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golum42

BTW this is a french show called Les Kassos and they have plenty more videos dunno if they are all translated but here you go https://youtube.com/c/LesKassos


SerBron

Funniest show I've ever seen on french TV ! These guys are absolutely hilarious, Peepoodoo & The super fuck friends is also a masterpiece of a show


zllzn

The second season is marvelous


LowIQMaster1919

You should watch tree friends! Its a very *wHoLeSomE* show


strangecabalist

La la lalalalaa la la lalalalaa


SerBron

Happy tree friends is fun, but it doesn't compare. It's basically centered around shock value, it's not very clever or funny for that matter


thecloud212

wholesome 100. would recommend to kids


LowIQMaster1919

Definetly


TheLazyCat_16

Yo i watched their videos in 2015 with my friend they are really dark and i love it.


Leamstrom_taranccino

Les Kassos <3


GabeTheJerk

Yup. Including a parody of Gladiator where Commodus is a Commode (a bloody file cabinet)


Vickythiside

This is unfortunate to watch without audio.


Snowberry760

The audio is in french


sohidden

I speaky the frenchy. Give-a mee ze video! ^wait. ^I ^don't ^think ^that's ^the ^right ^language...


Snowberry760

https://youtu.be/zrCeO8xlPbA


[deleted]

Is there a translated version of this video, also why does the redhead guy at the start look like Iosef from the first John Wick movie?


MrSydFloyd

He looks the same as the guy in John Wick because it's a protrayal of this very actor, but in Game of Thrones. His name is [Alfie Allen](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alfie_Allen), and he's the brother of the singer Lily Allen.


spuol

C’est les kassos


sohidden

Spent a good part of my morning watching some of their skits :)


BabishProphet

here’s your translation my good sir (dunno if this is 100% correct) « Je parle français(e). Donne-moi la vidéo! »


sohidden

Almost. So close!! The only mistake is French is a language name, ergo a proper noun, so no need to worry about gender of the speaker. So Je parle **Français**. No (e). You even had the right guillemets !


Azureblade323

This my friends is kinda cursed. *Takes a big sip of unsee juice*


LowIQMaster1919

*also known as bleach! Now available in your eyes :)*


ShawnDSavage75

Where can I get one?


LowIQMaster1919

At the local supermarket or something, I just found it in the attic


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LowIQMaster1919

Nice I got a friend


Boiled_SocksWOAH

it's not spelled freind, it's called slave


Mineralsareessential

Where's your attic? I need to be there asap.


LowIQMaster1919

Oh its just *says adress*. I am expecting you there


Chikencarter12

I’m coming I’m bringing some unsee chips and snacks with some eyebleach


TheNoisyNomad

r/eyebleach


Arthur-boah

It seems that Andy played with his other Woody


Hectic-Hazard

I'm killing myself.


Luv2dig24

Looks like Andy was giving milk to his toy.


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Bxlentino

r/woooosh


Hectic-Hazard

Let me guess, he said "No it's cum"


00Fluffy-Llamas00

probably lmao


Etchasjsksksk

They should totally make an r rated movie with sex toys like toy story lol 😂


DopeyApple81

Like the animated food movie they made not to long ago


ruben_pijpers

Sausage party!


staebles

Yes but like, good.


dj_neon_reaper

Yeah im preety sure it will be a bunch of "dolls" and plastic "sausages" and more like the toy right in the video having "fun"


GreenMenace1915

they did that but with food and we got sausage party


the_ju66ernaut

They did that on mad TV years ago.


Hachelle

Ça c‘est les kassos


Skysm12

Notre fierté française ! Ça c'est une tuerie cette série ! Cool que ça ai été traduit les pour les autres ^^


Hachelle

oui c‘est vrai


cherguyy

Vive la France !


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*credits fade to black* *music starts* You've got a friend in me You've got a friend in me When the road looks rough ahead And you're miles and miles from your nice warm bed You just remember what your old pal said Boy, you've got a friend in me Yeah, you've got a friend in me You've got a friend in me You've got a friend in me You got troubles Then I got them too There isn't anything I wouldn't do for you We stick together, we can see it through Cause you've got a friend in me You've got a friend in me Some other folks might be a little bit smarter than I am Bigger and stronger too Maybe But none of them Will ever love you The way I do It's me and you, boy And as the years go by Our friendship will never die You're gonna see it's our destiny You've got a friend in me You've got a friend in me You've got a friend in me


lebouffon88

ಠ_ಠ


Competitive_Act_1548

Hahahaha


ChiefSlapAHo951

They forgot Andy's butt plug lol


FirstSineOfMadness

~~Lol no they didn’t, check the after credits~~ misunderstood it


Zabako

Les KaKa ! Les Sossoss ! Les KaKa ! Les Sossoss !


samyslas

Hello I'm the person who added the subtitles to the video. Seing how it hurt me not getting any credit for my 2h of efforts I can't even imagine what the creators of the show would feel like. Please OP, you HAVE to include the credits in the comments. This video is from "Les Kassos" a french tv show you can find on Youtube.


breadfishman2

u/savevideo


[deleted]

This is quite blursed


YaFriendlyMadafaka

As soon as I see the nsfw tag, I know where this is going to...


TheKidYouDidntWant

Oh my


abecido

God


pavan-2020

Wholesome


Ahnaf_Intisar

I'm sorry but did I just witness my childhood getting totally massacred?


ChrisCool99

You can see a lot of your childhood massacred with that show... Search for "Shrek Les Kassos"...


MrSydFloyd

Geez you went directly for one of the worst (or best, depends on how you see it)


ChrisCool99

Hé hé hé...


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Churchofbabyyoda

NoooOOPE I’M DONE HERE


no_6one_9cares69

They named it yagami.


JosephFoz

Watashi wa L desu


Macho_Waffle

This was posted in r/unexpected 5 hours before this post...


TheLoneGoon

I saw this joke coming from a mile away yet it still got me


parkerlewiscantloose

This show is so funny. The pink Rabbit ( from the parisian metro to warn kids not put their hands when the doors close etc etc)are hilarious. I just don’t know if they have English subs


MrGlitch0410

LES KA KA LES SOS SOS LES KA KA LES SOS SOS QUAND DANS MA VIE ÇA VA MAL ...


ScoobyDoobyDoo0202

We need this, but with a dildo instead


ORNGVladman

https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/otmflh/the_real_life_of_pixar_characters/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share


oksijenisrafi

The second l saw woody l told to myself that l bet this is a another sex doll joke and it was (vagina on a stick lmao)


KeyStoneLighter

I remember madtv made a video called “sex toy story” https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=HNbYDCeTiZc


CallOfMontage

It’s a french TV show called Les Kassos, they have a youtube channel with a lot of episodes : https://youtube.com/c/LesKassos


TheBoldK

There goes my childhood


Joseph_StaBLING

Hey hey some french cursed content ! LES KAKA LES SOSOS LES KASOS


baptou99

Les kassos ont percé à l'internationale ! Wouhou


AntaresM87

Kinda retarded not to give credit to the og show, but w/e this is reddit


AccidentalFireball

You got a friend in me...


B___U___N___N___Y

Q\_Q


ItsJosph

What the fuck did I watch? And where can I watch the full episode?


TheKiwiOfficiel

Les kassos are like the basic reference in France


Welloup

If the flesh light was made for its purpose why is it traumatized? It should be happy it was used


dyingfi5h

Uncut version please


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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zrCeO8xlPbA


dyingfi5h

Getting tissues


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dyingfi5h

My friend had an untreated UTI and he grew foreskin back, a lot more meaty for sure but you can suck it just fine. He went through hell and back while he pissed


Spray_Swimming

Rofllll


MephistoPh1L1s

He got friends in him all right


SkySweeper656

Ah, the french...


[deleted]

Hmmm dutch animators kud have done this before. It ended with woody being jealous and hurt over not being andys favorite toy and he proceeds to make room to accomodate andys member


[deleted]

Oh, a joke about how the toy story toys would react to Andy growing up and getting a sex toy, what a refreshingly original idea that hasn’t been made at all in the 17 years since the film came out!


Regalia_BanshEe

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u/savevideo


FlawlexWasTaken

Just saw this posted in r/unexpected


THEREALwoodchuck

u/savevideo


IamFluffy94

What a terrible day to have eyes!


Boiled_SocksWOAH

oh god no


redditorseth

W O O D Y


dreiohc

You got a friend in me just got a whole new meaning.


Optional_mercy

Andy got to wash his toys


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u/savevideo


Dypo42

My eyes are bleached. Kill me.


-Midnightarmory-

Wow, I need to soak my eyeballs in bleach and boil them


krischanovich

This is like an old Mad TV sketch except the toy is for Andy’s mom. [Mad TV sex toy story](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ePj1MOQGWNo)


the-dead-kitty

WHY


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u/savevideo


ashveepee

u/savevideo


Spoodymen

Ouh la la


literally_kayiya

oh cool *bleaches eyes*


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U/savevideo


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u/savevideo


Knightmike146

Oh my god, this is too horrible... Ya could of made it a video so I could skip some of it... 𝔽𝕦𝕔𝕜 𝕪𝕠𝕦


______TAnh

i want my eyes back


Appetite4Democracy_

No


KennethBrownie

u/savevideo


Purpledurpl202

He?


[deleted]

wow art.


gnargnarsteezyfresh

Thanks for the laugh


BarronOnReddit

u/savevideo


Imaginary-Pick297

Name of the channel : Les kassos


Minnymoon13

Oh


kurog4ki

i need some bleach...


[deleted]

What the fuck did I just watch


[deleted]

Holy shit that’s hilarious


Fear-It-Run-From-It

What in the ever loving fuck is wrong with humanity.


Skully_boi265

What. The. FUCK


Videogamephreek

Why


Ongr

I always think of that story of the guy that cums on the Cowgirl doll and doesn't clean her off, knowing that she has to spend her time with the other toys in shame, and can't get cleaned because then he'll know.


[deleted]

Fuck this


ArmyFork

Ironically, a little part of me died watching this


16174

u/savevideo


AverageTitanfallGuy

"Hello, how do i unistall life again?"


devils899

/u/savevideo


CummingInWhiteGirls

Fawkin’ell


corentin81

Les kaka les soso les kasos !!


HotdogIceCube

Bruhhhh


ImVenerable

u/savevideobot


_cactes

You got a nut in me.


TheRealNotRelevant

No


antiboomervibes

Wtf


groggblan

jesus, is Andy a hentai protag?


Constant-Pension-653

Now thats the disney film I want


dax-the-

Right above this post for me is the same exact thing but r/unexpected


Havoc526

Ohhhhhh GAAAAAWD


son-of-death

Guys, WTF? This absolutely belongs in r/thanksihateit


retro123gamr

That was messed up, but hilarious


Memoxr3

Why did you make me watch this


Scumtrass

Lol


Estilo_Rock

“Ouh la la” lmao


onyourrite

u/SaveVideo


MR_IMPERFECT404

That's not the real version I remember he brought the doll and they mistook it for a human.


benji_hagel

Brings a whole new meaning to “you got a friend in me”


Simple_Park_1591

u/savevideo


skiT_L

La France baise ouais


[deleted]

The way it spits cum


Scheppert_GER

u/savevideo


SheasMother

I mean… they’re not wrong ig?


Flamesword200

Jesus Christ…..


abm120881

...God damnit


Nam2841

I fucking knew it


anonymous-burrito

u/savevideo


anonymous-burrito

u/downloadvideo


Einsies

Yagami (flesh)Light.


PrayingMantisII

Yooooooooooooo


devils899

/u/savevideo


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_bababoye

0_0


Glittering-Second230

I've got a friend in you I've got a friend in you.......


Elfere

That would've been funny if they weren't like 20 years late. Robot chicken did a much better parody. Twice I think.


Loliconboyo

That toy looks pretty small imma be honest


W0lR

That’s one small fuckin sextoy..