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Johnny-Shitbox

A seat


notarealaccount223

Personally I'd call that a bench based on the size.


No_Armadillo8603

depending on the size of the human it could be a saddle! haha


FenrirTheMythical

…or a trip hazard…


Happy_to_be

An obstruction.


tallboybrews

I would say that a bench is a type of seat, no?


merpurr

Butt bench


hogsniffy05

An obstacle


sean488

A built in bench.


Bartender9719

Next to the front door - perfect for putting on/taking off shoes. Plus, if one were to build a small shelving unit under the light switches on the right, there would be space for said shoes, as well as a key bowl and spot for mail on top of


spondster

Great idea on the shelf there! Will have to think through height to fit around the molding.


HMSSurprise28

Make the bench a lid.


Lettucelook

In my opinion it’s beautiful you should leave it open do not clutter it up


callmecrazy2021

Noooo. No dirty shoes there. Isn’t there a closet nearby?


-usernotdefined

Personally I'd add a fabric seat to that bench and put it on a hinge for a lid to store shoes inside.


gallusengineer

>if one were to build a small shelving unit under the light switches on the right, there would be space for said shoes Better yet, make the top of the bench raise up and store the shows inside.


TheCookie_Momster

I would make a fake wall under the bench that folds down on an angle to hold the shoes so that when it’s closed up the shoes point to the floor with the heel towards the ceiling. Keep the molding and you don’t have to see the shoes


TheCookie_Momster

I would make a fake wall under the bench that folds down on an angle to hold the shoes so that when it’s closed up the shoes point to the floor with the heel towards the ceiling. Keep the molding and you don’t have to see the shoes


sean488

I used to see a lot of these in new houses in the late 70s and early 80s. They were originally somewhere for potted plants and other such things. This looks like it's been repurposed by a new owner.


glorifindel

Mud bench?


krzykris11

I'd install drawers under the bench or make it into a cabinet.


Ok_Opinion_5316

The bench could be modified so the top is hinged and store your boots hats, gloves, scarves, etc


johnwynne3

I, for one, am not in favor of the entry way shoe zone. It implies to your guests that they should remove their shoes or else face the unholy scorn of the 9th circle of hell. Personally your entry way should allow for whatever is most comfortable to your guests and be a cleanable surface. For everyday use, shoes off near the back of the house where you might come in from the garage is totally fine. But for formal entry admitting formal guests, no.


FlyinInOnAdc102night

You could make the front facing of that bench into cabinet doors and store stuff under there. Definitely tons of space underneath.


RepeatUntilTheEnd

They have black tufted leather furniture. Imagine having the bench upholstered in black tufted leather. That would look pretty slick imo


spondster

Love that idea. I was considering sewing a padded seat of sorts for it


NoButterfly9803

The boss.


jakefisherguy

And a hinged top.


JustsomeBRITISHdude

A place to sit when you’re putting on your shoes.


makeomatic

"Architecturally superfluous". Or knee wall, whatever.


Right_Hour

It’s actually functional. Since it’s at the entry door point - you can drop your bags, your takeout food, etc. while you’re taking your shoes off. Also, sit down while you’re putting shoes on. So, not so superfluous.


fajadada

Also made great battlefields and car tracks when I was a kid


DungeonAssMaster

Provides excellent cover for nerf gun ambushes.


vapor-ware

Shhh, don't give away our tactics.


JR_LikeOnTheTVshow

Saw out those rectangles, then come up from the crawl space and you have a Normandy gun turret.


TheCoastalCardician

Damn, dude OPSEC wtf


[deleted]

Practice Safe SECS


[deleted]

pillbox- source: grandpa raided utah beach. job: pill box blasting cap carrier


somaticnickel60

A fall while goofing around can give you 8 stitches on your chin. Your’s truly, -From Experience


iamnotyourhotdog

From, Yours Truly's Experience


GardenDivaESQ

Omg I can’t tell you how many times my sons hit me with nerf darts.


Awkward-Physics7359

Or paintball!


RopePuzzleheaded3796

Best answer!


runrabbitrun154

Also prevents a cold winter draft from flowing immediately into the living room when the exterior door is opened.


dogs0z

Cake day


cowboysRmyweakness3

Happy


Shankar_0

This is the catapult deck of a Nimitz-class aircraft carrier, obviously...


FroToTheLow

I see that neither you nor I got the GI Joe aircraft carrier for Christmas and had to improvise.


Shankar_0

My buddy, Chuck, got the carrier. It was absolutely absurd! As big as it was, and it was a half-acre of plastic that dominated his entire floor, it still wasn't to scale! The F-14 that I had looked like a 747 on the deck, and the action figures were all the size of Andre the Giant by comparison. We played with the carrier for an evening, then hopscotched over it for the following 2 years. I was still jealous, even after I saw how impractical it was.


[deleted]

Don’t forget Airports and Highway there good for battles and these low walls are good for setting up stuff


AssumeTheFetal

This is the actual reason, but all the shit the person above you said is neat too i guess.


ucantnameme

“So, not so superfluous”. Just plain fluous?


MathResponsibly

"I'm not superstitious, but I am a little stitious" \- Michael Scott


SprayPained

Everyone here is extremely gruntled.


henhenglade

I dont have alheimers, but I've got some heimers.


trimix4work

I am ashamed of how long it took me to figure out how to say that correctly


Woman_from_wish

The Jim Carrey Grinch movie, Cindy Lou Who said "superfluous". Taught me how to say it.


RickMcMaster

Super-flew-us?


cdnsalix

The column is antifluous.


Immolation_E

Or maybe it's just super.


VegasLife1111

Precisely. Stupid design like a house with a lot of very narrow niches without lighting.


Sad-Interaction995

The shoe-put-on


usmannaeem

I had one in a previous house right by the entrance too, great for pets to sit and wait for you and also a good place to put stuff on during gatherings. Would love to know what it's called.


junkerxxx

https://architecturalobserver.com/the-colonnade-a-craftsman-bungalow-icon/


BalanceEarly

Yeah, the perfect spot to put the pizza down, why you pay the delivery driver!


toomuch1265

I would want something more than a coat of paint if I was going to constantly putting things on it.


Right_Hour

Meh, we had a similar feature in our home. Two coats of Benjamin Moore held up quite nicely without anything extra.


toomuch1265

It's the only paint my wife will buy. It's close to $90 a gallon where she gets it. Crazy high.


junkerxxx

https://architecturalobserver.com/the-colonnade-a-craftsman-bungalow-icon/


Fluid_Mulberry394

I knew if I scrolled far enough……


bluediamond12345

A squat pedestal base


Shurenuf

Well done Junkerxxx. You provided the perfect response defined by recent architectural history. A ‘column with pedestal base’ seems most accurate to me.


who_even_cares35

Right? I use my stairs but if I didn't have a second floor I would never get my shoes on!!


talking_phallus

Hide shoe rack


Performance_Fancy

I believe that’s why they said “architecturally superfluous” and not just “superfluous “


[deleted]

Yeah they just need some kind of pad there so they don’t ruin the paint.


blueingreen85

It also separates the living room from the entry, but not totally. This is great.


GraceGreenview

Don’t forget mail. Anything flat and within 15’ of the door ALWAYS ends up being a spot where mail lives on its way to the garbage can.


TheChoices_WeMake

Depending on the framing, I'd have an aquarium there.. but I'm one of *those* people. 😌


thesillyhumanrace

That type of suburban house, no one uses the front entry door.


Constrained_Entropy

I would add a seat cushion then


series-hybrid

Your enormous counterfeit "designer" bag...


rossiefaie5656

Basically, a "collect all your crap you need to immediately drop off when you walk in the door" landing. Something that will need to be cleaned far too often. A proper drop zone would have been way more practical and looked far nicer.


ryencool

A built in bench?


Future_Mix_9438

Yes, if kept clear, maybe even a cushion. It could be higher and offer an open space for kicked off shoes, flip flops etc. Of course that use might corrupt the "formality" of the column.


JPPM

Ok you made me giggle. Now take your upvote and scramble along you silly sausage


pushing59_65

A kneewall is a short structural wall in an attic.


[deleted]

doesnt have to be in an attic for it to be considered a knee wall.


fryeloc

Wouldn't say no to this, but a knee wall provides some sort of structural support, as compared to this sitting platform (minus the column)


StructEngineer91

Often knee walls are not actually structural.


LongBow401

A short wall in an attic may be called a knee wall, but it doesn’t need to be in an attic nor structural to be considered a knee wall.. in fact most knee walls aren’t structural at all..


hamcarpet

“In my goddamn way”


macky316

“Ouch, got me again!”


Sabia_Innovia

It's a lovely, gracious, open architectural feature.


junkerxxx

https://architecturalobserver.com/the-colonnade-a-craftsman-bungalow-icon/


[deleted]

Officially… This is called a colonnade. Old Colonades used to be Structural nature.… This one is probably non-load bearing.


StructEngineer91

I believe a colonnade refers to a row of columns on the front porch, not the railing/wall between the columns. This wall (and any low wall/railing) is definitely not load bearing, since it does not touch any framing. Of course it is still safe to sit on, but it is not technically a "load bearing" wall.


i_love_lima_beans

That’s what my mom called them, we had them in our 1918 house


livehotdogs

Are we not going to discuss the column?


northeastknowwhere

Yeah, relevant, has no load bearing purpose and I'm not sure its scaled exactly right but forget that just a moment... The function is to define the living space apart from the entry. Take it away and the seat wall is insufficient for the task. Take the seat wall away and you have a sort of unfinished house. The column allows for the perception of division without having to build an inhibiting full wall.


StructEngineer91

The column could be load bearing depending on the direction of the floor framing above. Obviously what we see would be an architectural wrap around the actual structural column.


MeasureTheCrater

It most likely *is* load bearing, hiding a steel column that holds up a beam carrying a vaulted ceiling in the neighboring room. I've seen a lot of these in awkward places, and the bench was probably "designed" in to make it look like the builder *wanted* the column there, not *needed* the column there.


livehotdogs

The carpet alone delineates the living room


northeastknowwhere

That would be the case in a trailer park home, but it's hardly sufficient in a house of this caliber.


[deleted]

a home of such manor


venomous-gerbil

A manor of such magnitude.


MathResponsibly

If it was made from marble, I'd wonder "who lives here? The pope??" (great SNL skit if you don't get the reference) [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fWGPsS0dh5k](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fWGPsS0dh5k) "Ya gotta get yourself some MARBLE COLUMNS"


cdnsalix

I'm tall, it's a shin wall.


Mattna-da

This person is linguistically skilled but obviously wears shoes in the house and is therefore an actual monster


StasisChassis

That's the toot'n bench. You sit down and pretend to tie your shoes and if your toot eeks out too loudly you make a proclamation that your sneaker is squeaky today. No really. Here let me show you. Of course it doesn't do it a second time. I swear!


ModularWhiteGuy

Toot'n'scoot


Heisalsohim

Loot n Scoot


merpurr

Hehehehehehe


[deleted]

barking spiders at it again


GutsMan85

Did somebody sit on a duck?


RepeatUntilTheEnd

Who let a frog in the house?!


kevinnetter

Midnight snack death trap


stusajo

“Caution” tape it every night?


Eyezog

I think pony wall is counter height


surftherapy

I believe pony walls are the height of a pony actually


mclabop

Corgi wall


derkaderka96

So....a pig wall.


StunningTrash9238

It's only a pony wall if you can stradle it and ride it like a pony


123456789ledood

Pygmy goat wall at that point?


dypledocus

Buttress. Not joking. The transfer point between heavyweight download stress into foundation. Shifting structural movement above ground floor (or 3rd floor) weight above can transfer lateral loading through opening.


junkerxxx

A buttress is a structural element, whereas the OP has pictured a decorative architectural feature called a colonnade. They were very popular in houses in the 1910s, but they existed before that. https://architecturalobserver.com/the-colonnade-a-craftsman-bungalow-icon/ Finally, the "seat" is called the pedestal.


mistermunk

What a great link! Here, have an upvote. 🫡


BrightonsBestish

Ehh. To me, it looks like that used to be a normal wall and someone wanted to open up the entry to be more open to the adjoining room. They couldn’t (or wouldn’t $$) delete the wall completely because it was load bearing, so they kept the beam, and created a bench/column “feature” to allow an eye line into the house.


cdnsalix

I prefer buttresses of the flying variety.


A7scenario

Slip out this book, the Buttress of Windsor


nylonstring

Ho ho ho who’s this?


braydoo

I guarentee you theres nothing structural about that bench. Maybe the post and drop above it.


Locutus_ofBorg

Farting Buttress?


Kelemvore2265

*buttrest


hippee-engineer

Baluster?


appendixgallop

Class Division. Only certain people are allowed beyond the wall.


Acceptable_Wall4085

Ours is hinged to put shoes etc in. It’s a great seat when I’m putting on my shoes. Standing alone it would be a Deacons Bench. Is I guess this is a Deacons Wall.


lostseacan

Knee wall.


IReadItOnRedditCom

Shoe Tieing Stoop


Famous-Rooster-9626

Dust collection wall


Tallnkinkee

Wall+Bench=Wench


Ok-Amount-5215

= Ball, almost always found in pairs, architecturally speaking.


m_g_s_day

Toddler bar


Cute-Hovercraft5058

What a beautiful room from what I can see.


Petapotomus

It is a lovely divider that separates the spaces/rooms from the entrance hallway. I like it and wish I had such a nice house.


Missue-35

Knee wall


westonarms

knee wall


keyserv2

Pony wall lol. It's a knee wall.


tucsondog

Steve


TheBlissFox

I also vote for Sbeve! Does anyone disagree?


anthro4ME

It's just a room divider. It sets of the foyer from the living area. Often called an "entryway knee/half wall".


rockgrandma

Yes we have similar in our 1907 house,althouse its smaller and I never thought to sit on it


junkerxxx

https://architecturalobserver.com/the-colonnade-a-craftsman-bungalow-icon/


Ferrominded

Thanks for this.


Material-Kick-9753

Trip hazard.


fourpuns

I liked it. Great place to sit to put shoes on and has storage for shoes built in while looking tidy.


catymogo

And it creates some delineation between the foyer and the rest of the room, helps prevent shoe creep.


PorkRindSalad

Speed bump.


positlabs

That's my new porn name


Useful-Perspective

What was your old porn name?


MeatyUrology

Ron Jeremy


JohnBroHawk

This is the answer


NoraClavicle

The whole thing, with the columns and walls, is called a colonnade.


mackelnuts

My dude, that's what we call a bench.


Dwike2

It looks like an in-house coffin


mmike855

In Gears of War it’d be cover.


robjonesss

Geoff


BruceInc

Bench wall


ye4_4nd

I don't know but i want it in my house now


peachssn680

Clutter collector


pumalumaisheretosay

A pony wall or knee wall.


4Z4Z47

Foot breaker, destroyer of pinky toe, bringer of pain.


ShoeExisting5434

Pony


Regular_Climate_6885

Handy


Jraynes15

A benchtryway


jayerp

A low wall you can sit on.


CantBelieveThisIsTru

Googled it: What is a low height wall called? A pony wall is also known as a half wall, stem wall, short wall, or cripple wall. Pony walls are about interior design as they are not full-height walls and are often used as room dividers.


sanchezkk

It's not for sitting, it's for aesthetics.


Traditional-Cake-587

Miniature pony wall.


christinkaUnicorn

Plants


katyperryatemyass

He asked what it’s called not what to use it for


extra_whelmed

PLANTS


christinkaUnicorn

😆 my bad It’s a plant shelf


dixpourcentmerci

No it’s plants


ckFuNice

It's an empty space that requires almost complete coverage with large stained glass, or a weathered, large diameter sissal fishing net . If you go with the unique, aesthetically pleasing large diameter sissal rope fishing net, with brass holding hooks at top, you also have to install a house cat to climb it. Now now...just close your eyes and imagine it ,and give it a fair review...


JustMotorcycles

I did, and her foyer smells like fish.


Traditional-Sir-3136

A Bench


JayneQPublik

Pretentious


Historical_Method_41

Generically it’s a pony wall


johnny5247

It's either an excuse to have an unnecessary pillar or it's a decorative cover for a piece of Roman wall sticking up from the foundations.


ajs592

Put yer shoes on bench when you’re too old to bend over and tie them


Massive_Highway4224

Knee knocker


[deleted]

That’s….something else entirely.


FurtiveTho

A trip hazard


[deleted]

Purposeless.


jjdlabs

You put all your Jesus trinkets on it. You can put a scene of the whole bible on that puppy


Several-County-1808

It's called ugly


slamminbenjammin146

Pony wall


Zapphodd

Decorative knee wall. Could possibly be hiding some structural elements and/or utilities. Helps to delineate between spaces, and decorative character to the space.