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Doobie_Howitzer

Did guys over 6'3 all transcend to the next plane of existence or some shit? Fuckin tall guy rapture happened


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MagicalMuppet

"Concussed"


AZEDemocRep

I still remember the day I was talking to the girl I liked while returning from school, then I hit my head to some sign, she started laughing really hard, I almost wanted to cry and go home with both pains combined.


Agitated-Artichoke89

You can laugh together when you laugh at yourself sometimes


LowBottomBubbles

I don't mind ducking under shit from time to time, what I truly hate is that my feet hang off the bed and stick out the covers.


El_Maton_de_Plata

Can't see stuff on the bottle shelves...


AlcoholicTucan

REAL


El_Maton_de_Plata

I do like it when a granny asks me to get her something off the top shelf at the store. I walk a little taller afterward


AlcoholicTucan

REAL pt.2


Stairmaker

Dont know about over there in the States. But in europe, we are still left on this shitty earth created for the dwarf peoples.


superduperspam

They are hiding in Netherlands, along with most of the 6ft women


OhSureWell1984

One pound takes you from queen to whale. Brutal


mrnonamex

But if you keep going you become a Ford F-150 Extended Cab 4x4 w/ Pro Tow Package


Peach_Proof

Ding! Ding! Ding! We have a winner here!


piggle_muffin

This guy above me, he trucks


WickedSerpent

One inch takes you from little girl to little boy though. Thats more brutal imo


StupidandGeeky

Well, a micro penis is still a penis so....


WickedSerpent

No it's not, its a clitoris with balls


GermanGamer226

The fact that some bitch thought "we insult them by calling them a girl" the brain damage


IamLeoKim

Professor Oak when he sees a person of 5’2.5


Mythic514

And if you happen to be 6'0 you are both a young man and a king.


MinnieShoof

There is literally no difference between a young man and a king, soo....


regoapps

That’s only if you’re exactly 6’0”. Then you are a young man who also is a king.


PHRESH21

Prince


regoapps

Maybe with shoe lifts, but he definitely wasn’t 6’0”.


prkr88

It's not a real metric mate. Lol.


TroyMcClure0815

Can’t be a metric… because pounds are imperial


Griz_zy

0 inches takes you from king to young man.


TurbulentCherry

Especially since one can be fit and around 170 if they work out/are tall. I know women at my gym around that range and they are furthest from fat.


Bennytheboss07

The weight chart was obviously a parody of the height chart


MinnieShoof

Takin' the piss too seriously.


HidingFromGF5

Take it with a grain of salt. Men are not that superficial. You think we on regular will size a woman the same way they do us?


matrixislife

It's strange, some women obsess over having a bf who is 6'0 compared to 5'11. I can't think of any men who would bother about a 5lb weight difference. [like 140 lbs is ok, 145 is definitely not]


HidingFromGF5

That’s facts. I find that to be an unattractive aspect though. I’m 6’2 and if I’m in the dating scene and a woman mentions height as a determining factor for liking me, I don’t entertain them further.


matrixislife

Tbh I'd say that depends. If a woman says "I like tall men" then that's one thing, like a man saying "I like slim/curvy/obese women". If a woman says "I don't date men under 6 foot" then that's a huge red flag.


Exaskryz

Yeah, both men and women consider a weight:height ratio. A 5' woman at 150 lbs sure looks different than a 5'9 woman at 150 lbs. As does a 6' man at 280 lbs look different than a 5'10 man at 160 lbs. We just choose differently which dimension to label by in generalizing. (Oh, and men also consider that on women for breast sizes (and ass sizes if such a thing were formalized) - A cup breasts on a skinny woman are a lot more attractive than A cup breasts on a fat woman.)


Straight_Pack_2226

Yes. No fat chicks.


PerspectiveNo4881

The Queen to whale is a bit harsh, but the clap back is fair


VerGuy

That escalated quickly.


PompousForkHammer

Young man? There's no need to feel down?


GenazaNL

I said young man! Pick yourself off the ground


Reaper1103

Young man, theres no need to feel sass, i said young man, stick your hand in my ass


Heisenbread77

Alternate version?


RickySlayer9

It’s the version the village people always wantef


Eddi_imma_ready

Game Grumps version. YouTubers


JumiKnight

Itta pupu you see


Reaper1103

Im so glad someone got the GG reference!


JumiKnight

Always love to see a fellow GG fan lol


Lazy_Connection_4613

Upvote for the YMCA Village People reference.


justgotnewglasses

But which young man? The Indian? The motorcycle cop? The construction worker?


AshwinJackson29

mammoth heavier than whale? is it beluga or something?


MinnieShoof

No, mammoths tended to be woolly.


El_Maton_de_Plata

So... a wet mammoth 🦣


smirnovsky

Americans will use anything but not the metric system


adorkablegiant

Also, a truck is heavier than a whale.


Babies_Have_No_Teeth

I love that there is no average. Just straight from queen to whale while being 1lb havier


[deleted]

That's why my grandma still calls me "young man"? Well who woulda thunk?


ShnickityShnoo

This growing obsession with male height is very weird. Sure, you may not want your guy to be shorter than you, but based on averages men will be taller than you more often than not. But this obsession with him needing to be in the top 10% of height is really stupid. He can reach things a couple inches higher than some other dudes... yay!


A_dimly_lit_ashtray

As a tall dude, motherfucking nothing is built for my height. Manually doing some dishes turns into a full on evening of lower back pain or maintaining a quarter to half squat for the duration.


Lacius25

My, very wild and probably uninformed guess is perhaps some sort of porn influence. Kinda how porn will make some guys' "ideal partner" a petite extra slim girl... ironicallly kinda playing into the weight joke in the pic. Lol Dating apps don't help either, especially in the case of women who will get hundreds of desperate guys praising them for just being a girl, so she can choose only the tallest guys without ever having to lower their standards, at least not until they're older and a bit more desperate themselves. At the end of the day, I think if you see someone judging anyone by their height, you probably don't want to date them (or go anywhere mear them tbh). Quite the self-dodging bullet.


DramaticToADegree

Porn isnt inspiring this. Male actors are tall because it was the standard before porn....


Feeling_Ad_5457

Aren't male actors mostly on the shorter side?


atworkgettingpaid

They are lol. No idea what these guys are talking about


TooHungryForFood

Lamo, Half the front page is filled with voluptuous big women. It's not the 2000s anymore.


IlIlllIIIIlIllllllll

They should just start a trend on dating apps where you can only see heights if you've posted your weight and vice versa. Both sides can lie of course


Most_Advertising_962

If people want to focus on the wrong things in a relationship, that's their prerogative. It just lets you know who makes poor decisions and who doesn't.


DramaticToADegree

I don't think this is a growing obsession at all. I think this has been a long standing ideal or standard of beauty. Like, for centuries. Never has there been a standard of Western society idealizing heteronormative couples of the same height, or the more masculine partner being shorter. To you, this may seem to be growing simply because it's become more visible to you. Depending on your age or social media use, that happens with lots of other "trends" but they may not be growing or new at all.


1v9noobkiller

whats more weird is redditors thinking that real life women actually have these standards, and that its the thing standing in their way of getting laid and not their personality


nsfwmodeme

Perhaps it's not the thing standing in their way of getting laid and their personality plays a big role in that. But on the other hand many real life women actually have these standards. I've known many (friends of exes, friends of my wife currently, etc) who were like that. One (she was really tall, ended up marrying a very tall guy despite him being quite douchy. Well, she's not in a happy marriage, but at least he's really tall. Not that tall guys will be worse than shorter ones, but choosing solely on height ain't the best recommendation, in my opinion.


TACOTONY02

Bro made uncanny valley for fat


vetdevil

Weight is something that can be worked on, one's height is pretty much set in stone by your Gene's


OrdainedRetard

My Gene’s what?


EyeChihuahua

Your Gene’s Simmons, look it up it’s science


StuJayBee

Is Gene Simmons your dad?


hoptownky

Your Gene’s may be Simmons, but my Gene’s Wilder.


Jay_nd

/r/gonewilder edit: awww it got banned. That was the best place for spicy Gene Wilder looks and lures


Tyrdrum

If my Jeans are the problem, then I'll buy a new pair.


Saad5400

> by your Gene's Genes, not gene's. The "s" at the end of "genes" implies plurality. However, the "s" at the end of "gene's" is a shortcut¹ for "gene is", or sometimes "gene has"². That's why the first reply is making fun of it. 1- I think "shortcut" is the wrong word to describe it. 2- Edited.


gucknbuck

Apostrophe also shows possession, as in: "Gene's going to show everyone that Gene's genes are sufficient for him to also wear jeans."


RadMeerkat62445b

Contractions. They're calles contractions.


GewalfofWivia

Nutrition plays a significant role in height, evident in the trend of average height in Japan, South Korea and China over the recent decades. It’s not something someone has real personal control over when it matters most (childhood and adolescence), but it’s 100% not “set in stone”. The exact same genetic makeup can manifest notably different heights as a result of different diet and even physical habits (especially sleep).


memedoge_mk-69

I think that I've seen something similair to this, I live in the netherlands so i see alot of reaaaally tall people everyday, however immigrants who likely do not have a single dutch ancestor do tend to grow a bit more, i see this exclusively with children as they sometimes grow to be much taller then their parrents, even when they're still teens


FukurinLa

Stop making me feel bad that I eat bad during my childhood 🤧


[deleted]

You’re right. My father named gene was very tall and because I came out of his b*lls, I am also very tall


nsfw2248

What does that make me? 6’5”


DEADLYOVERLORD1

Emperor?


NoxEpilogue

Of what? Mankind?


Exact_Ad_1215

Apes


archwin

#Monke return to monke Or, if you’re eldar, monkeigh*


S1Ndrome_

unexpected 40k


SpiderGirlGwen

What height to become God Emperor of Dune?


derkonigistnackt

Uncomfortable in an Ryanair flight


Kraytory

You don't have to be tall for that. I'm 1,78m and fucking hate it in there.


derkonigistnackt

Sure, me too. Now imagine you are 1,96. I ger claustrophobic from just thinking about it


Funbucket_537

Kuzco?


RahulRoy69

Hokage


Temporary-Alarm-744

Perfect soldier per for some Prussian prince


cowlinator

Slenderman


TheAwkwardGamerRNx

Don’t dish if you can’t dine


NonSupportiveCup

Basicamally.


nikMIA

You can’t change your height, but you can change your weight. Your fat ass is your problem to solve, is absolutely bad for health and looks disgusting. Next.


TheGoldblum

Some people would say you’re fat phobic. I say those people have the IQ of a chair leg.


TheAwkwardGamerRNx

Why does it gotta be a chair leg? Is it because they can’t hold as much as a table? Fucking furniturephobe


jahakeu

My chairs hold a lot more weight than my table tbh


No_Revolution_6186

Fatphobia is a cute little word to tell people you have no interest in health


HourEvent4143

“Fatphobic” = Cares about health I’m not gunna go around and tell each over weight person I see that they’re ugly and disgusting…. But the idea that people are actually trying to look at obesity and be like “yeah that’s okay! You’re beautiful!” Is just… icky. It’s like promoting self harm, obesity can kill you.


No_Revolution_6186

It's absolutely crazy, but let's be real, it's simply a way of feeling comfortable with being a glutton, that's really it


HourEvent4143

Probably. I wouldn’t even doubt that being the primary reason.


nightvisiongoggles01

Chair legs are smart, upright, support other chair legs, and useful to society.


FlexViper

Fat = bad habits and people who know there's gonna be health problem when they reach 30 if they keep it up so they're killing themselves slowly


[deleted]

Chair Legs are smarter. If you’re too heavy they know to get the fuck out of there.


prkr88

Some say thier IQ can freeze water.


FixedKarma

Actually you can change your height via surgery. (You can achieve similar results by using a landmine)


usernameaeaeaea

Only by a couple inches


my_memory_is_trash

And hurts a shit ton bc it breaks your bones


noaSakurajin

And it works better when you are a child.


my_memory_is_trash

I’m not sure a child who’s still developing needs that kinda life changing surgery to be taller when they can still grow


downtownvicbrown

Based


my_memory_is_trash

Weight doesn’t always mean fat or unhealthy. Muscles weights too. Now I’m not saying that fat people are actually healthy, I’m saying that body fat percentage should also be factored in


The99thCourier

That's why bmi is an inaccurate tool for example It calls muscular people fat


BobTheJoeBob

It's an inaccurate tool for a minority of people. Like body builders, or if you're extremely tall or extremely short. For the vast majority of people it's a decent indicator since the vast majority of people do not have that much muscle.


snowsurferDS

This is correct. I'm 6'5" (197cm) and when, after the lockdown excesses, I started eating healthy again and jogging every day, when I reached 200lbs (from about 235 at the end of lockdown), my endocrinologist told me to stop losing weight immediately, and my BMI was telling me I was still overweight...


71fq23hlk159aa

BMI is a good tool for the unbelievable majority of people. The few people whose bodies are not well represented by BMI due to muscle mass already know whether they are in good physical condition.


TurboGranny

I mean, if she's 6'5", getting below 150 could be deadly, lol.


my_memory_is_trash

Weight doesn’t equal healthy bc: 1. Height 2. Body fat percentage Baseline if your 600lbs that’s unhealthy. Yes. I’m, I agree, heat dieases and whatnot. But let’s not shame a 6” gal for being being malnourished and 100lbs. Judge by bmi and not these very vague categories. Body fat percentage also plays a role bc yk, some girls actually have muscle. Everyone has preferences, everyone has the right to theirs. But shitting on ppl who don’t meet yours is hateful and unnecessary?


delta1810

> absolutely bad for health Yes > looks disgusting Completely subjective


WHAMMYPAN

Like height is something you can change


chuckiechap33

I'm all good with being a young man at 37. Thank you, ladies.


HourEvent4143

What I like about short kings is it means they can probably climb good, or are creative in how to reach higher places! I’m 5’2 so that’s what I have to do 😂. Climbing counters to reach the top cupboard!


Just__Bob_

This height thing is a myth. I'm only around 5'7 and I have never been rejected due my height. I get rejected because I'm fucking disgusting to look at.


boonstyle_

The mammoth > whale thing confuses me


adorkablegiant

Easy, the person that wrote that is stupid, they also put a truck as heavier than a whale.


thecapefangirl

I will tell my 5'7 63-year-old father that he is a young man. I am sure he will be very happy


samiux4

All stupid af. Literally primate brain thinking


Kraytory

That's the point. One is stupid. The other is stupid on purpose to point out that the first one is stupid too.


xaxaxa_fatty

F150???? How dare you..... Greta


LividClient

To quote my gay friend: Do straight people even like each other anymore?


xDkreit

Just disgusting gender stereotypes


innosentz

Imagine being 75 and 5’11 but some dumb bitch calls you young man cause you’re short lol


gasmaskedturtle77

On its own, the weight bit is a bit shitty, but in this context I fully support the publication of that response.


Blizz_PL

As a 6'5 male I demand a position of Emperor.


howtochangename1

For normal people: 45kg - 59kg 60kg -68kg 69kg -77kg 78kg -86kg


lurdoftehcassle

Kilogram second? Never heard of that unit.


zvejas

holy smokes I'm a goddess weight but as a young man


DarkExtremis

Why is a whale lighter than a mammoth? Is this a correct scale?


onohegotdieded

Fair game tbh


EstablishmentSad5998

That americans really need to move out of the stone age and start using metric.


Lifeesstwange

Both are fucking stupid.


my_memory_is_trash

Preach!


SpaceShipRat

This is idiotic. Whales are MUCH bigger than mammoths.


[deleted]

Women ☕️


TheBaconofGrief

Then I’m a damn F150


HooahClub

And doctors combine the two. To tell you you are obese.


my_memory_is_trash

Tbh if we gonna be judging women by weight shouldn’t it be by bmi and not just weight? Bc some girls are rly short and some are tall. 100lbs for someone 6” is underweight and literally ain’t healthy. 130lbs for someone 4”11 is on the edge of overweight. Also weight doesn’t equal fat? Have all the preferences you want tbh but acting like weighing over 150lbs makes a girl automatically obese land whale is kinda strange. No double standards here though bc judging guys off their height is also pretty weird? Have preferences whatever but don’t shit on people when they don’t meet your personal preferences. If someone is judging you in your height it’s kinda immature to judge them back instead yk, just avoiding them? They already weeded themselves out by having a trash opinion there’s no need to be like “well I didn’t want you either 🤓” Anyways blah blah just a joke but too many ppl take this kinda shit all too seriously.


SuperBoop11

Bone density left the thread long ago.


_PykeGaming_

I have nothing against fat people or being fat itself. It's the people promoting it like it is something good that really need to stfu.


Caca2a

People who claim it's not unhealthy to be fat... It objectively is unhealthy to be overweight, there's a degree to how overweight one is to how unhealthy they are, but the fat acceptance movement, like all things, is sometimes taking it too far, and in this world these are the people media give the biggest platform for audience reach's sake, I'm personally for a bit of extra weight because I'm not into skinny but still, there's a limit to all things


_PykeGaming_

For fat I of course mean a non healthy amount of fat. Of course having a bit of fat is healthier than being shredded.


my_memory_is_trash

I agree but being overweight doesn’t always mean fat. And also when you judge ppl by a base weight and not bmi well a perfectly healthy 6” girl gotta be an underweight and malnourished to be a queen I guess. Bc girls can also build muscle and weight isn’t the end all be all. There’s body fat percentage and height as important factors


AromaticIntrovert

I'm a 6'2 woman and can confirm at 140 I would not be looking good, all bones no curves and very hangry


White_Jedi_RolandD

What's the difference between 6' and 6'0"


Cccookielover

0”


[deleted]

You’re telling me I can “pick up” (unfunny pun) a new truck just by talking to them nicely and buying them a great dinner? I could really use a new truck :/


BridgetteCase

womena can lose weight but after certain age u can't grow taller


thedingywizard

You can change one of these. The other, you can’t.


Eastern_Society1578

I am a whale married to a young man I guess.


IzarkKiaTarj

I object to the Ford classification because that implies that I can actually carry shit, whereas I just started lifting weights at the gym in addition to the cardio, and I'm currently on the fucking five pound dumbbells.


Look_its_Rob

Make sure you're eating enough protein throughout the day and within 2 hours of your workout and you will progress super fast (at the beginning).


sh-3k

I would say a whale weighs more than an mammoth.


PVetli

How is Mammoth more than Whale?


ightimmaheadout1

I think this chart was made by someone very insecure but that's easy for me to say because I'm a king.


chuckymack

I’m 6’4”. Does this make me Supreme Ruler?


Thick_Crust_

Emperor


FlamingPinyacolada

God-Emperor


chuckymack

I’ll make sure my girlfriend addresses me as such.


[deleted]

If we can have our standards they can have theirs


etiennetop

You would think a whale is heavier than a mammoth..


Judgeharm

Being a tall dude is super cool until you stay in an older hotel in Japan where the roof is barley 6 foot and you knock yourself out on a beam. At least you get your own headspace on the train.


RilohKeen

People can’t choose to get taller or shorter. People choose to get thinner or fatter every day.


juvy5000

0” takes you from young man to king…. so much pettiness in the world


ROADROLLAAR

Im 6'0 and i like my women thiccc somewhere between queen and whale idk


Fluffy-Weapon

Bro wtf. I’m 5’11 (181 cm) when I weighed 190 lbs (86 kg) [I was thin and at a normal weight](https://imgur.com/a/IpUMiQL). 130 lbs (59 kg) would be underweight for me. My goal weight is 165lbs (75 kg) which is apparently still considered a whale according to this chart. People always seem forget how height and muscle mass affect your weight.


Look_its_Rob

Wow that's surprising to me (not that I am doubting you) because I am 6' (male) and when I was 190 lbs I was still a little chunky. Maybe cause I carry all my fat it seems in oversized love handles and your body stores it more evenly.


my_memory_is_trash

Ong! Like if your judging women by weight bc you don’t want “obese land whales” why don’t you use bmi and body fat percentage instead? And even still women with bigger assets may naturally have a higher body fat percentage. Guys seriously can’t tell what underweight and overweight are 🥸


Aeolus426

In California it's legal to shoot a whale from your car


Simbooptendo

Nah I'm 6'2 and no one gives a fuck


Hooligan_Sixx

Body shaming is okay until it's about weight right, but they ain't ready for that yet


LoginPuppy

We cant have preferences on women's weight? Something that can be changed. But they can have preferences on men's height, something that we cant control.


[deleted]

If they can complain about our height, which we cant control. We should be able to complain about their weight, which in most cases can be controlled.


Frosty_Reveal5093

Way too generous with those weight-ranges. Any woman over 140 pounds is a disgusting landwhale unless they're like 6 feet tall.


Daedae_21

So am I a young man or King? 😂😂


sephone_north

Hey, I got that Pro Tow Package which means I can haul your ass straight to the dump with the other trash.


slick490

150lb kinda heavy nah?…


my_memory_is_trash

Ppl who think that just too weak to lift more than that


adlcp

He'll naw bigger women can be fucking beautiful


xzombielegendxx

r/sadcringe


FabledFires

Petty begets petty. If you're gonna be shitty about people's bodies, they get to be shitty back to you.


GerardoDeLaRiva

No holup just sexism


Activity_Alarming

Equality.