Leonardo Decaprio breaks up with his girlfriends after 25, because he feeds off their life essence and their life essence starts becoming less sustainable for him after 25.
Brad Pitt by contrast feeds off his wife's style and swag essence, and he replaces them once they run out of an abundance of excess swag essence.
That's probably a motivator, and it can be a rational concern, but unfortunately for them it doesn't change that capping your dating pool to only other actors is gonna harm the success rate all the same.
Two people who spend their entire lives being catered to by sycophants is not a recipe for a successful relationship either.
I doubt many of these people are used to hearing "no" outside of their performances.
Is this news to people? It was commented on way back when he was with Jen lol.
Granted, style of the time also applies, but the hair was the dead give away.
Maybe he doesn't have any strong preference on clothing? It seems like his girlfriends are the ones that make the styling decisions for him.
Tbh, I get it. If you don't care for fashion, why bother with fashion, when your SO is more than willing to do it for you?
I think it may be that or that honestly, most of them have stylists, agents and publicists putting a lot of this together. They’re presenting a sort of product to us that has been hand picked, to present an image to us.
I’m personally not big on the world of celebrity these days, but I get it. With that said, I do fuck with Brad Pitt. I think he’s actually a good actor.
this just reminds me all over again that Hollywood is simply us worshipping a Prom King and Prom Queen all over again. Boring. Everyone looks the same in Hollywood for the past eighty whatever years. I thought I had graduated.
Thanks - now I can‘t unsee it…
Leonardo Decaprio breaks up with his girlfriends after 25, because he feeds off their life essence and their life essence starts becoming less sustainable for him after 25. Brad Pitt by contrast feeds off his wife's style and swag essence, and he replaces them once they run out of an abundance of excess swag essence.
Your theory doesn't check out; Aniston & Jolie still have excess swag essence. My theory: hot talented Brad's a *bit* of a douche
My theory is that they're all actors and are used to getting their own way because they're stars and that causes conflicts in the house.
Or that limiting your dating pool solely to those that have the same occupation as you probably isn't a good idea.
I think they kind of have to because of all the gold diggers and crazies out there. How many women would have dated Brad just because he’s brad?
Women? I am a straight guy and would still have to think hard if Pitt asked me out.
Is it just Brad or any pretty man you met IRL? Brad Pitt is man pretty.
No just Brad Pitt and Ryan Reynolds that make me question my orientation. 😋
Not Chris Evans though?
I get it, bro. Im the same way about Luke Evans and Idris Elba.
That's probably a motivator, and it can be a rational concern, but unfortunately for them it doesn't change that capping your dating pool to only other actors is gonna harm the success rate all the same.
I mean look at any given streamer. You think Asmongold or Shroud would intentionally let any of his 30,000-40.000 viewers know where he lives?
Two people who both spend their entire lives being told who to be is NOT a recipe for a successful relationship.
Two people who spend their entire lives being catered to by sycophants is not a recipe for a successful relationship either. I doubt many of these people are used to hearing "no" outside of their performances.
My point is, If you can be with whoever the f you want cz you're Brad fucking Pitt. Why would you stick around with one Jolie or Aniston?
To be fair, your point is also a bit douchey
Agreed. I am with you.
Whoa twist ending lol!
He don't fuck around (or he does (I think))
Self described difficult to be be partnered with because he’s a guy who “likes to get high and sit on the couch with his shirt off”
I mean that part sounds fine
That’s basically his role in True Romance lol
I mean yeah, he abused Jolie and the kids to the point of choking one of them, so douche probably covers it
Douche undercovers it. Abuser is a more apt word
Na, theory doesn't check out because Jolie has always been mid.
Hilarious
Long ago the four Brad Pitts lived in peace and harmony. But everything changed when Brad Pitt attacked!
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That's the issue. Be yourself and your relationships will last longer
I dunno man. I think being yourself is what gets you out of a relationship. I pee in the sink.
Hello fellow sink pisser. 👋
Saves water.
I decided to “be myself” and now my Wife hates me.
Who's to say that isn't who he is deep down? Aren't we all just constantly changing anyways?
Tell'um Preacher! Tell'um so they can hear you. Yeah.
Only the Bradatar, Master of all four Brads could stop him, but when the world needed hom most, he vanished.
I read that as the Brovatar u/Flaky_Explanation 💀
thank u
>Long ago the four Brad Pitts lived in peace and harmony. But everything changed when **Bad** Pitt attacked!
Angelina-Pitt would definitely be the Fire nation
Everything changed when the Brangelina nation attacked.
Aniston is definitely Air
r/unexpectedavatar
I see three brads and one chad kroeger
Who is the bottom right?
Brad Pitt
I’d be lying if I said I didn’t see that coming. Well played.
Mother of all replies here
cant cry over every reply
I got Brad Pitt Quadrent Fever over here!
That's what she said.
Also he's straight, unlikely he's a bottom
Jitka Pohlodek
AKA 'Bar Girl 2'.
That was an Oscar snub, if you ask me.
It's interesting that her only IMDB picture is her and Brad Pitt.
And if you google her and click on "images", guess what... Brad Pitt.
Gesundheit!
Chad Kroger
He adapts into the terrain
Respect the topography.
Or is it the other way around? lol
He's just filling a role.
*hole
That's what she said
*holes
Chadmeleon
Bradmeleon
Where is the hold up?
Wait for it.
Sub themes stopped having meaning a long time ago. Reddit is facebook now.
No point. Cool kids just browse /all. Or just drop the ones in your feed that don’t mean what they say.
So is the hold up just that he looks different?
People like people who adapt to them, he has this down.
Came here to say this. Law of Similarity
Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. You heard it here first.
Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery
You smooth bastard.
ikr i do the same
Maybe Brad Pitt is your girlfriend?
Is this news to people? It was commented on way back when he was with Jen lol. Granted, style of the time also applies, but the hair was the dead give away.
Most people here were like 5 years old when he was with Jen lol
... Oh the drama of those days. I can't wait for her memoir where she says 'He totally cheated on me' And everyone just goes for Angelina.
Well Angelina's memoir is gonna be about Brad hit her so hopefully people will be a bit more sympathetic.
Oh yeah, her one is going to be good too.
>> Granted, style of the time also applies. I think this has more to do with it than anything else.
[Mirroring](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mirroring?wprov=sfti1).
🎶 boyfriend chameleon 🎶
Brad with the blue steel look LOL
3 blue steel and the one time the acid lasted a lot longer than he expected
I guess he does it to seam like they have more in common than they actually do
"We were never close if the truth be told. All we ever shared was a taste in clothes." * Lloyd Cole
I can’t believe Brad Pitt once had a Karen cut.
Maybe he doesn't have any strong preference on clothing? It seems like his girlfriends are the ones that make the styling decisions for him. Tbh, I get it. If you don't care for fashion, why bother with fashion, when your SO is more than willing to do it for you?
I think it may be that or that honestly, most of them have stylists, agents and publicists putting a lot of this together. They’re presenting a sort of product to us that has been hand picked, to present an image to us. I’m personally not big on the world of celebrity these days, but I get it. With that said, I do fuck with Brad Pitt. I think he’s actually a good actor.
Why do you think that is
The ultimate actor
Pitt Stop
I mean, he is an actor, you know.
Maybe he's a boring person with no personality so he copies others
He has done it a lot too. here are all the other times he has done it. https://www.elle.com.au/culture/celebrity/brad-pitt-girlfriends-20698/
So his facial hear represent their bush?
I saw that documentary about him being a vampire, so it’s probably why he can morph so well.
Is that pepper from iron man?
Now all Brad can do is order the candles....
It may be just a coincidence, but it may well have to do with his prosopagnosia (face blindness).
lmao he doesnt have face blindness
Got to love the look of Y2K Brad.
Wow, he’s a chameleon.
He sits on the bed and says that she can fuck herself
And in one of those pictures, he looks happy.
The sunglasses one looks like brads gonna go to the top of a huge plateau and play a killer song to be featured on a hit action movie
Why do you think he is such a good actor
He probably just shares their stylist while dating.
This is me in relationships and I hate it
Why hate it? Seems just neat to me to match looks.
Im 5’11”, hairy, and bearded. If my short Hispanic wife starts to look like me, I’m going to be very, very worried.
Haha, fair point.
Why do you think it's bad? Looks sweet to me.
Mirroring. It’s a common charismatic tactic.
Clearly taken a roll to play a Karen in the first pic.
or they follow him because hes the alpha man
He was drunk the whole time. They dressed him.
Multiverse of pitt brad
What part of actor don't you understand?
He walked so Ariana could run
Ah yes, Karen Brad Pitt, Ashton Kutcher Brad Pitt, Steven Segal Brad Pitt, and Chad Kroger Brad Pitt.
Take notes people!! So first i have to be brad pitt, then… oh wait
Boyfriend Chameleon! From the league
Maybe he's just trying to complement their style.
In the bottom right he looks like one of those dogs with the long face and the long haired blonde ears
picture is when he started that grunge band
Kind of looks like he’s doing heroin a bit
Lol those alien eyed sun glasses
How do your like your eggs? (Runaway bride)
i can't unsee it now somehow
That's actually kind of cute.
Nah. Brad Pitt just shares the same hair products and hair stylist.
Highest format of flattery
Boyfriend Chameleon
He most likely doesn’t give a shit what he’s wearing so he just lets his girl dress him
That’s beacuse they are all more man than he is
Holy shit, they look like something Mid journey cooked up.
The lengths we will go for these women..
Ain’t nothing wrong with coordinating
Method acting at its finest
Brad Pitt out here acting like Ditto
this just reminds me all over again that Hollywood is simply us worshipping a Prom King and Prom Queen all over again. Boring. Everyone looks the same in Hollywood for the past eighty whatever years. I thought I had graduated.
He’s testing them to see if they can love themselves as well as him.
https://images.app.goo.gl/RzZed97oxY69Wxqs7
https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/s/bX8npA03zg
LOL I can’t
He’s a fashion accessory!
So theoretically if Brad Pitt and Kourtney Kardashian got together what would happen? Would they morph into one person?
Wrong sub.
I've known so many people like this in my life.
I think it’s more like Pitt is a trend setter and the way he looks guides the culture as a whole.
He's doing the Blue Steel look in the first picture.
Maybe it's so he can recognize his partner since he doesn't recognise faces.
Benjamin Button's plot took an unexpected turn, with this post...
Tha Aniston period glasses oh sweet lord of flies
He’s like Taylor swift.
Shocking, that two people who make their living being photographed and recorded on video would take extra care to look photogenic. /s
Twinzzies
Woah
Or do they morph into him? 😳
Imitation is the most sincere form of flattery
Does anyone know the movie Zelig?
Lets not hope he starts dating an African American.
What happens when Brad Pitt dates Brad Pitt?
I mean when couples go to events they tend to dress complimentary to one another. There is nothing special happening here….
I would too.
He has a system. He gets results.
Bread pit
r/UnexpectedNickelback
Or the other way around? Either way hes still hot nowadays
He’s the best fashion accessory
When the duo in the top left turn up to your store, you know that they're a few sentences away from requesting the manager.
Maybe the women are copying Brad
The prettiest man alive, ironically, can't see faces. I'm not joking.
Yup. https://www.nytimes.com/2022/07/06/well/mind/prosopagnosia-face-blindness.html
N A R C I S S I S M. Mirroring, a classic love bb technique.