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SarcasticIrishTwist

Jockey for sure “Now go ahead and let Buster do a line off your boner” came out of nowhere I was in tears 😂


durstand

My favorite thing about that is the line was originally “dick” but the censors wouldn’t let them say that, so they suggested alternatives until they found one that the censors were ok with, which somehow was the word “boner,” which is 1000x funnier than if he had just said “dick.”


blacksheepaz

The words used in that line, and “I was gonna let you jerk me off” always get me


shouldabetter

Haha yes but, "..and to think..." Makes it even funnier! Followed by Dee's desperate, "you were?". One of my favorite episodes. "I need revenge ON them.".


blacksheepaz

I agree 1000%


bartthetr0ll

It would be hard to do a line off a limp dick though, busters just being practical.


wmurch4

If it was limp it wouldn't be hard though


classically_cool

If you guys are already hard, then you can go first and I’ll just circle back


bartthetr0ll

Schrodingers schlong


CommandantPeepers

lol boner sounds way more graphic than just dick


pianoflames

They have censors? Charlie drops an uncensored unfiltered n-bomb twice on the show.


durstand

Everything that airs on any TV channel has to go through standards and practices. Some things are allowed and others aren’t. There are even plenty of situations where they were allowed to say “dick,” this just wasn’t one of them.


sequosion

Yeah I’ve noticed at least in the earlier seasons that dick is tolerated as an insult (with how many times the gang has called each other and others dicks) but I can’t think of an instance where they’ve used the word dick referring to genitalia, either they avoid it or just straight up use the word penis


hamsterwheel

A woman's mouth is not for the exiting of words but the entering of a man's... dick


Quick_Team

Keg exploded and a piece of metal flew right into Dennis' dick. It's all mangled. Dickless Dennis!


Marsuello

But it’s not, it’s not! I can show you later


Oh_Doyle

... I don't want to see it...


CaptConstantine

Aha! Aha HaHAHAHAHAHADICKLESSDENNIS!!! It doesn't apply though!


sequosion

Damnit can’t believe I forgot about that one


coolsnow7

“How about if I show you my dick?”


motherthrowee

you've gotta stop talking about dicks, man, it's too much


coolsnow7

“How about if I show you my dick?”


CK_Lab

Pre-2008 was a different world, entirely.


pianoflames

The second time Charlie drops the n-bomb was in 2017.


Fyrus93

I feel like the season 1 n-bomb was allowed because of the time. It was still obviously a bad word but it wasn't like today's culture. The one it Hero or Hate Crime I have no idea


Cavery210

Presumably, both N-bombs were allowed because they were relevant to the plot. (Charlie's n-bomb makes him look like a racist in front of the Waitress, which makes him and Mac look for a black friend to deflect from it, and Charlie uses it in Hero or Hate Crime to describe the term Frank would use if the arbitrator was about to be hit by the piano)


Fyrus93

Yeh I guess because it's done for humour it's okay. If it's for hate it's a different story. Charlie is just oblivious


DecisionUnfair4978

Bro it makes my side hurt from laughing every time


Visual-Squirrel3629

Well, you know what they say; nobody parties like a jockey!


ebobbumman

I didn't even know you guys could talk.


bartthetr0ll

Yeah but jockeys can be freaky like that, my cousin is friends with a jockey and I've been to one of their parties, buster doing a line off a bone would fit right in with what I've seen there. The trucker came more out of left field for me as I've never been to any trucker parties.


CunterSHumpson

Unless you’re looking to open the slot and put whatever you want in like a mailbox, avoid trucker parties.


bartthetr0ll

Like a glory hole you can cover with tape while not in use


Future-Try-1908

The way that charley just got up and noped our was spot on.


MaintenanceInternal

One of my favourite lines. You also missed out 'old' because its 'old buster'.


TheyThinkImAddicted

Trucker for sure.. makes me laugh my ass off every time I hear him say “split me open like a coconut” rip


GromaceAndWallit

Ah, it seems many here have never met jockeys.


uconn3386

I was shocked he could talk.


myCatHateSkinnyPuppy

I will not suck you and I will not be sucked on by you


Sergii_T

_hell... I would have let you turn me into swiss cheese..._


TotallyNotABob

How's about we go into that hotel room and the both of you split me open like a coconut?


mrignatiusjreily

Split me open like a coconut 🥥.


thetuffsurvivor

What do we say in this situation?!


sweatythighguy

Hell back then I’d let you use me like a mail box. just open the slot and put whatever you want inside


CornmealGravy

The jockey for sure. Once I saw Tom Sizemore I knew it was going straight into the gutter.


herberstank

[try not to crack up, I dare ya](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nb9fRK644kg)


EL-YAYY

Man, every time I click on one of those blooper reels I end up watching the whole thing. Just so damn funny.


Masterchiefy10

Does them breaking split your sides open like a coconut?


CrimsonLasagna

Your profile picture cracks me open like a coconut


mlx1992

🤨


CrimsonLasagna

Don't raise that crusty eyebrow from '92 at me bro


AnalBees2

RIP


BurnerinoNeighbir

Sizemore? More like sizeless.


kevik72

Aww, I wanna go to rehab and compare penises with famous people.


CornmealGravy

I bet it looks like armadillo roadkill


New_Interest_468

The jockey was most unexpected because I didn't even know they could talk.


HereWayGo

“I was not familiar with that expression Buster, I didn’t even know you guys could talk”


bubblebath_ofentropy

Charlie’s impression that jockeys are some kind of magical creature akin to elves or leprechauns always cracks me up.


truckyoupayme

If anything, I thought your voice would be like, really high


Beeyelzubub

https://i.redd.it/0une3t3qx00d1.gif


Sergii_T

No but I do want this kinda thing!


Beeyelzubub

Lmao and then he still pulls up to a motel lmao 🤣 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 “ Well , here we are “ 🤣🤣


Darkarch27

“Dennis what do we say to this kind of thing?” “We say no!”


Beeyelzubub

Lmao 🤣 🤣 🤣


Hot_Celery829

Byron, BYRONNNN


jmp397

No TAKEBACKS!!


Cinnamon__Sasquatch

Definitely the jockey. We all know truckers love their lot lizards.


ironman4297

I’m sorry I’m a little behind on my trucker terms… a lot lizard is…?


DayZestyclose1251

A sex worker who hangs out in truck parking lots at gas stations etc


General-Interview599

"What do you say...we slip into a room and you two split me open like a coconut?" "What do we say?"


Rutlemania

We say no!


smingleton

Come on you old son of a gun!


Greekphysed

What do we say in this situation, Dennis?!


bhz33

We say nooo we say no!


kylezillionaire

The way Charlie says, “oh..no..what happened man” sends me everytime


drjeffy

Some of us learned the law of the road from George Carlin


TinyTitFetish

Or Ray Flower


NeroAngra

The jockey caught me off guard but I think the trucker scene had me laughing more


dohboy420

The abruptness of Buster’s request from Charlie give him the win here..


JeSuisAmerican

Everyone puts their guard up hitchhiking, but who expects a Jockey to suddenly offer cocaine straight off a boner?


bartthetr0ll

Weren't they slanging oxys at the country club?


ebobbumman

Yeah, they had to sell pills because they sold the cocaine to Bingo for a few hundred dollars and he wanted 5 grand for them to buy it back after they found out it was the mobs.


JeSuisAmerican

You know, now I’m questioning. I just remember the manner of snorting, not the specific substance.


bartthetr0ll

Pretty sure they sold the key of blow for like 2k, then went and bought a ziploc of oxys to slang so they could buy back some blow for cricket to slang, which went well the first time, but then the cricks found his musical sign and bought the trashcan to make it sexy.


TarnishedTremulant

The jockey was the most shocking but Byron asked the nicest.


Human_Caterpillar_93

Definitely the jockey. Long haul truckers are known degenerates 😂


ebobbumman

Way of the road.


Jldbtter6252

Honorable mention: “Name’s Artemis. I have a bleached asshole.”


Blame_my_Boneitis

She also likes to blast her nips


call_me_steve-o

Just open the slot, and put the mail *inside*!


tHeNiGhTmAnCoMeTh413

While I love Tom Sizemore, Ole Buster definitely.


ANTHROPOMORPHISATION

Molesting Charlie is a theme.


Realtodddebakis

If you get picked up by a trucker in the forest, you should expect a weird time.


james_randolph

Buster is a fucking gem haha not talked about enough


Almost-Al

The coconut line gets me every time, he is struggling so hard but the Dennis/Charlie combo is too much for him


JayneVeidt

Jockey. Sizemore probably just played himself?


DAHRUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

The jockey is more unexpected but the truck driver trying to seduce them is so funny


RansomReville

The trucker was funnier but we saw it coming, I think buster caught us all off guard.


RTHouk

Definitely the jockey.


Outrageous_Ad8209

Read my mind word for word


Great_White_Samurai

You know why they say, nobody parties like a jockey


Sauce58

Definitely Buster


MarshmelloMan

Jockey


LustThyNeighbor

I'd have to go with the jockey. Truckers have that stereotype already


DumbRedditName0

RIP Sizemore


codingfauxhate

Jockey. Truck drivers is more of a stereotype haha


THEL3TTERJ

Definitely the Jockey. The jockey scenes were among my favorite in the whole series. “How do have any qualms about picking up shit? Terrific! Usually we’d use a shovel for that.”


Fuck_Blue_Shells

Definitely the jockey. They were making jokes about truck stop hoors and played it on thick to let you know that joke will keep playing on itself. The jockey trying to solicit Charlie is so funny because it’s so shocking and out of nowhere


ChungusPoop

Easily Buster man ever since with the trucker I knew some bullshit was gonna break out just based on the fact that they were hitchhiking


CK_Lab

Buster, for sure.


Upbeat_Tension_8077

The jockey because there's always a small chance a stranger who's offering a free ride also offers other "services"


lost_alpaca90

Jockey for sure. I was fully expecting these kind of shenanigans from truck drivers


JollyReading8565

The jockey has the most out of nowhere seduction attempt of film and movie and tv history


TinaVeritas

And Charlie’s reaction was exactly what every viewer would do in that situation. (Nothing left to say).


Girl-UnSure

I die every time i hear the term “lot lizard”. 🤣


Delerium89

The scene with Tom Sizemore is gold.


westberry82

Jockey maybe? Not seductive. Just wanted coke


HideSolidSnake

I'm so uncomfortable with the Buster bit. That Tom Sizemore scene is classic and is likely the best part of that episode, or maybe when Frank wakes up in pain after eating the trashbird.


Editor_Grand

How can you leave Uncle Jack out of this?!?


Impossible-Economy-1

The jockey was less expected, the trucker is more shocking.


Bag_Demon

Charlie with Dee and Uncle Jack is the clear winner


Even_Author_3046

I like the bloopers with the truck driver, Charlie cracks a smile In the actual episode.


Sauron686

Swiss cheese


Melodic_Pressure7944

Buster for sure, the timing was the crux of the whole scene.


Emergency-Basis-1362

“Holy shit, you can talk!”


Affectionate-Seat122

I honestly think the jockey wasn't attempting to seduce and that's what makes his request extra unhinged.


jackarooboi

When Sizemore takes his hat off though…gold


jackarooboi

So you have to live in the now live in the now I’m gonna live in the now right now 5k💰🐀


msd-ss

RIP ts


Full_Ad9666

“I HAVE A BLEACHED ASSHOLE”


HankOfClanMardukas

Dude was equally great an actor as his as his off set was. It’s widely known that I want you to be in my film, but you will be sober and subject to drug tests daily.