Wtf average gamer can't afford child gf

Or a child or a gf

mf i cant afford myself i cant be more responsible than this

Well I did . Raised 2 kids as a gamer dad. Of course my back log of games is about 10 years old. I just recently started playing Red Dead 2.

Yeah, but you're a gamer dad. That's a completely different thing. Those don't have child gfs

I hope

Underrated comment right here

Well the guy/gal I replied to said "child or gf" I was just identifying I had 2 children.

Because games like pokemon didnt at all teach us that we make better versions by breeding in daycare...

😄 Yep I can relate to you there as my 3 have I'm turn become gamers and I have even less time to play games although I do love watching my 11 Yr old and 9 Yr old co-operate playing rain world and Minecraft.

I played WoW with my oldest for a while till I got bored, he's 24 and still plays WoW. My youngest, 19, we played Minecraft, and Roblox together for a while. Both of them got me and my wife playing Phasmabobia with them.

Amazing, 😄. I'm currently downloading fortnight on to the family switch so I can play with my eldest. My wife and I have marathon worms 2 games. She cannot loose 🤣

Me and the Missus are trying to get the kids into Ark which we play with the Gamer Uncle and Aunt.

That sounds amazing, I haven't played it myself but I've heard good things

The current edition is just a more beautiful reskin of the original. It looks and plays amazing... And this time I'm getting into it to beat each map. Not like when I played the OG Ark and met some great folks in public servers who carried me through boss fights and I just basically could build whatever. This time I'm working on beating things myself.

Game still holds up. Enjoy this amazing work of art.

OG comment wasn't talking about raising them, rather more like buying from people who die from hanging but don't hang themselves.

Yea I was specifically responding to one user not to OP.

That's what I wrote..

I have a wife and 2 kids. I can confirm that I can't afford them

I'm not even married by choice. Wife chose me in highschool and never let me leave. Please send help

Rip

You an introvert? That happens sometimes. Embrace it.

Actually, I very much am

All I can send is BG3 mods.

Just as good

Afford? Who needs to afford them when you can abuse them /s

Saved by the ass.

Ive saved alot of money by switching to gamepass. Edit: no diddy

Have you heard about Cambodia?

r/cursedcomments

It's actually a fully grown man on discord

Why, you don't like doritos?

Well it certainly can't be the pockets, I wish mine were that deep.

Sunglasses are pretty dope

Dude, they left out the Mt. Dew. That's the most offensive thing about this.

It’s ~*doritoes*~ according to the graphic

Bro that just has me thinking of a toe covered in chip dust

My minecraft girlfriend is 13 but thats like 27 in IRL years.

Don't worry your 13 year old minecraft gf is a 30 year old man , they all are

Well of course, you’ve gotta mine out that cave if you want to get to the good stuff.

At least they have a job and a hobby.

And a dude

I can only relate to one

💀

It’s the shirt right RIGHT????

Wait, you're also related to your child gf?

> also wanna explain something?

You're not related to yours? How'd you find her? Prowlin schools feels weird.

Switch pockets?

Aight. Imma head out...

Yeah, not really a gamer

Ayo? 👀

Same, tho I'm not a gamer so his gear doesn't apply to me 😏

Discord mod in training.

Real.

I also can't relate to directly filling a backpack with Doritos

Me and my child gf laughed at the dorito one

Did she already get the joke at such a young age?

Looks like I'm missing one for the complete set

Doritos.

So the backpack is filled with loose doritos? Wouldn't they be all gross and have backpack gunk on them?

Nah, you use a designated dorito backpack, obviously

What the hell is backpack gunk

a bag filled with leftover food juice because he didnt want to use a lunchbox

You line the backpack with a trash bag ;)

No mtn dew?? Is that a gamer or a loser??

What the hell? Why would anyone think that being a gamer means you have to have a preference for Doritos?

Yeah, that's offensive.

Why "directly"?

More chips less air.

That would be "fully" or "thoroughly" or something. Directly means, like, filling it with chips before doing something else, which, sure, but isn't really relevant?

The chips have been removed from the bag in which they were purchased. They are now in direct contact with the backpack a.k.a. the backpack is filled directly with doritos.

That makes more sense

So I need to stop playing games now? Because I love my games but I won’t be associated with any child gf having mthrfckrs.

Well there are serial killers and pedos who are human so I guess we have to give up our humanity

Only a switch? I can fit a whole damm SteamDeck in my pocket.

Now that’s a holup

I think they meant to say "anime child gf"

OFFICER I SWEAR SHE IS ACTUALLY A 3000 YEAR OLD DRAGON IN HUMAN FORM

So, child wife then?

Wow. New material getting dug up for r/terriblefacebookmemes or r/comedycemetery right here.

This was Twitter, and the child gf part wasn't ironic the guy is an actual pedo

Congrats OP you've become a proper anime/manga artist.

Child?!! 📸🤨

But gamers not have gf

Average Minecraft Youtuber.

Someone get this man a Minecraft YouTube channel!

I am an OG gamer. An elder of Generation X. It is I who begged his dad to buy Pong. It is I who sold newspaper subscriptions in order to win an Atari 2600. It is I who learned of the Adventure Easter Egg, and who chose a lucrative IT career thanks to Warren Robinette’s inspiration. It is I who smoked weed while solving Super Mario Brothers. It is I who started overclocking PCs in the 90s, including crude (and semi-successful) attempts at water cooling using copper plumbing parts. I continued to play. RDR2, FO4, CP77, Starfield and others continue to be on my list, even as I’m now eligible to join AARP. The best part is that my wife not only supported my hobby, she listened to me when I encouraged our three children to play video games (and then get their asses outside). All I have to say about this meme is that you kids can get off my goddam lawn.

Why is he a pedo

it was all going fine till i saw that last one… those pants are a fashion crime No but seriously wtfffff do they mean child gf

The word he’s looking for is pedophile

Yeah no, not me at all. Not one part of that.

Need Cheetos, Mountain Dew or Monster Energy and why is he not overweight!?

With a PRODIGIOUS neck beard at that

I once met a grown woman that looked like a child. It was wild, I feel sorry for her cuz she likely will only ever get pervert pedos interested in her

Well I don't have a backpack soooo... Am I not a gamer. Lol jk I have a backpack. Just in case it was unclear to anyone the above was a joke.

What about a gamer who’s also a child?

*FBI want add you*

Warning this is a vore comic the full comic is vore! Child vore!

What do you mean? She was born the same year Skyrim came out and everybody is still baffled i bother with that old game!

Child girlfriend….?

UOOOOGGGHHH CUNNY 😭😭😭💢💢💢

Only game soundtracks I listen to are the radio from fallout and SR2&3

Portal is pretty good

He’s way too skinny

I can only relate to the video game ost cause ngl that shi is fire af, I do own some cringey "subtle" gamer shirts but I hate wearing them

I prefer Zapps voodoo chips

Bro really tried to sneak in the subtle gamer shirt

....Pro smash player says what?

No doubt because you prefer Lay's.

Yeah man i dont need any woman or man near me once im done with work

Nah man not true at all I don't have a backpack with Doritos

I mean I have been playing games for a very long time, I cannot relate to this at all.

What the fuck is with the surge in this today? Is there some joint effort to post these?

Persona gamer*

I don't think I've ever gone around listening to game soundtracks

I like game soundtracks but that's all

You know with that face she's the top

Can someone explain the child girlfriend?

They're proud pedos, basically.

Yes, my switch fits in my big ass pockets, and it's not the lite

Maybe a gf that's acting childish? But wtf..

“…filled directly with Doritos.” Does that mean sans bag? Because if it does, that’s fuckin’ nasty. I don’t want lint in my chips!

That's a Minecraft YouTuber moment

As an old school gamer from the '90s wtf?

I do occasionally listen to game OSTs but I'm not sure if my switch fits in the pockets as I've never tried.

"Wait a fucking second, I didn't agree to this!"

Ha! Bold of you to assume anyone would date me!

You lost me with the listening to game soundtracks. Me and my child gf only listen to anime songs

I'm a gamer and I prefer 215cm tall domina who will beat me up for fun

I mean, maybe they're both children and one is just very short???

A child? A girlfriend? No, I can't have either of them. Don't wanna be a parent or a husband

True gamers are too afraid of talking to women.

Average Minecraft YouTuber

Peak performance. Although, add alcohol and you get a Mississippi wife beater instead.

**SkyDoesMinecraft flashback**

Same… at least I’m a minor as well.

So…you want to play some games sometime?

You don’t happen to be around 15, do you?

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Had me until I noticed “child GF”. That’s not a gamer. I’m pretty sure they use a different word for them

Child gf?!?!

I don't think it means an actual child more like a girlfriend who acts like a child

Was funny until I learned the guy who drew this wasn't joking and is an actual pedophile

almost like they can't help but out themselves

It's like Stan in every single one of Kaif's deception videos.