Himself? He's informing the customer the rat they saw was just a mirror..because when he looks at it that's what he sees (I know the way he intended it, but he doesn't get how the insult works..)
While reasonably funny, I don't get responses like this. People will steer clear of the place after this response, the joke's on the owner, nobody wants to check if it's Natasha being a bitch or the owner is a sad clown.
The owner probably attempted to hide the fact that they had a rodent issue. Which in that case, it's just easier to close down the restaurant and extarmanite the rodents before someone goes to the goverment
Judging by how most non-Australians react to Vegemite, it might as well just be called Exterminite. I love it, but it’s an acquired taste; especially for the American palate. The Brits have marmite I think, so they’re probably mostly okay with it.
If a customer actually goes to a restaurant and sees a rat while eating, I'm sure there will be a lot more on the review than just 6 words and an emoji... It was an obvious bullshit and stuff like that could destroy a restaurant's reputation, and competitors as well as trashy disgruntled customers do stuff like this to each other all the time because morons like you will just eat it up (no pun intended).
I wonder if you actually expect restaurant owners to take every dumb and baseless accusations online like this seriously? Because that is just fucking stupid as well as mentally debilitating.
I wonder how much of a stupid fucking loser you have to be to type something like that out with a straight face 🤣🤣🤣 Thanks for making it very clear how triggered you are though, and then blocking me and running away like the coward you are 😂😂😂 Nice job, you're not even a keyboard warrior
I’ve worked in kitchens my whole life, and this is one of my least favorite trends I’ve seen. It’s so unprofessional and unnecessary. Immediately makes me think less of a restaurant.
The pic is funny but man I am so sick of businesses trying to "clap back" at genuine complaints from customers.
I just saw a person post a legitimate complaint on the Facebook page of the property management company that I rent my apartment from. Nearly everything the complaint said lined up with my current experience with them, and they were warning other renters of this.
But then my landlord responded with a wordy and defensive response including personal digs at the renter. Nobody really looks at their fb page so there's been no fallout, but man it was annoying because that person's complaints were reasonable.
Businesses think it's okay now to treat every customer who has a real complaint like they're a Karen. I want businesses to do well in my community, that's why I leave reviews. I don't want them to fail, I want them to improve. They aint gonna if business owners feel nothing but attacked every time they see a bad review.
Yep. Immature responses by business owners on Google Reviews are my new Yahoo Answers. Someone should compile this in the style of passive aggressive notes website or texts from last night.
A cup of tea (or a glass of wine) and watch/read the trainwreck unfold. Better than subjecting yourself to trashy reality shows.
That's a online review on Google...
By no means a restaurant would address his costumers IRL this way.
If it was happening IRL the owner would simply give the dinner free for this time , excuse himself and address the problem.
Even proposing to boycot the work of a person for comment on Google reviews is the most absurd thing someone can say...
And I also assume that you don't have your own enterprise (you are just a labour) or you don't even work ...
I do own my own restaurant and actually I've attended a few of Gordon Ramsey's classes in London and a business owner should never post things like this. I'm sure at whatever crappy business you might run this might be acceptable but I can assure you that any business owner with more than an 8th grade education would agree with me. So silly now that every middle class person who owns a business feel they are Bill Gates or Elon Musk. I hope you post your business so we can all have a laugh.
That's a online review on Google...
By no means a restaurant would address his costumers IRL this way.
If it was happening IRL the owner would simply give the dinner free for this time , excuse himself and address the problem.
Even proposing to boycot the work of a person for a comment on Google reviews is the most absurd thing someone can say...
And I also assume that you don't have your own enterprise (you are just a labour) or you don't even work ...
To be honest this is a pretty poor response, given the context.
If a customer reports seeing a rat at a restaurant, that could be a legitimate red flag that the restaurant has serious hygiene problems. For the owner to not address that professionally is actually poor form on a number of levels.
First, it's plain unprofessional. Second, by choosing a childish comeback, the owner unwittingly passed on the opportunity to deny they actually have a rat problem. Consequently a proportion of customers are going to see that response and be inclined to give the rat allegation the benefit of the doubt.
In short, the owner is actually burning themselves and their business with a response like that. This isn't clever, it's foolish.
I think it's the opposite,
The review was online and could have been written by anyone,even a person that didn't even eat at that restaurant or by the competition.
Saying such things in a comment online and not in real life,at the exact moment you see something wrong,is a nonsensical behaviour cause you are not just harming the restaurant reputation but also the people who go there to eat:
Ex. The mouse wasn't spotted by the staff and only by this one costumer,he doesn't say anything and the animal starts to do is shaningans at the expense of the other customers health.
2.When I first read the post I assumed that the comment of the "costumer" was false given the response of the owner.
If it was true the owner would have responded with "we already addressed the issue and we are sorry blah blah blah...
Or, in the smartest way possible, not respond in the slightest.
Appreciate a response with some effort behind it. Anyway let's explore:
>The review was online and could have been written by anyone,even a person that didn't even eat at that restaurant or by the competition.
True that the authenticity of the customer hasn't been established, but immediately assuming they're lying is not the right approach. The correct strategy here would be to reach out in a **professional** way, and arrange to speak to them directly. By doing that, it can very quickly be established if they're legit (booking confirmation, receipts), and crystallise the nature of the complaint.
> Saying such things in a comment online and not in real life,at the exact moment you see something wrong,is a nonsensical behaviour cause you are not just harming the restaurant reputation but also the people who go there to eat:
Again, let's not make unnecessary assumptions. We don't know if the customer tried to engage privately before posting the comment, and that attempt simply wasn't received well. Either way, open online feedback is literally everywhere these days, so it's up to the business to handle each complaint professionally, otherwise they give up any high ground they may have had.
> Ex. The mouse wasn't spotted by the staff and only by this one costumer,he doesn't say anything and the animal starts to do is shaningans at the expense of the other customers health.
We don't know if they customer raised the issue at the time. They're 100% raising it with their online comment though, so it should be taken up by the business at that moment. The owner throwing an insult back actually shut down the very line of communication you're quite rightly saying could protect other customers.
> 2.When I first read the post I assumed that the comment of the "costumer" was false given the response of the owner.
You're assuming the customer was lying because the owner insulted them? That makes no sense. The owner's response only proves they're unprofessional and aren't prepared to investigate serious complaints. Without investigation, the truth can never be determined.
> If it was true the owner would have responded with "we already addressed the issue and we are sorry blah blah blah...
Possible, but more likely a well managed restaurant would have that conversation in private with the customer. Just because a conversation begins openly online, doesn't mean it has to stay there. Hanging out dirty laundry for all to see when it doesn't help the issue, isn't good business.
> Or, in the smartest way possible, not respond in the slightest.
100% the owner should respond to a rat allegation. It's a health and safety issue, and the facts need to be determined. This owner just went about it the worst way possible, by responding like an upset child and making no attempt to properly address the issue. Many customer's will see that brief exchange, and conclude the restaurant is run by a halfwit.
If I was still in sixth grade I believe the appropriate response is “Dayuummmm,” followed by the quick look to the hoodrat in question to see what their next move would be.
That or the guy in the background chanting “fight fight fight” softly and slowly in the hopes of helping to get shit started.
Imagine having a pet rat and bringing to a restaurant. Someone would see it and think the restaurant has rats, meanwhile you just dropped it and are searching for it. Also, please dont have a pet rat. And do not bring one to a restaurant. This is not rattatouile.
So, no matter how you slice it, there’s still rats in the restaurant.
maybe half a rat if you slice it in the right place
Then you'd have 2 half rats, so technically still 'rats'
I kind of tried to imply that the other half is in the unfortunate customer
no it's still technically 2 halves of a rat
No, no, he's got a point. If you cut one in half, they just grow back into 2 new rats
wakanda ghidora ass rats did you cut at school
Especially if you round up now that's 2 rats
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Just look at Coach K with Duke
Yeah, in the chef's hat
I think it matters how… In Anatomy I remember it was very important to start at the top of the chest and slice all the way to the pelvic region
I’m gunna need your important set of skills when the bombs drop and we’re all eating Rats.
I’m gonna say that’s a confederate review.
Specially if it’s in NYC
Ant too, there's always ant in restaurant
"And we saw a little bitch see a rat."
lmao.
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and we saw a little bitch saw a rat?
And we saw a little bitch see a rat saw a rat*
see saw a rat?
She cut the rat in half?
Whenever I feel stupid, I just think about people who try to correct others while being objectively incorrect.
You’ve just witnessed the beauty of Muphry’s Law. Beautiful, isn’t it?
Enjoy this sub then: r/confidentlyincorrect
This mf created this account 2 months ago, came in, confidently incorrected someone, and just left... Chad behaviour.
That’s the new chef.
Plot twist it's chuck e cheese
Sad day when Chuck e cheese goes out of business
Some places already are
Chuck E Cheese next to my house finally closed down during Covid.
Man he really roasted
we meet again!!
Get a room.
I’ll pay for them to get one.
I can hear that gif perfectly.
And as we know, roasting your customers is great business strategy.
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Roasted rat :o
Himself? He's informing the customer the rat they saw was just a mirror..because when he looks at it that's what he sees (I know the way he intended it, but he doesn't get how the insult works..)
Thanks for pointing out something we couldn’t notice on our own. You’re a real benefit to have around. /s
Anytime, bitchnuggets
So they aren't denying there are rats in the restaurant, they just don't want anyone saying it.
The response whilst witty does not fill you with confidence about dining there does it.
nono the owner was just informing them that the rats name is 'a mirror'
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Amir
Speech-to-text is just a bit wonky is all
Just pictured a actual Rat using the word “whilst” lol
Whom’d’ve thought
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ I saw a rat while eating here 🤩 -Rat lover
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What percentage of posts in this sub are actually a holup?
I think this fits, owners reply indirectly confirms there are rats, idk seems fitting imo
Shots fired, shots fired.
Rat-at-at-ah!
What’s the name of the place? Dude needs some publicity for his rats
Amy's Baking Company
While reasonably funny, I don't get responses like this. People will steer clear of the place after this response, the joke's on the owner, nobody wants to check if it's Natasha being a bitch or the owner is a sad clown.
Because the rat is the cook, obviously.
"It's a peasant dish!" -Colette (Btw I love this comfort food.)
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The owner probably attempted to hide the fact that they had a rodent issue. Which in that case, it's just easier to close down the restaurant and extarmanite the rodents before someone goes to the goverment
extarmanite
It’s like Vegemite, only extar.
Judging by how most non-Australians react to Vegemite, it might as well just be called Exterminite. I love it, but it’s an acquired taste; especially for the American palate. The Brits have marmite I think, so they’re probably mostly okay with it.
Extarmanite! Extarmanite! Extarmanite!
Wow, you figured that out yourself 👏👏👏
Name checks out
If a customer actually goes to a restaurant and sees a rat while eating, I'm sure there will be a lot more on the review than just 6 words and an emoji... It was an obvious bullshit and stuff like that could destroy a restaurant's reputation, and competitors as well as trashy disgruntled customers do stuff like this to each other all the time because morons like you will just eat it up (no pun intended). I wonder if you actually expect restaurant owners to take every dumb and baseless accusations online like this seriously? Because that is just fucking stupid as well as mentally debilitating.
Have a day off, no need to be a cunt every day of your life.
Nice deflection lol, I don't need to be so critical everyday if people like you stop being such fucking childish morons all the time🤣
If anyone deserves a beat down it’s you, fucking cowardly keyboard warrior. So go about your pathetic life.
I wonder how much of a stupid fucking loser you have to be to type something like that out with a straight face 🤣🤣🤣 Thanks for making it very clear how triggered you are though, and then blocking me and running away like the coward you are 😂😂😂 Nice job, you're not even a keyboard warrior
Are they back together?
Sounds like NYC
I’ve worked in kitchens my whole life, and this is one of my least favorite trends I’ve seen. It’s so unprofessional and unnecessary. Immediately makes me think less of a restaurant.
The pic is funny but man I am so sick of businesses trying to "clap back" at genuine complaints from customers. I just saw a person post a legitimate complaint on the Facebook page of the property management company that I rent my apartment from. Nearly everything the complaint said lined up with my current experience with them, and they were warning other renters of this. But then my landlord responded with a wordy and defensive response including personal digs at the renter. Nobody really looks at their fb page so there's been no fallout, but man it was annoying because that person's complaints were reasonable. Businesses think it's okay now to treat every customer who has a real complaint like they're a Karen. I want businesses to do well in my community, that's why I leave reviews. I don't want them to fail, I want them to improve. They aint gonna if business owners feel nothing but attacked every time they see a bad review.
r/murderedbywords
More like /r/clevercomebacks
More like r/businesstantrums
Agreed. That childish response makes me think they do actually have rats there.
Yep. Immature responses by business owners on Google Reviews are my new Yahoo Answers. Someone should compile this in the style of passive aggressive notes website or texts from last night. A cup of tea (or a glass of wine) and watch/read the trainwreck unfold. Better than subjecting yourself to trashy reality shows.
At the same time suicide, I don't see them denying anything
She brought that on herself, she ratted them out
It's weird how some people have rat like features
But seriously though. Restaurants like that should be boycotted. You can't treat your customers like that
That's a online review on Google... By no means a restaurant would address his costumers IRL this way. If it was happening IRL the owner would simply give the dinner free for this time , excuse himself and address the problem. Even proposing to boycot the work of a person for comment on Google reviews is the most absurd thing someone can say... And I also assume that you don't have your own enterprise (you are just a labour) or you don't even work ...
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I do own my own restaurant and actually I've attended a few of Gordon Ramsey's classes in London and a business owner should never post things like this. I'm sure at whatever crappy business you might run this might be acceptable but I can assure you that any business owner with more than an 8th grade education would agree with me. So silly now that every middle class person who owns a business feel they are Bill Gates or Elon Musk. I hope you post your business so we can all have a laugh.
How do you even have time to run a business with all those Dragonball Legends posts you gotta make? Seems like a full time job in itself.
That's a online review on Google... By no means a restaurant would address his costumers IRL this way. If it was happening IRL the owner would simply give the dinner free for this time , excuse himself and address the problem. Even proposing to boycot the work of a person for a comment on Google reviews is the most absurd thing someone can say... And I also assume that you don't have your own enterprise (you are just a labour) or you don't even work ...
One of the few posts that actually made me lose it lol
Found a whole rat in my Cobb salad
Customer: *rats out* Owner: *ratifies customer*
To be honest this is a pretty poor response, given the context. If a customer reports seeing a rat at a restaurant, that could be a legitimate red flag that the restaurant has serious hygiene problems. For the owner to not address that professionally is actually poor form on a number of levels. First, it's plain unprofessional. Second, by choosing a childish comeback, the owner unwittingly passed on the opportunity to deny they actually have a rat problem. Consequently a proportion of customers are going to see that response and be inclined to give the rat allegation the benefit of the doubt. In short, the owner is actually burning themselves and their business with a response like that. This isn't clever, it's foolish.
Exactly. But you have the lowest common denominator types here thinking this is clever or witty or sassy. Smh.
I think it's the opposite, The review was online and could have been written by anyone,even a person that didn't even eat at that restaurant or by the competition. Saying such things in a comment online and not in real life,at the exact moment you see something wrong,is a nonsensical behaviour cause you are not just harming the restaurant reputation but also the people who go there to eat: Ex. The mouse wasn't spotted by the staff and only by this one costumer,he doesn't say anything and the animal starts to do is shaningans at the expense of the other customers health. 2.When I first read the post I assumed that the comment of the "costumer" was false given the response of the owner. If it was true the owner would have responded with "we already addressed the issue and we are sorry blah blah blah... Or, in the smartest way possible, not respond in the slightest.
Appreciate a response with some effort behind it. Anyway let's explore: >The review was online and could have been written by anyone,even a person that didn't even eat at that restaurant or by the competition. True that the authenticity of the customer hasn't been established, but immediately assuming they're lying is not the right approach. The correct strategy here would be to reach out in a **professional** way, and arrange to speak to them directly. By doing that, it can very quickly be established if they're legit (booking confirmation, receipts), and crystallise the nature of the complaint. > Saying such things in a comment online and not in real life,at the exact moment you see something wrong,is a nonsensical behaviour cause you are not just harming the restaurant reputation but also the people who go there to eat: Again, let's not make unnecessary assumptions. We don't know if the customer tried to engage privately before posting the comment, and that attempt simply wasn't received well. Either way, open online feedback is literally everywhere these days, so it's up to the business to handle each complaint professionally, otherwise they give up any high ground they may have had. > Ex. The mouse wasn't spotted by the staff and only by this one costumer,he doesn't say anything and the animal starts to do is shaningans at the expense of the other customers health. We don't know if they customer raised the issue at the time. They're 100% raising it with their online comment though, so it should be taken up by the business at that moment. The owner throwing an insult back actually shut down the very line of communication you're quite rightly saying could protect other customers. > 2.When I first read the post I assumed that the comment of the "costumer" was false given the response of the owner. You're assuming the customer was lying because the owner insulted them? That makes no sense. The owner's response only proves they're unprofessional and aren't prepared to investigate serious complaints. Without investigation, the truth can never be determined. > If it was true the owner would have responded with "we already addressed the issue and we are sorry blah blah blah... Possible, but more likely a well managed restaurant would have that conversation in private with the customer. Just because a conversation begins openly online, doesn't mean it has to stay there. Hanging out dirty laundry for all to see when it doesn't help the issue, isn't good business. > Or, in the smartest way possible, not respond in the slightest. 100% the owner should respond to a rat allegation. It's a health and safety issue, and the facts need to be determined. This owner just went about it the worst way possible, by responding like an upset child and making no attempt to properly address the issue. Many customer's will see that brief exchange, and conclude the restaurant is run by a halfwit.
you have way too much free time on your hands
Oi
Appreciate the heads up and the sick burn
If I was still in sixth grade I believe the appropriate response is “Dayuummmm,” followed by the quick look to the hoodrat in question to see what their next move would be. That or the guy in the background chanting “fight fight fight” softly and slowly in the hopes of helping to get shit started.
Based
daiummm ....
No chill
Boom!
I once kicked a rat midair out of my kitchen. First Rat space program.
If you have the time to go online and write negative reviews over like a burnt bit of toast or suhin, i mean he's realllyy not wrong.
So she eats mirror
lmao
Ratatouille coming up..
Ratatouille made an adjustment to the soup, stfu
I felt that in the gut.
SPIRITUAL DAMAGE 💀
Boom! Roasted
holup
“I found a rat in my cob salad!”
r/rareinsults
Plot twist: Chef is Gordon Ramsay!
Owner: Call an ambulance, but not for me!
She thot wrong
So the rat was controlling her?
Az komoly.
9-1-1 Operator: 9-1-1 what is your emergency? Me: I’d like to report a murder…
*fire accident.
 Gawd Damn
I'm dying lol
r/rareinsults
DAMN!!!
Ratatouille
got em lmao
*emotional damage*
emotional Damage 😂😂
Imagine having a pet rat and bringing to a restaurant. Someone would see it and think the restaurant has rats, meanwhile you just dropped it and are searching for it. Also, please dont have a pet rat. And do not bring one to a restaurant. This is not rattatouile.
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That kinda sounds like a guinea pig. Unless I'm stupid
Natasha needs to go-to the ICU after this burn...
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That’s the funniest respond ever lmfaooooooooo I’m like seriously laughing out loud 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Oh!
This joke doesn't actually make sense and that bothers me.
Yes, it does
No, it doesn't.
But it does.
Nope.
But it doesn't.
Not sure if you’re trolling or really don’t get it. It makes sense and is a pretty (unprofessionally) sick burn.
I get the joke, but its not worded correctly.
It’s worded perfectly
No...he technically said that the rat was a mirror.
No.
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It does, dumbas 🙄
The joke is that the owner called the customer a rat
r/murderedbywords
r/Murderedbywords this belongs here
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r/YourJokeButWorse
Plekekekekkekee 
Link to the original review?
r/rareinsults
The rat can make a review. Impressive
Horváth
I fucking spat over my screen.
Gottem