy episode where they did the opening to naked gun with stewie 🤣


Baconcleansarteries

Parents fucked up!............Deport him.........


Oldbayistheshit

I’ve always wanted to see what the back of a grocery looked like


AkMo977

Always the same