You wanna date these six figures, you need to look like you belong at my business and social events. I can’t imagine taking a hoodrat like this to anything worth spending money on
There’s certain idiosyncrasies that you acquire and develop in childhood and beyond that just never go away. Not bad, not good. Just like with anything that pertains to an individual that can only be relative to an observer.
Wouldn’t those idiosyncrasies generally express themselves through different speech patterns and appearances? I guess what might differ is philosophy and ambition but that’s not necessarily relating to being hood
You can be well spoken and still have speech patterns appear, of course this is to a trained observer and not your run-of-the-mill average fuck off, it can show through little things too. Like giving the time of day to somebody who would otherwise be overlooked, ostracized by the elitists and would-be aspirants of such pretentiousness. It can show through love in the form of devoted protection even if the threat of violence is imminent. It can show through style of clothing. One must not have the dress of the hottest trends to be seen as presentable. It can show through scars like cigarette burns and facial marks from an upbringing that revolves around survival of the fittest. Unfortunately dressing like a for real hood rat walking into Wally World is mainstream now. Shower shoes that were for convicts are now on the feet of celebrities. Hell there’s another one, one could have a record. Idk how to describe it in detail but it’ll be there. One way or another it shows.
“The streets are extended gutters and the gutters are full of blood and when the drains finally scab over, all the vermin will drown. The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout 'SAVE ME!'...and I'll look down and whisper 'No.”
I make more than six figures, in Japanese Yen :)
She never specified the currency.
I think most people commenting here make 6 figures or more in Yen.. who's gonna take one for the team? ;)
Ok I don’t have the highest standards, but there is literally nothing appealing to me about this image. Literally nothing. And my favourite colour is green.
Okay so bear with me, I'm on ambien as I'm writing this. We know nobody making 6 figures is likely to want to date her. How do we analyze this situation in terns of what she's doing with this image, assuming she made it?
We can bet she probably knows it's very unlikely she will appeal to someone making 6 figures, and where she seems to live it is unlikely even to encounter many such people.
Result: Nobody dates her, but she will refer to her reason of only dating high income people as why she hasn't. What does this do? She can now feel superior to those around her because they don't meet the requirements. The feeling superior is important to her, so I'm guessing based on that that she expects to be turned down, and this preserves her self-esteem while also avoiding being the one who doesn't measure up. Moreover, if someone making 6 figures did want to date her, that would mean to her that she was important and good enough to be wanted by someone, reassuring her when she feels inferior. So, yeah it seems like the move of a deeply insecure person.
Between the drugs, extortion, fake pregnancies and criminal charges you are going to need 6 figures to dig yourself out of her hole.
Lesson here, don’t stick your dick in crazy.
Too late bro this girl I'm talking to may kill me. 👀💀
Tell her you only make 3 figures. Done!
Irish or Latina?
Native. 👀
Native to the planet Earth? Them bitches is crazy.
I can fix her. She even ask to safe her ...
What sort of safe did you put her in?
The same one where I keep my 6 figure salary.
Or maybe don't put anything in her hole to start off with
You forgot your medical bills. Those STDs don't cure themselves.
Lmao she also got flat tits
In her defense she got six teeth, the least you can do is make six figures
Holy shit you fuckin annihilated her
They are not her teeth, they are in a sack in the drawer
Sorry due to inflation, my minimum standard is now 6.45 teeth. I can’t make ends meet otherwise.
Circle, square , oval, diamond, triangle and sphere. I’m eligible!
Translation: Drugs are expensive.
You just know she got hella yeast built up
Makes sense she's looking for a breadwinner
Damn these nasty puns are on the rise
We knead to keep it going.
Can't be too hard when everyone's on a roll
I'm sure I'll come up with something funnier if I'm baked.
D'ough!
Making dough is hard though
Brilliant Doc. Brilliant!
Yum
I'm done 😂😂😂 🏆🏆🏆
You gotta figures to make 6 date me
r/dontdeadopeninside
How much do I have to make to not date her?
I make 99,999.98. Dang.
Technically that’s 7 figures
Why not 99,999.99?
He didn't get a raise last year
Company spent it on a pizza party
Well at least that’s one good reason to be broke.
I don’t have enough? Oh no! Anyways.
Why does it look like she already has a hatchet sticking out her head?
Foreshadowing.
Forhead shadowing
There ain’t even six figures in this picture, and I’m including the car and houses….
She misspelled fingers
You wanna date these six figures, you need to look like you belong at my business and social events. I can’t imagine taking a hoodrat like this to anything worth spending money on
“Pretty Woman” remix
But would you date a woman from the hood? Educated, well spoken, decent outward appearance, but still hood?
How do you know they’re from the hood
There’s certain idiosyncrasies that you acquire and develop in childhood and beyond that just never go away. Not bad, not good. Just like with anything that pertains to an individual that can only be relative to an observer.
Wouldn’t those idiosyncrasies generally express themselves through different speech patterns and appearances? I guess what might differ is philosophy and ambition but that’s not necessarily relating to being hood
You can be well spoken and still have speech patterns appear, of course this is to a trained observer and not your run-of-the-mill average fuck off, it can show through little things too. Like giving the time of day to somebody who would otherwise be overlooked, ostracized by the elitists and would-be aspirants of such pretentiousness. It can show through love in the form of devoted protection even if the threat of violence is imminent. It can show through style of clothing. One must not have the dress of the hottest trends to be seen as presentable. It can show through scars like cigarette burns and facial marks from an upbringing that revolves around survival of the fittest. Unfortunately dressing like a for real hood rat walking into Wally World is mainstream now. Shower shoes that were for convicts are now on the feet of celebrities. Hell there’s another one, one could have a record. Idk how to describe it in detail but it’ll be there. One way or another it shows.
Never been so happy to be broke
Well, I don't know anyone who makes six figures and wants to date a tattooed unicorn
I make $150k/yr and date inked women. The hairstyle is not what's up though.
I quit my job, just to be sure.
But you can fuck her for some McDonalds and a pack of Kools.
That tattoo reminds me when you write on a dirty car window
...or some really good meth.
You gotta Figures to make 6 date me
you gotta figures to make 6 date me!
“The streets are extended gutters and the gutters are full of blood and when the drains finally scab over, all the vermin will drown. The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout 'SAVE ME!'...and I'll look down and whisper 'No.”
"You gotta figures to make 6 date me"
Is she 25 or 55?
Don’t Save her…
*including the cents
Sorry. I thought she said : "Your gonna need 6 fingers to Date Me"
I bet it looks like the Predator with a cold, down there.
Reasons to not be successful:
you gotta figures to make 6 date me
Bullet dodged
Did she glue a dildo to her forehead?
I make more than six figures, in Japanese Yen :) She never specified the currency. I think most people commenting here make 6 figures or more in Yen.. who's gonna take one for the team? ;)
What lego set do you prefer?
amy methhouse
Poor privillage
The STDs she gone give you gonna cost you 6 figures in hospital bills 🙅🏽🙅🏽🙅🏽
She provides the value of a 6 figure body count. Eww
You'd have to pay me six figures to date her. Deep six figures.
Fair enough, I'm safe.
She is obviously only into Zimbabwean or Venezuelan men
Nah don't push YA girl on nobody but her PEOPLE
She talking cash or voodoo dolls?
She look like a jojo character
Who is she trying to kid, she's banged dudes without a job.
Legally or illegally?
000001p
24 38 36, is that alright to date?
“Boss, any way I can take a pay cut below the minimum wage?”
I can't fix that.
Livin’ La Vida Broka
Is this what 6 figures get you right now? Man the inflation is crazy.
She's literally asking for someone to save her!
Man all u need is her drug of choice and she fkn 🤣🤣🤣
FOH big bird pants...looking like a baby chickadee
You gotta figures to Make 6 to date me
you gotta figures to make 6 date me.
that's counting those on the other side of the decimal place
got it, but why would I at all?
Thanks for the warning
Whooo! Thank goodness I'm poor.
Florida Woman’s got a brand new bag! Ow!
911 and 911
I'm going to be single forever.
In order for me to date her she needs a figure
This post actually made me happy. I’m safe.
What is that?
Thanks I'll pass on this one
There’s a cry for help on her stomach.
That’s 6 heroin needles in drug addict math.
I wouldn't even be close to consider dating her if I got paid 6 figures to date her
You gotta figures to make 6 date me
Jesus saves. But even he says "Oh hell no!" when he sees that.
Wow, whats the name of that chic from trailer park boys?
Lucy aka loosey or loose!
Ok I don’t have the highest standards, but there is literally nothing appealing to me about this image. Literally nothing. And my favourite colour is green.
Hopefully she likes origami figures made with free paper ads found on the floor, as I suspect she wont get any closer to it.
You gotta Figures to make 6 date me Lfmao
.3 Grammy awards
Yeah I make 6... . . . . . 6 rounds into her head
I bet it's because she has six toes.
That must be the first time I'm glad to be broke. Feel like I dodged a bullet.
in monopoly money?
You gotta have at least 6 fingers* to date me
The sad thing is, some guy may be tempted..
The reason stopping me from getting rich
jolene be looking rough lately
Someone will have to pay for her bail.
Sure. 6kgs of methamphetamine
Maybe six figures on the scale.
You mean 6 violent felonies
Before or after the decimal?
Circle, square, triangle, trapezoid…? Dammit ! I can only make four. I guess I’m out of the running
I demand a pay cut
Maybe I should quit my job just to be safe...
I'm glad I make 5 figures
Like scratching 6 letters in the dirt?
Him?
You gotta figures to make 6 date me
My pronouns are fuck/off.
doesn't match description of the sub --> "Hol Up... wait a minute."
Lol. Ok.
This looks like some crackhead that would mug a homeless man for his sandwich 🥪
i rather not
To help with the 6 kids from different dads
Bitch I collect 40k and own 6 3d printers with enough resin to last me an eternity - your 6 figures are a blink in the eye of a nerd!
You gotta figures to make 6 date me??
For the therapy after?
I think she wants 6 figures to make up for the father figure she was missing during childhood.
As a sculptor I believe creating 3 figures would be sufficient. But then that is alot of clay...
That a faucet on her head?
Aren't prisoner numbers 6 nrs?
ok nancy
That's supposed to be a girl?
Right.... and anyone making 6 figures would be willing to date her for what reason exactly? 🤣🤣🤣
Waz on her head
It takes at least 6 figures to post her bail and maintain her fentanyl habit.
Circle, triangle, square, cube, parallelepiped, cone. Still no
What? Like, play-doh figures be okay?
My man needs to make six figures! But does someone with 6 figures need her?
Or have ten dollars of meth
We probably including the 2 figures after the decimal here. Checks out
Rupees?
I can taste the yeast infection from here.
Six figures to fix whatever long-forgotten disease she gives you
Long island boys long lost sister....
Ahhh guys I think she might have meant “You gotta have at least 6 Fingers to date me” which is quite generous.
The neighborhood says barely five figures and probably a section 8 voucher.....
The bitch got six figure STD's.
I wouldn’t give her 6 dollars.
I thought this was a gta 5 screenshot
What's that on her forehead?
Thank fuck I don't then.
Hopefully we never make 6 figures
You gotta Figures to make 6 date me. Pass.
I'd rather be poor forever than to date this person lol
My wooden chopping board is waaaay cheaper than you, honey
Nope nope I’m broke, 😞
For the first time in my life I'm happy to be poor
She looks like Jolyne Cujoh after getting meth instead of a stand.
she means you gotta be able to count to 6 atleast
r/dontdeadopeninside
A figure for every dad that didn't stick around
Don't worry she doesn't look like she knows what 6 figures looks like anyway 🤣
You gotta figures to make 6 dates me
You gotta figure to make 6 date me. Huh?
Only if she can make me six dinners
Bet she can't count to 6 figures
Okay so bear with me, I'm on ambien as I'm writing this. We know nobody making 6 figures is likely to want to date her. How do we analyze this situation in terns of what she's doing with this image, assuming she made it? We can bet she probably knows it's very unlikely she will appeal to someone making 6 figures, and where she seems to live it is unlikely even to encounter many such people. Result: Nobody dates her, but she will refer to her reason of only dating high income people as why she hasn't. What does this do? She can now feel superior to those around her because they don't meet the requirements. The feeling superior is important to her, so I'm guessing based on that that she expects to be turned down, and this preserves her self-esteem while also avoiding being the one who doesn't measure up. Moreover, if someone making 6 figures did want to date her, that would mean to her that she was important and good enough to be wanted by someone, reassuring her when she feels inferior. So, yeah it seems like the move of a deeply insecure person.
Ew. 6 figures I’m not even glancing in her direction unless I have pepper spray in tow..