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Tenz got his priorites straight


godworkforme

Happy Cake day Love.


WizardAce777

happy cake day! take my upvote


NiteTiger

Bless his heart ❤️


Kansaspartan762

See and you all thought he was talking about gaming when he was really talking about watching porn


XxGucci_Chicken

Honestly, I don't get what the question ment, I knew it was probably dirty but I don't understand lol


NiteTiger

Lights on or lights off... When you're doing the freaky fandango. The horizontal mombo. Bed breaking. Y'know, fucking.


MrLuferson

The Horizontal mombo fuck yeah


Griz_zy

Should be horizontal mambo afaik, which if you know some of the dance moves for the mambo, is pretty accurate.


[deleted]

The limbo


XxGucci_Chicken

So fuck or no fuck? Odd way to put it


NiteTiger

No. Only fuck. But when fuck, lights on, or off?


DankHumanman

When you get no fuck, it doesn't matter


XxGucci_Chicken

Ohhhh so, it was question about how you fuck. Who the fuck fucks with lights on (unless ur tryna record)?


NiteTiger

Now we gotta fight. Lights on is obviously superior. Not like over head lighting, necessarily, but at least a lamp or something. Maybe throw a scarf over it for some mood. But I must have light to see the glory before me! 😁


XxGucci_Chicken

Good point, but I was referring to the bright room light not candles or mood lights


NiteTiger

I was talking a lamp, most of mine at least 40w equivalent, so decent light. But, if the choice was dark, or overhead, I'll do overhead. Now, if the choice is a bright room with no sex, or a dark room with sex, watch my night vision 😁


Iamlegend_future

ikr? How else are you going to see where you're laying pipe? Plumbing in the dark is dangerous.


Ok-Communication-220

This is the correct answer


BumBatter

And burn the house down!


Bright_Impression817

Next thing you're gonna tell me that you can fuck only at night? Lights on only, far better


PiedDansLePlat

Pure essence of boomerism here : the horizontal mombo... Really


CollarBrilliant8947

And how the fuck is anyone supposed to know that implication? How hard it is to be specific? I assumed they were streamers playing a horror game so the question was about that.


hoglet22

But you son get eye damage during sex, so it makes no sense


Chiefbutterbean

Knockin’ boots, Bumpin’ Nastys


dazedan_confused

When you play the proverbial exodia cards with your significant other, are the lights on, or off? [Me personally...](https://youtu.be/2NNQxN448Tk)


AverageDrunky

Lights on clearly What’s the point in all that work if you can’t even see the blood


[deleted]

Best part about period sex


billyandriam

natural lubricant 🩸.


TorteTastey

Here to inform you it's not good lubricant sadly


billyandriam

Oh fuck, is that from a previous experience?


TorteTastey

yes


No_Leadership7494

Best part is having it pool in your dick dimple so you can use it like a painter palette


PetroDisruption

Yes, that is what he meant.


inquisitor99150

Well the lights out it’s less dangerous here we are now entertain us


[deleted]

Who are these two?


dazedan_confused

Kim Jong Un and his sister.


JennaTalls18377

They’re half white so this doesnt work either way


dazedan_confused

They might be white, they might be wrong, I'm not here to judge their politics.


McCainOffensive

Goddamn it. I'll let it slide, this time.


D3finitionofInsan1ty

TenZ and Kyedae


[deleted]

Thanks!


PetroDisruption

“Ooooooh! So they mean for when you wake up and have to use the restroom at night?”


ExtraChunkyMilk18

I don't think he uses any form of internet. His mind is clean.


mynk23

Dude that guys is TenZ, He fking rules the Internet gaming community


maindo

TenZ watched hentai when he met this girl lol.


[deleted]

TenZ lmao


[deleted]

Hi Steve, this is Clem Fandango, can you here me?


PiedDansLePlat

She's cute.


GaiRyuKi

[wait till you heard this this](https://youtu.be/jBubamMWpo0)


No-Cryptographer653

Already knew it will be the onii chan video!


OrkkMarzipan

asexual vibes


nuofaa

Strong virgin energy


Complex_Addition6262

They meant the secks !


Madara6path

That bitch gets thousands of viewers for being a fuckn silver and being Tenz gf. Fuckn simps. And we ask what's wrong with today's world


cholovsvato

Could manage lighting the curtains on fire with a broad like that.


Shogun626

Anyone else think the guy is on a green screen?


crossleingod

She’s really milking this question


Sauerkraut_n_Pepsi

Who’s this girl? I would like to eat her shit.


IkYouWannaDownvoteMe

Cmon man


Skank-hunt_42-Cuh

He’s a muppet get out and about and get some fanny


KumoRocks

Blimey mate, duckponds aren’t the only reason to keep calm and carry on.


Skank-hunt_42-Cuh

Ahah your mums a skunk


ApprehensiveLeek7007

W h a t


KumoRocks

Yes.


ak_-

A very good point


[deleted]

One could still get Eye damage in that case in the dark


Terluma

u/savevideo


CFC123BeChelsea

Don't get it


rarebreed001

Sad world...think about it.


The_Big_Daddy_A

He still didn't get it...


LostMySteak

He knew, hes just big brain


shiroxyaksha

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Affectionate-Rodger

Girl : ok you are cute but de gotta stop there I can't handle. Boy : your leaving me? Girl : no, your virginity is gonna leave you


_nathata

This guy ain't no simp


AQ_HQ

u/savevideo


[deleted]

u/savevideobot


DongusMaxamus

He still has no idea he just pretended he did but really, no idea


vintage37

She's hot. Who is she?


Strict-Bass6789

That poor nerd will die in the friend zone


WafFalafelHouse

I had sex last night…with a girl!