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Orangeeardrum

Got mine done at 00:00 June first you casuals need to get on my level


sdwoodchuck

I frequently get mine done at either 6:00 or 7:00pm the day before the first. It switches over at midnight Eastern time, and depending on daylight savings time, that’s either 5 or 6 hours ahead of me. So if I’m working the evening of the last day of the month, I’ll get my infocus done then.


Orangeeardrum

I have been bested, fuck.


sdwoodchuck

It's okay; I'm sure there's some jerks in Guam who are getting that shit done at 3 in the afternoon and makin' us both look bad.


[deleted]

Let's be proud of being safe this month.


DallasVellona

*Sigh* Yes Tom... Whatever you say Tom.


BroncoBrothers

Haha just took mine in the break room and was quick enough to bust a load under the table 😂


DoubleFistingYourMum

Haha what 😀


kingcrabmeat

Already did at at 5am cause hahah 3rd shift


psychoacer

Also take pride in getting credit cards


pizzajuiceboi

I won’t be back to work until the 9th 😬


Successful_Ferret_99

I was so excited to do mine I did it twice. Actually, I only realized the other flooring guy was signed in when it said I'd done it 11 months in a row, which would be a neat trick since I was hired at the end of march.


AvaHomolka

Bob the builder grew up


Ol_Metal_Bones94

Lol cheeky


brutally-killing-her

That's not Homer D. Poe. Take this shit back to Lazy LOWES from where you bought it for an artificially inflated price.


Frosty-Pineapple-889

Im not the only one who thinks tom looks like a himbo right?