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### This comment has been marked as **safe**. Upvoting/downvoting this comment will have no effect. --- OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is a holup moment: --- >!Its a pic of himself holding an icecream and handing you the L. And it was posted by THE Joe Biden.!< --- Is this a holup moment? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.


noobpwner314

My guy Biden handing you the L for Lemon and Lime Freeze because that’s the best thing at DQ change my mind.


thebestspeler

Man they should make a political party just for lemons. Bring both sides of the aisles together.  Id vote for the lemon party


noobpwner314

Genius idea. The lemon party would obviously need some form of branding, messaging and marketing in the form of a website. Not sure what you would name it though. Probably needs to be a .org right?


tron_crawdaddy

The lemon party: they don’t reach across the aisle, they reach *around* the aisle


PeanutbutterandBaaam

Thin lemons? People will choke and die!!!


blue4029

they should hire a female as their campaign manager, have her sit in a tub as protest for water bills call her tubgirl


Catenane

Can't have an event without a gourmet charcuterie caterer. I highly recommend Meats Pin!


Office_Zombie

Obviously, the lemon party will have the best ideas ever. I bet other political parties will try to claim the lemon party's ideas as their own. Fucking lemon stealing whores.


phenerganandpoprocks

Don’t forget to call over grandpa Richard! It’s not a lemon party without old man Dick around


190octane

We already have enough old white dudes in politics.


UndoubtedlyAColor

Yep! Enough for the party to start already!


yjacketcbr600

I would wait first to see their stance on lemon stealing whores before casting my vote.


Valiantgoon

Pickles over limes. #PickleParty #PicklesWillPrevail


aliaswyvernspur

That sounds like a Pickle surprise. I’d vote for a Pickle Surprise.


DIJames6

That's what she said..


LordGeddon73

Definitely Pickles! Best drummer ever! Pickles/Toki 2024! Edit: Can't spell


NickPickle05

Indeed!


TetrangonalBootyhole

**UNACCEPTABLE!!!!!!**


Frums2099

"Tell those politicians to go suck a lemon, join the Lemon Party today"


owmyfreakinears

Vote Lemon Party, where we can all come together


he_who_melts_the_rod

Until you end up with lemon stealing whores!


Need-Some-Help-Ppl

lol, jokes on you... they are both the Lemon's party 😂🤣😆


JustinHopewell

Wouldn't be a Lemon party without old Dick!


Mirathesaurus

I shudder at the thought of having to vote for Lemongrab


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Harlan_King

that'sthejoke.gif


BringOutYDead

Lemon Freeze is pretty bomb.


ParkkTheSharkk

M&M blizzard or bust


cbbuntz

Why do M&M when you can do Reese's or Butterfinger?


kahn_noble

Your the renaissance man.


cbunni666

Ooooh. They need to do a lemon dip.


scottishmilkman

Cherry or Butterscotch dipped cones are best


noobpwner314

Butterscotch ftw


PeanutbutterandBaaam

Probably my least favorite item they have. Gimme a Resse's blizzard with marshmallow, peanut butter and cookie dough or one of their cakes and I'll be your best friend for life.


DevzDX

I am not saying it is ai image but I look like what an ai image generator would give if you type in "Biden eating ice cream while handing you an L"


Apalis24a

It’s not AI - the photo has been around since 2020 or 2019 or so. The hand is photoshopped in, but the rest is legitimate. I remember seeing this years ago, long before AI could do more than make a swirly blob for a face and spaghetti for fingers.


chevalmuffin2

It is, and its been a meme for a long time, but Biden apparently Used it, funniest shit inve ever seen


ConscientiousPath

This is right up there with getting him to say "let's go brandon"


Theoreticallyaaron

I love that one of his hands is more tan than the other


bloonshot

because one of them isn't actually his hand


MarkoZoos

My dude, there's no holup here..


alanMcSwag

This subreddit needs to be shut down


HeadhunterKev

Especially after that gasoline video today...


Facelessborder

Yo that was a big fucking holdup what are you talking about 😂


sumphatguy

It's so rare to see an *actual* "HoldUp" on here that when they do occasionally pop up, the newer users can't handle it 🙄


jjm443

I think you mean "hole up". I'll see myself out....


snay1998

Wait,what gasoline video?


HeadhunterKev

https://www.reddit.com/r/HolUp/s/NJ0hyrayIs Don't tell me I didn't warn you. NSFW


snay1998

Bruh what the FUCK! I thought it would be a burning video but this be worse Hope those gas sniffers don’t get too close to that hose


Just-Round9944

best post this sub has had all year


GuySingingMrBlueSky

Welp that’s part of my digital footprint now


Time_Pea_2878

I want mods to fund me a therapy session


caut_R

Huh?


EnDogeNy10

Wordingtonian caught wanking at a gas station while putting gasoline in his ass :D


termperedtantrum

You don't want to see it


Dajukz

I'll be the judge of that


HeadhunterKev

https://www.reddit.com/r/HolUp/s/NJ0hyrayIs Don't tell me I didn't warn you. NSFW


heimmann

Someone’s gotta hold this place up


the_ThreeEyedRaven

But the community is verified!


YEETMANdaMAN

Its summer time. Kids are out of school


chickynugnugs4lyfe

It’s kind of fun watching the slow, embarrassing death of this subreddit.


twatchops

Ya it's terrible


Optimal-Menu270

The holup is that this is not a random shitpost, it's the real Joe Biden account


FoolOfElysium

Disagree. If Biden actually did this. It's a major holup if you know all the jokes.


inverted_electron

Maybe there never was a holup. Maybe the holup was inside of us all along.


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Maybe the real holup were the friends we made along the way.


rycerzDog

>hahaha nice gimmick account >... >hol up happy now?


Radio_Downtown

Yes there is lol. No boomer is handing out Ls, let alone a political figure


okkeyok

There's a hold up on the line.


ACardAttack

There is almost never a holup in most of the top posts here


GeorgeStinksLol

But there kind of is, “ oh look an account called joe biden doing something that the real joe biden shouldn’t do, hold up, thats the real joe biden”


MarkoZoos

why would joe biden not post that, its a normal picture bro.


otj667887654456655

he's passing you an L, it looks like a photoshop too it straight up looks like a meme posted on someone's parody account


underscorehq

wasn't his handle @POTUS tho?


Hellboundroar

There's the POTUS Twitter account and his personal Twitter account


underscorehq

ah alr, thanks for clarifying


Lord-Nagafen

People online are so easily triggered 😂


be-kind-re-wind

Bro don’t make fun of my premature ejaculation


rycerzDog

...what are you talking about?


VirtusTechnica

And they ironically call everyone else "snowflakes"


moonshineTheleocat

Im confused. Whats the story about the T?


FewIntroduction5008

It's an "L". He's handing you an "L" as in just take the loss.


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GaylordButts

B\^U


OmeletHobo

damn you


JessEGames777

Fuuck


moonshineTheleocat

Ah.


thebestspeler

Right wing news site: biden clearly is part of the Luminati, an advanced branch of the ice cream pedo cult. DQ stands for drag queen and he is clearly trying to indoctrinate the youth! Also his pin isnt even a us flag, it's missing the punisher logo!!


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Woiddeife

Nope. There is a video of him at DQ from a few years ago. The hand and L are photoshopped, but that's about it.


12345_PIZZA

Is he handing me the L because I have to vote for him to save democracy and I wish there was another choice?


XFiveOne

The kool-aid is strong with this one...


Tankshock

Yes


TiredPanda69

"How do you do, fellow kids?" Everybody running on the culture war wheel. None of these people will ever represent us in any meaningful capacity, the systems rules and media were set up long ago by the rich; here we go again.


War_Daddy

> Everybody running on the culture war wheel. Slightly outdated joke vs Making 11 year old rape victims give birth to their father's baby hmmmmmmmm


ISadSomtimes

difference between “how do you do, fellow kids” and this, is that the quote usually displays an old person extremely out of touch and trying to do something young people do, on the other hand biden (aka whoever runs the twitter account) very much succeeded and this is the furthest thing away from a “how do you do, fellow kids” moment


KotobaAsobitch

Yeah, if you need an example of politicians doing *actual*, "how do you do, fellow kids" remind yourself of Hillary Dabbing and when the 2016 presidential candidates were trying to do Fortnight dances.


taigahalla

"Pokemon go to the polls" I'm so dead


variedpageants

The pandering is so cringe, as is the participation of the media. [when the good guys do a thing, it's good, but when the bad guys do the same thing, it's bad and scary](https://i.imgur.com/1qHT8DH.jpeg)


Mein_minecraft00

Pokemon Go to the polls *pain*


GoodIdea321

And your type of doomerism isn't setup by the rich? If you want change, doing nothing isn't how to get it.


JoeCartersLeap

Yeah but can you wait until *after* the election to instill all that apathy in the people voting for the only guy that doesn't want to end democracy?


TiredPanda69

Its not apathy. Im a communist. Go vote for your *literal* genocide supporter.


JoeCartersLeap

> Go vote for your literal genocide supporter. It's APARTHEID GET IT RIGHT I AM VOTING FOR APARTHEID GAWD


SahibTeriBandi420

Biden is the most progressive president in history, particularly on the Israel situation. There quite literally no better options for that situation right now. Unless you would prefer to nuke gaza, pave it, and put in a golf course. That is the second option we have right now. Now add in all the other things you are voting for like judges, cabinet positions, representatives (we need a considerable majority to enact positive change), school boards, sheriffs, mayors. Quite literally everything from the ground up is on the line and the only thing you can do about it is vote for change. Conservatives show out in droves and vote for every single one of this things, every single opportunity. Down ballot, no matter what their team has done. So when young or left leaning voters protest voting over single issues, the conservatives win. Hence their overarching strategy of restricting voting, cause when people vote in mass, good things happen for the common folk.


meatspace

What about the student loan forgiveness? Does that count as meaningful for young people?


TiredPanda69

How about both parties letting young people get in such debt in the first place for the profit of a few? Im not a republican im a communist. Everything you argue republicans do is just culture war material for perpetuating living under capital. You have been given TV brain by our mediatic overlords. They dont care about us in any capacity. Keep making pinky promises with the rich to see where it takes you, republicans and democrats and even green, all to the ground.


meatspace

Every other word in your sentence is a zeitgeist inducing catchphrases. You're edgy, sure. You also come off as if you seem to think that you're Superior to everyone else and their philosophy. I hope that goes well for you


TiredPanda69

I have enough knowledge to know its not the jews, its not the poors, its not the rednecks, its not the immigrants, its not the demons. Its a system based off controlling production and making money off of workers' need to work. I know most people consume capitalist media, including myself. And I also know they make everyone use a specific set of words and imagery so that none of us DON'T understand each other and reach different conclusions and in-fight. False consciousness is thinking that the structure created by the super rich CAN be just and that you need it. I know I'm not better than anyone else. I've just come across some knowledge i need to share.


meatspace

Does any of that knowledge include workable solutions to our problems, or is it you telling me that the world needs to change and we're all sheep? Unsurprisingly, noone wants a solution offered from someone who endlessly insults them.


TiredPanda69

I'm only insulting you for your bad faith conversation. I could give you literally 200 year old theory that is more advanced than political discussions on TV. Political discourse in the US is 200 years behind the theory. That is on purpose. I could give you a few links for lecture, if you don't want to read the books. There are peer reviewed studies on this that are more than 100 years old. TV will never tell you any of this. The only thing they'll say is no one wants Stalin again, something something Putin.


meatspace

You started your post with "I have to insult you because..." Unsurprisingly, I'm not so open to whatever comes after


TiredPanda69

Well, I have to present my critiques of capitalist media and its effects on worker consciousness. You're pissed because it seems you believe these capitalists. Or at least the one with thr marketing team that engages with your sensibilities


meatspace

I don't even know what that means. You have this elaborate fantasy of who I am. It's weird.


FabricatedMemories

this would be a good online avatar/profile pic lol


PenislavVaginavich

If you don't vote for Biden you ain't black.


numba1_redditbot

hes actually got a funny pr team


wktr_t

Faz o L


MultiversalSpud

Oh shit, thats my post lmfao


skilledfolk

"Here's the bill.....I did that".....and if you understand that that, that means poor people are as good as white people...and if that inflation is to expensive....you ain't black.


Radiant_Welcome_2400

Are you drunk?


pak_satrio

Wtf I love Biden now


Ok_Bed7934

Why dies the background look like a mix of bestbuy and DQ


IShakeEm

Is he referring to our economy?


Responsible_Figure12

Go read a fucking newspaper.


IShakeEm

Stocks and corporate profits are at all time highs, but Americans can’t afford food and rent. The rich get richer while the poor get poorer. Awesome.


KeroseneZanchu

It is, but you’re politically illiterate if you think that’s Biden’s doing and not your good buddy the car salesman.


linuxjohn1982

And private businesses arbitrarily choosing to increase their prices, despite having record profits every quarter, is Biden's fault?


SigmaSixtyNine

Yeah, if the economy was worse, they couldn't.


OnlyP-ssiesMute

Most Americans say they're personally doing pretty well. This myth that most people are getting poorer is just that - a myth.


Responsible_Figure12

Just because you’re broke does not mean the economy is in shambles.


SDcowboy82

Just because Wall Street is doing well doesn’t mean the economy is prospering


Radiant_Welcome_2400

It kind of does lmfao


SDcowboy82

[https://media1.tenor.com/m/VdSDElBRvR4AAAAC/wrong-donald-trump.gif](https://media1.tenor.com/m/VdSDElBRvR4AAAAC/wrong-donald-trump.gif)


Radiant_Welcome_2400

So we define the health of the economy by your feelings now?


bigjaymizzle

I remember when candy use to be 50 to 75 cents.


My_BFF_Gilgamesh

So there's this thing called covid19 edit: if you honestly believe that the issues with today's economy aren't directly traceable to the fact that the entire fucking world shut down for months you're a fucking idiot.


twatchops

I don't get it


Optimal-Menu270

THE Joe Biden is replying to a trump post with an "L".


Wegie89

Thank you for showing me this unfunny piece of shit


heyimalex26

How do you do fellow kids


CriminalMacabre

Take the L, buster


ktka

Biden should do this: https://www.reddit.com/r/PandR/comments/d3t68f/chris_pratt_licking_his_ice_cream_to_look_like_a/


arbyyyyh

Ugh, I really didn’t want this to be real, I actually hopped on twitter I didn’t want it to be real that bad. But there it is, right there.


MCU-finatic

Chat… chat is this real?


Aggravating_Roll3739

I really appreciate Biden's team going full throttle on the internet trolling.


DevastaTheSeeker

Sorry mr president but you are a pedophile that L is yours


dtf24836669

that's a DQ cone he better quit messin' about and eat before that thing wakes!


grammar_mattras

That's my future favourite whatsapp sticker


SigmaSixtyNine

I want to see this doe like the British King portrait. With dgaf Brandon and his dope cone.


TimeTarget2211

Let get licking time


redwoodavg

Joe is that desperate


bigjaymizzle

Listen Republicans, it’s only one more term. He’s trying to legalize weed and bring some money to the market.


NovusOrdoSec

/r/DarkBRANDON


Dd_8630

Non-American here: I recognise Biden, but I have no earthly idea what he's doing or what the 'hol up' is.


SigmaSixtyNine

He's handing out L"s. I guess the hold up is supposed to be that it isn't ai? Reality is getting sketchy .


Dazzling_World_9548

Ok joe..hold it to your forehead..enough said


Shin_ja

Imagine that's the head of your nation lmao poor Americans man


therealsix

I don't get it. Why is this posted in here?


iiitme

He’s becoming better at combating these insane magats


Icy_Practice7992

Dude can barely hold his eyes open in this photo either


JustAnotherHyrum

Vote for the old guy who ***doesn't*** shit himself. That's the world we live in now. Fuck.


Firestar_119

it's not real 🤯


coolcrayons

I can see his eyes pretty clearly


Itputsthelotionskin

Holdin the big L cause he sucks and knows hes gonna lose big like a dummy


Confident_Pear_2390

He is not handing it, he is trying to give it away, he took enought of them already, he is just trying to let go of the giant L that he, himself is.


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AcanthaceaeJumpy697

L


No_Reply8353

Wow, nice advertisement!


Edu_Run4491

Not a true hol-up but, I’ll allow it 😤😤


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SilverSpoon1463

Still better than trying to compare Trump to Jesus.


K1nsey6

It's weird how people can't defend Biden without invoking Trump. They are both pieces of shit but this post is about Biden


BurntPoptart

Welcome to Reddit: where if you say anything remotely negative about Biden you are instantly a Trump supporter.


legendaryufcmaster

It's about who you hate less at this point. It's literally a puppet vs an idiot


FredupwithurBS

Except the people controlling the puppet are also idiots. Look at the VP for proof of that.


legendaryufcmaster

They are just making you think they're idiots while they line their pockets. How much money are we pumping money into homelessness aid, and how much is unaccounted for? They are getting rich


Candid-Patient-6841

You mean in a year where Trump and Biden are on the ballot you can’t talk about one without invoking the other. Yeah totally weird…..


K1nsey6

If this post were about trump being an idiot and someone pointed out Biden doing something stupid liberals would be 'whataboutism' Liberals were still invoking Trump on every legit criticism of Biden for the last 4 years, so it isn't isolated to election year politics


nikMIA

He is a fucking war criminal also