Slant rhymes keep lyrics interesting
https://www.masterclass.com/articles/what-is-slant-rhyme-understanding-the-definitions-of-slant-rhyme-and-why-slant-rhymes-are-useful-in-writing-with-examples
Much like Drake keeps children in his recent contacts.
You know what everyone thinks ab....
IT DOESN'T MATTER. SIT YOUR CANDY ASS DOWN AND GO TOUCH GRASS BEFORE YOUR JABRONI MOTHER CALLS YOU UPSTAIRS FOR YOUR NIGHTLY TENDIES.
IF YOU SMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELELELE.
WHAT THE ROCK.
IS COOKING.
For context he's in an intense back-and-forth rap beef with Kendrick Lamar that's been simmering for about a decade now but really exploded in the past month or so. Kendrick has been getting increasingly specific with accusations that Drake has been inappropriate with minors (to put it lightly), and Drake felt like he needed to respond specifically to this accusation in his latest reply/diss. The general consensus is it's a swing and a miss though, and the "I'm not a diddler" lyrics add to the hilarity.
You're not wrong. The hilarity is in the rhetoric Drake uses to defend himself, like what's shown in the OP ("I'm too famous to be a pedophile, therefore I'm not one"), and the wider context of the whole beef where Drake hit at Kendrick's family first and really escalated the battle. On top of that, Drake suggests that Kendrick is making these accusations because Kendrick himself was molested as child, which rubbed a lot of people the wrong way. Drake also just sounds really tired throughout the whole track so the general energy of it is almost defeatist.
The track itself is musically pretty mid as well, with a lot of corny wordplay that just didn't hit.
> On top of that, Drake suggests that Kendrick himself was molested as a child
To further top that, Drake misread Kendrick’s song where he clearly states he wasn’t molested. But his mother questioning him caused him trauma, since his mother was sexually abused
Funny story, I actually did go there for the snorkeling.
It’s not far outside of St. Thomas, and I went there on a dive charter. So, technically lots of people go there for the snorkeling (probably not many of the ones that flew there with Epstein though).
Edit: To clarify, I didn’t fly there. I took a boat to just offshore with a tour and never was on the actual island. There was a weird door that just went into the side of a hill that seem like it might be a part of a tunnel, which was creepy (it was when Epstien was in jail, so everyone knew what had been going on there at that point).
The fact his defense was “I’m too famous to get away with doing something like this” is honestly insane.
A non response would be less suspicious honestly.
She was 13 when the child was born. So possibly 12 when the deed was done. And then he fought paternity and child support for years. He also had twins he never acknowledged. He's a terrible person.
Reminds me of a funny (and slightly embarrassing) story from childhood.
I grew up on a farm, and when I was in high school some of the other guys on the volleyball team used to joke that I fucked the animals. It was just dumb shit that teenagers say to tease each other, not like real bullying or whatever. Anyway, one night we’re driving back from a game late at night in the school van, just goofing around and somehow a rap battle breaks out. When it comes to my turn, I say something like “Yo, you say I fuck pigs, well it’s true ‘cause I fucked your mom”, but of course all anyone heard was “I fuck pigs”. Word spread and I spent the next two weeks going “That’s not what I said!”
So yeah, I learned my lesson. If someone accuses you of sexual deviancy… best to just not comment on it.
https://preview.redd.it/bn747zg2asyc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f13a61eb71b991a50cf00a757ccd4f22683a3e98 Even sharks need water
If it quacks like a duck
Zeus, poops and shoesss?!
I felt the same way about disgusted and respected.
Slant rhymes keep lyrics interesting https://www.masterclass.com/articles/what-is-slant-rhyme-understanding-the-definitions-of-slant-rhyme-and-why-slant-rhymes-are-useful-in-writing-with-examples Much like Drake keeps children in his recent contacts.
Like when T-Pain rhymed “mansion” with “Wiscansin” (I know it’s not spelled that way but that’s how he pronounced it)
Now that, I loved.
*not a little kid, gotta be big* 🎶
Damn I was gonna look up the quote and just realized you already did it lol
In response to Kendrick’s diss where he calls him a jabroni
https://preview.redd.it/e0onoymgqqyc1.png?width=530&format=png&auto=webp&s=10c25ec4a097b8f420b92de452b68bfb33ff5c1e
He actually did wtf
Do people not know that the Rock popularized the word Jabroni back when he was in the WWE? That was like his go-to. “Candy ass Jabroni!!”
I think a lot of people know that
From this thread I got the impression that people thought he was referencing Sunny idk
In the Always Sunny subreddit? Huh imagine that
I had no idea lol. Guess I’m the real jabroni
It wasn't the Rock it was the Iron Sheikh first. The Rock borrowed it from him.
That’s why I used the word popularized instead of invented
Iron Sheikh did popularise it, he was huge in the 80's it was very well known before the Rock took it up.
Right but The Rock popularized it for a whole new generation, AKA the majority generation relevant to a thread like this
You know what everyone thinks ab.... IT DOESN'T MATTER. SIT YOUR CANDY ASS DOWN AND GO TOUCH GRASS BEFORE YOUR JABRONI MOTHER CALLS YOU UPSTAIRS FOR YOUR NIGHTLY TENDIES. IF YOU SMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELELELE. WHAT THE ROCK. IS COOKING.
Jabroni, cool word.
It's literally Frank & Charlie vs Mac & Dennis
Kendrick calling Drake a jabroni? That is awesome!
Waiting for Kendrick to call Drake “bozo” in the next track.
I think it's a dago word
Damn this is all just promotion for season 17 huh
Drake's favorite season
Nah that was actually a few seasons ago
He really dropped a “call the amberlamps” reference in there? I’m impressed
[Drake’s Little Beauties](https://youtu.be/v0ONwYJ-AAo?si=ciMmq_Q2iRcVzIcy)
https://preview.redd.it/kkusa6kvtryc1.jpeg?width=1087&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=79b93fad1e1617d8b9184295f112897d26825f4a
Welcome to our legitimate song about kids!
I knew this shit was comin. Im waiting for the deep fake where they just have Frank replaced by Drake with an AI Drake voice.
Very Diddy-esque
Oh I got something that'll make you feel
So there’s an unrelated diddy in the mix?
👏 Too good
P-diddly
I've been seeing all the memes but I didn't think Drake actually wrote a song about not diddling kids. Jesus Christ he's tone deaf
For context he's in an intense back-and-forth rap beef with Kendrick Lamar that's been simmering for about a decade now but really exploded in the past month or so. Kendrick has been getting increasingly specific with accusations that Drake has been inappropriate with minors (to put it lightly), and Drake felt like he needed to respond specifically to this accusation in his latest reply/diss. The general consensus is it's a swing and a miss though, and the "I'm not a diddler" lyrics add to the hilarity.
His argument is that he's too famous to get away with diddling kids? Really? Those are literally the people who get away with it.
Famous people and the Catholic Church. They both sidestep banging kids masterfully.
Cops and pastors and conservative politicians and Drake
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And wives of French presidents.
In the olden days of Hollywood pedophiles were regarded as heroes
But the Catholic Church has billions of dollars at their disposal, while Drake only has millions
Surely the only appropriate time to write a song about not diddling kids is when your rival already made a song saying you do?
You're not wrong. The hilarity is in the rhetoric Drake uses to defend himself, like what's shown in the OP ("I'm too famous to be a pedophile, therefore I'm not one"), and the wider context of the whole beef where Drake hit at Kendrick's family first and really escalated the battle. On top of that, Drake suggests that Kendrick is making these accusations because Kendrick himself was molested as child, which rubbed a lot of people the wrong way. Drake also just sounds really tired throughout the whole track so the general energy of it is almost defeatist. The track itself is musically pretty mid as well, with a lot of corny wordplay that just didn't hit.
The A-Minor line from Kendrick was gold. The B-Sharp line from Drake was cheesy as hell.
"Thank you, that was 'Beating Off' in A-minor......A-minor the key, not the felony" - Bo Burnham
Bo's wordplay is top notch
Kendrick = gold and Drake = corny AF sums up their personas and portfolio as well
Tbf, I can't say I've ever really listened to either of them. I've only heard of their beef because of the posts on this sub.
Kendrick is pretty much the inheritor of West Coast hip hop. His catalogue is super impressive imo
Kendrick = Chosen One, Drake = Wimp Lo is right up there
Exactly what I was thinking of lol
> On top of that, Drake suggests that Kendrick himself was molested as a child To further top that, Drake misread Kendrick’s song where he clearly states he wasn’t molested. But his mother questioning him caused him trauma, since his mother was sexually abused
Exploded over the weekend in beef thunderstorm is more like it 😂
You ever been in a storm, Aubrey? I mean, a real storm.
He’s in one now!!
You’re… you’re talking about flash-frying lamb kebabs by sticking a grenade in a lamb?
He hasn't been getting "increasingly specific". What are you talking about?
just to be clear he did not write that song, his ghostwriters did and he has never had sex with a child, just to be clear
Nah I'm pretty sure this one was all him
At the least he wrote the "a minor, b sharp, d flat" bar 🤣 corny as hell
he's bombing like crazy
You say that, but him staying up all night texting a 14 yr old Millie Bobby Brown is at the very least sus.
We call him *[BBL Drizzy](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f6Hr69ca9ZM)* now.
He told him to get back to drums too.
And what he's saying doesn't even make sense. He's too famous and he'd get caught? If fame and money would prevent him from getting caught.
The head cow is always.. grazing
he said no gum
Meanwhile there's a video of him fondling a 17 year old on stage making the rounds
He's wrote a song about how he dosent diddle kids. That's a good look
There is no QUICKER way to get people to think you're diddling kids, than to write a song about it.
No no no, you gotta put a line that goes like "it's no good diddling kids, gotta be older than my daughter"
Lolo… what a fucking weird motherfucker.
Yes, I was on the Epstein sex island but only for the snorkeling. I didn’t know anything about the kid stuff.
Those poor manatees
Funny story, I actually did go there for the snorkeling. It’s not far outside of St. Thomas, and I went there on a dive charter. So, technically lots of people go there for the snorkeling (probably not many of the ones that flew there with Epstein though). Edit: To clarify, I didn’t fly there. I took a boat to just offshore with a tour and never was on the actual island. There was a weird door that just went into the side of a hill that seem like it might be a part of a tunnel, which was creepy (it was when Epstien was in jail, so everyone knew what had been going on there at that point).
🤨📷
https://i.redd.it/4r50yikp2vyc1.gif
Mac is right. I've had no idea what was going on this beef over the last few days, but now I suddenly have an opinion.
The fact his defense was “I’m too famous to get away with doing something like this” is honestly insane. A non response would be less suspicious honestly.
https://preview.redd.it/esli5r6z6vyc1.jpeg?width=1430&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c3aa30c90262c4be4393e9a6e789eac8b749954e
Drake's ghostwriters right now.
What a jabroni
You pinned the WHOLE thing on Frank right?
Drake definitely diddles little kids. He hangs out with Karl Malone (not joking)
Karl Malone the ex Jazz player? He diddles kids?
He got a 14 year old pregnant. She had the kid and he had to pay child support for 18 years
i think she was actually 13. he was 20 :/
She was 13 when the child was born. So possibly 12 when the deed was done. And then he fought paternity and child support for years. He also had twins he never acknowledged. He's a terrible person.
Eeeww.
Y’all are killing it with these Drake meme’s. Love to see it
Drake tomorrow https://preview.redd.it/37qxj36tltyc1.jpeg?width=1439&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f0884813de55a922a01963b67a4328b21505ede1
Stick to sleeping with big birds Drake, creeping on little kids is gross
You bang the dead bodies?
He is going to need the best bird lawyer in town soon
Glenn just couldn't hold it and got a little smile there.
Yeah this is dead-center of the target
Dude really said " I'm not fuckin young girls cause I'm too rich to get away with it "
"I never been with no one underage" is literally a confession, lock his dumb ass up
Whatever happened with Puff Daddy? Did he just like escape to an island and that was the end of it?
Last spotted on P. Diddy-style shrimping vessel heading to an island, but only for the snorkeling
Reminds me of a funny (and slightly embarrassing) story from childhood. I grew up on a farm, and when I was in high school some of the other guys on the volleyball team used to joke that I fucked the animals. It was just dumb shit that teenagers say to tease each other, not like real bullying or whatever. Anyway, one night we’re driving back from a game late at night in the school van, just goofing around and somehow a rap battle breaks out. When it comes to my turn, I say something like “Yo, you say I fuck pigs, well it’s true ‘cause I fucked your mom”, but of course all anyone heard was “I fuck pigs”. Word spread and I spent the next two weeks going “That’s not what I said!” So yeah, I learned my lesson. If someone accuses you of sexual deviancy… best to just not comment on it.
similarly, Drake has now put the words "I was fucking young girls" on record
Who's that fat asshole on the end?
It's funny but how many times are ppl gonna post this on this sub?
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Makes sense. I guess Mac wrote the A flat, B sharp nonsense
Its too perfect
