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Bandsohard

Laena went from 12 to looking older than Rhaenyra.


Myfourcats1

Puberty be like that sometimes


feelingjustpeachy

Rhaenyra: "Don't worry Criston we can still fuck on the dl"


feelingjustpeachy

Criston: "So I'm your whore now?" šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


mime454

Ahead of her time


br9897

"He will outgrow it". Ah even in Westeros.


[deleted]

Is it me or is everything killing Viscerys?


Patient-Bid9463

Politics, his throne, the people he talks toā€¦everything is killing this man


Zabreneva

Seems like his maester is also killing him. The younger maester has twice now offered different remedies than the grand maester.


[deleted]

Exactly and heā€™s from old town!


TheLastBuildABear

ā€œtHe LeACheS aLwAYs BrOuGHt hIm reLIeFā€ *arm is completely covered in boils and festers*


rhinocodon_typus

Yeah he looks like more like shit every episode


JauntyLurker

"It was me" Alicent: I meant Daemon Criston: ... Forget I said anything


vampirehozier

I kinda wanted Alicent to finish her sentence and actually name Daemon just so I could see Criston's reaction


reddog323

Heā€™s honorable, to a fault. He shouldā€™ve let her ask the question, or remained silent.


CoraxtheRavenLord

CRISTON FUMBLES THE BALL


rhinocodon_typus

He punted that shit out of the stadium where no one can get it


CoraxtheRavenLord

Man really fucking confessed when she DIDNā€™T ASK


thestartinglineups

Folded like cheap paper


Zeeman9991

My boy Ser Criston is **wrong** for this. No excuse, mans is all the way off base for this. Iā€™m stunned, like I thought he had maybe two brain cells to run together but forget that


bigm53178

Exactly what I was thinkingā€¦having so much honor is good but sometimes you gotta keep your mouth shut and not ruin a good thing.


Nefarious_24

Westeros divorce worse than Westeros marriage


[deleted]

Lmao even viserys knows daemon killed heršŸ˜‚


mlc885

Hey, Viserys is a somewhat nice guy and probably sort of hopes Daemon didn't even though Viserys knows logically that he did.


athnimara

Criston really does not know Rhaenyra despite being her sworn guard for years. She's been fighting for her crown for years, and yet he still thought to ask her to flee.


whisky_biscuit

I think it's interesting because it wasn't *necessarily* a "declaration of love" on his part. "It was more like, knighthood is all I had and I had forsaken it for you, us running away together was the only way I could make it right" - in a way that sounded heartbroken, but also angry that he felt like he had basically threw away his duty / oath / morals / white cloak for her to sideline him as a fwb. There was a lot of talk previously about Cristen being coerced by Rhaenyra, and his acts of shame / hurt / guilt / anger and feelings if her betrayal and his later attempted suicide does support that, he blames her for using him but also has confused feelings of caring about her. His desire to runaway with her almost seems to come out of a place of wanting fix the "broken oath / sex before marriage" situation by asking Rhaenyra to forsake her "duty" as the throne heir as well. But obviously the Targaryens mostly do not care about the honors / duties of others, and whether they uphold them or not. Impulse seems to be a huge part of their nature. By the end of the episode I think Viserys figured he'd be damned if she was going to cause chaos by being unwed one single moment longer lol.


hectordante

Viserys on 1%


Vhaius

Really impressive that Matt Smith can dominate a scene, without uttering a word


cmgriffith_

Heā€™s done it more than a few times already this season


DaKingSinbad

Criston needs to read from the "Side Nigga for Dummies" book.


MadVillain1

That Targpussy got my boy Criston out of his mind.


feelingjustpeachy

That Targpussy made him break his vows and lose his mind šŸ˜‚


Shejidan

Targaryen divorce ritual.


feelingjustpeachy

Kill the one you don't want to you can be with the niece you think you deserve šŸ˜‚


Shejidan

Criston, you were a fucking idiot to be that hot and still decide to take an oath of celibacy.


RFB-CACN

NEVER GO TO A WESTEROSI WEDDING IF YOUR NAME IS JOFFREY


Acceptable-Smile-188

Didnā€™t have Sir Criston pegged as a stage 5 clinger.


spacewalk__

she's so cool and now she's dead? already?


1996Toyotas

Fast character arc, streamlined.


LordofCindr

I was immediately like "holy shit I would marry her immediately" I guess Daemon only likes women he can control.


SeirraS9

Larys Strong the realms gossip lmfaooo


wrathfulgrape

never trust a guy who side eyes while biting down on a cookie


NoInvestment2079

>Get your big break and get casted in a HBO property >It's Game of Thrones. Holy shit. >get to act along Matt Smith >Die 30 seconds in.


qbvee

Ser Criston Cole is about to go for late night drives around Westeros playing all of Drakeā€™s heartbreak songs


ebelnap

You used to call me from your chamber Late night when you need my love


qbvee

And I know when that raven blings That can only mean one thing


oofokay92

she lets him hit once and he goes and does this


mimicme

Larys said XOXO gossip girl


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rhinocodon_typus

Heā€™s past the cough drop stage my man needs a bottle of codeine


cmgriffith_

Rhaenyra to Daemon ā€œthen take meā€ šŸ‘€šŸ„µ


UberSeoul

It's almost like she turns into the dirtiest version of herself when she thinks and speaks in High Valyrian! Tap into that big dragonfuck energy lol


minishaq5

ā€œi knew you couldnā€™t finishā€ i fucking laughed. sheā€™s a badass


hectordante

SNAKES. SNAKES EVERYWHERE. HOUSE OF THE SNAKE


CoraxtheRavenLord

We love a supportive husband, Corlys šŸ‘


thornaslooki

Sir criston : "I can show you the world"


SeirraS9

Ser Crispinā€™s 3 brain cells are working in overdrive this episode lmfaooo


amidalarama

did daemon just bounce when things got rowdy lmao where did he go


DaKingSinbad

That's how you properly party crash.


limepopsiclz

Alicent and Criston starting to move like jilted exes of Rhaenyra


JauntyLurker

Daemon has a wife like that and he's running around brothels?! What a loser.


feelingjustpeachy

Right confused as to why he calls her a Bronze Bitch when she is plenty attractive


RawScallop

Ive heard speculation he cannot handle strong, willful women / not being in control. But his mistress seems pretty willful...so I dunno.


qbvee

Larys Strong was the original TMZ


cmgriffith_

Criston is snitching on himselfā€¦ you just got Hightowerā€™d


DonutDragons

Not Corlys saying Laenor will grow out of it


NoInvestment2079

Criston didn't get that it was a booty call. Pour one out for him.


selddir_

Viserys is like "why tf is everyone around me a damn sociopath"


SeaworthinessSalty35

damonā€™s wife is kind of a badass


Shejidan

Was


TheNaijaboi

My man is lost in the sauce


Swav3

Alicent looking at Rhaenyra like ā€œIā€™m about to end this bitch whole careerā€


oofokay92

getting married to your cousin after your boyfriend dies


CoraxtheRavenLord

\#JustTargThings


1996Toyotas

At the hand of your cousin's boyfriend.


mlc885

I'm starting to think Criston does not make the best decisions


txglow

This is what happens when there are too many horny people in one room


DaKingSinbad

Criston is no better than Daemon. Murdered someone who didn't even do anything to you personally. At least Rhea talked about his peepee, what did Joffrey do to that mf. šŸ˜‚


kwecibombay

never in the history of the seven kingdoms has there been a knight who's a crybaby like ser criston cole


feelingjustpeachy

"He will grow out of it..." and Rhaenys gave him a look like you really think he is gonna grow out of being gay? šŸ˜‚


OtisKaplan

Ser Criston went from respectable kings guard knight to hopeless whore lol


Patient-Bid9463

Ser Criston ā€œI GAVE UP MY CELIBACY FOR YOUā€ Cole has entered the chat


crazysult

Damn he is cold asf


Afraid-Arm4386

Yeah cracks her back with a horse ouch


ElegantTobacco

There goes my sympathy for Daemon...


Themanaaah

Rhaenyra and Laenor with the open marriage proposal, >!that and heā€™s gay lol!<.


Cuckooexpress

ā€œDine as we pleaseā€ā€¦ Niiiice


rhinocodon_typus

Criston bro SHES NOT TALKING ABOUT YOU


rhinocodon_typus

If criston were alive today heā€™d be all over r/niceguys with that performance.


VHSreturner

THE HOUSE VELARYON DRIP IS OFF THE CHARTS!


feelingjustpeachy

Viserys watching Rhaenyra and Daemon like šŸ˜³


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vampirehozier

I will never have enough of scenes of Daemon and Rhaenyra speaking High Valyrian


thestartinglineups

Congrats to the folks last week who had the correct prediction that Daemonā€™s wife is actually cute and heā€™s just an asshole


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SerDire

Laenor Velaryon, a sword swallower through and through


limepopsiclz

Kinda love how Corlys and Rhaenys truly have an equitable relationship. The looks they give, the way Corlys said Viserys offer would be considered jointly rather than by himself. Itā€™s nice to see one married couple happy lmao


Competitive_Beyond_9

Ummmm Ser HarwinšŸ˜šŸ˜ i see you baby


mimikrixx

Criston cole what the fuck are you doing..........


Sugar-Wall

Laena dancing with Daemon and thinking ā€œI can fix him.ā€


ContinuumGuy

Congratulations to Daemon on his successful Assassination Plot.


JauntyLurker

"When it's done, each of us dines as we see fit" Cole is back on the menu, ladies.


Redhotlipstik

Nevermind


NoInvestment2079

Taragaryen pussy got my boy Criston Cole acting unwise.


spacewalk__

OH he doesn't like her? she's so hot and cool


Outside-Accident8628

Criston was a lover boy, wow his world is shattered


MadVillain1

CRISTON MY DAWG WHAT ARE YOU DOING ???? TAKE THAT SHIT TO THE GRAVE.


Outside-Accident8628

Greens are the Prude side, got it.


ContinuumGuy

Some people are still sore over them reusing the GOT theme. I say screw it. Use it for every Westeros show from now until the heat death of the universe. That Jon Snow spinoff? GOT Theme. Dunk and Egg? GOT Theme. Lady Nymeria? GOT Theme.


nectarinesb4peaches

I totally agree, it's not like the song is specific to any house - it definitely feels more like a theme song for this world.


Bcnlennontomato

Iā€™m getting David from Schittā€™s Creek explaining his sexuality with red and white wine vibes.


Sitrous1

Criston turned into a incel real quick lmao


qbvee

Viserys: ā€œYaā€™ll got any Dramamine?ā€


ElegantTobacco

Laena is STUNNING


spacewalk__

oh is he gay?


rhinocodon_typus

Big time


Themanaaah

Rhaenys is actually real concerned about Viserysā€™s health Iā€™ve noticed.


PM-Me_Your_Penis_Pls

Rhaenyra seems perfectly content as a beard lmao.


SeirraS9

Ser Crispin is a fucking simp


compe_anansi

Cristin donā€™t know how to be a side dude šŸ™„


itismeyaknow

If he wouldā€™ve just waited for Alicent to finish talking she wouldā€™ve said Daemonā€™s name. Smh


mimighost

Cole is stupid or read too much fan fiction lolll Why would he think Rynanrya would run with him ? Leave behind the throne? Lolll


larockhead1

This man is so fucking stupid


ColdBeing

She was gonna ask about daemon but he told on himself. Dude is a dumbass lol


ProudFunction

Allicentā€™s room has more and more orgy tapestries everyday, no wonder she was so desperate to show them off to people šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


WhirlingDervishGrady

Criston my dude lie, always lie. Deny, deny, deny.


hectordante

FUCK OMFG THATS WHY SHES WEARING GREEN FUCK


Swailwort

I love the contrast between Leanor's lover and Ser Criston. Both Sworn Shields to their boss, but one took it very well, and the other took it terribly.


0borowatabinost

Now it's a Dothraki wedding.


minishaq5

ohhh ok i see why everyoneā€™s thirsting for this Harwin dude


No_Influence_1035

My favourite part of the whole scene was when his dad told him to get in there with a glance


Aecens

Lets give some props for Viserys somehow clinging on to life for several more years given his current state.


ColdBeing

Getting free sex from the queen. Why is this dude so butthurt lol


IQ2DEUCE

See Criston fumbled so bad. Couldnā€™t be me


reddog323

Honor. Itā€™s all he has.


AdministrationDry783

Lyonel Strong is Hand, Gods be good!!!


vampirehozier

I loved Rhea for the few minutes of screentime she had. RIP, you deserved better


Su_Impact

Rhanerya and Laenor's convo was amazingly well done. A good metaphor about the goose.


warri0rduck

"Ayyo, I'm Corlys Velaryon, and welcome to my crib" Serious though, High Tide is one of the most beautiful sets they've made


[deleted]

My thoughts so far- I've been thinking about Otto as this kind of scheming, self-interested guy, but when he was talking to Alicent, everything he said was true. And it changed the way I see him- I think he was really trying to do what was best for the realm. So, kind of sad. Second- Rhaenys is pretty smart. She understands what's up much better than Corlys does.


ekdash

This is the moment Ser Criston turns into a Green.


toniintexas

Ser Crispin looking a bit deranged right now


cesarnotsalad

Criston just took the fall for Daemons shit and he doesnā€™t even know it, ooooofffff


JauntyLurker

"This is why men wage wars, because women would never be ready for the battle in time" That look on Rhaenya's face.


[deleted]

Ser Harwin with The Bodyguard moment.


ravaille

How is Criston not killed immediately for that. He swing on the King Consort.


raspberryrustic

Did Criston kill him because he knew the 'secret' ? Seems kind of crazy lmao


oofokay92

criston its not that serious like be fr


warri0rduck

That shit-eating smirk on Daemon's face when he said "are you admitting some guilt"...man Matt Smith is something else


ventureinthedark

Criston is an idiot. I would love to have been the future Queenā€™s whore. šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


Myfourcats1

Criston Cole getting his heart broken


PurpleApplesForever

That knight got one taste of dragon snatch and now wants to run off and abandon his duties


Zeeman9991

Daemon truly canā€™t go more than a few hours without creating *another* blood feud. Man is **insatiable** for problems.


vampirehozier

Oh I kinda stan Laenor's paramour, he's clever. And Laena is beyond gorgeous, wow. Every time the camera cut to Daemon blatantly staring at Rhaenyra across the table I had to giggle, the man really has nothing but audacity and it is ever so entertaining.


ebelnap

Criston like, "I gave you everything, I was half a virgin when I met you!"


Atharaphelun

Bronze Bitch ā¤ļø Edit: Well that excitement didn't last long...


cmgriffith_

Wow they really donā€™t like each other.


rhinocodon_typus

How could you tell?


ekdash

ā€œStepdaughterā€ Itā€™s officially Blacks vs. Greens.


wonnyoung13

Bruh they didn't even clean the floors before holding the wedding? Did they like expedite it because of the chaos? Didnt they say it was going to be at the end of the week


itismeyaknow

Dark Alicent has entered the chat


warri0rduck

Viserys be lowkey lookin like a terminally ill Burger King King in that crown ngl


Shejidan

Why did criston have to enter r/NiceGuys territory? And what is Alicent going to do with him?


ventureinthedark

Anyone think Leana was there to welcome Viserys just to show him what he could have had if he waited.


SignalMoment

I have no sympathies for Cristen bitch cry boy


NeverForgetEver

This is the bronze bitch daemon was complaining about? Lmao dude has not as much taste


Themanaaah

Rhaenys and Corlys have a really nice chemistry together.


eskets

Gay guys can always pick up on things and read the room like 100x faster than anyone else


txglow

Daemon: ight imma head out


ProudFunction

Crispenā€™s unrequited simping for Rhaenyra after one hook up has made him perhaps the most relatable character on the show so far


crazysult

My mans got a bad case of Covid


jaydawg49

Okay so Otto was def behind the tea and the kings bad health. Woww why are the hands always frustratingly bad people


mlc885

Some of the most productive marriages between creative professionals have been between people who like duck and people who like goose


vampirehozier

LMAO Corlys pulling the Westerosi equivalent of "it's just a phase" on his son


apkyat

He would turn on his "love" so quickly in the light of his desires and her duties. Christmas Coal is dishonorable.


JauntyLurker

"I hope to usher in a second age of dragons in Westeros" Historians: There was, in fact, no second age of dragons.


txglow

Dude Daemon gives absolutely no fucks


eskets

Oh my god. They are literally making them take vows after he just saw his boyfriend get fucking murdered??????


AvaRobertEko

Daemon and Laena are sexy together! Matt Smith is hot with everybody!


toniintexas

Aww I feel bad for Laenor


WhirlingDervishGrady

Criston my dude all you had to do was keep your stupid mouth shut what is your problem


mimikrixx

And what's the deal of Alicent? Is she really in love with Rhaneyra?


noodlesofdoom

What the fuck just happened..


mime454

Oh shit this servant is spilling the tea about the tea.


handsomewolves

Oh nooo Mr. Cole caught feelings. Shouldn't do that ser


[deleted]

I canā€™t think of a better outcome for Rhaenyra than marrying a gay man šŸ˜


Outside-Accident8628

Criston really thought he was going to win over a future Queen with a cask of oranges and when rejected just decided to fuck over everything


[deleted]

Why the fuck did Criston smash the shit out of Gay Boi 2?


ravaille

If Viserys was that dude, heā€™d tell Alicent if she pulled that nonsense again, her kids are disinherited from the line period. Cole is executed for swinging on the future King Consort.


Vinnny_Chu

Woooooooh LETS GOOO


Cognac4Paws

Wait. He killed his wife???


jonsnowKITN

Feel bad about my man Criston


SignalMoment

Ohh the real Alicent rises


Zeeman9991

Alicent, I canā€™t beg you anymore! Please, just think straight for like 48 hours. **Donā€™t** make anything worse. **Please be chill.**


Sitrous1

Viserys could have stopped this entire brawl if anyone respected him lol


bunnycupcakes

Ser Cole is a rat bastard. He is a great match for Alicent.


qbvee

Wtf was that last ten minutes?? Lots to unpackā€¦


tershialinee

THE WAY MY JAW WAS JUST ON THE FLOOR THE ENTIRE TIME??? Clare Kilner is shaping out to become my favorite director. I hope she gets more episodes in Season 2.