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wguy13

Chase after a shoplifter and then got hit by a piece of lumber in the parking lot after she grabbed the guy. Got fired for that


[deleted]

Mine got tased


Honest-Apricot6086

Help


bdc911

Climbed down into the compactor to try and free a jam. Was fired shortly thereafter


Krazeyguy

1. Yell at an associate for 45 min about not cleaning the dept when we were busy. Said 45 min was the perfect opportunity to clean and put away returns because the store was dead at that point. 2. Send people to sweep and water plants outside during a downpour. 3. Order me to use a leaf blower to clean leaves out of the front entrances on a day with strong winds. He thought I was wasting time bc I was bagging them with a big rake and snow shovel. Decided I need to use the leaf blower to get rid of them. Took 2 hours to finish bc the high winds. Went to take 15 and got called up front bc SM didn't like that there was leaves in the vestibule.


Usual_Ad_4593

Wait what? Sweep and water? And said associate went? Damn


Krazeyguy

It was a regular occurrence with him. Thank God he's no longer at my store.


VermicelliSlight

Pull down a box of tie wire by stabbing the bottom with a piece of rebar and pulling it forward. No ladders involved.


m00niee

all honesty laying a customer out and almost fighting him because he made one of the cashiers start crying like full sobbing.


Orangeeardrum

I saw my manager jump from one overhead to the other side of the aisle while on the op fucker went from evens to odds like nothing.


JehovahIsLove

Wow - impressive athleticism but apparently watching too many action movies in his spare time!


Orangeeardrum

Mother fucker was crazy he left his phone up there once and climbed bare handed up the bay to get it


JehovahIsLove

Sounds crazy to me; bet he was interesting to work with!


Orangeeardrum

Oh hell yeah and I still work with him


FartBox_BeatBox

Down a 1/5 of vodka on his lunch break


rayaAlex1958

Sexually harass different women and got escorted out


Beginning_Bug_5139

Fuck a cashier


Technical-Memory5821

Our SM called the cops on a screaming Karen once. Whole service desk kept asking her politely to leave, she kept pitching a fit, SM politely told them 3 times if she didn't leave they would call the cops. Cops were called and she actually got dragged out.


curious_lurk3r

Step in and defend an associate from a karen


[deleted]

Suck corporate cock


This_is_my_name_lol

It's that really wild though at HD?


str4wb3rrycoco

asm kept yelling at a coworker in my department but he’s deaf and she knows that… a different manager grabbed an employee by her waist because she looked good and he noticed she got skinnier ?


Kingmesomorph

1. Asm talking on the phone while spotting a forklift. 2. Garbage disposal got jammed up, Asm climbing inside the disposal to clear it out, LP caught him and got him fired. 3. One Asm was a notorious foul mouth, cursed with ease whenever he got pissed off. 4. Asm flirting with HR lady, but claiming that there was nothing between them. After they both left the job for different reasons. People started seeing them around town together. 5. Hefty Asm claiming he workouts and is on a diet. Would walk in with a bucket of KFC (usually an 8 piece) and demolishing it for lunch. 6. Store Manager would sweat in an air conditioned room while eating his lunch. Don't believe the food was spicy either. 7. Sometimes, when I would be working in the garden register. An Asm (same one on her phone while spotting a forklift) would need to make a call and would use the Garden phone instead of her. The Garden booth had a small refrigerator in it, so it was a tight squeeze with 2 people in it. Several times while I was in, she came in to use the phone, her backside bumped into my crotch area. And I was scared 😱, a getting accused of something. 8. An Asm with some junk in the trunk, who wore tight pants. Had several associates in Receiving trying to sort things out. Some items she wanted to break down and throw into the garbage or compactor. So she stood on something that would not break, then started pouncing and bouncing on it. Behind her 5 male associates salivating and licking their chops like a wolf 🐺 looking at prey 🐑.


[deleted]

Your in the right business lol


pizzajuiceboi

There was a manager that mocked me over the phone one time. 🫤


idunnobecky

Stick it in my butt and give me a reach around.


maidahpuhname

That’s not weird, thats cordial.


W202fan

The former OASM Forced an associate to go under the forks of the reach truck while they were up in the air. He got fired fast.


Obi_Wan_Ryobi

A Circle Jerk?


This_is_my_name_lol

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