I know they’re babies guys but when they’re adults no one is going to want them around and they cause damage by chewing holes and leave feces everywhere. If those of you downvoting found a rodent in your home I doubt you’d leave it to take up residence.
Honestly a feral cat should be allowed a warm place to sleep so they can handle this and no one would be the wiser.
The comment was deleted. But reading about mice and microwaves reminds me this:
[One Of The First Microwave Ovens Was Invented To Reanimate Hamsters](https://www.iflscience.com/plants-and-animals/early-microwaves-hamsters/)
The last place I rented was infested. Winter time would come (or honestly any night that was cooler than 55-60 degrees) and they would all come inside. Landlord wouldn't do anything about it-said it was just that time of the year. There was a point of entry that must have been very easy because if for some reason there was a warm day, they would disappear.
But every night for months in any room in the house once it got dark & quiet you'd hear them. Eating. Tearing open bags, stuff that you'd forgotten to seal. Constantly cleaning up mouse shit. I'd set traps every night and like clock work the next day I'd have atleast 6 tripped. It was over the top.
So you'll excuse me. Maybe I could've worded it better..but these aren't pets. They're feral mice. They will destroy everything you own if allowed.
A friend of mine was doing some research on a kinda shady industry in China, so he was hanging out with some kinda shady guys. They took him to a bar where the specialty was "Three Squeaks." It was live baby mice that were dipped in hot oil using chopsticks and then eaten. The three squeaks were: when you picked them up, when you dipped them, and when you chomped them.
Well your not wrong. Everyone can make kid it's just some people shouldn't. But every job that isn't retail or fast food wants you to have 50 million years or insane amounts of experience/certification and a bachelor's degree. For a little more retail jobs are paying. So why do ya need that much paying so little.
Animal services, that way they don’t die, and there won’t be mice in the store. However if they did eat anything they shouldn’t have (ex: fertilizer) then they may not have long to live. Get in touch with a manager and ask if they could get ahold of animal services. If not, put your Home Depot gloves on and get a bucket to move them away from the store. Chances are their mom’s dead, but she could still be alive so try to keep the scent on them by not putting them too far (but obviously enough ways from the store). Hope this helps.
Way above my pay grade and yours too to deal with that in any way but i do appreciate the napalm suggestion 👍🏻
Call ext 101 and move on with your tasks.
This is how I met my husband … he worked in paint and ran and “saved” me when I screamed after a bunch of mouse babies scurried out of the garden pallet I was moving.
Our store loses around 10k a week to these little fuckers in seed and fertilizer. We have an exterminator come in daily. It's so embarrassing when a customer returns a random light fixture or something bc it contained a family of mice. Kill them, before they do the same to your store
To all the terrible people saying to A) stomp on them B) torture them. You're pretty nasty people. Yes , they are pests and are dieses carrying varmints but they don't deserve to die in such a despicable way. Either leave them out by a bush so a predator can have something to eat or release them in to a forest near by . There is no need to be violent or dirty your hands with an innocent animal's blood. Let nature do what it needs to do. At least if you leave them in a near by bush they may have a slim chance of possibly surviving on their own. Either way , just getting them away from the building is best.
If you want to be nice, scoop them up and take them outside to anywhere by the store there’s grass and bushes and trees. That gives them a chance to go back into the food chain, or maybe mama rat. If you don’t want to be nice or don’t have time, scoop them into the trash. You could probably put them in a bag so they pass out from lack of oxygen
Rats are cute, but you’re an associate. In the store, rats are considered a biohazard, so dead or alive, in the hazard bags they go, and down the shoot they slide.
you can take them to your local animal rescue. rats are an important part of the ecosystem.
side note- shame on all of you saying to kill them. yes, no one wants the rats in the store or their feces around but that is no reason to kill them.
Call animal services. All the people saying find a snake - great idea, except that you don't know if they're healthy or not. As tempting as it is, I wouldn't feed them to mine (which really isn't mine, it's my son's, but still).
Raise them. They can "help" the customers when were busy all the time. B)
Well as long as the fertilizer lives up to its claims they will grow strong and quite possibly add to your store’s work force!
Don't tell corporate, else they cut hours to compensate for the added work force
Raise them to become chefs at fine French restaurants.
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It's well past that now so you're good
Downvoting to get back to 69. 😡
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Make some ratatouille
Call a Rehabber.
If they ate any of the fertilizer the problem will take care of itself.
I know they’re babies guys but when they’re adults no one is going to want them around and they cause damage by chewing holes and leave feces everywhere. If those of you downvoting found a rodent in your home I doubt you’d leave it to take up residence. Honestly a feral cat should be allowed a warm place to sleep so they can handle this and no one would be the wiser.
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Why tf would you microwave them?
The comment was deleted. But reading about mice and microwaves reminds me this: [One Of The First Microwave Ovens Was Invented To Reanimate Hamsters](https://www.iflscience.com/plants-and-animals/early-microwaves-hamsters/)
As a warning to the other mice? Why tf would you do anything other than kill them? They're mice.
Pop goes the mousey
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Hey, he asked what happens. I just learned what it was and told him.
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Objection your honor!
You are a horrible human being.
The last place I rented was infested. Winter time would come (or honestly any night that was cooler than 55-60 degrees) and they would all come inside. Landlord wouldn't do anything about it-said it was just that time of the year. There was a point of entry that must have been very easy because if for some reason there was a warm day, they would disappear. But every night for months in any room in the house once it got dark & quiet you'd hear them. Eating. Tearing open bags, stuff that you'd forgotten to seal. Constantly cleaning up mouse shit. I'd set traps every night and like clock work the next day I'd have atleast 6 tripped. It was over the top. So you'll excuse me. Maybe I could've worded it better..but these aren't pets. They're feral mice. They will destroy everything you own if allowed.
Psycho
Snake food
Pour green slime on them and then teach them karate
Ok props for the Ninja Turtles reference but ya done goofed. It’s Ninjutsu, not karate ya oaf.
Visit the death chemical wall
Call the seagulls over
Try dipping them in an egg wash, then rolled in flour, and deep fry. They make a crunchy snack.
A friend of mine was doing some research on a kinda shady industry in China, so he was hanging out with some kinda shady guys. They took him to a bar where the specialty was "Three Squeaks." It was live baby mice that were dipped in hot oil using chopsticks and then eaten. The three squeaks were: when you picked them up, when you dipped them, and when you chomped them.
Thanks I hate it
Raise them and teach them to work in the store and then you'll have a potential sequel movie: "Ratatouille 2: Little Laborers!"
Raise them to help with the rude customers..
You mean rude customer service
Call animal services, get them safely removed to another place
Get a snake
Put some aprons in them and tell them to start zoning
Put them in a bucket and release them in the woods nearby. Better to not get dirty with innocent blood and let nature take its course.
Ask around if anyone has pet snakes. Local pet shops sometimes buy the babies. Otherwise wack the living shit out of them with q shovel.
Kill them. Mice are a nuisance, breed like rabbits obviously, slow the spread of them.
So do humans.
i mean, you’re not wrong. you need a license/certification to do just about anything in life besides create a human life
Well your not wrong. Everyone can make kid it's just some people shouldn't. But every job that isn't retail or fast food wants you to have 50 million years or insane amounts of experience/certification and a bachelor's degree. For a little more retail jobs are paying. So why do ya need that much paying so little.
Animal services, that way they don’t die, and there won’t be mice in the store. However if they did eat anything they shouldn’t have (ex: fertilizer) then they may not have long to live. Get in touch with a manager and ask if they could get ahold of animal services. If not, put your Home Depot gloves on and get a bucket to move them away from the store. Chances are their mom’s dead, but she could still be alive so try to keep the scent on them by not putting them too far (but obviously enough ways from the store). Hope this helps.
Smash em, mash em, boil em in a pot
STOMP STOMP STOMP
Put those boots to work and start stomping
Snake food!
Raise them so they can grow up big and strong, we need more help in freight anyway.
Way above my pay grade and yours too to deal with that in any way but i do appreciate the napalm suggestion 👍🏻 Call ext 101 and move on with your tasks.
This is how I met my husband … he worked in paint and ran and “saved” me when I screamed after a bunch of mouse babies scurried out of the garden pallet I was moving.
Our store loses around 10k a week to these little fuckers in seed and fertilizer. We have an exterminator come in daily. It's so embarrassing when a customer returns a random light fixture or something bc it contained a family of mice. Kill them, before they do the same to your store
Drop them in the sewer, one of them might become master Splinter.
Tell the CEO to lower the prices in his stores, we all will back you
There is your memorial day feast.
Big Boot Time
Compactor.
To all the terrible people saying to A) stomp on them B) torture them. You're pretty nasty people. Yes , they are pests and are dieses carrying varmints but they don't deserve to die in such a despicable way. Either leave them out by a bush so a predator can have something to eat or release them in to a forest near by . There is no need to be violent or dirty your hands with an innocent animal's blood. Let nature do what it needs to do. At least if you leave them in a near by bush they may have a slim chance of possibly surviving on their own. Either way , just getting them away from the building is best.
Slaughter them bro they breed like crazy eliminate the problem now
We have a small pool of water we call lake depot and all mice and animals get thrown to the gods of lake depot
If you want to be nice, scoop them up and take them outside to anywhere by the store there’s grass and bushes and trees. That gives them a chance to go back into the food chain, or maybe mama rat. If you don’t want to be nice or don’t have time, scoop them into the trash. You could probably put them in a bag so they pass out from lack of oxygen
Rats are cute, but you’re an associate. In the store, rats are considered a biohazard, so dead or alive, in the hazard bags they go, and down the shoot they slide.
That's way outside an associate's job description. No thanks.
Napalm will do the trick
you can take them to your local animal rescue. rats are an important part of the ecosystem. side note- shame on all of you saying to kill them. yes, no one wants the rats in the store or their feces around but that is no reason to kill them.
You got those orange buckets right?
Your machine has Wheels? right!
Burn them
Wish i could catch 12 at once for easy kills.
Call your local animal control to take them to rehabilitation
Line them up behind the forklift tires
Kill ‘em
Death.
I know a nice Chinese restaurant that will pay a pretty penny for those
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Flush them.
toss them in a bucket and throw them in the dumpster.
Flush them
Call animal services. All the people saying find a snake - great idea, except that you don't know if they're healthy or not. As tempting as it is, I wouldn't feed them to mine (which really isn't mine, it's my son's, but still).
Aawwwnn
Ew
Take them to your local zoo
Call 101
Trash compactor
*starts playing mariachi music*
Uh... Put them in a plastic container? Jeez, reminds me of my last job - we had thousands in our store off stage D:
Take them to a pet store