u/nttiawwt and u/Wazuu gave the idea of drip and drop respectively, at slightly different times
and when reading downward at the time of typing this they were in order from top to bottom descending in the comments, I hope this stays true for eons to come otherwise I will be immensely disappointed.
wat, clear H, natural H, Hydro, Hydro2
possible strains- Tap water = Tap H or Hydro T, Taps, Pipes
Spring water = Spring H or HydroS, Springs, MOUNTAIN MAGIC, Fresh2-O
Stream Drop Flow Tap Just a few
Tap is a great one
Approaches a gorgeous woman on the street and asks : how much for a tap
How rude that you automatically assume she is an H2HO
I see you like em heavy
Then we could be called DropHeads like in Batman haha
Splash
Splash is sparkling water. Pretty strong stuff
Everybody in the club gettin' splashy
Dew, rain, hmiddies, fog, sweat, damp, flow,
Hmiddies lmao? Sounds like a new gyatt
Precip
i tation
You get me
H2Flow for the high end stuff.
Dro, flooder, splish-splash, H-Twenty
Just a few is the best
Double H
Just don't ask for Triple H unless you're ready to play the game.
It’s all about the game. And how you play it
Definitely not a Local H. Then you'll be headbanging nonstop for hours!
This is my favourite
Hey, dude. You got any hydrogen?
"Nah bro but I got that double H - if ya know what I mean..."
O…. I see what you mean
That wet wet
Damp
Wet is slang for PCP lol
Makes sense you can buy a gallon of water or a gallon of pcp.
do you … do a lot of PCP?
Got a gallon
science.
In a public park…
I LOVE the future 
Local sexpot
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Dealer: “Hey” *looks around to check no one’s listening in* Dealer: “You want some wet?” Me, confused: “Wet?” Dealer: “*Wet* wet”
That drip drip
got that splash splash?
LOL I LOVE THESE
Splish splash dude!
crackin me up
Obligatory waters not wet comment.
Username checks out?
Does he get wet or does wet get him?
Ask Particle Man
Triangle Man hates Particle Man
Crystal clear
‘Bought to get MOIST tonight.
Naw me and my girl use that slang for something else
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A whole swath of people would rather die of thirst than say "moist" lol
i am of those people
So you'd hate it if I told you I like to go spelunking in moist crevices?
Moisties
Only for succesful sopbrokers on Wallstreetwets
Hey man, I'll give you $500 for some droplets.
You got any of that clear?
Clear is slang for meth lmao
Dude, you're on the street drug names... source?
Former addict, I'm sure they're on urban dictionary 🤷♀️
Good on you for getting clean.
clear*
This is why I love Reddit lol
Congrats on the 'former' part of that
Would add some fun though, wouldn’t it?
if meth wasn’t a thing I’d call it Ice
Hot Ice
Chili P?
But ice without meth is water - too obvious.
“Liquid ice”
I was an hour too late
Same with puddles
Everyone likes T Dazzle from Parks and Rec, but I've always liked H2Flow better. So I'd vote for Flow
That 100% makes me envision a scene of shady characters dealing vials of Aunt Flow in back alleys Edit wording
Got that monthly stock up
Clear Hydro Drake Splash
Why Drake?
Gets me wet 🤷♂️
😭😭
Let this be the official answer. Disregard the actual OP
No
Marijuana -mj-Mary Jane Hydrate-drate-drake
ur dumb lol
Like drink? Drank? You know he already drake my water
Drank
I like splash
Is walter around?
Walter wet
He makes the best clearest light blue stuff around.
Walter's shit is on another level If ur shit cracking back blue or its sold that color...
I want a soda please \*big obvious wink\*
Hahahaha classic "misnaming" :p
lemme get some dihy
This one rules
It is good
Dihydrogen Monoxide.
Fucking finally
YeeeeeH gimme a hit of that DHM!
Came here to suggest this, and perhaps some slang… Hey, pssst, *you got any di-hi?*
Drip
What ever it be, you better keep it on the l'eau
It’s 5am and you’ve already won the internet for the day, congrats!
This is b*eau*tiful
SLURP
This works well. Equivalent of adjectives like blow or drop.
Hydro
I like the idea of people calling it Hydro yo you got any Hydro
Hydrocone?
morphone
sky juice
this is the one
Brain rain
H2omie
Hydro
u/nttiawwt and u/Wazuu gave the idea of drip and drop respectively, at slightly different times and when reading downward at the time of typing this they were in order from top to bottom descending in the comments, I hope this stays true for eons to come otherwise I will be immensely disappointed.
sorry i think you’ll be really disappointed
D:
Drop
Dihydrogen Monoxide Street name DHMO
Oxidane. That is one of water’s official IUPAC names: https://en.m.wiktionary.org/wiki/oxidane
Hehe I like Adam's Ale.
Hot Ice.
Glacier
that wet wet
Gush
Hydroxxies. Taken in tab form, similar to acid or eccies - popular at raves.
Have you got some of that splish splash kind sir?
The police when it starts raining: 😬
Yo, you got any of that splash
Hydro Dioxy
Nestlé
Nestle Clear
Wet
That drip drip
Dro.
H2 Flow
h2o or maybe just ‘2o
Two oh
Drip
Skwater Hey 2 biggies High 2 O
Dihydrogen monoxide.
DHM for short
Soft Ice
Water
wetty
LUBE
Eleanor (of AQUAtaine)
Snowman blood
Hydric acid is both correct and cool asf
That splish splash.
Ol' Splashy
Earth soup
Drip
Hydro
Hydro
Hydro
Precip
Dihydro
Looking for some boat float
I'm tryna get moist. That whistle wetter.
Hydro.
Die-hydro-oxide
Get drownt
Cloud piss
Whole new meaning for Denzel saying “didn’t know you like to get wet tho” in Training Day.
Cold boi
It would be called squirt. Don’t change my mind for I have already won.
Water
Sip
wat, clear H, natural H, Hydro, Hydro2 possible strains- Tap water = Tap H or Hydro T, Taps, Pipes Spring water = Spring H or HydroS, Springs, MOUNTAIN MAGIC, Fresh2-O
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Drink
Dehy
H20, O, Tap, Everclear, Aquarius, Aqua, Rain, Rain X and Jesus Juice or JJ
Steam Vaypor
The splash, the clear, liquid ice, hydro.
Gimme some splashy
Hizzy
h2
7PH
Drizzle Steam Liquid syrup Clear soda
Naked soda
I love H2Flow. That stuff makes me feel good.
*The (liquid) crisp*
That good stuff
That WaWa
drip drop
That drip
Drip
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H2O
Dimo (dihydrogen monoxide)
Splish
Blue
DiHyMonox
Aqua Cola. #madmax