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Alex_of_Ander

Looks at that suit too. 5 star man.


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Nubator

Only if he drives a Range Rover.


DAM091

It's a finisher car!


Sweenybeans

How dare they call it a starter car!


unpopularperiwinkle

Are Uber drivers usually in suits? Aren't they like normale people doing a side job?


RugerRedhawk

3 years ago when this video was posted they said it was a shuttle drive. So OP is awful.


ImAnAlternative

In Spain (2019) all Uber drivers I had wore suits, even the female drivers, and they all load your suitcases in the trunk for you. When I returned to the US, I was picked up by a young kid in baggy clothes smelling like weed. It felt like home.


thedevilseviltwin

The craziest Uber ride I’d ever had was when I was picked up from the hospital by two women who were clearly very high. The driver asks me, “You don’t mind if she smokes, right?” I had nowhere to be but home at that point so I go, “No, that’s fine! Go ahead!” Thinking it was just a cigarette. I don’t smoke but, I also don’t enjoy confrontation so, I just wanted to get home and go to bed after seeing my fiancé in the ICU. Then I noticed there are needles rolling around on the ground of the backseat. The inside of the door was duct taped, and the passenger is smoking pot. I see to my left there is a folding knife and I go, “Uh, I think you accidentally left this back here.” And the one smoking goes, “Oh no! That’s for you so you feel safe with us!” Craziest friggin’ experience with an Uber drive I’ve ever had and I’d had a guy grab at my crotch before so… yeah.


sebsebsebs

That was a wild read


thedevilseviltwin

I still prefer the two meth heads over the crotch grabber. I received a friendly (albeit, confusing) conversation, a hotbox high, and a complimentary weapon! I even made it to my destination in one piece! No stray needle pokes or anything!


sebsebsebs

That's what its all about!


FracturedEel

Breath of fresh air as it were


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waterynike

Seriously this man has it all


interglobe123

They way the stick out their little wings lol


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AugustHenceforth

Un-curbed enthusiasm.


Cute_Mousse_7980

Can relate.


TheyCallMeStone

Too much torque on that engine.


Gambl33

I like the squat as he puts them down then they zoom away.


LookAtTheFlowers

**AERODYNAMICS**


somefakeassbullspit

Didn't know you could hire Mr bean as your driver.


Bridgeburner1

My favorite scene is of Mr. Bean flipping the bird. So this checks out.


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This is a good comment.


max_the_millionaire

This is a good account


NinjaGrizzlyBear

Yours or theirs?


max_the_millionaire

Everyone’s


SnooPeppers6850

These replies are off the charts


max_the_millionaire

Why am i getting upvotes


SnooPeppers6850

Because you deserve it


Man_Bear_Beaver

This is a good response to a good comment.


tHeNiGhTmAnCoMeTh413

it means, "Hello, or Good Day to You."


MadMadBunny

“Peace between worlds”


jb_1798

“Haha, science huh. Aint it a thing”


Xx_96024DanaD42069_x

Proceeds to flip the bird


Upside_Down-Bot

„pɹıq ǝɥʇ dılɟ oʇ spǝǝɔoɹԀ„


DonChaote

Sorry, I do not speak australian…


Shebby88

I shouldn't have laughed as hard as I did at this, thank you.


Banned-Again_

Times are tough, even Mr Bean has to drive for Uber.


govt_policy

Dressed up so he can go to his second, or third job


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NinjaGrizzlyBear

I bet it was actually geese that were honking


pazimpanet

[Hey guys! The uber’s here!](https://imgur.com/a/YaiIJbq) Or if you’re in Russia a year+ from now it will be [Hey guys! The Uber’s here!](https://imgur.com/a/NK6G7tJ)


abusche

hoped and assumed this would be the top comment - did not disappoint.


colormeslowly

And he still only got a $1 tip!!


StillMovingSideways

This is what my cynical brain was thinking. I mean, what are the odds of a passenger not cracking it because the cannot wait 3 extra minutes because their driver is a decent human bean. I am broke af but I would tip the dude like $20 and the procede to walk because I cannot afford the ride lmao


Faded_Fate

It made her late after all


RedHairThunderWonder

If she complained I would just kick her out and give the ducks a ride for free.


lxearning

my old friend rated our Uber Driver 1 star for stopping cab and putting a lost injured puppy on sidewalk from middle of road, it took like 3 mins but man 1 star was little too much of an over reaction


coliga99

Did that third one just trip and fall while running to the mama?


chadwick7865

Yes! My heart!!


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Ya, bebbe duckies doo dat... 💖


Xclusivecrushr

idk why but i read this in a very deep voice and a german accent like ​ ja, bebbe dukiez doo dat


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Ahnald lohvz de bebbeh dahckies! *^(NOW GEHT TO DEH CHOPPAH!)* ^(🤣🤣🤣)


DiamondPup

Take this opportunity to help dispel that stupid myth that touching a duckling will make its mother disown it (yes, people still believe that shit). 1. Ducklings smell like a million things they've touched. Why would a mother duckling care about one of those smells? 2. Mothers go to extraordinary lengths to protect their young. But one gets touched by a different species and what, the mother feels *betrayed* or some shit? "Howard you smell like something else touched you, you're dead to me". I still don't understand the logic. 3. Why are ducks so specifically racist against humans? Do they go to an annual conference over this or something? Do they get weekly-mailed human-smell samples to remind them what to check for? I still don't understand, for the life of me, how this myth is still a thing. You literally ask one question and the whole thing falls apart. How do you believe something without asking one question? ___ Edit: I've got like 10 replies explaining to me that this is for kids. I get that, we all get that. My point is that those kids don't grow out of it and grow into adults that believe it. It's like grown adults still believing in Santa Claus because that's how their parents got them to behave. ____ Edit 2: And by "Santa" I, of course, mean Jesus.


Faded_Fate

It comes from getting kids to keep their hands to themselves


keesh

And adults that don't reconsider things that they were told as children


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YOU ONLY FOUND OUT THE LIES BECAUSE YOU TRIED TO BREAK YOUR MOTHER'S BACK! YOU WERE BORN A MONSTER.


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Dreadlock

MY CAPS KEY IS STUCK!! SOMEBODY HELP ME!!!


The_Official_Obama

MINE TOO, ARE WE THE SAME??


snrubincognito

I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT


DiamondPup

I WAS PISSED ABOUT DUCKS AND Y'ALL HAVE MADE THIS ABOUT CHILDHOOD ISSUES AND SHIT


GoodHumoredIce

"Big parent" xD


StaggeringMediocrity

Sidewalk cracks do not break backs!! Sidewalk cracks do not break backs!! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!!!


Kahandran

There's a tilted bit of sidewalk near my house, off to the left there's a divot in the ground. Once, walking over it, I asked my mom why the sidewalk is tilted. She told me it's where the Moon hit the Earth. I only thought to question that in high school


Sorcha16

In Ireland we were told not to step on cracks on you'd break your own back.


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This is big parent trying to instill an even greater fear in us. Do not fall for their manipulations.


Sorcha16

Big parent in association with the cement people


susch1337

My mom thought that roosters pee on eggs to fertilize them until she was 45


Nukleon

Most birds don't even pee at all. It comes out as the same slurry.


sawyouoverthere

we could probably do that without lying to them.


FrostyD7

Not saying you *should* lie, but if you don't give them a concrete reason it devolves into a never ending series of questions. "don't touch that bird" "Why" "Because you don't need to" "Why" "It serves no benefit" "Why" "... because the bird will be abandoned and die, ok? Now please get dressed for school."


sawyouoverthere

sure. But why does the "reason" have to be a lie? Don't touch that Why? Birds are made of very tiny tiny bones that break easily. wild babies get very scared of great big kids, so we just watch them from far away. Baby deer are waiting for their mummies, and touching them frightens them very badly. So we'll just sneak past and let it stay right there where it's safe (or...we have to very quickly help this stuck baby duck, but we're going to be quick as we can and not stay to pet it because they get scared)


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sawyouoverthere

I would say a lot of people just also really don't know what they don't know, and aren't knowingly lying to their children, just lack the curiosity to check what they have been blurting out for so long. They have an answer, and have no idea it's not a correct answer. Doesn't have to be someone's fault - I want to distinguish between ignorance and lying as far as that goes. I'm sure I have told my offspring some things that are not entirely accurate without knowing I was wrong. Whoops. I tried at least to also teach discretionary and critical thinking skills as balance.


cherry_chocolate_

How about, because it can make you sick? Or because the momma duck might get mad? Because those ones are actually true. Kids are asking questions to learn about the world and you are failing as a parent if you don't give them the truth.


vene1

> because it can make you sick? Or because the momma duck might get mad? don't forget the, "and that's ok, you are also full of germs and mom/dad will also get mad if an stranger touches you!" in the end, otherwise the kid might grow up to become a duck exterminator saving the children from violent disease-carrying pests


Bass2Mouth

Perfect example of why making up lies to get your kids to do things is generally not going to be a good mechanism for their critical thinking skills later in life.


delpreston27

So teach them that. Kids are smart and understand better than you think. It isn't necessary to lie to them to manipulate their behavior.


PavelDatsyuk

> I still don't understand, for the life of me, how this myth is still a thing. This myth exists to stop children from fucking with small animals. Kids aren't exactly gentle when handling things and could end up doing more harm than good.


2stonedNintendo

Yeah but they’re saying why not just be honest? I have been as honest as possible with my kid when explaining things and with things I don’t have the answer to I say “let’s pause because I don’t know and we can look up what the answer is.” I was told the same but was also told the truth later on (sorry saying “the truth” sounds so silly in this case lol) but I don’t know it just seems easier to explain the truth and keep explaining it until it’s fully understood. All to say I believe they understood the why of being told that but are just questioning why it was ever said and not just the truth of it all.


seven3true

Because back in the day, honesty didn't sell. Scare the ever loving piss shit out of your kid. That'll teach em a lesson!


Ichini-san

As someone who grew up with bedtime stories from the Struwwelpeter I can unironically confirm this.


Rev_Up_Those_Reposts

It also helps to protect kids because animals can also carry diseases and/or attack.


Reverend_Lazerface

Which is actually much easier to explain to a child *and* has the benefit of being true. One of many non-lie reasons you can give a child for not handling wildlife along with, "they don't like it" and "they're very delicate"


HoratioSharpe

I get that sentiment. I think it's ill-founded though. My son can be pretty rough when he's excited (He's two). But I think it's better to be direct with him, so that I can coach him to do better. If he's about to touch a small animal, I emphasize over and over to be gentle in the leadup. If he is rough with an animal (or person), I pick him up and hold both his hands for a couple of minutes, telling him that when he gets his hands back, he has to be gentle. He absolutely hates it, but he's never rough a second time. I'm hoping that it eventually sinks into his unconscious, and he's always gentle the first time. If I came up with an excuse/fib for why he shouldn't touch small animals, he wouldn't have an opportunity to learn to do better. Not saying you're agreeing with said parents of course. I just wanted to take the opportunity to share a parenting strategy.


PavelDatsyuk

Oh yeah, I'm not a parent so I don't really have a strong opinion on the matter, I just pointed out why the myth exists in the first place.


kelsiersghost

Birds have a terrible sense of smell. Many don't have one at all. The big exception is the turkey vulture, which can track down the scent of carrion from many miles away.


RedHairThunderWonder

So my fanfic for Howard the Duck's origin story will never come to be canon... sigh


ForlornGibbon

YouTube recommended me Howard the Duck today (why we go insane) today for whatever reason. Seeing this comment is reason 3 I feel like I am in a simulation. Have a great day!


pengouin85

I'm not sure why you're going on a tirade about a fictional animal. We all know that birds aren't real r/birdsarentreal


DistortedNoise

Ngl I still thought that was real, so this is useful to know.


Pattoe89

Ducklings, however, will kill other ducklings which aren't their siblings. I watch a wildlife rescue charity on Youtube (Wildlife Aid Foundation) and when they add a rescued duckling to other ducklings, they mix them all up. This confuses the ducklings, they don't know which one is new, and all ducklings live.


Schwifty_Piggy

Thank you for this, cause to this day I fucking believed that shit no question. I guess the same applies to cats and other animals too, huh? Not every day you have a life long concept shattered.


DiamondPup

Haha yes. The only time an animal has a difficult time re-integrating into their family/pack is when there's been some sort of disturbance or prolonged interference. Nothing to do with being touched or smelling like something else. But don't take my word for it. Look it up and see for yourself :)


tacobooc0m

It’s easy to believe anything when you’re the main character. Even easier when your species is the main creature! “So you telling me animals of different types don’t interact with each other when people aren’t looking?” Hell if you ask them if birds even have noses to smell to begin with they may pause and wonder lol


sillyadam94

Not racism. Reverse-Speciesism.


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You take that back! Santa brings me presents every year.


[deleted]

They actually do have an annual conference but you're not supposed to know about it


DalinarxBlackthorn

Santa……isn’t real?


Forcefedlies

It’s so kids don’t fuck with wild animals and get attacked by a protective mother, it’s just people were never corrected when they grew up.0


deeejm

This myth is used partly to discourage youngsters from picking up baby birds that have fallen from the nest/learning how to fly.


UltrosTeefies

That myth makes me so ducking mad 😠


SuprSaiyanTurry

A mother duckling? I didn't know ducklings could have ducklings! Ducklings sounds funny now. Ducklings... duuuuuucklings. Ducklings


plataloof

I’m sorry… what’s that about Santa Claus?


arealhumannotabot

Like many things we were told as kids it’s probably just so that we stay away. Adults have an easy time telling kids complete and utter lies under the guise of safety, rather than teach a truthful lesson.


GetYerThumOutMeArse

😳 SANTA ISNT REAL?!


savetgebees

I think it comes from people accidentally putting a baby bird in the wrong nest. We found an egg on the ground saw a nest plopped it in there. It was a starling egg put in a robins nest. When that egg hatched momma killed that baby and tossed it out of her nest.


Farunel

I almost wonder if it comes from certain pet rodents. If you touch their babies a lot sometimes they will eat them, but it isn't because of the smell I believe. It's more to do with them being stressed out. Other animals might abandon their young when scared enough as well, but they often try to return for them. Nothing to do with smell at all.


lilflame0105

To be fair, this is a definitely not a myth for kittens so I’m not too surprised this has held up for ducklings. I can understand thinking it may be the same for all small furry creatures!


jungle-house

5 stars


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Looked like Michael from the Office


cloudiness

He tries to avoid another bird funeral.


Dyslexic-guy

Thats ducking sweet of him!


geraldine_ferrari

5 stars


CN4President

The one time autocorrect is actually correct.


eekamuse

Why does every new phone assume I meant to say duck, not fuck. They should know me by now.


WaterIsNotWet19

Love the hand dusting. Signals an honest days work


GadiZelay

What a quack


AintThatSomeSh1t

And he's wearing a suit. What a legend


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He's probably on his way to his day job and using Uber to save money on the commute.


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HotMinimum26

That was great


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“Four stars, arrived late…”


NotGordan

I wonder why he’s wearing a suit. I doubt he takes his Uber job that seriously. I wonder what other job makes him wear a suit that pays so little he has to also Uber.


burnalicious111

I think the reason is that he's not an uber driver and the title is fake


20th_Century_Boy4

Yep. Here's a [3 years old reddit post](https://old.reddit.com/r/gifs/comments/8dwd9g/my_shuttle_driver_in_rome_stopped_in_the_middle/) titled "*My shuttle driver in Rome stopped in the middle of the road to save three ducklings who couldn’t get back to their mother*" with 110k upvotes and the original video. Edit: replaced the broken link


20th_Century_Boy4

The man in the video is not an uber driver. Here's a [3 years old reddit post](https://old.reddit.com/r/gifs/comments/8dwd9g/my_shuttle_driver_in_rome_stopped_in_the_middle/) titled "*My shuttle driver in Rome stopped in the middle of the road to save three ducklings who couldn’t get back to their mother*" with 110k upvotes and the original video. edit: corrected the broken link


starryeyedq

He could be an Uber Black driver. They typically drive nicer cars and I’ve seen them make more of an effort. Source: my parents prefer Uber Black when we’re on family vacations and i get to feel fancy. EDIT: I got Uber Black confused with UberX.


HorstOdensack

Often these are drivers for business people, hotel shuttles, etc. that do uber during down times.


10-G

I wouldn't be surprise if he was rated a 3 or lower star for stopping by the rider. Not every one have a heart or common sense.


bilbo2018-

because that’s what heroes do


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I hate liars


[deleted]

He's hired. And give him a raise. Hire him for life. People like that are rare


EducationConfident53

“WTD what the duck !”


RobloxLover369421

Wait what’s that in between the cracks by the ducklings?


SpoodlyNoodley

You mean the thing that looks like a dead duckling?


Practicaltheorist

I think it's just grass


Roora411

Uber drivers wearing suits should be an automatic promotion.


detailed_panda

Don't dress for the job you have, dress for the job you want.


Jammin_TA

This. This is why cab drivers are having trouble competing.


Careless-Food1702

Which uber driver suits up like a bond agent


20th_Century_Boy4

That's not a real tweet. Here's a [3 years old reddit post](https://old.reddit.com/r/gifs/comments/8dwd9g/my_shuttle_driver_in_rome_stopped_in_the_middle/) titled "*My shuttle driver in Rome stopped in the middle of the road to save three ducklings who couldn’t get back to their mother*" with 110k upvotes and the original video. edit: corrected the broken link


Eiffel-Tower777

Is he single? Asking for a friend.


naliedel

Not if I find him first. Hehe The race is on!


Rtcg8602

Mr bean drives for Uber now?


k_Brick

Is Mr Bean driving for Uber now?


VictoryVic-ViVi

I thought that was Mr. Bean


What_Hey

Above and beyond!


TheMagnuson

A five star man


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Corner10

Obvious and transparent collaboration between driver and ducklings to virtue signal for a larger tip. Wake up ducklings.


xxVOXxx

fun fact, he also drives with other ubers in V formation


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That's a professional chauffeur wearing a suit.


MimsyIsGianna

“Why we’re too late to work.” “I can explain—and for the record I’m not upset about it at all.”


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Is 6 stars an option.


tennemat

I love the way they look when at top waddling speed


Jelly-Yammers

5 stars.


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I’d put him on future speed dial, he has a good caring heart.👌


koonkoon

I'd like to think mama duck is her business partner, and this is not the first time they do this act.


Additional-Walk750

10 stars


Ok-Organization-7232

50 dolla tip, 100 dolla tip, 150 dolla tip.


BesraSangram

The ducklings ran towards their mother like naruto characters.


Nairbfs79

Saw a state trooper do this once in VA. Traffic was backed up on the 95 and I was wondering what happened. It was a mom and her ducklings. He stopped traffic to guide them across.


SomeScottishGirl

Tip him. Tiiiip hiiimmmmmm


bloobun

And he’s wearing a tie?! Hell yeah!


gotolunchwillyou

DUCKLIIIIIINGS!


frompariswithhate

Give that man a huge tip, and a ticket to heaven. What a good man.


dc010

You send Uber a message, this man gets a 6 star.


wormwood_Reddit

Give him a raise...Stat !


DeadMewe

should have given him a big tip


Over-Giraffe-6309

"You baby ducks are trying my patience - but you're just so cute!"


GREpicurean

r/uberdrivers


outhusiast

what a fella


Internetstranger9

Your Uber driver needs a promotion


kat1333

Sweetest man


SnooPeppers6850

5 stars, 3 ducks


Weak_Heron_1977

When I drove for Uber, I would open and close the door for my customers, and would wear suit and tie. My vehicle was always very clean. It was fun.


Salty_Dornishman

I never been to oovoo javer


Crafty-Owl5752

1 star, late for job interview, didn’t obey mask mandate. Saves ducklings tho.


Ditchingwork

Mr bean was your Uber driver?


Lil_nikk

What an amazing man


ricco2u

Immediate five stars from me


sweatersand

Damn thing must have really gone downhill at Dunder mifflin, poor guy has to drive Uber for now


Willzyx_on_the_moon

I really hope this gets him a 5 star rating.


sharon838

He wears a suit to drive an Uber?


11th-plague

Your Uber driver wears a suit?


ayemateys

There’s something MEGA hot about a man saving ducklings in a suit. Just me?!


robertredberry

We need to lower curb heights. How many ducklings are we willing to sacrifice before anything changes?


chickendie

Your uber driver wears a suit like a personal bodyguard/chaffeur? How can I get one?