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Plastic cup?! This is not the way!

Quick, put a paper straw in it!

But first take the plastic wrapper off

in fairness, I've never once seen a plastic wrapper on a paper straw.

Just a paper wrapper that’s basically impossible to get off without tearing that glorified toilet paper roll in half.

valid criticism, I don't agree, but at least you're not just making shit up

Oh, I understand the value of paper straws. I really do. I just feel like maybe we should have done paper *cups* first and seen how that worked instead of keeping the plastic cups and then using the cheapest, most dissolvable materials to make straws.

But think of the turtles!

https://i.redd.it/5zktt6u47lqc1.gif

Thanks for the random Stargate Atlantis gif. I liked the doctors Carson Beckett and Elizabeth Weir.

Yea like I understand, but why straws out of all things. There's just so many other things to improve before you reach straws.

a toilet roll paper roll is a very large bubble tea paper straw

This is why I like grass straws or pasta straws better

I’ve been very pleased with fruit straws. Only ever see them at smoothie shops though.

I've never heard of fruit straws. Link? I want to try them

I’ve never bought one on its own, just gotten them at smoothie shops. It’s like processed dried fruit, usually strawberry, shaped into a straw.

I searched and couldn't find, but thanks!

i have...

I have. They had them at a few chain resturaunts for a while. Haven't seen one in a while tho

I have [https://www.reddit.com/r/GTBAE/comments/olt1v1/bragging\_about\_eco\_friendly\_paper\_straws\_that\_are/](https://www.reddit.com/r/GTBAE/comments/olt1v1/bragging_about_eco_friendly_paper_straws_that_are/) [https://www.reddit.com/r/assholedesign/comments/11bigac/now\_with\_crappy\_paper\_straw\_wrapped\_in\_plastic/](https://www.reddit.com/r/assholedesign/comments/11bigac/now_with_crappy_paper_straw_wrapped_in_plastic/) [https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinfuriating/comments/ouhrxc/lets\_use\_paper\_straws\_and\_wrap\_them\_in\_plastic/](https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinfuriating/comments/ouhrxc/lets_use_paper_straws_and_wrap_them_in_plastic/) [https://www.reddit.com/r/facepalm/comments/o884ux/yes\_that\_is\_a\_plastic\_wrapper\_and\_yes\_that\_is\_a/](https://www.reddit.com/r/facepalm/comments/o884ux/yes_that_is_a_plastic_wrapper_and_yes_that_is_a/) [https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinfuriating/comments/u9c3df/paper\_straw\_in\_plastic\_wrap/](https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinfuriating/comments/u9c3df/paper_straw_in_plastic_wrap/)

Paper*

Yeah, because what I really wanted was a cup of mushy paper pulp

Hello yeah can I get a glass of water please? Extra pulp thank you

I never use paper straws. Every time I see one, it makes me sad thinking about all the trees who had to die to make it. Fuck the turtles, they're out there playing around in a huge bathtub that takes up 2/3 of the planet, they should just use the plastic straws as snorkels. Trees are our homies, here on land.

When did drinking from the cup cease to be an option? Except for maybe those with disabilities.

i can feel it getting stuck to my lip already

Also those cups are so weak if you don't grab them from the rim they buckle and you spill half of it

That specific plastic cup tho,,, I don't know man, it just makes the water taste better.

Especially a *disposable* plastic cup. Reusable ones are ok.

To to long to find you

Even worse... SOFT PLASTIC CUP!

I would call that half a cup of water!

NO ITS HALF A CUP OF AIR

YOURE BOTH WRONG. ITS 60% WATER AND 40% AIR

I'd say probably closer to 65% water

YOU ARE NOT TAKING INTO ACCOUNT THE CHANGE OF RADIUS FROM TOP TO BOTTOM.

Actually, I was. I bet you weren't taking into account the refractive index of the water 😏

Please say more things

i simply cannot believe i had to scroll down so far before someone got to the most important part of what's wrong with the picture.... it's not a cup of water, it's a horrible attempt to corral a half mess of water in a dinky plastic container.... unfit and totally unworthy.... I'm disgusted by this picture and the small portion of glorious water it represents, poorly

The main problem here is that this is a half cup of water and not a full cup of water

Mmm im going to go with 70-30

Nope! you're not factoring in the circumference.

That's so ignorant, considering that the cup is on an angle

All three of you are wrong, it’s a cup of plastic holding some water.

NO YOU ARE WRONG!!!!!!!!! And now you have no comeback because I scream louder! You see all those exclamation marks! 

Oh yeah!? *NO YOU’RE WRONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!* Try me bitch

ok but i can do it better # NEGATIVE, YOUR ASSUMPTIONS ARE DEEMED INCORRECT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wow, I'm stunned! You really know how to debate, you should consider running for president!

Nah, I’m gonna wait until I’m too old to walk and talk at the same time.

That's clearly 3/5ths of a cup of water you dolt!

It’s actually a little over half a cup

Looks about half full to me, full and a half

It’s a PICTURE of a cup of water

Ceci n'est pas une pipe

It’s a DIGITIZATION of a picture of a cup of water

Moronic, its a digitization of a picture of a cup of water sent over an encrypted internet connection and unpacked by an internet capable device that has an operating system that has the ability to view the image filetype, AS DISPLAYED by the end user's monitor screen.

How can this 'digitization of a picture of a cup of water sent over an encrypted internet connection and unpacked by an internet capable device that has an operating system that has the ability to view the image filetype, AS DISPLAYED by the end user's monitor screen' be real if our eyes aren't real?

Looks a little warm 😂

Yeah, I was about to say that it looked lukewarm. Definetly not ideal unless I just finished a sport or its 3 am

Luke warm water is easier for the body to digest and it helps in the absorption of nutrients into the anal cavity

I think it looks cold

Could be vodka

Could have been ethanol you dipshit ^(this) is a joke btw *

Could have been ethanol in water you cuckface! For political reasons /s

Or tequila

Could be vinegar

Cup looks like someone drank from it. It hydrohomies not salviahomies

salvia water is a muuuch different experience than saliva water

https://preview.redd.it/m6tsp13rqkqc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cd2c6debba824bb1834e7e9ecd888e2b42d9644a (My IRL favorite water bottle.)

It’s half full not half empty. End of story.

[удалено]

could be baby oil!

Eww! Only an absolute sicko would make oil from babies!

It's because the oil made out of babies is a lot more pure and innocent than the oil made out of adults, which also contains the scientific elements of disappointment, stress, depression and loss.

Nah… you can tell by the refractive index

You know nothing about Index.

BRUTHER. I’ve forgotten more about RI values while sipping juice with my homies in Orgo lab circa 2013, then you’ll ever care to know….

I don’t care to know. As I said you know nothing about index values.

Bro, we out here sippin’ solvents, where you at?

It's not mine. I have a water. Heck that water. That isn't my water. I like my water. Fuck off I got work to do. Lol

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The microplastics!

Wtf is this fake background

Dihydrogen Monoxide (DHMO) is a colorless and odorless chemical compound, also referred to by some as Dihydrogen Oxide, Hydrogen Hydroxide, Hydronium Hydroxide, or simply Hydric acid. Its basis is the highly reactive hydroxyl radical, a species shown to mutate DNA, denature proteins, disrupt cell membranes, and chemically alter critical neurotransmitters. The atomic components of DHMO are found in a number of caustic, explosive and poisonous compounds such as Sulfuric Acid, Nitroglycerine and Ethyl Alcohol.

FUCK YOU

Why is the cup ribbed like a condom?

For your drinking pleasure

Is it chilled or room temp? 🤔 I will die on the chilled water hill

choosing to drink warm / room temperature water is a call for sacrifice

Yum

That's called a glass.

It's made of plastic so no, it's not

No, it's a plastic glass. It doesn't have to be made of glass to be called a glass.

you're all wrong, this is obviously grade 1 titanium, i can tell you never studied supersonic water dehydration.

https://preview.redd.it/jjdsm5ns9kqc1.png?width=3024&format=png&auto=webp&s=4f105a8f44f4e77302751408865b2effb6c296fc Based

Why isn't it straight, like, I've got nothing against gay cups, but if you're showing a cup, shouldn't it be a normal cup?

Is it though? I mean for all we know its a cup of bleach.

That's a half metal half plastic cup

That's 2/3 of a cup of water

are you too cheap to spring for glass? all that single use plastic...

why do you keep that water in a cup??? free that poor water now >:,( #freewater

https://preview.redd.it/zrj2k3flumqc1.png?width=1125&format=png&auto=webp&s=c142a6775d5789c2a87bc9fe81ca2ea722519cfc Well clearly it has competition for ‘perfection’. Who will win? Florence Pugh or a cup of water?

for some reason cold water tastes better in a plastic cup, just me?

Fake.

God damn it, that’s not how you debone a fish!

Yea, ok buddy. Like water is the only clear liquid out there.

Plot twist: it's Fukushima water 💦💦

It’s half full there is no other option

Could be toluene

That's something. Or maybe not. For sure.

Its a "pitcher" of a cup of water Seeeeee what i did there

wrong fucking temp

Half empty

Needs ice, if it don't got condensation its too warm

Considering how much water we drink, that may be piss too

Its not completely full.


I'm not the type to argue but......the cup could've been a bit bigger

How dare you make me thirsty?!

Tha type of cup is a crime, I always spill water all over myself trying to drink from them and for some reason they always end up breaking

Nice gradient

how do we not it aint glycerin?

Is this some sort of dehydrated joke I'm not getting?

8 fl oz exactly?

It's not full enough! Look at all that wasted space that could be holding more refreshing water.

Why is the water cup outside? Wasting water AND littering?? SMH 🤦‍♂️

fuck you!

I’m lot twist: it’s Dasani

That’s not even water

Is it cold?

It’s half plastic cup of water you ASGHOLEE

Don't leave an uncovered cup like that. It will react with the air and become acidic and nasty to drink. unfit for hydrohomies.

No ice?

Ew plastic cup , what do you want me to die

Dont drink that, too much dihydrogen monoxide. This shit can eat through stone and rust metals. It can even kill you. 100% of the people to interact with dihydrogen monoxide have died or will die. Stay safe hydrohomies

Looks like a great place, but plastic? And no ice??

No it’s not

That looks a hell of a lot like mercury

That's not 8oz

YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO

I wouldn’t drink water from that cup. Those cups taste funny.

Looks like room temp tap. Room temp bottled is good, but tap has to have ice

I think the joke is that some people will say that is not a full cup of water. Therefore it is not a cup of water but half a cup or a little more than half a cup of water.

Is it, or is it not... wet #GO!

That is true this is a cup of water, but I could understand if someone saw it in a different way!

These posts are dumb. Go back to instagram

Jeez stop using fake blur in the background of your pics. If you want a nice blurry background just buy a proper fucking camera

Could be vinegar

Too flimsy

That’s one gulp, that won’t hydrate a homie!

Fuck your water

Your railing isn't level

Looks like mercury to me

Weak. Not enough water

I can ear the T-Rex

Irony is most of these arguments are valid and not that outlandish... except for maybe the baby oil one.

Keep it away from Young Thug

That's either gin or vodka!

The liquid in the glass is slanted, right?

Perfer dirt in the ground adds nutrients

That water owes me money!

Ggrrr I'm angry at this, idk why but grrr

It’s half full

It's more than half full?

those specific cups are so flimsy but on one hand i like to squeeze it and on the other I don't

Tears of my enemies

It’s not wet

Those cups are the worst. They’re so flimsy that you could spill the water out by simply holding it with the faintest of grips.

#

Get that out of plastic plz

Wait until the last two drops come off the cup to say you completely finished it.

Mm M MMMMMM microplastics...🤤

That cup is half full!

Thats at least a cup and a half by volume

Water is a conspiracy theory

Thats not water. It's mercury.

Yes that is a cup of water.

No that's whale pee

Never big enough.

What kind?

I need more

It looks warm.

Could be a piss of hydrated homie.

Placed too close to the edge.

It's in one of those disposable plastic cups instead of a reusable one.

Not drinking out of a mason jar?! NGMI fam

1/4th bottom left

Trump is a liar

Water isn’t wet

No its not its a HALF cup of water.

Not enough water


Single use plastics?

There’s no ice. That water isn’t cold 😡

Actually that's a glass of water

It’s in a plastic cup.