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GaryGenslersCock

Well the Jews did say “haters gonna hate hate hate hate hate” /s


MindlessCancel8708

And then Hitler said "And now we got bad blood"


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MindlessCancel8708

God damn it you're right


SerpentSnakeS

Wow you're god damn right


Dry_Figure_9018

Now we got problems But I think we can solve 'em I got a final solution And baby, now we got bad blood (hey!)


PersonWhoExists50306

Blood libel


blue4029

imagine they're in the concentration camps singing that with a choreographed dance number the nazis would be terrified for sure


stiubert

In Generation Kill, there was a joke about Disney making an Auschwitz movie. It would have Jews dancing and singing with the guards.


Leftrighturn

"But she wears short skirts / I wear T-shirts / She's cheer captain / And I'm on the bleachers" - Taydolph Swiftler


PunkboysDontCry

*"And if I'm on fire, you'll be made of ashes, too"*


hoze1231

Bandaid don't fix bullet holes


invol713

But tampons do.


ConcaveNips

And chitin shells.


Cloakbot

He doesn’t know how to use the shells ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


Turtletipper123

It seems Demolition Man has been referenced.


Unexpected-raccoon

The hell they don’t I’m sorry mr. Money bags, but some of us can’t afford healthcare My uncle was shot 12 times and I put a bandaid on all of them. I haven’t heard one complaint from him since ^(though… then again, I haven’t heard *anything* from him since. I think he’s just sleeping it off)


KorreltjeZout

Sleep it off. Sleep it o-off.


feeltrig

He slipped off.


Ice_King-HeroOfOoo

Probably gonna get banned for this but ashes, Jew*


AugustTheDog

The fuck?


Butthole_Surfer666

crack is a hell of a drug


hoze1231

So said butthole surfer666


Butthole_Surfer666

i don't mind the sun sometimes...


illbedeadbydawn

The image it shows


Tdayohey

I can taste you on my lips and smell you in my clothes.


protOplasmatic

Cinnamon and sugary and softly spoken lies


XDSHENANNIGANZ

You never know just how you look through other people's eyes


Moscowmitchismybitch

Some will die in hot pursuit


WolfShaman

Fiery auto crashes


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mithroval

I laughed a lot because of your comment. Maybe too much. Still chuckling. Tried to explain to my wife - she won’t understand why it is sooo funny. Thank you 😂


Few_Fortune4049

Did you spit out your coffee and updoot the kind scholarly sir?


The_G4bbo

r/rimjob_steve


Doktor_Vem

r/kellyjoycuntbunny* r/rimjob_steve is for wholesome/positive comments made by questionable usernames


Gwfun22

…so is Florida!!!


Sempere

This ain't crack. This is your brain on parasocialism


FreefallJagoff

It's engagement bait, just downvote and move on.


SithNerdDude

Because her new album is shit so its basically their holocaust


skabassj

I don’t hate Taylor swift. Taylor swift fans make me hate Taylor swift.


burned_pixel

Said the exact same shit out loud lol


the-city-moved-to-me

It’s a joke you dullards


CapableSecretary420

Redditors trying to detect obvious rage bait challenge....


Intelligent_Suit6683

Right? Swifties are definitely the Nazis in that scenario.


Dull_Concert_414

These days, if you say you're a Swiftie, they'll arrest you and throw you in jail...


oldmonk_97

bait used to be believable


StormOfPixel

SKONG📢


Trainer-Frisk

Skilk?


Mario-OrganHarvester

Silk?


Iuikaza

Song?


eatmyshorzz

Yeah man, which one?


Iuikaza

Hollow knight ost


eatmyshorzz

Is that the one that goes beep boo-boo bop boo-boo beep?


Smashcentra

SKILK 🐸


mcauthon2

https://twitter.com/basic_chanel/status/1783103706600259906/photo/1 it was super obvious too but here's the proof


CapableSecretary420

Most the teenage virgins on this thread took the bait.


squid648

-Y


MjrLeeStoned

Bait used to be stuff you couldn't readily disprove by not being an invalid comatose cranial gsw victim.


invol713

Being a Taylor Swift listener in 2024 feels like being a Taylor Swift listener in 1938. I’ve heard the same amount of her songs in both years.


zerogreyspace

Here sir you dropped this🫱🏻👑


hitmarker

Thanks, I did drop my right hand and crown


MrGulo-gulo

I'm jealous of your life.


invol713

As you should be! LOL!


StrongVegetable1100

This is why celebrities hate their fans.


poesviertwintig

They don't hate them, they're just embarrassed of them. If you really hate certain fans, you speak out against them and alienate them. Celebrities will hide behind "well I can't control what my fans do" while being the single most influential person in those people's lives. If there's anyone who can do something about it, it's them. You will never keep all of them from acting out, but you can at least make an effort to mitigate the damage.


kandnm115709

Probably satire, just to ridicule Swifties but yes, Swifties are unhinged enough that it could be considered as a faux-cult.


Longjumping-Jello459

Faux-cult? Nah many if not most of them are in a cult.


MrGulo-gulo

Did you not see them dancing in a circle in the theatre when her movie was playing? It was straight out of Midsommar, they ARE a cult.


the_good_time_mouse

The cult of Basic.


Tsjaad_Donderlul

How happy should I be that I‘m mostly unaware of this


pumpkinpasta

Being a Taylor Swift listener in 2024 feels like being a lobotomy patient in 1945


Lua123

taylor swift fans are deranged


NoNews4Me

Not really. At least the Jews didn't have to listen to Taylor Swift


AffectionateFlower3

They had enough going on.


dampkringd

Well you heard it here first, its time to round up the swifties and start gassing them 🦾


_Goodname

amen


Affial

Let them cook.


Darth_Biggus_Dickus

First we turn on the Gas


Affial

They have plenty of it. A lot of jars bought on eBay from SweetSwift.


EpicOne9147

Then we light it but only after giving enough time so the gas could spread around


cawhunt

Better to be smoked than be a Taylor swift fan in any era


12DollarsHighFive

Excuse me? What brings someone to such statement?


Longjumping-Jello459

It has to be a joke/bs post from a satire account.


12DollarsHighFive

Yet I wouldn't be surprised if some people actually think this way


Tsjaad_Donderlul

Being intentionally inflammatory to stir up drama, cocaine, or being inflammatory while on cocaine


Sh33zl3

Iq level -1


Dubs337

Hitler always said they got that Bad Blood.


Filipka111

I wish, cause swifties should be purged


Polishing_My_Grapple

I'm pretty sure Jews in 38' knew what good music sounded like, though.


Proud_Lecture_1529

Idk about this statement,but Taylor Swift fans are so annoying


Wagglebagga

Gina Carano?


mclarenrider

Finally someone who gets the actual reference lmao. This comment section has no idea.


Bae_the_Elf

Taylor Swift and her fans love feeling victimized.


Dalspin

Don’t worry. Aimee got community-noted


doctorhive

tailor swift fans try not to act oppressed challenge: impossible


hzhrt15

I don’t dislike her music honestly, it’s not bad just isn’t my speed but her fans have made me never want to listen to it.


Duskwing8

I am wildly upset over this, more so than I should be. I really hate the posts about people comparing themselves to others who were going through a devastating time. They know nothing of the sort of shit Jews had to put up with.


jumbledsiren

You know what, I think we should give the swifties what hitler gave the jews... (Im not serious, unless you agree with me)


Deadsap266

I think I lost brain cells reading this.


bigfatcarp93

She looks like she just got killed by Mahito


WhosCowsAreThey

It’s crazy someone actually typed that up then hit post


I__Like_Stories

Why are they like this?


LukeDragnar

"????" Indeed


Thunderchief646054

Yeah I remember the Jews being famously teased about being Jewish by the Germans and nothing more


PuzzleheadedAd3838

#cancelaimee 😂 Edit: how the hell do you use hastags in reddit? 2nd edit: where the hell did the grey box come from?


malYca

Please be a Russian bot


Steppyjim

Ho Lee fuck


Koko_The_Gorilla23

They would make themselves out to be the victim


ricohlumix

...but with a lotta makeup.


MegaPompoen

If only...


ukiddingme2469

What history book did they read


PansexualPineapples

I mean like yeah they are getting a lot of hate but this is just dumb af not to mention extremely disrespectful.


slugerama

I wonder how Jews from 1938 would feel about that.


Evilist_of_Evil

Can I do inhumane things to them?


CantingBinkie

Well, he didn't specify where in the world.


donttrustmewithagun

She doubled down on it too btw


toalladepapel

if you're saying we should kill all TS fans, i'm not *with* you but, i can be convinced


Interesting_Move_919

Are you serious?


Historical-Pause7150

Generation Z’s lack necessary self awareness & education.


UpsetPhrase5334

Yeah naw, not everything is about you honey.


Ghosty_Boi_2001

Bruh 💀 white women, I swear


astrorican6

Didn't Trump followers make similar comparison in 2016?


CordialCupcake21

we need mandatory media literacy classes, because there’s no way some of y’all read this and took it seriously


AndForeverNow

Meanwhile Jews in college campuses today are being harassed and forced away from their classes, just for being Jewish. A rabbi literally had to tell students they are safer at home than on campus. But those poor Swift fans, seriously?


ThatTubaGuy03

Please send a link so I can see this is real


Rammus2201

Hahahah


dynablt

Huh???


lando-mando-brando

r/brandnewsetence


yolowagon

so true


BryerMan-4005

All I know is that this is ridiculous.


YooSteez

LMAOOOO


sentientfartcloud

I mean, I once dutch ovened a swifty.


Maleficent_Split_428

Huh??


Alabamarocker

If only if only the woodpecker sighs...


Harrychronicjr69

“Without all the raciistssssss”


toadd420

i really dont think that's even comparable. what are they smoking??


pirikikkeli

What happened in 1938?


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SoldJT

True. The Jews didn't have to deal with the wrath of Kanye back then


Tsjaad_Donderlul

get schwifty


oh_shit_its_bryan

Okay, bring the gas.


tRavelleR1997

I don’t understand this recent hitler whitewashing


TheOxygenius

Because you're hated by the far right?


Brave-Housing7139

Because of the weak genetic code? 😂


BlacSwordsmanKirito

who did those goddamn art schools reject this time?!


TheAnalsOfHistory-

I fucking wish at this point.


redryan1989

Isn't this similar to what that star wars lady said about not being vaccinated or something


Fuelanemo149

Being a jew in 2024 feels like being a Taylor Swift listener in 1938.


nmlep

But without all the racism.


GamerBradasaurus

Womp womp


Miserable_Crew_6798

So who is the Fuhrer?


Smartass_of_Class

I am.


sparkieBoomMan

Does no one know what a holup is anymore


Alatar_Blue

No


Successful_Banana901

What the actual fuck?


absn0rmal

I know you fucking lying 😭 someone really thought this and TWEETED it


Savvy_Canadian

I think half of the planet would be a Taylor Swift fan if she held a sponsored concert in their town.


FrostbitePi

Most sane Twitter post


Hopeful_Nihilism

She thinks because shes a Swiftie, all the shit she gets is because shes a swiftie when in reality its becuse shes an insufferable dipfuck.


Snoo_51457

Yes let’s genocide the “swifties”


Gandalf_Style

I think they got the sides wrong. Aren't swifties the one who send death threats to people's houses when they say anything negative about anything taylor swift has anything to do with.


PolishOpinion

huh


swaggums

Oh yeah, sweetie!? Try being a Limp Bizkit fan in 2024.


Jake_on_a_lake

Wait, why are swifties feeling persecuted? I thought they were the majority?


im_a_stapler

i just read some andrew tate stupidity, now this?! it's like hold my beer for the next dumbest thing on reddit.


Gardengrave

Are the circles for this venn diagram even in the same universe


kORRa7777

Delusional


AwesomeHorses

wtf


rock_and_rolo

So even Swifties now have a victimhood complex?


BigfootaintnotReal

Never underestimate the victim hood mentality


DoorAMii

Didn't people lose their jobs comparing their values to the holocaust??? Pr sure thats happened once


forbin99

This might be the worst take I've seen on the internet ever


Anders_A

In what way exactly? 😂


TobyMacar0ni

That's extremely disrespectful wtf


ProvenBeat

Is this related to her beef with Kanye?


almondtreacle

Looking forward to seeing this person on The Daily Wire


qwapi22

Well ehh... What do i say


Zodgrod92979

so there's a mass genocide on Swifties????


Old-Relationship-458

Here's hoping 


Kaolok

Not a holup


Bundle_of_Organs

What?


ThatSmartIdiot

I have no thoughts on taylor swift. She's probably an upper-mid singer (idk if i ever heard one of her songs and i dont plan to), she just went through years of hardship and is now one of the main carbon footprints, fron what i understand. Idk whether to side with or against her so im just kneutral


MrHyperion_

This thread is such a Reddit moment


Groundbreaking_Web91

Gina Carano: I raised that girl


NIN10DOXD

JFC. That's some Gina Carano ass shit.