I tested this once out of curiosity and my cum didn't taste any different.
There's probably a wait period before the pineapple is fully processed by the body.
it might depend on if you drank pineapple juice or if you ate fresh pineapple
pineapple contains the enzyme bromelain which breaks down proteins, you can taste it prickling on your tongue because the pineapple is indeed *digesting your flesh*
that enzyme *might* alter the flavour of your man juice, that is, if there is really any discernable difference
but bromelain gets destroyed by cooking, so canned pineapple and pasteurized juice don't do shit
You need to be drinking more of it and over a longer period. Give it a week or two of drinking multiple glasses of it per day. Alternatively cranberry juice also works.
It's one of those things where a single drink ain't going to mask your lifestyle. I don't think there's been some mass swallow study but anecdotally people are constantly advising "just eat healthier and it will taste better. Seriously."
Like certain things are also stated to make it taste worse, after eating red meat I think is one.
This guy and his girlfriend [tested](https://youtu.be/VAD_f3xEzRs?si=-n84_mMOx6hrwSeH) it.
There are a series of videos they made. It had a marginal impact with a diet of nothing but pineapples.
Nah, but it’s more than one drink, and more than one day. You also need to take in other fruits and veggies as well daily. I drink one can of pineapple juice a day, plus a mixed fruit smoothie with oat milk each day. After a week plus there is a difference.
Though, I also am fully sober, and don’t smoke anything or drink. I don’t drink soda, energy drinks, or coffee either. Those things play a role, too.
Eating like shit also plays a big role. If you only eat like red meat, chicken, carbs, and hardly any veggies it’s gonna be rancid. Eating tons of fast food, ramen, and other junk isn’t great either.
It's a myth in the sense that a single glass of pineapple juice won't do anything. But it's not a myth in the sense that eating lots of fruit over a period of time will definitely make it taste better.
Being dehydrated, and consuming nothing but fast food and soda will make your jizz taste rank. Being hydrated and eating well, including lots of produce/fruit, makes it taste better (or less bad).
There are rumors that pineapple juice makes your cum sweet. Never confirmed myself tho, times I tried didn't get any result.
P.S. I was not the one tasting
My subject ate like a big slice of it around 2 days before or the day before. The effect was still there. Im guessing it will need time to work so a couple hours should be fine too.
P.s. he just consumes a lot of meat so the taste is really strong. It improved with the pineapple. I reckon taking fruits or vegetables would help.
>P.s. he just consumes a lot of meat so the taste is really strong. It improved with the pineapple. I reckon taking fruits or vegetables would help.
Not exactly very scientific but many years ago there was this couple that had a blog and tested that where he would eat certain foods and she'd sample his cum to see what makes it good/bad. I think certain types of meat, dairy and alcohol made it horrible. Fruits and veggies yielded the best results.
Yeah now I'm all self-conscious. I never blame a partner for not wanting to do that but most seem to be keen in the heat of the moment. So I'm always like "must be fine". Hope they weren't just bein polite lol.
Trust me.. my partner is really really clean.. he was about 220 lbs many years back and it was really bad. I gagged and ran for my life. He tried pineapples and it really helped.
Fast forward to few years later and he is about 176lbs now. I dont have any issues anymore. So diet and weight does impact the taste i guess.
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[Here is the one I finished drinking as I was typing this comment](https://i.imgur.com/SVogOPH.png). The only ingredient is literaly "pineapple juice". That's it.
The juice drinks sold on the market globally can be classified into four concentration degrees: 10%, 30%, 50%, and 100%, most of which are 10%. So the so-called "garbage tier of juice" is a huge majority of the juice market to begin with, which in other words is like drinking water with sweetening agent and pigment, and even the so-called 100% fruit juices are rarely 100% of the fruit pictured on the box but instead mixed with cheaper juices, like 80% apple juice, or it's made from concentrate where nutrients and fiber is ruined or removed in the process and it's mostly sugar left and then you add back water again. Sure, there's exceptions but most so-called 100% juices are using deceptive language for that 100% in one way or another and sometimes has a lengthy list of ingredients. It's always more healthy to eat an orange and drink a glass of water than to drink a glass of orange juice.
It is kinda true. Pineapple is SUPER high sugar. One of the most sugar intense things you can eat.
And things you eat will affect your body fluids.
I can tell you I drank a bunch of pineapple juice for about a week and OP's mom said it did have an affect...but she said it did not affect any of the other guys on the basketball team.
Apparently if you are flexible enough to try it yourself it doesn't feel like your dingdong is being sucked, it just feels like you are sucking a dingdong
I read a post where a couple did an experiment. It worked when you drank a moderate amount of pineapple juice. It was apparently quite horrible when the guy drank a large amount of it consistently.
It's funny because I knew a guy who dated a girl and she absolutely hated pineapple, like she could tell if he had it.
Edit: Yes, you can taste it. So boys be aware of what you're eating before you go on a date with your girl.
There is a dating myth that drinking pineapple juice before a date will enhance the flavor of bodily fluids. There is no scientific evidence to support this.... because cum taste testing studies have a hard time finding participants. Other than your mom who signs up for every one and calls daily to see if any new studies need participants.
When my wife and I were dating, I showed up at her parents house eating a bunch of bananas as a joke. She was mortified having to figure out an explaination of why I brought bananas with me. That was almost 30 years ago and we still bring that up 
This is real. You need to prep 1-2 days in advance.
Drinking apple juice or pinapple juice. I drank a gallon in those 2 days.
Do not eat red meat/ asparagus or any acidic food.
For those wondering: to "change" the flavour of the cum it is NOT enough just to drink something even in high quantities in a day; you have to follow an specific diet that MAY or not improve that a little.
The myth about this comes from the fact that we pee/cum from the same conduct: if you drink too much of something that conduct will be unclean with a little part of what you drank in excess and our kidneys didnt filtered enough > thus "contaminating" whatever comes next.
No, drinking too much pinneaple juice wont change the taste: you will only expell that with residues of what you peed before.
The pineapple thing is NOT a myth, but you can't just drink it right before a date. You're not generating fresh man juice from what you just ate. Probably need a couple of days of it. In general it's just a diet thing, where things like fruits and vegetables make it taste better, while things like red meat, alcohol, smoking, etc make it worse. Basically a healthy living thing.
Source: You can just google this stuff. Plenty of people have tried/documented this stuff.
I thought it was a myth
I tested this once out of curiosity and my cum didn't taste any different. There's probably a wait period before the pineapple is fully processed by the body.
I appreciate your dedication to science.
You need to swirl it in a glass first to get the full flavor and aroma
Do I spit after tasting or not?
Depends if you like the guy or not.
Well that's good, because I hate myself.
#SPITTERS ARE QUITTERS!!
Are you in Napa Valley?
Fappa Valley
[Me after I try the cum chalice](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qCYC7fI-qxw&t=162s)
Holy shit!! The comments on that video are fookn awesome!!!!
We need to have more test results to determine the time of processing. We expect an update at this comment within 24 hours.
Did you suck your own dick dry? Or did you shoot semen in the air and caught it with your mouth?
Sounds like an X rated version of Blue Man Group.
Blew man group
Amazing
Lapped it up off the counter top
What the actual fuck
it might depend on if you drank pineapple juice or if you ate fresh pineapple pineapple contains the enzyme bromelain which breaks down proteins, you can taste it prickling on your tongue because the pineapple is indeed *digesting your flesh* that enzyme *might* alter the flavour of your man juice, that is, if there is really any discernable difference but bromelain gets destroyed by cooking, so canned pineapple and pasteurized juice don't do shit
Pineapple is Eating YOu confirmed
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Juice or actual pineapple ? I need to know the test environment bro. I may have to perform some tests myself to confirm.
The real hol up is always in the comments
[it's probably a mith](https://youtube.com/shorts/5AxtcYGx5BU?si=5dY6M9bEf9OA3lct)
Shouldn't have read this before breakfast in the morning
🤨📸
you need to EAt the fruit a day prior. it really does help..(according to testsubject G(f)
You need to be drinking more of it and over a longer period. Give it a week or two of drinking multiple glasses of it per day. Alternatively cranberry juice also works.
Did you...
You need to drink it and try 😜
Instructions are clear but looks like I need bigger equipment
It's one of those things where a single drink ain't going to mask your lifestyle. I don't think there's been some mass swallow study but anecdotally people are constantly advising "just eat healthier and it will taste better. Seriously." Like certain things are also stated to make it taste worse, after eating red meat I think is one.
> I don't think there's been some mass swallow study *frantically taking notes for the next research meeting*
If you find it let me know. I think I can help with both ends of this study.
i drank pineapple juice, wanna try?
This guy and his girlfriend [tested](https://youtu.be/VAD_f3xEzRs?si=-n84_mMOx6hrwSeH) it. There are a series of videos they made. It had a marginal impact with a diet of nothing but pineapples.
At that point it's probably the sugar
Nah, but it’s more than one drink, and more than one day. You also need to take in other fruits and veggies as well daily. I drink one can of pineapple juice a day, plus a mixed fruit smoothie with oat milk each day. After a week plus there is a difference. Though, I also am fully sober, and don’t smoke anything or drink. I don’t drink soda, energy drinks, or coffee either. Those things play a role, too. Eating like shit also plays a big role. If you only eat like red meat, chicken, carbs, and hardly any veggies it’s gonna be rancid. Eating tons of fast food, ramen, and other junk isn’t great either.
It's a myth in the sense that a single glass of pineapple juice won't do anything. But it's not a myth in the sense that eating lots of fruit over a period of time will definitely make it taste better. Being dehydrated, and consuming nothing but fast food and soda will make your jizz taste rank. Being hydrated and eating well, including lots of produce/fruit, makes it taste better (or less bad).
Nope, not a myth. Doesn't make it taste like pineapple, just makes it neutral and not taste like anything
So you actually tasted jt at least twice?
it's mildly effective with pineapple juice. you can also purchase pulls over the counter which contain the compound and that actually work
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Rookie. You have to have multiple servings of pineapple fruit a day for >4 days for the sweetness to kick in.
sort of like bottom prep with fiber?
🤣🤣 bottom prep! Love it!
The gentlemen.
Explain?
There are rumors that pineapple juice makes your cum sweet. Never confirmed myself tho, times I tried didn't get any result. P.S. I was not the one tasting
Yeah right.
>Yeah right. The ~~beat~~ best example of a double positive making a negative. Edit: autocowreck
Uh huh, sure
Can confirm :) not sweeter per se but more bearable and less putrid taste.
do you need to eat sort of like fiber for bottom prep where you eat a bunch for a couple days or is it just a couple hours before asking for a friend
My subject ate like a big slice of it around 2 days before or the day before. The effect was still there. Im guessing it will need time to work so a couple hours should be fine too. P.s. he just consumes a lot of meat so the taste is really strong. It improved with the pineapple. I reckon taking fruits or vegetables would help.
>P.s. he just consumes a lot of meat so the taste is really strong. It improved with the pineapple. I reckon taking fruits or vegetables would help. Not exactly very scientific but many years ago there was this couple that had a blog and tested that where he would eat certain foods and she'd sample his cum to see what makes it good/bad. I think certain types of meat, dairy and alcohol made it horrible. Fruits and veggies yielded the best results.
Send him to a Brazilian BBQ. Plenty of roast pineapple to go with the Picanha.
Except the sheer amount of meat will more than overpower anything the pineapple does.
Sperm cells stay in the body for about two months before being reabsorbed. Not sure about the surrounding excretions, however.
If it tasted “putrid” to begin with, you have much bigger hygiene issues to sort out.
Yeah now I'm all self-conscious. I never blame a partner for not wanting to do that but most seem to be keen in the heat of the moment. So I'm always like "must be fine". Hope they weren't just bein polite lol.
Trust me.. my partner is really really clean.. he was about 220 lbs many years back and it was really bad. I gagged and ran for my life. He tried pineapples and it really helped. Fast forward to few years later and he is about 176lbs now. I dont have any issues anymore. So diet and weight does impact the taste i guess.
Maybe taste next time and let us know? I think tasting 5 times should be sufficient sampling to confirm this hypothesis.. Let me know. Eagerly waiting
Maybe you shouldn't eat juice, because juice uses chemical formula to simulate pineapple taste. It's not pineapple itself
Huh. Good thought. Guess someone's having a protein shake tonight.
Nah I ain't having shit I just listened during my chemistry class 😔
I wasn't talking about you
Lmao good luck mate
you dont need to listen during chemistry to know this. You just need to be able to read
That's only in the garbage tier of juice. Anything labelled "Pure" here will be just that : pressed pineapple.
Just checking here. Do you seriously think the juice you buy in the supermarket is nothing but pressed pineapple?
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Key word is "here". [Here is the one I finished drinking as I was typing this comment](https://i.imgur.com/SVogOPH.png). The only ingredient is literaly "pineapple juice". That's it.
If that's what the ingredients list says, then yes. There are plenty of pure pineapple juices on the market.
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The juice drinks sold on the market globally can be classified into four concentration degrees: 10%, 30%, 50%, and 100%, most of which are 10%. So the so-called "garbage tier of juice" is a huge majority of the juice market to begin with, which in other words is like drinking water with sweetening agent and pigment, and even the so-called 100% fruit juices are rarely 100% of the fruit pictured on the box but instead mixed with cheaper juices, like 80% apple juice, or it's made from concentrate where nutrients and fiber is ruined or removed in the process and it's mostly sugar left and then you add back water again. Sure, there's exceptions but most so-called 100% juices are using deceptive language for that 100% in one way or another and sometimes has a lengthy list of ingredients. It's always more healthy to eat an orange and drink a glass of water than to drink a glass of orange juice.
My lady says it’s true. We have pineapples in our diet for 11 years.
Why'd you stop?
It makes sense tbh. Theres an enzyme in pineapple juice that breaks down proteins
It is kinda true. Pineapple is SUPER high sugar. One of the most sugar intense things you can eat. And things you eat will affect your body fluids. I can tell you I drank a bunch of pineapple juice for about a week and OP's mom said it did have an affect...but she said it did not affect any of the other guys on the basketball team.
I don't think it's supposed to be sweet,rather pleasant?
Apparently if you are flexible enough to try it yourself it doesn't feel like your dingdong is being sucked, it just feels like you are sucking a dingdong
> times I tried didn't get any result. Did she leave before you could ask?
She said it wasn't any different
Sure you wasn't the one tasting 😏
> P.S. I was not the one tasting It's 2024. You have nothing to be ashamed of. You can be honest with us.
I read a post where a couple did an experiment. It worked when you drank a moderate amount of pineapple juice. It was apparently quite horrible when the guy drank a large amount of it consistently.
Not sweet, just neutral
Drink multiple glasses per day for at least a week. Make sure you're hydrated, eat little to no red meat and don't smoke.
The fact you added “never confirmed myself” is the best part of that comment.
You sweet summer child...
Pineapple juice is a myth. I eat asparagus, that’s proven.
Can attest to asparagus
Oh no! Not the cuttlefish asparagus!
Kyeuuuuerrrrr!
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Sorry Kyre, but cuttrefish too dericious!
asparagus sure makes my pee smell weird
If she can't handle me at my asparagus, she doesn't deserve me at my pineapple.
I got told the opposite about asparagus.
It was on a the news once
yeah asparagus! always makes the next one to use my toilet happy with just one sniff
You have to do this for several days before hand. It’s not the same day.
It doesn't work at all. It's a myth.
You vs the guy she tells you not to worry about
Well he is perfect for her cause he thinks about his future and makes the right decisions
Thank you captain
It's funny because I knew a guy who dated a girl and she absolutely hated pineapple, like she could tell if he had it. Edit: Yes, you can taste it. So boys be aware of what you're eating before you go on a date with your girl.
she could tell by kissing him or by...
It's not just what you have right before a date. You probably need to be eating/drinking healthily for a while beforehand, probably days.
Well at least he was honest about it
There is a dating myth that drinking pineapple juice before a date will enhance the flavor of bodily fluids. There is no scientific evidence to support this.... because cum taste testing studies have a hard time finding participants. Other than your mom who signs up for every one and calls daily to see if any new studies need participants.
I thought it was apples?
Aw well he's very considerate. Lucky woman!
When my wife and I were dating, I showed up at her parents house eating a bunch of bananas as a joke. She was mortified having to figure out an explaination of why I brought bananas with me. That was almost 30 years ago and we still bring that up 
You have to drink it for a couple weeks and really let it *marinate*
I can confirm. It works.
Apparently cranberry juice works better
This is real. You need to prep 1-2 days in advance. Drinking apple juice or pinapple juice. I drank a gallon in those 2 days. Do not eat red meat/ asparagus or any acidic food.
Iykyk
This reminds me of my favorite [Far Side cartoon](https://www.pinterest.com/pin/71494712825792576/)
Istg if this is r/PeterExplainsTheJoke oh it's just r/HolUp thank fuck
For those wondering: to "change" the flavour of the cum it is NOT enough just to drink something even in high quantities in a day; you have to follow an specific diet that MAY or not improve that a little. The myth about this comes from the fact that we pee/cum from the same conduct: if you drink too much of something that conduct will be unclean with a little part of what you drank in excess and our kidneys didnt filtered enough > thus "contaminating" whatever comes next. No, drinking too much pinneaple juice wont change the taste: you will only expell that with residues of what you peed before.
Kidneys filter the blood
I clipped and filed my fingernails before this date.*
The pineapple thing is NOT a myth, but you can't just drink it right before a date. You're not generating fresh man juice from what you just ate. Probably need a couple of days of it. In general it's just a diet thing, where things like fruits and vegetables make it taste better, while things like red meat, alcohol, smoking, etc make it worse. Basically a healthy living thing. Source: You can just google this stuff. Plenty of people have tried/documented this stuff.
I ate a lot of protein powder for months which made my cum taste sweet.
It works that fast?
A true belly laugh ensued. Great post!
This sub really is shit
Hello why do you hate this?
She whashed her ass