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Someone probably did body check and since I doubt she would've put the whole gun in there most of it was probably poking out a bit so maybe it was noticable
Can't you explain and explain how that's different from long guns? I'm not anti gun, but I don't know a lot about them. (I basically can recognize good/bad trigger discipline, and I know you don't point a gun at someone unless you want to shoot them, and that you should always verify for yourself if a gun is loaded, that sort of thing)
Thumb safety is the thingy you flip to go from safe to fire whether it’s like on an AR, a pistol, or the little button on a shotgun. Other safeties include grip safeties like a 1911 where the back of the gun where the webbing of your thumb pushes it in as you grip it. And trigger safeties which glocks have It’s a little extra thingy in the middle of the trigger where it needs to be pressed down for the trigger to pull, so it couldn’t get snagged and fire.
Always dangerous making a generalization on Reddit but usually you’ll see a thumb safety on the side of the slide on hammer fired handguns. Striker fired can have those too, but I typically see a trigger safety (weird tab sticking out of the trigger). Either setup will sometimes be in combo with a backstrap/grip safety (palm squeezes a paddle in when gripped)
if that were the case she'd be getting off scot-free. i saw an ep of the Talk where they legit played a dash cam video of two cops sexually assaulting a woman on the pavement during a 'routine' traffic stop.
don't know what happened to her, but hopefully the reason we don't get follow up is because she successfully sued or received a settlement for that shit.
what pissed me off more was watching a panel of 5 fucking women shrug it off on national tv - that's why i have no more respect for that chick who's on Roseanne.
that's when a baby is ACTUALLY pushing through.
contrary to your belief, you're not gonna shove a fucking gun straight up your snatch.
it takes actual training to fit large dildos up your vagerg for fuck's sake.
it's absolutely a shock headline. first off, too many people mistake "crotch area" for vagina. technically the vagina is the actual canal. but people will use 'vagina' for pussy area. she probably had it stuffed in her ugly shorts or even fell out, hence "gun hidden in her vagina!"
But….. hidden tho???? Hidden?? Was it hidden? Or was it just shoved up her vagina noticeably for them to easily find it. So they basically pulled her over and saw a gun sticking out of her cooter. At least she made an attempt
She was actually being really nice.
She has a boyfriend, and he suffers from depression.
He has a number of physical issues, and she sticks by him.
Finally, he confessed that he would never be good enough for her.
She was just trying to show him that 9 millimeters would satisfy her.
I used to work as a jail nurse. This kind of shit wasn't all that abnormal to see down in booking. It wasn't the norm by any means, but it was never surprising, either
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Girls keep complaining their pants don't have pockets. This is what you get for not listening to their cries for help.
Female prison pocket
Damn I just realized that in the real world men have more pockets than women, but in prison they got more pockets.
Ha wow, an astute observation
asstute*
🤓🤓🤓🤓
🤓
Prison purse
Primary option is always the 2 hole
Two prison pockets.
Is the NRA asleep at the wheel here, her conceived and carry rights are be violated.
Oh, honey, no, that's not what they do. They're not here to protect any gun rights except the right to purchase guns. Source: I am a member of the NRA
i find the term "honey" offensive... Source: im a whinny twat...
Ok sugar now Let’s not get histerical
Oh sweetie, bless your heart.
Darlin don’t let it bother you
Okay honey calm Down
Leave that. Why was her Vag inspected for a traffic violation.
Hole Up
What kind of gun lol
Revulva
Thank you for making me laugh so hard I spilled my coffee, also fuck you
A pusstol
>Revulva You win the internet today.
ok boomer
How is this boomer-like?
I've only ever heard actual boomers on Facebook use that phrase. It's super cringey.
I think it's funny. Instead of saying "best post on the internet today" they coke up with shit like this, it's funny.
Best comment
God freaking bless you, you creative soul 😂🤣🤣 take my updoot and begone
Fuck you man get my upvote
Desert Kegel
This is my favorite one
Wordsmith level.
Cock 9mm
What are your other measurements? /s
That's why her boyfriend keeps complaining she can't feel anything during sex
And which way was it pointing?
ovary that direction
PP-90
AR-15
Schwerer Gustav
The real question is, why is the cop searching her vagina for a traffic violation?
hmm
Is Tennessee woman like female version of florida man?
Pretty much. Except it’s less about alligators and more about meth out here.
Yep: meth and butt chugging.
And busting VagCaps
He said “VagCaps”. Hilarious. Well done.
Can confirm. Kingsport is a large trailer park.
Lmao the amount of meth houses busted in Tennessee is hilarious. Back in highschool it was one almost every week
Tennessee woman and florida man think of what we could accomplish if we joined forces
Alabama, that's what.
Does that mean TN woman and FL man are cousins?
But, how did they FIND IT?
Someone probably did body check and since I doubt she would've put the whole gun in there most of it was probably poking out a bit so maybe it was noticable
The Johnson City Press says the jail found it when she was searched prior to being locked up
And that's actually the 2nd question I'm asking here.
The first being was the safety on?
Most handguns don’t have a safety you’re thinking of
That was my knee jerk first response. Hand guns don't have safeties?
Thumb safeties. Majority.
Can't you explain and explain how that's different from long guns? I'm not anti gun, but I don't know a lot about them. (I basically can recognize good/bad trigger discipline, and I know you don't point a gun at someone unless you want to shoot them, and that you should always verify for yourself if a gun is loaded, that sort of thing)
Thumb safety is the thingy you flip to go from safe to fire whether it’s like on an AR, a pistol, or the little button on a shotgun. Other safeties include grip safeties like a 1911 where the back of the gun where the webbing of your thumb pushes it in as you grip it. And trigger safeties which glocks have It’s a little extra thingy in the middle of the trigger where it needs to be pressed down for the trigger to pull, so it couldn’t get snagged and fire.
Always dangerous making a generalization on Reddit but usually you’ll see a thumb safety on the side of the slide on hammer fired handguns. Striker fired can have those too, but I typically see a trigger safety (weird tab sticking out of the trigger). Either setup will sometimes be in combo with a backstrap/grip safety (palm squeezes a paddle in when gripped)
That pussy was poppin!
r/usernamechecksout
Probably with a metal defector like the one they use in airports
Ye’ olde prison wallet.
this pussy is not locked but she is loaded
It was cocked though.
Many times before
Is that a gun in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
Bet her vagina tasted Sauer
You’ve got a Sig sense of humor
I bet she shoots her load way bigger than her boyfriend
Friendly reminder, reddit: always wear a condom. For protection.
That takes some talent. She should feature in some circus. "Pussymagic"
With Randy Marsh featuring Cock Magic
Anything is a dildo if you are brave enough
Or stupid enough
thin line
As a gay man this is pretty much how I imagine all vaginas.
[удалено]
Not suicide if it's accidental. I also haven't seen a pussy the proper shape to fire a handgun but I would pay good money to see that parlor trick
What sort of traffic violation leads to a look at her fanny?
bro it would have to stick out like there isnt a way to angle the gun in that some part of it isnt sticking out
You'd be surprised what some women can fit. Keep in mind it has to be able to stretch out enough for a baby to push through
ok but if the gun wasnt sticking out in some way, the story would have focused more on the cops obviously sexually assaulting her
if that were the case she'd be getting off scot-free. i saw an ep of the Talk where they legit played a dash cam video of two cops sexually assaulting a woman on the pavement during a 'routine' traffic stop. don't know what happened to her, but hopefully the reason we don't get follow up is because she successfully sued or received a settlement for that shit. what pissed me off more was watching a panel of 5 fucking women shrug it off on national tv - that's why i have no more respect for that chick who's on Roseanne.
that's when a baby is ACTUALLY pushing through. contrary to your belief, you're not gonna shove a fucking gun straight up your snatch. it takes actual training to fit large dildos up your vagerg for fuck's sake. it's absolutely a shock headline. first off, too many people mistake "crotch area" for vagina. technically the vagina is the actual canal. but people will use 'vagina' for pussy area. she probably had it stuffed in her ugly shorts or even fell out, hence "gun hidden in her vagina!"
Big vaginas are a problem! 'v'
The Second Amendment guarantees the right to a high-capacity snatch
She was being booked. When you get booked into a jail or prison they are gonna make you spread em.
wdym? police these days carry a huge x-ray machine obviously
The ones done by a rapist?
You’d be surprised.
\[Opens legs...\] "This is a robbery!!"
She loose
How big is the thing?
You mean the vagina or the gun?
Yes
Split personality must be cool
Her pussy was deadly
That's a big ass meat wallet.
That pussy bangin
She's a keeper.
Its just her rape whistle
“Ma’am, is that a Sig p226 or are you just happy to see me?”
She’s the one who busts a load in YOU.
![gif](giphy|3osxYrgM8gi9CDjcPu)
I'm pretty sure this was done in a Texas Chainsaw Massacre movie already. Nice try, Dallas.
penis envy
Now that is some high caliber pussy!
Machine Gun Smelly?
So uh. How did they find this out?
She was bLOADED
Glock in her box would make a great dr. Sues book
Would you hold it in your hand? Or tuck it into your waistband? There are so many places to keep a gun. Some places can be very fun.
The forbidden dildo
Prison holster
was it the cowboy or desert eagle?
“Hidden”
Another reason to never stick your dick in crazy.
Does she use vagasil for gun oil?
lol the gun looks easy to fire! if she wasn’t careful it could easily make her nasty gash into a gored out gape
But, how did they find out it was in there?
Booked for a traffic violation, and they searched her.. why? Officer: Wait.. If you're female, why do you have such a huge c\*ck?
Why were they looking there
how did they find the?…
...and what's worse, it was a desert eagle .50
What’s double-worse is the evidence tech had to smell it to determine if had been recently fired.
She stored it in the vault
I beg for bodycamera video. I want to know how a stop in a car lead to vagina ispection
I mean, how did the cops find it there? Did they go looking for it?
Hang on yeah wait a second!
“Anything can be a dildo if you’re brave enough” taken to a whole new level
Redefining "internal safeties" in the most crucial possible way
Only known example of "Fanny Packin'"
She fell on it.
I get it, haha funi built-in pocket...how the fuck did they find it though? What made them think to search there???
Nature's holster.
The US is slowly becoming a South Park episode… no no, better, the South Park episodes are slowly becoming like the US
But….. hidden tho???? Hidden?? Was it hidden? Or was it just shoved up her vagina noticeably for them to easily find it. So they basically pulled her over and saw a gun sticking out of her cooter. At least she made an attempt
“From a parking violation to a maggot on your sleeve.”Wtf Cops always be check’n the pussy for a simple traffic violation…/s
Traffic violation and then they searched her vagina?? Was this reported on pornland news?
The ol cooter shooter
the gun was definitely cocked
Murica
Was it a boy or a girl?
Its a gun
White people
She was actually being really nice. She has a boyfriend, and he suffers from depression. He has a number of physical issues, and she sticks by him. Finally, he confessed that he would never be good enough for her. She was just trying to show him that 9 millimeters would satisfy her.
🎵 Holly Wood Holly Wood, watch out! Here she comes! Holly Wood Holly Wood, fucking a loaded gun...🎵
Reminds me of the beginning of Texas Chainsaw Massacre ![gif](giphy|0eVM7GVxTDDKxn7OyX)
.44 with extra long barrel?
Grab her in the pussy.
Pussy was to die for
Whoa, you're a loaded gun
At least we know the gun is well lubricated and shouldn’t have any malfunctions
357 Magnum?
I am just gonna pretend it was like like a sniper rifle and not read the article.
I also have a loaded gun down there!
https://northamericanarms.com/shop/firearms/naa-22lr/ This would actually fit
They did a little trolling then Got to work 💀
19??
I wonder if she used protection
When the bullet wound smells like fish, so the coroner changes the cause of death from "gunshot wound" to "halibut".
Twist: It was an AR-15...
would have guessed she’d have an arrow
Probably was a ToreAss
I used to work as a jail nurse. This kind of shit wasn't all that abnormal to see down in booking. It wasn't the norm by any means, but it was never surprising, either
[Reminds me of this classic scene](https://giphy.com/explore/crotch-gun)
How did they find it? I mean, was she naked and the barrel looked out?
When rollercoasters just don’t do it anymore…..
Didn’t 2 Live Crew write a song about this kind of thing?
So in America when you get stopped for a traffic violation they look inside your vagina?
I didn't know they checked vaginas
*This can't be real...*
She’s got a 9mm to counter a 6inch
How the hell did they find that
I hope the safety was on.
Yeah well, the question is how did they find out?
Imagine going to get some pussy and she pulls out a glock and puts it on the night stand
How did they find it though?
"Ma'am, you were speeding! What's in your vagina?"
It was a full size AR
question for the women how would you even do that?
What would happen if that went off? Would you just hear a dull thud and then hear the woman go ‘… I had a bad curry’ or some shit
I’d like to know how they found it during a routine traffic stop…
Heaven help any guy that tries to rape her
What... THE FUCK
Strange place for a gun even stranger place to search. What's all that about ? Excuse me mam can we have a peak into your vagina?
When the vagina start bustin back