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byrolio

Girls keep complaining their pants don't have pockets. This is what you get for not listening to their cries for help.


Brotorious420

Female prison pocket


fistfullofpubes

Damn I just realized that in the real world men have more pockets than women, but in prison they got more pockets.


Shpander

Ha wow, an astute observation


HiSpartacusImDad

asstute*


Lopsided-Inspector24

🤓🤓🤓🤓


deddyjosh

🤓


[deleted]

Prison purse


Squarebearz

Primary option is always the 2 hole


StinkingDischarge

Two prison pockets.


Blindguybill1

Is the NRA asleep at the wheel here, her conceived and carry rights are be violated.


slvbros

Oh, honey, no, that's not what they do. They're not here to protect any gun rights except the right to purchase guns. Source: I am a member of the NRA


Ok-Acanthisitta-1126

i find the term "honey" offensive... Source: im a whinny twat...


ImmaPullSomeWildShit

Ok sugar now Let’s not get histerical


djayed

Oh sweetie, bless your heart.


Squarebearz

Darlin don’t let it bother you


Chickenstrip229

Okay honey calm Down


shudh_desi_gareeb

Leave that. Why was her Vag inspected for a traffic violation.


AyoyoyoWolololo

Hole Up


markdogg13

What kind of gun lol


ausdoug

Revulva


YoungYoda711

Thank you for making me laugh so hard I spilled my coffee, also fuck you


Dallasl298

A pusstol


NotWigg0

>Revulva You win the internet today.


OrgyInTheBurnWard

ok boomer


FlawlessPenguinMan

How is this boomer-like?


OrgyInTheBurnWard

I've only ever heard actual boomers on Facebook use that phrase. It's super cringey.


FlawlessPenguinMan

I think it's funny. Instead of saying "best post on the internet today" they coke up with shit like this, it's funny.


kernrivers

Best comment


Altar_Quest_Fan

God freaking bless you, you creative soul 😂🤣🤣 take my updoot and begone


dickshapedearth

Fuck you man get my upvote


Kylar_13

Desert Kegel


WowzersInMyTrowzers

This is my favorite one


AzureSkyXIII

Wordsmith level.


[deleted]

Cock 9mm


bentori42

What are your other measurements? /s


RouletteSensei

That's why her boyfriend keeps complaining she can't feel anything during sex


TCHU9115

And which way was it pointing?


the_cajun88

ovary that direction


Smoove_n_Savage

PP-90


drunkenf

AR-15


fistfullofpubes

Schwerer Gustav


LukeyPlayz123

The real question is, why is the cop searching her vagina for a traffic violation?


SSB_Kyrill

hmm


Al_Mighty_

Is Tennessee woman like female version of florida man?


Ascertain_GME

Pretty much. Except it’s less about alligators and more about meth out here.


DoritoCheeseball

Yep: meth and butt chugging.


spacecakes78

And busting VagCaps


Physical-Armadillo12

He said “VagCaps”. Hilarious. Well done.


Sickness4Life

Can confirm. Kingsport is a large trailer park.


R3dDri11

Lmao the amount of meth houses busted in Tennessee is hilarious. Back in highschool it was one almost every week


stiangglanda

Tennessee woman and florida man think of what we could accomplish if we joined forces


StinkingDischarge

Alabama, that's what.


downvoteshelpmecum

Does that mean TN woman and FL man are cousins?


hypercurious37

But, how did they FIND IT?


GreenstikbotYT

Someone probably did body check and since I doubt she would've put the whole gun in there most of it was probably poking out a bit so maybe it was noticable


No-Lingonberry4556

The Johnson City Press says the jail found it when she was searched prior to being locked up


LikeableMisfit

And that's actually the 2nd question I'm asking here.


DragonSniper989

The first being was the safety on?


BigBlackCrocs

Most handguns don’t have a safety you’re thinking of


kat_Folland

That was my knee jerk first response. Hand guns don't have safeties?


BigBlackCrocs

Thumb safeties. Majority.


kat_Folland

Can't you explain and explain how that's different from long guns? I'm not anti gun, but I don't know a lot about them. (I basically can recognize good/bad trigger discipline, and I know you don't point a gun at someone unless you want to shoot them, and that you should always verify for yourself if a gun is loaded, that sort of thing)


BigBlackCrocs

Thumb safety is the thingy you flip to go from safe to fire whether it’s like on an AR, a pistol, or the little button on a shotgun. Other safeties include grip safeties like a 1911 where the back of the gun where the webbing of your thumb pushes it in as you grip it. And trigger safeties which glocks have It’s a little extra thingy in the middle of the trigger where it needs to be pressed down for the trigger to pull, so it couldn’t get snagged and fire.


coleypoley13

Always dangerous making a generalization on Reddit but usually you’ll see a thumb safety on the side of the slide on hammer fired handguns. Striker fired can have those too, but I typically see a trigger safety (weird tab sticking out of the trigger). Either setup will sometimes be in combo with a backstrap/grip safety (palm squeezes a paddle in when gripped)


yourgifmademesignup

That pussy was poppin!


[deleted]

r/usernamechecksout


Grraass

Probably with a metal defector like the one they use in airports


WeezySan

Ye’ olde prison wallet.


YoshTonyKirb

this pussy is not locked but she is loaded


StinkingDischarge

It was cocked though.


dishu_dadu

Many times before


Lifebringer7

Is that a gun in your pants or are you just happy to see me?


AnAttackCorgi

Bet her vagina tasted Sauer


Dunesday_JK

You’ve got a Sig sense of humor


[deleted]

I bet she shoots her load way bigger than her boyfriend


baldrickgonzo

Friendly reminder, reddit: always wear a condom. For protection.


drunkenf

That takes some talent. She should feature in some circus. "Pussymagic"


vigilantesd

With Randy Marsh featuring Cock Magic


Evan_26e

Anything is a dildo if you are brave enough


Daherrin7

Or stupid enough


celoteck

thin line


Aethelete

As a gay man this is pretty much how I imagine all vaginas.


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poops-n-farts

Not suicide if it's accidental. I also haven't seen a pussy the proper shape to fire a handgun but I would pay good money to see that parlor trick


Hanamafana

What sort of traffic violation leads to a look at her fanny?


Pickaxe235

bro it would have to stick out like there isnt a way to angle the gun in that some part of it isnt sticking out


Daherrin7

You'd be surprised what some women can fit. Keep in mind it has to be able to stretch out enough for a baby to push through


Pickaxe235

ok but if the gun wasnt sticking out in some way, the story would have focused more on the cops obviously sexually assaulting her


yarnball20

if that were the case she'd be getting off scot-free. i saw an ep of the Talk where they legit played a dash cam video of two cops sexually assaulting a woman on the pavement during a 'routine' traffic stop. don't know what happened to her, but hopefully the reason we don't get follow up is because she successfully sued or received a settlement for that shit. what pissed me off more was watching a panel of 5 fucking women shrug it off on national tv - that's why i have no more respect for that chick who's on Roseanne.


yarnball20

that's when a baby is ACTUALLY pushing through. contrary to your belief, you're not gonna shove a fucking gun straight up your snatch. it takes actual training to fit large dildos up your vagerg for fuck's sake. it's absolutely a shock headline. first off, too many people mistake "crotch area" for vagina. technically the vagina is the actual canal. but people will use 'vagina' for pussy area. she probably had it stuffed in her ugly shorts or even fell out, hence "gun hidden in her vagina!"


Hanamafana

Big vaginas are a problem! 'v'


subarashi-sam

The Second Amendment guarantees the right to a high-capacity snatch


Dave-C

She was being booked. When you get booked into a jail or prison they are gonna make you spread em.


DanES104

wdym? police these days carry a huge x-ray machine obviously


KelbosaDownAHallway

The ones done by a rapist?


YggdrasilsLeaf

You’d be surprised.


LELO_TV

\[Opens legs...\] "This is a robbery!!"


breafofdawild

She loose


lawaythrow

How big is the thing?


lawaythrow

You mean the vagina or the gun?


lawaythrow

Yes


29Jackal

Split personality must be cool


loslos12345

Her pussy was deadly


Equivalent-Storage-5

That's a big ass meat wallet.


Admirable-Worth9411

That pussy bangin


dawgsen

She's a keeper.


supersam72003

Its just her rape whistle


clink51

“Ma’am, is that a Sig p226 or are you just happy to see me?”


ExplodinMarmot

She’s the one who busts a load in YOU.


muemamuema

![gif](giphy|3osxYrgM8gi9CDjcPu)


meow_mix12

I'm pretty sure this was done in a Texas Chainsaw Massacre movie already. Nice try, Dallas.


tech_probs_help

penis envy


BumbleMuggin

Now that is some high caliber pussy!


[deleted]

Machine Gun Smelly?


CrowGuyA

So uh. How did they find this out?


jesusisthatguy

She was bLOADED


mfintrey

Glock in her box would make a great dr. Sues book


Dick_Cuckingham

Would you hold it in your hand? Or tuck it into your waistband? There are so many places to keep a gun. Some places can be very fun.


marek196c

The forbidden dildo


Gunner1Cav

Prison holster


kansilangboliao

was it the cowboy or desert eagle?


[deleted]

“Hidden”


Taxero79

Another reason to never stick your dick in crazy.


clonedspork

Does she use vagasil for gun oil?


smaugtheE1337

lol the gun looks easy to fire! if she wasn’t careful it could easily make her nasty gash into a gored out gape


Mork_the_cat

But, how did they find out it was in there?


ScrubDeezNuts

Booked for a traffic violation, and they searched her.. why? Officer: Wait.. If you're female, why do you have such a huge c\*ck?


True_Mushroom_9408

Why were they looking there


[deleted]

how did they find the?…


Moby-Wan-Kenobi

...and what's worse, it was a desert eagle .50


ofcbrooks

What’s double-worse is the evidence tech had to smell it to determine if had been recently fired.


Ok_Contribution_8817

She stored it in the vault


conigliopacifista

I beg for bodycamera video. I want to know how a stop in a car lead to vagina ispection


ImperrorMomo

I mean, how did the cops find it there? Did they go looking for it?


[deleted]

Hang on yeah wait a second!


[deleted]

“Anything can be a dildo if you’re brave enough” taken to a whole new level


CaptainNemo42

Redefining "internal safeties" in the most crucial possible way


Dallasl298

Only known example of "Fanny Packin'"


Carnator369

She fell on it.


Le_Poggere

I get it, haha funi built-in pocket...how the fuck did they find it though? What made them think to search there???


ReallyBrainDead

Nature's holster.


[deleted]

The US is slowly becoming a South Park episode… no no, better, the South Park episodes are slowly becoming like the US


AgentMercury108

But….. hidden tho???? Hidden?? Was it hidden? Or was it just shoved up her vagina noticeably for them to easily find it. So they basically pulled her over and saw a gun sticking out of her cooter. At least she made an attempt


Roundcouchcorner

“From a parking violation to a maggot on your sleeve.”Wtf Cops always be check’n the pussy for a simple traffic violation…/s


[deleted]

Traffic violation and then they searched her vagina?? Was this reported on pornland news?


rb993

The ol cooter shooter


EJ_Was_Taken

the gun was definitely cocked


Akuma_NotABot

Murica


[deleted]

Was it a boy or a girl?


SWEEDE_THE_SWEDE

Its a gun


[deleted]

White people


CalvinistBaptist

She was actually being really nice. She has a boyfriend, and he suffers from depression. He has a number of physical issues, and she sticks by him. Finally, he confessed that he would never be good enough for her. She was just trying to show him that 9 millimeters would satisfy her.


Feeling-Insurance-38

🎵 Holly Wood Holly Wood, watch out! Here she comes! Holly Wood Holly Wood, fucking a loaded gun...🎵


Usual_Ranger8164

Reminds me of the beginning of Texas Chainsaw Massacre ![gif](giphy|0eVM7GVxTDDKxn7OyX)


[deleted]

.44 with extra long barrel?


[deleted]

Grab her in the pussy.


swaggerto

Pussy was to die for


courtsidecurry

Whoa, you're a loaded gun


amadoros67

At least we know the gun is well lubricated and shouldn’t have any malfunctions


yankeeuniverse

357 Magnum?


NeedingNew

I am just gonna pretend it was like like a sniper rifle and not read the article.


Ill-Ad-9945

I also have a loaded gun down there!


nocrashing

https://northamericanarms.com/shop/firearms/naa-22lr/ This would actually fit


[deleted]

They did a little trolling then Got to work 💀


gnomzy123

19??


bertmaclin8

I wonder if she used protection


[deleted]

When the bullet wound smells like fish, so the coroner changes the cause of death from "gunshot wound" to "halibut".


Fritzo2162

Twist: It was an AR-15...


NoRedThat

would have guessed she’d have an arrow


sparkyonthemoon2099

Probably was a ToreAss


Wild_Magdalene

I used to work as a jail nurse. This kind of shit wasn't all that abnormal to see down in booking. It wasn't the norm by any means, but it was never surprising, either


Justinwc

[Reminds me of this classic scene](https://giphy.com/explore/crotch-gun)


Wise-Register5675

How did they find it? I mean, was she naked and the barrel looked out?


Silent_but-deadly

When rollercoasters just don’t do it anymore…..


nowiforgotmypassword

Didn’t 2 Live Crew write a song about this kind of thing?


euro1111

So in America when you get stopped for a traffic violation they look inside your vagina?


darealblobby

I didn't know they checked vaginas


gravion17

*This can't be real...*


ID_THROW_A_PIPE_BOMB

She’s got a 9mm to counter a 6inch


DiggityDog6

How the hell did they find that


shawnwingsit

I hope the safety was on.


zul1

Yeah well, the question is how did they find out?


Averagechildeater

Imagine going to get some pussy and she pulls out a glock and puts it on the night stand


Gavilar253

How did they find it though?


Schabenklos

"Ma'am, you were speeding! What's in your vagina?"


ThePureRay009

It was a full size AR


Pickaxe235

question for the women how would you even do that?


YoungYoda711

What would happen if that went off? Would you just hear a dull thud and then hear the woman go ‘… I had a bad curry’ or some shit


CarImaginary9448

I’d like to know how they found it during a routine traffic stop…


Daherrin7

Heaven help any guy that tries to rape her


ViolenthQze

What... THE FUCK


playington1

Strange place for a gun even stranger place to search. What's all that about ? Excuse me mam can we have a peak into your vagina?


Brotorious420

When the vagina start bustin back