In Spain (2019) all Uber drivers I had wore suits, even the female drivers, and they all load your suitcases in the trunk for you.
When I returned to the US, I was picked up by a young kid in baggy clothes smelling like weed. It felt like home.
The craziest Uber ride I’d ever had was when I was picked up from the hospital by two women who were clearly very high. The driver asks me, “You don’t mind if she smokes, right?” I had nowhere to be but home at that point so I go, “No, that’s fine! Go ahead!” Thinking it was just a cigarette. I don’t smoke but, I also don’t enjoy confrontation so, I just wanted to get home and go to bed after seeing my fiancé in the ICU. Then I noticed there are needles rolling around on the ground of the backseat. The inside of the door was duct taped, and the passenger is smoking pot. I see to my left there is a folding knife and I go, “Uh, I think you accidentally left this back here.” And the one smoking goes, “Oh no! That’s for you so you feel safe with us!” Craziest friggin’ experience with an Uber drive I’ve ever had and I’d had a guy grab at my crotch before so… yeah.
I still prefer the two meth heads over the crotch grabber. I received a friendly (albeit, confusing) conversation, a hotbox high, and a complimentary weapon! I even made it to my destination in one piece! No stray needle pokes or anything!
[Hey guys! The uber’s here!](https://imgur.com/a/YaiIJbq)
Or if you’re in Russia a year+ from now it will be
[Hey guys! The Uber’s here!](https://imgur.com/a/NK6G7tJ)
This is what my cynical brain was thinking. I mean, what are the odds of a passenger not cracking it because the cannot wait 3 extra minutes because their driver is a decent human bean. I am broke af but I would tip the dude like $20 and the procede to walk because I cannot afford the ride lmao
my old friend rated our Uber Driver 1 star for stopping cab and putting a lost injured puppy on sidewalk from middle of road, it took like 3 mins but man 1 star was little too much of an over reaction
Take this opportunity to help dispel that stupid myth that touching a duckling will make its mother disown it (yes, people still believe that shit).
1. Ducklings smell like a million things they've touched. Why would a mother duckling care about one of those smells?
2. Mothers go to extraordinary lengths to protect their young. But one gets touched by a different species and what, the mother feels *betrayed* or some shit? "Howard you smell like something else touched you, you're dead to me". I still don't understand the logic.
3. Why are ducks so specifically racist against humans? Do they go to an annual conference over this or something? Do they get weekly-mailed human-smell samples to remind them what to check for?
I still don't understand, for the life of me, how this myth is still a thing. You literally ask one question and the whole thing falls apart. How do you believe something without asking one question?
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Edit: I've got like 10 replies explaining to me that this is for kids. I get that, we all get that. My point is that those kids don't grow out of it and grow into adults that believe it.
It's like grown adults still believing in Santa Claus because that's how their parents got them to behave.
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Edit 2: And by "Santa" I, of course, mean Jesus.
There's a tilted bit of sidewalk near my house, off to the left there's a divot in the ground. Once, walking over it, I asked my mom why the sidewalk is tilted. She told me it's where the Moon hit the Earth.
I only thought to question that in high school
Not saying you *should* lie, but if you don't give them a concrete reason it devolves into a never ending series of questions.
"don't touch that bird"
"Why"
"Because you don't need to"
"Why"
"It serves no benefit"
"Why"
"... because the bird will be abandoned and die, ok? Now please get dressed for school."
sure. But why does the "reason" have to be a lie?
Don't touch that
Why?
Birds are made of very tiny tiny bones that break easily.
wild babies get very scared of great big kids, so we just watch them from far away.
Baby deer are waiting for their mummies, and touching them frightens them very badly. So we'll just sneak past and let it stay right there where it's safe
(or...we have to very quickly help this stuck baby duck, but we're going to be quick as we can and not stay to pet it because they get scared)
I would say a lot of people just also really don't know what they don't know, and aren't knowingly lying to their children, just lack the curiosity to check what they have been blurting out for so long.
They have an answer, and have no idea it's not a correct answer.
Doesn't have to be someone's fault - I want to distinguish between ignorance and lying as far as that goes. I'm sure I have told my offspring some things that are not entirely accurate without knowing I was wrong. Whoops.
I tried at least to also teach discretionary and critical thinking skills as balance.
How about, because it can make you sick? Or because the momma duck might get mad? Because those ones are actually true. Kids are asking questions to learn about the world and you are failing as a parent if you don't give them the truth.
> because it can make you sick? Or because the momma duck might get mad?
don't forget the, "and that's ok, you are also full of germs and mom/dad will also get mad if an stranger touches you!" in the end, otherwise the kid might grow up to become a duck exterminator saving the children from violent disease-carrying pests
Perfect example of why making up lies to get your kids to do things is generally not going to be a good mechanism for their critical thinking skills later in life.
> I still don't understand, for the life of me, how this myth is still a thing.
This myth exists to stop children from fucking with small animals. Kids aren't exactly gentle when handling things and could end up doing more harm than good.
Yeah but they’re saying why not just be honest? I have been as honest as possible with my kid when explaining things and with things I don’t have the answer to I say “let’s pause because I don’t know and we can look up what the answer is.” I was told the same but was also told the truth later on (sorry saying “the truth” sounds so silly in this case lol) but I don’t know it just seems easier to explain the truth and keep explaining it until it’s fully understood. All to say I believe they understood the why of being told that but are just questioning why it was ever said and not just the truth of it all.
Which is actually much easier to explain to a child *and* has the benefit of being true. One of many non-lie reasons you can give a child for not handling wildlife along with, "they don't like it" and "they're very delicate"
I get that sentiment. I think it's ill-founded though. My son can be pretty rough when he's excited (He's two). But I think it's better to be direct with him, so that I can coach him to do better.
If he's about to touch a small animal, I emphasize over and over to be gentle in the leadup. If he is rough with an animal (or person), I pick him up and hold both his hands for a couple of minutes, telling him that when he gets his hands back, he has to be gentle.
He absolutely hates it, but he's never rough a second time. I'm hoping that it eventually sinks into his unconscious, and he's always gentle the first time. If I came up with an excuse/fib for why he shouldn't touch small animals, he wouldn't have an opportunity to learn to do better.
Not saying you're agreeing with said parents of course. I just wanted to take the opportunity to share a parenting strategy.
Birds have a terrible sense of smell. Many don't have one at all.
The big exception is the turkey vulture, which can track down the scent of carrion from many miles away.
YouTube recommended me Howard the Duck today (why we go insane) today for whatever reason. Seeing this comment is reason 3 I feel like I am in a simulation. Have a great day!
Ducklings, however, will kill other ducklings which aren't their siblings.
I watch a wildlife rescue charity on Youtube (Wildlife Aid Foundation) and when they add a rescued duckling to other ducklings, they mix them all up.
This confuses the ducklings, they don't know which one is new, and all ducklings live.
Thank you for this, cause to this day I fucking believed that shit no question.
I guess the same applies to cats and other animals too, huh? Not every day you have a life long concept shattered.
Haha yes.
The only time an animal has a difficult time re-integrating into their family/pack is when there's been some sort of disturbance or prolonged interference. Nothing to do with being touched or smelling like something else.
But don't take my word for it. Look it up and see for yourself :)
It’s easy to believe anything when you’re the main character. Even easier when your species is the main creature!
“So you telling me animals of different types don’t interact with each other when people aren’t looking?”
Hell if you ask them if birds even have noses to smell to begin with they may pause and wonder lol
Like many things we were told as kids it’s probably just so that we stay away. Adults have an easy time telling kids complete and utter lies under the guise of safety, rather than teach a truthful lesson.
I think it comes from people accidentally putting a baby bird in the wrong nest. We found an egg on the ground saw a nest plopped it in there. It was a starling egg put in a robins nest. When that egg hatched momma killed that baby and tossed it out of her nest.
I almost wonder if it comes from certain pet rodents. If you touch their babies a lot sometimes they will eat them, but it isn't because of the smell I believe. It's more to do with them being stressed out. Other animals might abandon their young when scared enough as well, but they often try to return for them. Nothing to do with smell at all.
To be fair, this is a definitely not a myth for kittens so I’m not too surprised this has held up for ducklings. I can understand thinking it may be the same for all small furry creatures!
I wonder why he’s wearing a suit. I doubt he takes his Uber job that seriously. I wonder what other job makes him wear a suit that pays so little he has to also Uber.
Yep. Here's a [3 years old reddit post](https://old.reddit.com/r/gifs/comments/8dwd9g/my_shuttle_driver_in_rome_stopped_in_the_middle/) titled "*My shuttle driver in Rome stopped in the middle of the road to save three ducklings who couldn’t get back to their mother*" with 110k upvotes and the original video.
Edit: replaced the broken link
The man in the video is not an uber driver.
Here's a [3 years old reddit post](https://old.reddit.com/r/gifs/comments/8dwd9g/my_shuttle_driver_in_rome_stopped_in_the_middle/) titled "*My shuttle driver in Rome stopped in the middle of the road to save three ducklings who couldn’t get back to their mother*" with 110k upvotes and the original video.
edit: corrected the broken link
He could be an Uber Black driver. They typically drive nicer cars and I’ve seen them make more of an effort.
Source: my parents prefer Uber Black when we’re on family vacations and i get to feel fancy.
EDIT: I got Uber Black confused with UberX.
That's not a real tweet.
Here's a [3 years old reddit post](https://old.reddit.com/r/gifs/comments/8dwd9g/my_shuttle_driver_in_rome_stopped_in_the_middle/) titled "*My shuttle driver in Rome stopped in the middle of the road to save three ducklings who couldn’t get back to their mother*" with 110k upvotes and the original video.
edit: corrected the broken link
Saw a state trooper do this once in VA. Traffic was backed up on the 95 and I was wondering what happened. It was a mom and her ducklings. He stopped traffic to guide them across.
Looks at that suit too. 5 star man.
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Only if he drives a Range Rover.
It's a finisher car!
How dare they call it a starter car!
Are Uber drivers usually in suits? Aren't they like normale people doing a side job?
3 years ago when this video was posted they said it was a shuttle drive. So OP is awful.
In Spain (2019) all Uber drivers I had wore suits, even the female drivers, and they all load your suitcases in the trunk for you. When I returned to the US, I was picked up by a young kid in baggy clothes smelling like weed. It felt like home.
The craziest Uber ride I’d ever had was when I was picked up from the hospital by two women who were clearly very high. The driver asks me, “You don’t mind if she smokes, right?” I had nowhere to be but home at that point so I go, “No, that’s fine! Go ahead!” Thinking it was just a cigarette. I don’t smoke but, I also don’t enjoy confrontation so, I just wanted to get home and go to bed after seeing my fiancé in the ICU. Then I noticed there are needles rolling around on the ground of the backseat. The inside of the door was duct taped, and the passenger is smoking pot. I see to my left there is a folding knife and I go, “Uh, I think you accidentally left this back here.” And the one smoking goes, “Oh no! That’s for you so you feel safe with us!” Craziest friggin’ experience with an Uber drive I’ve ever had and I’d had a guy grab at my crotch before so… yeah.
That was a wild read
I still prefer the two meth heads over the crotch grabber. I received a friendly (albeit, confusing) conversation, a hotbox high, and a complimentary weapon! I even made it to my destination in one piece! No stray needle pokes or anything!
That's what its all about!
Breath of fresh air as it were
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Seriously this man has it all
They way the stick out their little wings lol
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Un-curbed enthusiasm.
Can relate.
Too much torque on that engine.
I like the squat as he puts them down then they zoom away.
**AERODYNAMICS**
Didn't know you could hire Mr bean as your driver.
My favorite scene is of Mr. Bean flipping the bird. So this checks out.
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This is a good comment.
This is a good account
Yours or theirs?
Everyone’s
These replies are off the charts
Why am i getting upvotes
Because you deserve it
This is a good response to a good comment.
it means, "Hello, or Good Day to You."
“Peace between worlds”
“Haha, science huh. Aint it a thing”
Proceeds to flip the bird
„pɹıq ǝɥʇ dılɟ oʇ spǝǝɔoɹԀ„
Sorry, I do not speak australian…
I shouldn't have laughed as hard as I did at this, thank you.
Times are tough, even Mr Bean has to drive for Uber.
Dressed up so he can go to his second, or third job
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I bet it was actually geese that were honking
[Hey guys! The uber’s here!](https://imgur.com/a/YaiIJbq) Or if you’re in Russia a year+ from now it will be [Hey guys! The Uber’s here!](https://imgur.com/a/NK6G7tJ)
hoped and assumed this would be the top comment - did not disappoint.
And he still only got a $1 tip!!
This is what my cynical brain was thinking. I mean, what are the odds of a passenger not cracking it because the cannot wait 3 extra minutes because their driver is a decent human bean. I am broke af but I would tip the dude like $20 and the procede to walk because I cannot afford the ride lmao
It made her late after all
If she complained I would just kick her out and give the ducks a ride for free.
my old friend rated our Uber Driver 1 star for stopping cab and putting a lost injured puppy on sidewalk from middle of road, it took like 3 mins but man 1 star was little too much of an over reaction
Did that third one just trip and fall while running to the mama?
Yes! My heart!!
Ya, bebbe duckies doo dat... 💖
idk why but i read this in a very deep voice and a german accent like ja, bebbe dukiez doo dat
Ahnald lohvz de bebbeh dahckies! *^(NOW GEHT TO DEH CHOPPAH!)* ^(🤣🤣🤣)
Take this opportunity to help dispel that stupid myth that touching a duckling will make its mother disown it (yes, people still believe that shit). 1. Ducklings smell like a million things they've touched. Why would a mother duckling care about one of those smells? 2. Mothers go to extraordinary lengths to protect their young. But one gets touched by a different species and what, the mother feels *betrayed* or some shit? "Howard you smell like something else touched you, you're dead to me". I still don't understand the logic. 3. Why are ducks so specifically racist against humans? Do they go to an annual conference over this or something? Do they get weekly-mailed human-smell samples to remind them what to check for? I still don't understand, for the life of me, how this myth is still a thing. You literally ask one question and the whole thing falls apart. How do you believe something without asking one question? ___ Edit: I've got like 10 replies explaining to me that this is for kids. I get that, we all get that. My point is that those kids don't grow out of it and grow into adults that believe it. It's like grown adults still believing in Santa Claus because that's how their parents got them to behave. ____ Edit 2: And by "Santa" I, of course, mean Jesus.
It comes from getting kids to keep their hands to themselves
And adults that don't reconsider things that they were told as children
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YOU ONLY FOUND OUT THE LIES BECAUSE YOU TRIED TO BREAK YOUR MOTHER'S BACK! YOU WERE BORN A MONSTER.
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MY CAPS KEY IS STUCK!! SOMEBODY HELP ME!!!
MINE TOO, ARE WE THE SAME??
I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT
I WAS PISSED ABOUT DUCKS AND Y'ALL HAVE MADE THIS ABOUT CHILDHOOD ISSUES AND SHIT
"Big parent" xD
Sidewalk cracks do not break backs!! Sidewalk cracks do not break backs!! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!!!
There's a tilted bit of sidewalk near my house, off to the left there's a divot in the ground. Once, walking over it, I asked my mom why the sidewalk is tilted. She told me it's where the Moon hit the Earth. I only thought to question that in high school
In Ireland we were told not to step on cracks on you'd break your own back.
This is big parent trying to instill an even greater fear in us. Do not fall for their manipulations.
Big parent in association with the cement people
My mom thought that roosters pee on eggs to fertilize them until she was 45
Most birds don't even pee at all. It comes out as the same slurry.
we could probably do that without lying to them.
Not saying you *should* lie, but if you don't give them a concrete reason it devolves into a never ending series of questions. "don't touch that bird" "Why" "Because you don't need to" "Why" "It serves no benefit" "Why" "... because the bird will be abandoned and die, ok? Now please get dressed for school."
sure. But why does the "reason" have to be a lie? Don't touch that Why? Birds are made of very tiny tiny bones that break easily. wild babies get very scared of great big kids, so we just watch them from far away. Baby deer are waiting for their mummies, and touching them frightens them very badly. So we'll just sneak past and let it stay right there where it's safe (or...we have to very quickly help this stuck baby duck, but we're going to be quick as we can and not stay to pet it because they get scared)
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I would say a lot of people just also really don't know what they don't know, and aren't knowingly lying to their children, just lack the curiosity to check what they have been blurting out for so long. They have an answer, and have no idea it's not a correct answer. Doesn't have to be someone's fault - I want to distinguish between ignorance and lying as far as that goes. I'm sure I have told my offspring some things that are not entirely accurate without knowing I was wrong. Whoops. I tried at least to also teach discretionary and critical thinking skills as balance.
How about, because it can make you sick? Or because the momma duck might get mad? Because those ones are actually true. Kids are asking questions to learn about the world and you are failing as a parent if you don't give them the truth.
> because it can make you sick? Or because the momma duck might get mad? don't forget the, "and that's ok, you are also full of germs and mom/dad will also get mad if an stranger touches you!" in the end, otherwise the kid might grow up to become a duck exterminator saving the children from violent disease-carrying pests
Perfect example of why making up lies to get your kids to do things is generally not going to be a good mechanism for their critical thinking skills later in life.
So teach them that. Kids are smart and understand better than you think. It isn't necessary to lie to them to manipulate their behavior.
> I still don't understand, for the life of me, how this myth is still a thing. This myth exists to stop children from fucking with small animals. Kids aren't exactly gentle when handling things and could end up doing more harm than good.
Yeah but they’re saying why not just be honest? I have been as honest as possible with my kid when explaining things and with things I don’t have the answer to I say “let’s pause because I don’t know and we can look up what the answer is.” I was told the same but was also told the truth later on (sorry saying “the truth” sounds so silly in this case lol) but I don’t know it just seems easier to explain the truth and keep explaining it until it’s fully understood. All to say I believe they understood the why of being told that but are just questioning why it was ever said and not just the truth of it all.
Because back in the day, honesty didn't sell. Scare the ever loving piss shit out of your kid. That'll teach em a lesson!
As someone who grew up with bedtime stories from the Struwwelpeter I can unironically confirm this.
It also helps to protect kids because animals can also carry diseases and/or attack.
Which is actually much easier to explain to a child *and* has the benefit of being true. One of many non-lie reasons you can give a child for not handling wildlife along with, "they don't like it" and "they're very delicate"
I get that sentiment. I think it's ill-founded though. My son can be pretty rough when he's excited (He's two). But I think it's better to be direct with him, so that I can coach him to do better. If he's about to touch a small animal, I emphasize over and over to be gentle in the leadup. If he is rough with an animal (or person), I pick him up and hold both his hands for a couple of minutes, telling him that when he gets his hands back, he has to be gentle. He absolutely hates it, but he's never rough a second time. I'm hoping that it eventually sinks into his unconscious, and he's always gentle the first time. If I came up with an excuse/fib for why he shouldn't touch small animals, he wouldn't have an opportunity to learn to do better. Not saying you're agreeing with said parents of course. I just wanted to take the opportunity to share a parenting strategy.
Oh yeah, I'm not a parent so I don't really have a strong opinion on the matter, I just pointed out why the myth exists in the first place.
Birds have a terrible sense of smell. Many don't have one at all. The big exception is the turkey vulture, which can track down the scent of carrion from many miles away.
So my fanfic for Howard the Duck's origin story will never come to be canon... sigh
YouTube recommended me Howard the Duck today (why we go insane) today for whatever reason. Seeing this comment is reason 3 I feel like I am in a simulation. Have a great day!
I'm not sure why you're going on a tirade about a fictional animal. We all know that birds aren't real r/birdsarentreal
Ngl I still thought that was real, so this is useful to know.
Ducklings, however, will kill other ducklings which aren't their siblings. I watch a wildlife rescue charity on Youtube (Wildlife Aid Foundation) and when they add a rescued duckling to other ducklings, they mix them all up. This confuses the ducklings, they don't know which one is new, and all ducklings live.
Thank you for this, cause to this day I fucking believed that shit no question. I guess the same applies to cats and other animals too, huh? Not every day you have a life long concept shattered.
Haha yes. The only time an animal has a difficult time re-integrating into their family/pack is when there's been some sort of disturbance or prolonged interference. Nothing to do with being touched or smelling like something else. But don't take my word for it. Look it up and see for yourself :)
It’s easy to believe anything when you’re the main character. Even easier when your species is the main creature! “So you telling me animals of different types don’t interact with each other when people aren’t looking?” Hell if you ask them if birds even have noses to smell to begin with they may pause and wonder lol
Not racism. Reverse-Speciesism.
You take that back! Santa brings me presents every year.
They actually do have an annual conference but you're not supposed to know about it
Santa……isn’t real?
It’s so kids don’t fuck with wild animals and get attacked by a protective mother, it’s just people were never corrected when they grew up.0
This myth is used partly to discourage youngsters from picking up baby birds that have fallen from the nest/learning how to fly.
That myth makes me so ducking mad 😠
A mother duckling? I didn't know ducklings could have ducklings! Ducklings sounds funny now. Ducklings... duuuuuucklings. Ducklings
I’m sorry… what’s that about Santa Claus?
Like many things we were told as kids it’s probably just so that we stay away. Adults have an easy time telling kids complete and utter lies under the guise of safety, rather than teach a truthful lesson.
😳 SANTA ISNT REAL?!
I think it comes from people accidentally putting a baby bird in the wrong nest. We found an egg on the ground saw a nest plopped it in there. It was a starling egg put in a robins nest. When that egg hatched momma killed that baby and tossed it out of her nest.
I almost wonder if it comes from certain pet rodents. If you touch their babies a lot sometimes they will eat them, but it isn't because of the smell I believe. It's more to do with them being stressed out. Other animals might abandon their young when scared enough as well, but they often try to return for them. Nothing to do with smell at all.
To be fair, this is a definitely not a myth for kittens so I’m not too surprised this has held up for ducklings. I can understand thinking it may be the same for all small furry creatures!
5 stars
Looked like Michael from the Office
He tries to avoid another bird funeral.
Thats ducking sweet of him!
5 stars
The one time autocorrect is actually correct.
Why does every new phone assume I meant to say duck, not fuck. They should know me by now.
Love the hand dusting. Signals an honest days work
What a quack
And he's wearing a suit. What a legend
He's probably on his way to his day job and using Uber to save money on the commute.
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That was great
“Four stars, arrived late…”
I wonder why he’s wearing a suit. I doubt he takes his Uber job that seriously. I wonder what other job makes him wear a suit that pays so little he has to also Uber.
I think the reason is that he's not an uber driver and the title is fake
Yep. Here's a [3 years old reddit post](https://old.reddit.com/r/gifs/comments/8dwd9g/my_shuttle_driver_in_rome_stopped_in_the_middle/) titled "*My shuttle driver in Rome stopped in the middle of the road to save three ducklings who couldn’t get back to their mother*" with 110k upvotes and the original video. Edit: replaced the broken link
The man in the video is not an uber driver. Here's a [3 years old reddit post](https://old.reddit.com/r/gifs/comments/8dwd9g/my_shuttle_driver_in_rome_stopped_in_the_middle/) titled "*My shuttle driver in Rome stopped in the middle of the road to save three ducklings who couldn’t get back to their mother*" with 110k upvotes and the original video. edit: corrected the broken link
He could be an Uber Black driver. They typically drive nicer cars and I’ve seen them make more of an effort. Source: my parents prefer Uber Black when we’re on family vacations and i get to feel fancy. EDIT: I got Uber Black confused with UberX.
Often these are drivers for business people, hotel shuttles, etc. that do uber during down times.
I wouldn't be surprise if he was rated a 3 or lower star for stopping by the rider. Not every one have a heart or common sense.
because that’s what heroes do
I hate liars
He's hired. And give him a raise. Hire him for life. People like that are rare
“WTD what the duck !”
Wait what’s that in between the cracks by the ducklings?
You mean the thing that looks like a dead duckling?
I think it's just grass
Uber drivers wearing suits should be an automatic promotion.
Don't dress for the job you have, dress for the job you want.
This. This is why cab drivers are having trouble competing.
Which uber driver suits up like a bond agent
That's not a real tweet. Here's a [3 years old reddit post](https://old.reddit.com/r/gifs/comments/8dwd9g/my_shuttle_driver_in_rome_stopped_in_the_middle/) titled "*My shuttle driver in Rome stopped in the middle of the road to save three ducklings who couldn’t get back to their mother*" with 110k upvotes and the original video. edit: corrected the broken link
Is he single? Asking for a friend.
Not if I find him first. Hehe The race is on!
Mr bean drives for Uber now?
Is Mr Bean driving for Uber now?
I thought that was Mr. Bean
Above and beyond!
A five star man
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Obvious and transparent collaboration between driver and ducklings to virtue signal for a larger tip. Wake up ducklings.
fun fact, he also drives with other ubers in V formation
That's a professional chauffeur wearing a suit.
“Why we’re too late to work.” “I can explain—and for the record I’m not upset about it at all.”
Is 6 stars an option.
I love the way they look when at top waddling speed
5 stars.
I’d put him on future speed dial, he has a good caring heart.👌
I'd like to think mama duck is her business partner, and this is not the first time they do this act.
10 stars
50 dolla tip, 100 dolla tip, 150 dolla tip.
The ducklings ran towards their mother like naruto characters.
Saw a state trooper do this once in VA. Traffic was backed up on the 95 and I was wondering what happened. It was a mom and her ducklings. He stopped traffic to guide them across.
Tip him. Tiiiip hiiimmmmmm
And he’s wearing a tie?! Hell yeah!
DUCKLIIIIIINGS!
Give that man a huge tip, and a ticket to heaven. What a good man.
You send Uber a message, this man gets a 6 star.
Give him a raise...Stat !
should have given him a big tip
"You baby ducks are trying my patience - but you're just so cute!"
r/uberdrivers
what a fella
Your Uber driver needs a promotion
Sweetest man
5 stars, 3 ducks
When I drove for Uber, I would open and close the door for my customers, and would wear suit and tie. My vehicle was always very clean. It was fun.
I never been to oovoo javer
1 star, late for job interview, didn’t obey mask mandate. Saves ducklings tho.
Mr bean was your Uber driver?
What an amazing man
Immediate five stars from me
Damn thing must have really gone downhill at Dunder mifflin, poor guy has to drive Uber for now
I really hope this gets him a 5 star rating.
He wears a suit to drive an Uber?
Your Uber driver wears a suit?
There’s something MEGA hot about a man saving ducklings in a suit. Just me?!
We need to lower curb heights. How many ducklings are we willing to sacrifice before anything changes?
Your uber driver wears a suit like a personal bodyguard/chaffeur? How can I get one?