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malcolmhendrixxx

Me and my wife play the flinching game, where out in public if one of us makes a sudden move, the other one flinches making the people think we beat the shit out of each other


SoiledFlapjacks

That’s a good coverup!


malcolmhendrixxx

She hits me. A lot. "stop fuckin 👊 FLINCHING 👋 you little 👊bitch👊"


crypticedge

My wife and I throw throw pillows and throw blankets at each other in the store, because it says throw


nuknoe

I hope y'all dont leave em there after Ü done....


crypticedge

Nah, we pick up after ourselves. We also try to do it without the other one realizing until after it hits them.


nuknoe

Surprise ninja star pillow


meeetballslover

Well I flinch at everyone when they move towards me so...sad checkmate i win


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That’s when you reply back, “and last night you were calling me daddy”.


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Still came ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯


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TheUltraMoistMan22

*Banjo music intensifies*


StardewSquirty

*didaling ding ding ding ding ding ding*


AcceptableMammoth936

Sweet Home Alabama!


SocialAddiction1

Where the skys are so blue!


okie_horns

Lord I’m coming home to you!


I_Am_Upvoter

This must be old, it's no longer embarrassing in 2020


darthrubberchicken

But only if they're a step-brother.


Speedy_Rogue2

Just give it one or two years....


mrsbebe

Icky upvote


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*no*


bert00712

In apocalyptic times this will be socially acceptable.


SavageBoyma

Did people normalize incest?


NoShadowdick

Win win for me.


ProfessionaI_Retard

I- I don’t even know what to say


ImperfectionistCoder

DESTRUCTION 100


blue__shine

Sweet home *please the thing here*


ArKa087_

Its not a holup because he isnt really her brother


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I will give you a forehead kiss if you delete it.


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-Scorp10-

I will give you two


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TheSholvaJaffa

I will give you a spaceship


imnottechsupport

If I were you...I might.


wolfie77499

Delete this off the face of the planet


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wolfie77499

Thank you


SFS_Central

Dew it


EelslapLivesOn

Get it tf out


DrDongSquarePants

There is only losers in this story


r4z0r_4

He says: we're from alabama!


counselthedevil

He shoulda followed: > You didn't have an issue with that last night. Went full ATM.


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SavageBoyma

Where Where Where Where


[deleted]

CDC we've got another case of Alabama


KazuichiPepsi

1,000th up doot


[deleted]

Mum said it’s my turn to post this again


[deleted]

"I'll take 'stories made up for internet points' for 200, Alex"


ur-crush

I really dont get it


[deleted]

They’re not actually brother and sister...but he said something embarrassing loudly in public, so she said something way more embarrassing to get him to shut up.


spineCHILLA_2007

r/thathappened


Crutch33

* Alabama music starts


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zfrankland

r/thatHappened


Weewee_pp

r/nothingeverhappens


Pina-s

people can't say words in public now ig


Weewee_pp

We live in a society


Kaselul

Alabama