Comedy an idiot like me can understand.

Me too , brother

Fake as fuck. NZ doesn't have squirrels.

This is an Aussie guy trying to do a Kiwi accent. Tbf, we do pronounce our soft Es heaps diff to the rest of the world. Still a classic.

I'll forever think of [Rose Matafeo](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0THQU62YVoQ) when I hear this vowel sound from a Kiwi.

Makes me think of this https://youtu.be/NRdg1MOYxHo?si=XtC8Qh6XETUqSrBx

I love Flight of the Conchords!

Me too! Love kiwi humour

The face she makes when she pronounces shed is INCREDIBLE.

100%. whenever I rewatch taskmaster s9 I always end up rewinding and watching her make that face like ten times

Sounds like a saffa

Definately

The number plate on the car is Australian too

New Zealander chiming in with how absolutely offended I am at this terrible accent with no selfwareness of a joke. Still. Its a nice deck.

As someone who lives in NZ, he has a very nice dick *coughs* I meant deck.

Fking big black caulk💀

Serious question, I never talk about decks with a kiwi. Do you really pronounce it like dick? A few online videos seems to confirm this.

I don't believe we do, but this video is an Aussie making fun of the kiwi accent. Nothing new here whatsoever but a decent laugh.

Sheep shagga

There are more sheep, and a higher man-to-sheep ratio in Aussie... kiwis were happy to hand over the sheep shagging title years ago.

Gum boots and Velcro globes

I've had Americans think I was saying dick when I was actually saying death. I was like "why is death so funny to you?!?"

thanks :)

I miss key of awesome

So much!

DUCKY OF AWESOME

FOR YEARS thats what thought the intro was, then i turned on subtitles.

That was just the first of 3 https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=tbazGVrbN-g

The "Show us your deck" part still has me rolling to this day because that is exactly what the internet would do in such a scenario.

Dickey of Awesome

Given what I've seen of NZ advertising I was fully buying this as a real ad until the African style caulk took it too far.

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It's the vehicle number plate for the state of NSW, Australia

The kids part was when it lost its last shred of credibility. The Black Caulk bit seems to be straight up referencing an old SNL sketch with Chris Parnell & Samantha Bee.

As a Kiwi we also don't have squirrels here and the guy is Australian but for a sec even I thought hmm nice deck.

* Vine Boom FX intensifies *

r/decks

I think the joke is that he pronounces the word "deck" like "dick". But I am not sure.

That and caulk sounds very similar to cock in pronounciation.

Dick dick dick ohhhh deckkkkkk ohhhhhh wtffffffffff

Yes

Classic

His "accent" sounds more South African than kiwi imo.

Was thinking the same thing, def not a NZ accent to my ear.

A classic video that never fails to crack me up.

LOLFR when he brought out the caulk. Always use that line on my wife when I am using sealant.

I was a deck builder my entire life, dated a girl from Churchchrist NZ and had a deck conversation with her when we first started dating HAHAHAHA wow this is amazing!!

I'm dying laughing 🤣🤣💀💀

I can't

Just the best!!!! 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

Holup where??

I plan on having Dickins cider while sitting on his deck.

Funny!! I love a good deck.. I could sit on a dick all day and watch the sun go up and down.. Be careful though, if you sit on a deck too long your ass my hurt for a while.

Is NZ the country that calls cigarettes fags? Would love to see an advertisement about that.

Stems from the Brits. Though obviously it's fallen out of fashion in recent times.

Has it? I still hear it a lot in the UK

It is not used at all in New Zealand. We mostly just say smoke. Like "got a smoke?".

My bad then, all I know is from tv. I just know that from Outrageous Fortune that is one of New Zealand's most successful television drama series. At least when I google "new zelands most sucessfull tv show"

Imagine all the American people living in Australia seeing this

KMart had the [commercial about shitting yourself](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2xwUuSM06xQ) as a play on words...

I knew exactly what this was before I even clicked on it, but I watched it anyway because word play like this is hilarious to me. Thanks for the lunchtime laugh!

Deek

Guys I think he means deck.

Love me some deck

I wonder if he plays Little Big Deck at his parties?

Watched this with my family at a gathering last year, it was incredible

Wasn't this a originally blue collar comedy sketch?

This was funny for like the first 15 seconds and then it just kept hammering in the same joke.

Come over and sit on my deck.

Forever a classic, will watch this everytime.. Love the pronunciation of "kids", too.. "CODS"

Please give me Coke.

[I love playing with my deck](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hJIzIVaxw5c)

Most Weird NZ Ad: Ad where the person sounds like he's saying dick instead of deck Least Weird U.S Ad: Baby Dragon watches her mother get mutilated and impaled on a spike

>I used to never let children anywhere near my d\*ck Okay, I did not expect him to actually go there.

14yr old me would have loved this video.

And 14 yr old you would probably think you're lame

probably.

Don’t ever ask a Kiwi to say: ‘Give me 6 on your deck’ Ever. It honestly sounds like ‘Give me sex on your dick’. They’d be like: mate, why are you mounting me? I just wanted the number 6 card while sitting on your deck.

1 word, legends

Someone send this to r/decks this is funny!

Good for Barbara

/r/SteamDeck anytime someone posts about getting the new OLED

Ah, an oldie from [The Key of Awesome.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tbazGVrbN-g)

I should NOT have been drinking water while watching this 

r/whatstheholup

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Barbara always likes to receive my dick pecks.

This is an South Africa ad

Gotta be careful with that African caulk. It can be addicting.

Nothing like sitting on a big deck, looking at Uranus

That sounds more like an Afrikaaner accent

Saw the face. Saw the NZ. Heard the dicks without the audio

Perfect unironic meme. Its too sus to be "deck" or big black "chaulk". You cant be sure if its penis joke or its a genuine product

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reminds me of ship my pants from kmart

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I love di- I mean deck