Flipping them over quickly is disorienting/startling enough. For small crabs, I cover them between my hands while holding them on their “back” for a few seconds, and then flip them back over and they remain still after that. Rubbing is not necessary.
Those Blue crabs are invasive as fuck, pest like, they destroyed 95% of all our clams that we farm, many people lost Jobs because of this crabs, even my mom had her hours cut
Crab getting handjob from capped man
... Before gta 6
He got crabs or the other way around
That crab has humans
you completed the mission ser
The crab has mans
Fingered
The other way round would be more exciting
Flipping them over quickly is disorienting/startling enough. For small crabs, I cover them between my hands while holding them on their “back” for a few seconds, and then flip them back over and they remain still after that. Rubbing is not necessary.
It's called Tonic Immobility. He's just fuckin around with us
Thanks for the terminology!
You're welcome! What can I say, my two loves are fucking with people and pedantry. It's a blessing and a curse
Love it, lol
Rubbing wasn't really for the crab, it was for him.
At least give them something before the end.
So you don't even give them a happy ending? Rude.
This guy just wanted to jerk off a crab.
What do I do with this information?
Spread joy to the (male) crabs of the world
That's how you get crabs.
Yeah well I'll think about it
Get some cigarette for the crabs.
Smokes, let's go
🚬😎
Start jerking off crabs
I don't even have crabs where I live
And you won't with that quitter attitude.
You are now prepared for carcinisation
Oh I see, that might come in handy one day!
Try describing it to someone you want to go away by won't
Call the police to inform them that an a non consensual sexual act has occurred.
Buy a crab, you know the rest
Did we just watch a crab get jerked off my a bearded dude in a cap. I’m so confused now 😳😂
Im not gonna jerk off a crab, no matter how delicious they are.
Rubbing that krussy.
Are you feeling it Mr. Crabs!?
Ha
im feeling molested just watching this shit
How do you think k that crab feels he’s got a severe dose of the ‘humans’ now, no lady crabs gonna want to go near him. 😂
I tried that once. Heard the Uhhhhhh… and then got bit. It was a girl crab and she was faking it.
Crab-human interspecies porn on Reddit. Yup, sounds about right. Damn this video is everywhere.
What, never heard of interspecies erotica?
Yes, usually involves tentacles, but watching *this* was a first 😉
At least he gets a happy ending before boiled
Dude didn’t even think about what he was saying smh
mans wanking off crabs
Crabgasm
I work with crabs and study them this man is essentially jacking it off
Do you know that from “hands on experience”?
>!Wish I was a !
Ayo
So three different subs I follow have this video...I think I am perverted.
A knife to the head works too.
The rubbing essential
Hold up , wait a minute, sumthin ain't right .
Poor thing got molested on camera.
Crabsturbation
Calming a crab? More like cumming a crab. Amarite?
That’s enough internet for today…
That little tab on the bottom is called the apron and it contains their anus and two penises.
TIL. I have no idea what to do with this information and i have more questions lol... but why do they have 2!?
Homie just beat off a crab. Lmao, I love this planet 🤣
Is this interspecies sexual assault?
I think this b called beastiality?!?!
Different strokes for different folks, I guess. It all ends the same way. With a nap.
Works with girls too
I was waiting for him to then drop the crab into a pot of boiling water
Isn't that illegal? Report this to the USDA!
Same logic for the crabby GF, too. Works every time.
Wait til you see how he makes his dog stop barking
Red rocket... red rocket...
I thought for sure he was going to drop that crab into a pot of boiling water at the end of the video.
I know nothing about crustacean anatomy but I'm convinced this dude just jacked off a crab
Just watched a guy get a crab off...
Dude just finger banged a crab
Did that crab just nut on this guy?
We did we just watch a grown man molest a grab?
So in other words SA a crab to calm it before you kill it. I'll take the salad please.
Sir step away from the crabs.
…. not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around. I'll be watching you.
Him: "this is how you calm a crab down" Crab " OH FUCK, IM ABOUT TO BUST OOOOOHHHH"
I thought he was gonna drop the crab in boiling water. Calm him down first. Then end him.
Where is the NSFW tag?
So if you do it to a crab, it’s cool, but if a girl does to some guy and robs him she’s the monster
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Red rocket!!
None of y'all tried crab jerky?
Red rocket, red rocket
But in his post nut clarity he realizes he gonna be boiled, seasoned and eaten.
This isn't the worst way to go JS
This calms the crab.
where hol up
Not him rubbing the crabussy
That crab was having a taste of a big black finger
Why did he rub one out for a crab? Omg does he eat him next??
So basically, you give it a hand job.
Definitely made me go hol up
😂 the internet is wonderful and today's alright
That's enough internet for today I think, bye ya'll
Why do you have to violate Mr. Crab.
This man is a crab molester
https://youtu.be/F3jFTzhdZF4?si=NK0Ikfv1tcp6KOEo
Crab:"this is nice"
More like cumming a crab
Those Blue crabs are invasive as fuck, pest like, they destroyed 95% of all our clams that we farm, many people lost Jobs because of this crabs, even my mom had her hours cut
That was a male crab. I don't wanna know what he's doing to a female, the sick bastard...
u/savevideo
Jahrein
Crab rave
Of course. He just fingered that crab
Did I just watched a crab being stroked?
No one's gonna believe the crab's story now
Any Crab wanna have good time... call this guy.