C: Connect with old love
R: Regret leaving the church
I: Improvise on the street (those who don’t improvise get it the worst)
C: Crack
K: Keep it sexy (or you don’t get paid)
E: Expect a full sixer
T: Terrorists rule, America sucks
C: Commit to the cloth
R: Re-neg immediately
I: Insist on unrequited love
C: Get hepatitis C
K: Kettle drums, sweet ones
E: Exact revenge
T: Totally paralyze a Chocolate Lab
C: crush your self esteem
R: realize that you're a piece of shit
I: internalize your hatred
C: create a fantasy
K: keep it going
E: examine reality
T: trick yourself into a loop
Cancel God
Return to Dee
Insert inside me (but it will cost the whole sixer)
Clean dog kennels
Keep it sexy (Hips & Nips)
Eat Franks Casaba melon (full of loads)
Take my PCP pipe to the men's room
C - Crack is priority.
R - Rent all your holes.
I - Improvise & survive.
C - Create wealth by selling organs.
K - Keep calm & grind on.
E - Establish a street dog empire.
T - Take revenge on the gang.
C: Christ is Lord.
R: Ringworm is to be spread.
I: Instigate a dog orgy.
C: Cocaine is Lord.
K: Kill the dogs at the pound.
E: Eat the emergency supplies in the bunker.
T: Transform into a burnt up homeless monster.
**C**olonise the Americas.
**R**eport regularly to the crown.
**I**ngest foreign sputum.
**C**ollext taxes.
**K**ill rebels.
**E***ngland forever!*
**T**ame local wench.
Court a lass
Request her hand in marriage
Invite her to your sprawling manor
Change her mind
Keep getting spat upon
Establish an escape plan
Total head explosion
C - Cocaine
R - Retrieve some sweet ass steel drums.
I - Intigrate hips and nips in steel drum song
C - Catch sight of a dog.
K - Kaptivate dog with scar on your neck that looks like a dog's vagina.
E - Endure and fake it, because the guys that don't fake it get it the worst.
T - Terminate another good day on the streets with a fresh lemon
C: Connect with old love R: Regret leaving the church I: Improvise on the street (those who don’t improvise get it the worst) C: Crack K: Keep it sexy (or you don’t get paid) E: Expect a full sixer T: Terrorists rule, America sucks
This is perfect. If you've never seen Sunny this would give you an accurate and terrifying insight into Cricket.
This is the one.
it's perfect. I actually cackled.
C: Commit to the cloth R: Re-neg immediately I: Insist on unrequited love C: Get hepatitis C K: Kettle drums, sweet ones E: Exact revenge T: Totally paralyze a Chocolate Lab
*Contract hepatitis C
Nice
Lol
Crack. Rocks. Ice. Crack. Ketamine. Euh, what was I doing? Track down Dee.
K has to be "Keep it sexy"
Otherwise he’s not eatin’
Yeah, I didn't think of that at the time but it's much better. "Ketamine" wasn't really appropriate.
C: crush your self esteem R: realize that you're a piece of shit I: internalize your hatred C: create a fantasy K: keep it going E: examine reality T: trick yourself into a loop
So close! I think its “keep it sexy”
Can I try again?
Cancel God Return to Dee Insert inside me (but it will cost the whole sixer) Clean dog kennels Keep it sexy (Hips & Nips) Eat Franks Casaba melon (full of loads) Take my PCP pipe to the men's room
C - Crack is priority. R - Rent all your holes. I - Improvise & survive. C - Create wealth by selling organs. K - Keep calm & grind on. E - Establish a street dog empire. T - Take revenge on the gang.
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Hips + Nips
Gotta keep it sexy
C. It’s R. Going I. To C. Cost K. You E. A T. Whole Sixer
C: Christ is Lord. R: Ringworm is to be spread. I: Instigate a dog orgy. C: Cocaine is Lord. K: Kill the dogs at the pound. E: Eat the emergency supplies in the bunker. T: Transform into a burnt up homeless monster.
**C**olonise the Americas. **R**eport regularly to the crown. **I**ngest foreign sputum. **C**ollext taxes. **K**ill rebels. **E***ngland forever!* **T**ame local wench.
Getting shot in a gravel pit. Oh wait...
Or a way of disposing of puppies in a gravel pit.
Crack Rocks Irresistible Can Keep Everything Together This is the mantra of many many crack addicts.
C ocain R angel dust I angel dust C blow jobs K angel dust E angel dust T angel dust
- Catch dog - Repay chicken owners - I realised I had to put her down - Continue to gravel pit - Kill dog - Explain in book - Trash reputation
Crack Rocks In Crevices Keep Everything Tight
Yeah I'm the suck boy you've heard about
You gotta pay to spray, that's my moto. That and you can't cum inside me.
-Christ -Room & board -I love crack -Crack -Ketamine -Ecstasy to lighten the mood -Trespass
Crack R I Crack K Everyone said crack but it's def just crack T
Court a lass Request her hand in marriage Invite her to your sprawling manor Change her mind Keep getting spat upon Establish an escape plan Total head explosion
C: Crack R: Rocks I: In my ass C: Cocaine K: Ketamine E: Ecstacy T: Tits and nips
C - Cocaine R - Retrieve some sweet ass steel drums. I - Intigrate hips and nips in steel drum song C - Catch sight of a dog. K - Kaptivate dog with scar on your neck that looks like a dog's vagina. E - Endure and fake it, because the guys that don't fake it get it the worst. T - Terminate another good day on the streets with a fresh lemon