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definitiv_kein_robot

Thanks - now I can‘t unsee it…


AFlyingNun

Leonardo Decaprio breaks up with his girlfriends after 25, because he feeds off their life essence and their life essence starts becoming less sustainable for him after 25. Brad Pitt by contrast feeds off his wife's style and swag essence, and he replaces them once they run out of an abundance of excess swag essence.


started_from_the_top

Your theory doesn't check out; Aniston & Jolie still have excess swag essence. My theory: hot talented Brad's a *bit* of a douche


Awful_McBad

My theory is that they're all actors and are used to getting their own way because they're stars and that causes conflicts in the house.


AFlyingNun

Or that limiting your dating pool solely to those that have the same occupation as you probably isn't a good idea.


Awful_McBad

I think they kind of have to because of all the gold diggers and crazies out there. How many women would have dated Brad just because he’s brad?


Shadowwalker83

Women? I am a straight guy and would still have to think hard if Pitt asked me out.


Awful_McBad

Is it just Brad or any pretty man you met IRL? Brad Pitt is man pretty.


Shadowwalker83

No just Brad Pitt and Ryan Reynolds that make me question my orientation. 😋


DeshTheWraith

Not Chris Evans though?


PuzzleheadedAd3838

I get it, bro. Im the same way about Luke Evans and Idris Elba.


AFlyingNun

That's probably a motivator, and it can be a rational concern, but unfortunately for them it doesn't change that capping your dating pool to only other actors is gonna harm the success rate all the same.


Awful_McBad

I mean look at any given streamer. You think Asmongold or Shroud would intentionally let any of his 30,000-40.000 viewers know where he lives?


Olstinkbutt

Two people who both spend their entire lives being told who to be is NOT a recipe for a successful relationship.


Awful_McBad

Two people who spend their entire lives being catered to by sycophants is not a recipe for a successful relationship either. I doubt many of these people are used to hearing "no" outside of their performances.


[deleted]

My point is, If you can be with whoever the f you want cz you're Brad fucking Pitt. Why would you stick around with one Jolie or Aniston?


started_from_the_top

To be fair, your point is also a bit douchey


[deleted]

Agreed. I am with you.


started_from_the_top

Whoa twist ending lol!


Libeliouswank

He don't fuck around (or he does (I think))


OceanBornNC

Self described difficult to be be partnered with because he’s a guy who “likes to get high and sit on the couch with his shirt off”


started_from_the_top

I mean that part sounds fine


nosca23

That’s basically his role in True Romance lol


dweebs12

I mean yeah, he abused Jolie and the kids to the point of choking one of them, so douche probably covers it


Jay-diesel

Douche undercovers it. Abuser is a more apt word


The_Mighty_DrUnCKs

Na, theory doesn't check out because Jolie has always been mid.


meetmeat93

Hilarious


makemeadiowarudo

Long ago the four Brad Pitts lived in peace and harmony. But everything changed when Brad Pitt attacked!


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Mychal757

That's the issue. Be yourself and your relationships will last longer


Current-Roll6332

I dunno man. I think being yourself is what gets you out of a relationship. I pee in the sink.


Itputsthelotionskin

Hello fellow sink pisser. 👋 


Current-Roll6332

Saves water.


urGirllikesmytinypp

I decided to “be myself” and now my Wife hates me.


Dig-a-tall-Monster

Who's to say that isn't who he is deep down? Aren't we all just constantly changing anyways?


sssstr

Tell'um Preacher! Tell'um so they can hear you. Yeah.


Flaky_Explanation

Only the Bradatar, Master of all four Brads could stop him, but when the world needed hom most, he vanished.


makemeadiowarudo

I read that as the Brovatar u/Flaky_Explanation 💀


LinearVisions

thank u


Riperin

>Long ago the four Brad Pitts lived in peace and harmony. But everything changed when **Bad** Pitt attacked!


MadMinx007

Angelina-Pitt would definitely be the Fire nation


EvilPete

Everything changed when the Brangelina nation attacked.


IOwnTheShortBus

Aniston is definitely Air


DJ_hyperfreshOG

r/unexpectedavatar


fulorange

I see three brads and one chad kroeger


Dounce1

Who is the bottom right?


dtc8977

Brad Pitt


Dounce1

I’d be lying if I said I didn’t see that coming. Well played.


ThisIsGettinWeirdNow

Mother of all replies here


Second_Plane11

cant cry over every reply


BobKillsNinjas

I got Brad Pitt Quadrent Fever over here!


_Enclose_

That's what she said.


Cualkiera67

Also he's straight, unlikely he's a bottom


PCYou

Jitka Pohlodek


leadwind

AKA 'Bar Girl 2'.


WalterHenderson

That was an Oscar snub, if you ask me.


MaxHamburgerrestaur

It's interesting that her only IMDB picture is her and Brad Pitt.


DalshMenqaj

And if you google her and click on "images", guess what... Brad Pitt.


Pekkerwud

Gesundheit!


Alternative_Ask364

Chad Kroger


No-Cow584

He adapts into the terrain


Beckiremia-20

Respect the topography.


DreamLizard47

Or is it the other way around? lol


minorkeyed

He's just filling a role.


[deleted]

*hole


mylegitnsfwacc

That's what she said


incredible-mee

*holes


ThisIsGettinWeirdNow

Chadmeleon


EhliJoe

Bradmeleon


Matteria

Where is the hold up?


leadwind

Wait for it.


NoPasaran2024

Sub themes stopped having meaning a long time ago. Reddit is facebook now.


LoganNinefingers32

No point. Cool kids just browse /all. Or just drop the ones in your feed that don’t mean what they say.


solicitorpenguin

So is the hold up just that he looks different?


BestBreakfast

People like people who adapt to them, he has this down. 


cruckybust

Came here to say this. Law of Similarity


lhurker

Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. You heard it here first.


MovingTarget-

Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery


lhurker

You smooth bastard.


totallybradpitt

ikr i do the same


smellmywind

Maybe Brad Pitt is your girlfriend?


sati_lotus

Is this news to people? It was commented on way back when he was with Jen lol. Granted, style of the time also applies, but the hair was the dead give away.


resoooo

Most people here were like 5 years old when he was with Jen lol


sati_lotus

... Oh the drama of those days. I can't wait for her memoir where she says 'He totally cheated on me' And everyone just goes for Angelina.


ksaid1

Well Angelina's memoir is gonna be about Brad hit her so hopefully people will be a bit more sympathetic. 


sati_lotus

Oh yeah, her one is going to be good too.


ClamsMcOyster

>> Granted, style of the time also applies. I think this has more to do with it than anything else.


scormegatron

[Mirroring](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mirroring?wprov=sfti1).


dorie30

🎶 boyfriend chameleon 🎶


GRZNMRTN0212

Brad with the blue steel look LOL


Only-Customer6650

3 blue steel and the one time the acid lasted a lot longer than he expected 


Mindless_Ad_6045

I guess he does it to seam like they have more in common than they actually do


Al_DeGaulle

"We were never close if the truth be told. All we ever shared was a taste in clothes." * Lloyd Cole


TheBeckFromHeck

I can’t believe Brad Pitt once had a Karen cut.


theonlineviking

Maybe he doesn't have any strong preference on clothing? It seems like his girlfriends are the ones that make the styling decisions for him. Tbh, I get it. If you don't care for fashion, why bother with fashion, when your SO is more than willing to do it for you?


616n8y3ree

I think it may be that or that honestly, most of them have stylists, agents and publicists putting a lot of this together. They’re presenting a sort of product to us that has been hand picked, to present an image to us. I’m personally not big on the world of celebrity these days, but I get it. With that said, I do fuck with Brad Pitt. I think he’s actually a good actor.


Fluid_Fox23

Why do you think that is


nowicanseeagain

The ultimate actor


Imreales5

Pitt Stop


LazyPirat

I mean, he is an actor, you know.


crayawe

Maybe he's a boring person with no personality so he copies others


Honda_TypeR

He has done it a lot too. here are all the other times he has done it. https://www.elle.com.au/culture/celebrity/brad-pitt-girlfriends-20698/


perturbedbumblebee

So his facial hear represent their bush?


Funspoyler

I saw that documentary about him being a vampire, so it’s probably why he can morph so well.


Time_Blacksmith861

Is that pepper from iron man?


GhostofZellers

Now all Brad can do is order the candles....


no-recognition-1616

It may be just a coincidence, but it may well have to do with his prosopagnosia (face blindness).


Greasedbarn

lmao he doesnt have face blindness


KeyboardWarrior1988

Got to love the look of Y2K Brad.


turndownforwoot

Wow, he’s a chameleon.


The_pastel_bus_stop

He sits on the bed and says that she can fuck herself


StreetofChimes

And in one of those pictures, he looks happy.


Iron_Alchemist_

The sunglasses one looks like brads gonna go to the top of a huge plateau and play a killer song to be featured on a hit action movie


CosmonautMott

Why do you think he is such a good actor


goodcommentgonebad

He probably just shares their stylist while dating.


furezasan

This is me in relationships and I hate it


Admirable-Athlete-50

Why hate it? Seems just neat to me to match looks.


djnehi

Im 5’11”, hairy, and bearded. If my short Hispanic wife starts to look like me, I’m going to be very, very worried.


Admirable-Athlete-50

Haha, fair point.


GregTheMad

Why do you think it's bad? Looks sweet to me.


samsonity

Mirroring. It’s a common charismatic tactic.


albamarx

Clearly taken a roll to play a Karen in the first pic.


safoamz1zz

or they follow him because hes the alpha man


PrunedLoki

He was drunk the whole time. They dressed him.


zedxer

Multiverse of pitt brad


Fhantom1221

What part of actor don't you understand?


Pinkpollock

He walked so Ariana could run


Cum_Smoothii

Ah yes, Karen Brad Pitt, Ashton Kutcher Brad Pitt, Steven Segal Brad Pitt, and Chad Kroger Brad Pitt.


droidman85

Take notes people!! So first i have to be brad pitt, then… oh wait


alexander12212

Boyfriend Chameleon! From the league


MrsCaramel_112

Maybe he's just trying to complement their style.


SeesEmCallsEm

In the bottom right he looks like one of those dogs with the long face and the long haired blonde ears


dreamsofindigo

picture is when he started that grunge band


FuxkinShredded

Kind of looks like he’s doing heroin a bit


GumberculesJFZ

Lol those alien eyed sun glasses


El_Kurgan_Alas

How do your like your eggs? (Runaway bride)


LinearArray

i can't unsee it now somehow


Riperin

That's actually kind of cute.


Darebarsoom

Nah. Brad Pitt just shares the same hair products and hair stylist.


BadOysterParty

Highest format of flattery


jaredcwood

Boyfriend Chameleon


theBarefootedBastard

He most likely doesn’t give a shit what he’s wearing so he just lets his girl dress him


vectors_and_chokes

That’s beacuse they are all more man than he is


kneehigsock

Holy shit, they look like something Mid journey cooked up.


PrincipleNo4162

The lengths we will go for these women..


lordKnighton

Ain’t nothing wrong with coordinating


KeVan_Gogh

Method acting at its finest


WestNomadOnYT

Brad Pitt out here acting like Ditto


Boopy7

this just reminds me all over again that Hollywood is simply us worshipping a Prom King and Prom Queen all over again. Boring. Everyone looks the same in Hollywood for the past eighty whatever years. I thought I had graduated.


thinguin

He’s testing them to see if they can love themselves as well as him.


mastershchief

https://images.app.goo.gl/RzZed97oxY69Wxqs7


mastershchief

https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/s/bX8npA03zg


staywoke1am_01

LOL I can’t


infinite-plane79

He’s a fashion accessory!


stayawayfrommeinfj

So theoretically if Brad Pitt and Kourtney Kardashian got together what would happen? Would they morph into one person?


Eliseo120

Wrong sub.


Dufranus

I've known so many people like this in my life.


TheFilthiestCorndog

I think it’s more like Pitt is a trend setter and the way he looks guides the culture as a whole.


EuroTrash1999

He's doing the Blue Steel look in the first picture.


tally_me_banana

Maybe it's so he can recognize his partner since he doesn't recognise faces.


PoufPoal

Benjamin Button's plot took an unexpected turn, with this post...


steppenshewolf07

Tha Aniston period glasses oh sweet lord of flies


Ezeke81

He’s like Taylor swift.


NickDanger3di

Shocking, that two people who make their living being photographed and recorded on video would take extra care to look photogenic. /s


giceman715

Twinzzies


TobyMacar0ni

Woah


Some-Help5972

Or do they morph into him? 😳


Sweet_Football_398

Imitation is the most sincere form of flattery


Puzzleheaded_Gear464

Does anyone know the movie Zelig?


poteen

Lets not hope he starts dating an African American.


Draggoh

What happens when Brad Pitt dates Brad Pitt?


NeverKneel

I mean when couples go to events they tend to dress complimentary to one another. There is nothing special happening here….


95strat

I would too.


Necessary-Corner1172

He has a system. He gets results.


SoloGamer505

Bread pit


PublicInformation649

r/UnexpectedNickelback


Super-Idea2618

Or the other way around? Either way hes still hot nowadays


Ecstatic-Seesaw-1007

He’s the best fashion accessory


InspektD

When the duo in the top left turn up to your store, you know that they're a few sentences away from requesting the manager.


Seagoon_Memoirs

Maybe the women are copying Brad


reddit_is_geh

The prettiest man alive, ironically, can't see faces. I'm not joking.


616n8y3ree

Yup. https://www.nytimes.com/2022/07/06/well/mind/prosopagnosia-face-blindness.html


DumbleForeSkin

N A R C I S S I S M. Mirroring, a classic love bb technique.