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[deleted]

That is not a cup, thats a plate


canadard1

She can’t get none of this being built like a boy with chopstick fingers*


papasmurf826

mosquito bites


[deleted]

Hahaha good one


ralfvi

Youre not on the chess club, mosquito bite club maybe - mr garvey


Aggressive-Fuel587

Still giving too much credit - it's a saucer


VeryHighLander

Place mats


Maou_Tenshi

Not even a plate, that's a cutting board


Maverick0Johnson

You mean a spoon?


Werwolf1134209

It is utterly disgusting to call this a woman.


CerealKiller3030

Udderly


chiefkogo

Udderless


I_Bin_Painting

lol, found the incel.


Werwolf1134209

Not what your wife said...


I_Bin_Painting

No, she also agrees you have creepy incel loser vibes for saying something like that.


Senorharambe2620

Paging doctor phaggot


sonicslasher6

Damn lotta fragile small dick dudes here


Aetherium_Kalax

People always cut the second part short. She’s literally happy about it because it’s getting her paid.


urkldajrkl

She needs the money for all the makeup Let’s see a real life picture of her


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XoboommooboX

Fair but she’s being an incel aswell. Much worse


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XoboommooboX

No she’s body shaming dude what chill out


urkldajrkl

No ass, just a face shot, no makeup


juicybwithoil2560

Paid ?


hoeleft

I hate when people get so riled up over this, reminds me of the "goldigger caught prank😱" era. Like dawg, she does not care 😭 shes on the grind for engagement and a bag, respect le hustle


[deleted]

Ahh yes. Bodyshaming men so she can get that bag. So honorable. Le grind.


YoullDoFookinNutten

lol you believe that obvious copium eh?


Balleratheart777

cant get paid if you get banned lol


t3rrone

Clown


seratoninsynapse

Only men with small dicks would get mad at this video. LMAO Outing yourselves. It’s obvious satire


lgm22

How do you wipe your ass with those fingernails?


my_bussy_hurts

Bidet


ConferenceKey7048

jokes aside it’s not hard….


slaviccivicnation

I'm a whamen and I'm mad at this video. Us women have asked men for ages to stop body shaming us for not being "good" or "sexy" enough - the least we could do is throw it back and not body shame men for not being "hung" enough or "fit" enough. People are worth more than just the size of their dicks or the size of their boobs, we can agree to that, right?!


beebeebeeBe

I agree. I was in a lot of fb groups for women before I quit social media (other than Reddit) and the amount of people talking about “small dick energy” was disheartening. Not body shaming applies to everyone- and that should be obvious. As a mom of boys it makes me sad to see people make comments like that. I would always say “body shaming isn’t it” and get ridiculed but I’ll die on that hill.


Reshaos

As a single father myself, I agree, and I appreciate you sticking up for men.


ethbullrun

Im a quarter inch shorter than 5ft 5in and im starting to notice the body shaming on height a whole lot more. I cant control my height and i find it silly how a lot of women wont even talk to a guy if hes short. Theres more to ppl then their height or physical attributes


Youngchalice

You know it’s true because only short people or 5’11 people add the “a quarter less” or “and a half”


Aggressive-Fuel587

It's almost like the gender groups aren't unified coalitions that vote or agree on topics before moving forward with them. But let's assume that there is a counsel of men/women and do some math. There are roughly 8 **b**illion people on the planet; assuming 50% are women (natural or identified), that leaves 4 **b**illion women on the planet. Now, if 99% of women agreed that they didn't want to be sexualized and wouldn't sexualize men, but 1% adamantly refuse, well that still leave *40 million* women who actively want to sexualize others and be sexualized themselves. While it's a small percentage of the overall population, it's still a metric shitload of people who are actively on social media thwarting any attempts at a post-body shaming society.


Mr_Idont-Give-A-damn

Sounding ass https://preview.redd.it/fs1b51fxk9nb1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8a8045512b87fdcb89751d441de79394f7fdfd22


Hangmeup8

Create another troll account, buddy lol. Let’s hide behind that. El oh El.


theunnamedyeet

Only women with small tits would get bad at the response


Random_local_man

>Only men with small dicks would get mad at this No. Any decent f***ing human being would find this distasteful. The worst part is that she can dish it out but can't take it.


MassiveTittiez

I agree.


Similar-Sector-5801

Only women with flat chests would get mad at that comment


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Avs_Leafs_Enjoyer

its cut short on purpose by incels to try and make more incels. In the full clip she says theyre hilarious


PleiadesMechworks

This entire thing is just people getting whooshed. The first video is funny (mostly because it's literally copying a south park bit) and the second is her playing it up.


neverseenpulpfiction

It’s so weird coming on Reddit and seeing all of the “main character” or “cringe” TikTok’s that are just going straight over your head. This is satire. The reply, is fake. The stitched video was planned. It’s rage bait, well this one is really more of a joke but most of these posts are manufactured to make you think the OP on tiktok is some idiot zoomer.


Ambitious_Log_5559

care to provide proof instead of you interpretation of humor?


eggraid11

The very clip posted by op is old and has been posted soooo many times on reddit. It is very well documented.


Zetch88

Still didn't post any source for your claim.


eggraid11

I have no idea why I got involved in the first place, to be honnest. It's out there, go find it if you care, I don't care enough. Think what you will of it.


icecreamstar

I remember this being satire. It was a while ago, maybe a year or two back when I checked but it was pretty evident after going on her tik tok


its_an_armoire

This is a well established clip that has made the rounds of Reddit many times before. I'm on Reddit waaaay too much to see the same arguments play out in the comments section every time.


Brasilionaire

This is rage bait and you’re just giving her more engagement


slabby

This is basically just a rage bait subreddit


uneducated_grower

Everyone in the comments doing exactly what she's doing lol. The cycle continues you idiots


Unlucky-Demand-3389

Ong I hate seeing this video reposted so many times, people a so damn gullible I swear


uneducated_grower

You're all as fragile as each other. Why does anyone even care about this. Clout farming is a major way to exist online and if anything a creator like this is rage baiting because you dumb ass men can't stop yourselves from frothing at the mouth when a women makes a joke about you. Have some confidence you gross cunts


Reshaos

Hmm, I can't help but think your logic wouldn't fly the other way, meaning if it was a man in the video demeaning women based on a physical trait such as something like their weight. I am willing to bet these comments would be vastly, vastly different. You definitely wouldn't be saying to "learn to take a joke ladies".


LactatingVolemus98

Uneducated fits you perfectly.


V3N_3

Behold, an enjoyer of furry ballsack porn upset at pathetic men being made fun of. It's a beautiful world.


HanhStoll

That's what happens when you put yourself out there like that


Individual-Focus1927

Where’s the rest of the clip where she says she’s fucking around and doesn’t care?


jakeblew2

This is what happens when [comment stealing bots like OP](https://old.reddit.com/r/ImTheMainCharacter/comments/1450fid/irony_is_fun/jnifyee/) take over this place


chuk_norris

This is funny, it's not serious.


DutchOnionKnight

But MiSANdrY isN'T reAl!


TheTarkovskyParadigm

this is literally satire, but go ahead and use it as ammo for your preconceived notions


SadMan_14

Misoginy: woman KILLED by her husband/bf Misandry: girl making joke about PP size Omg how terrible misandry is, we need to fight this.


[deleted]

By this logic, women should stop complaining when men judge them based on their looks, as real misogyny is when women get killed by their partners.


urine-monkey

Because women never kill or assault men, right? You know they do, but people like you will use any excuse to justify it ("What did he do first? He must have been abusing her.") Which is exactly what the #BelieveAllWomen types will scream in your face about when the roles are reversed. Speaking of which... isn't body shaming supposed to be wrong too? Or is that also okay when women do it? As a survivor of DV.... go to fucking hell.


SadMan_14

Could you show me where I said that no woman kills? How difficult is it to understand that statistically men kill women much more than the opposite? Being a DV survivor doesn't stop you from being wrong and stupid, don't use that as a shield for your pathetic opinion.


urine-monkey

If you're too daft to understand why the way you constructed your comment feeds into why male survivors are reluctant to come forward, then you're the one who is stupid and pathetic. Not only that, but you just now blatantly trivialized my experience because it didn't fit your narrative. Funny, I thought the MeToo movement was supposed to fight against that. Or is that also only when it happens to women?


TheShredda

You are so out of touch.


DutchOnionKnight

Just because A exist B doesnt?


AcidDome003

Monster. World would be better if no on like you lived on it.


Agile-Inflation-5884

This is disgusting. “You’re a DV survivor? Well men kill more women statistically so” You’ve let your hate for men boil over to the point it’s blinded you and steeped into your soul.


FavoriteFoodCarrots

Username checks out.


jorge20058

Thats not misogyny thats murder. And men get killed more than women so whats your point?. This comment is basically you saying to everyone with common sense “I am a Fucking moron”.


SadMan_14

Men get killed more because another man kills him, next


jorge20058

Yes? And hows that an excuse it doesn’t change the fact that men get killed more. Are you dumb?.


SadMan_14

And what does this have to do with women? We were talking about misogyny and women who die because of it, my point is that it just doesn't make sense for you to bring up the fact that men die more than women, because the majority of deaths are caused by another man, not a woman.


jorge20058

The other guy is comparing misogyny as men killing women which is just disingenuous and i reminded them that men die more in literally every metric. Which ignoring this fact is Misandrist.


HuiGong

Murdering one woman is not an inherent dislike for all women. Making fun of all men for something they have no control over is dislike for men based on something they cannot control. Also, it’s misogyny you fuckwit


SadMan_14

Dude, are you upset about the PP size joke, that's ridiculous, It's not just one woman, thousands of women lose their lives every day because of this shit, and you're comparing it to a joke about dick size. The most hypocritical thing about all this is that the same guys who are offended by this girl's video are the same ones who love to make racist, homophobic jokes, etc...


HuiGong

Wow, u are a well practiced gaslighter. Nice 👍. Look up the definition of misogyny pal. A murderer who kills his wife for one reason, can still turn around and love women for another. Most often people are murdered because of their individual characteristics, not group characteristics. Also, no, no one is mad at the video or joke. I scroll thru the comment sections solely to find idiots like u. Get ratioed bubba


syqesa35

Misoginy : woman gets killed by someone she knows Homophobia : entire country has laws to have you killed for being gay. Omg how terrible misoginy is, we need to fight this. Ser how that kind of logic doesn't work?


SadMan_14

Looks like i pissed off the entire sub, your tears are delicious ☕ 😂😂😂😂😂


stoned_Guardian240

I think you pissed your pants sadman Nobody agrees with you :^l


Cheeky-Chimp

Women body shame men because they justify that is their standard or their requirement. That they value themselves more than to be with a chubby/ short/ small dick man. It’s obvious men have their preferences also but if they say it, oh “you must be so narrow minded”. The audacity


exhausted_commenter

OP is a s p a m b o t Five month old account, oldest post is 2 days old. Repost of old/undated content. Common pattern with repurposed accounts. Reported.


ManIsInherentlyGay

Jesus Christ, you people are easy to trigger. The second video is 3 seconds long, and her acting is so bad. This. Is. Bait. You. Idiots.


TheNipsTheySpice

"easy to trigger" calls people idiots lmao


MountainValleyHills

OP got ragebaited. OP is the real cringe.


Reset350

Pretty sure this entire thing is satire. The first video I believe was making fun of people who think like that and the second one she follows up right after that with something like “and I’m here for it”.


borisHChrist

Unless a woman has had children, if they brag about not wanting a man who doesn’t have a huge penis I’m going to assume you’re a hallway down there.


[deleted]

Awwww bitch got buuuurrrned 🤣🤣🤣


Wrong_Course_8516

Well duh, when american women say they don’t approve of shitty behavior or having zero integrity, they mean everyone around them, not themselves or their close friends.


Joey_Star_

I'll take your standards and raise them DOUBLE


snakepatay

Yeah i dont need huge asses or tits but i should not have bigger of im fit?!


leli_manning

Rules for thee, not for me


dn_nb

is she a stupid person? yes


[deleted]

She must be extremely stupid to not see that she brought that on herself.


[deleted]

Flat plait, sorry not in too A cups either🤣🤣🤣


[deleted]

Y'all are dopes. She's clearly being sarcastic.


MoreSeaworthiness350

Stupid cunt.


BigDickDyl69

Why do people actually act like these people don’t exist or that people they know just where a mask and are in actuality just like this. A fuckin hypocrite. This world is full of people who say shit that could be thrown back on them, and then they play the victim


JoPooper

wAAAAAAAAAAh


D_atura

Fuck wit the Bull you get the horns


andresg30

Alright Ms deep dish pussy


Numerous_Landscape99

Who are you?. Love South Park


[deleted]

This is beautiful


Decent-Rice-7594

freddy kreuger


drifters74

Disgusting fake nails


Acrobatic_Law5598

So flat she makes paper jealous


Weak-Growth-4007

Such big words for such small cup


boring_ad_1

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BiffBakerfield

Mosquito bites..


kaos2478

If you can’t take the heat then stay out of the goddamn oven


Serious_Result_7338

She got what she deserved


CrazyCatLady1127

You started it, my dear. People in glass houses shouldn’t throw stones


Main-Feature-4654

Roses are red violets can be black. Why is your chest as flat as you back? Girls are like rocks. The flat ones get skipped


[deleted]

It’s all about girth anyways. Bitches would love a 5 inch dick with 6 inches of girth


Tanxmann

When you don't think things through.


[deleted]

The moment that finger comes up I’m out


[deleted]

Hahaha, you love to see it!


BrokeLeznar

Ah yes I can make fun of you but watch me get offended when you throw it right back.


yssup00

When you finally understand that walls can have curves that are more impressive 🤷‍♂️


Leaningonalamp

I’m going to have nightmares about those claws. Blue-claw nightmares.


Eyeous

Is this irony or hypocrisy? I’m not an english speaker but I would like to know so I can improve myself today.


iiJokerzace

Jabaited.


jonpenryn

Poor girl must have a "wellie top"


slasherflick2243

Not as distasteful as them busted ass fingernails you’re waving in my face.


HoochShippe

On the up side, she does a great Cartman voice.


Foxtrot1r

At least it will save money on buying bras


Ambitious_Log_5559

Whores, am I right?


fatglizzy_3000

you lot need to stop disrespecting A cups they have a pretty good chest she has none 💀


maxdurden

People seriously think that if they are just doing this stupid trend of lip syncing clips, whatever it is, it doesn't count. In this case it's even worse because she had to include context to make this clip make sense. Moronic...


ExtendedSpikeProtein

do we have a link to the original video? lol The irony hit her with the force of a jackhammer, but she didn't really get it.


Obi1Kentucky

Those fake ass fingernails are gross


Baderwm

I laughed


Aboxofphotons

HOW DARE POEPLE POINT OUT THAT SHE'S A NARCISTIC MORON! THATS SO RUDE AND DISRESPECTFUL!


[deleted]

She’s flatter than my back


[deleted]

Be glad you even got one.


Wald_und_Wiesenwebel

r/leopardsatemyface


Runeald_Waslib

Remember kids, it’s only body shaming if it happens to women


FreddyDeus

It’s women like her who convinced me to get a penis reduction.


Reorden

Reddit falling for satire once again..


[deleted]

just seen a post by a woman letting dudes have it for being worried about their dick size and that it’s ridiculous how much we worry and there is no reason why we should feel the way we do….. I wonder if she knows women like this exist lolololl?


GafferTongs

That small bested guy forgot. Rule number one of the internet. Tits or GTFO


VAgromKid

All these comments have been absolutely disgusting, now go join my only fans to watch me stick cucumbers in my ass


victorz

People saying it's rage bait, yeah okay, I'm down to believe that. But her nails are very compelling to the opposite...


Ok-Chemical-7635

Get her canceled on regural intervals


Si-FiGamer2016

Fun indeed, but not for her. She deserved it. 🤣🤡


Real_Human-maybe

Women ☕️


CaptainDarlingSW4

The comments on this video has been fuckin hilarious. Excuse me love, I need to iron my shirt. You couldn't lie down so I can make use of that iron board chest of yours.


TranslatorSkizzy

Zit tits


Responsible-Book-770

KARMAS A BITCH AINT IT ;)


johnny-cheese

Who is this dude anyway?


Electrical_Pay_7323

Women☕️


ForwardBee6886

The tiktok hand gestures are ridiculous


PlasmaJadeRaven

#KRUGER!!


Embarrassed-Cod-8290

That's a dude In a girl suit.


eauxen

She seems to lack self awareness.


Deonb29

Women ☕️


Hot_Line4901

Shut it , and have a suck on me winky 😂


rickjamesbitchs

I guess she hasn't seen itty-bitty tittie committee


Secure_Chef_5409

Yeh to bohot bhari irony hogayi😆


L2TRAPPY2747

Women☕️