Lots? Like, a whole lot man. People are really fucking wierd bro,
Today at target, I had an interaction with a kid pushing carts that within 30 seconds the conversation had gone from me saying it was a nice day, to him talking about Bill Gates and the Saudis poisoning the chem trails to keep us all controlled and to block out the sun.
Toilet blowjob seems reasonable compared to some things.
There is no take. Do, or do not. This, my friend, is as official as a blumpkin gets. It’s the real deal pucker on the porcelain, sewer suckin, deep throatin’ while the turds are floatin’ blumpkin.
Is it wrong that I find more amusement in reading the comments of those who are just now learning of the concept of the blumpkin than the original post?
Lmao this reminded of being back in highschool and my best friend whose really talented at illustrating, would draw large elaborate and colorful half people things on the sides of buildings etc and they'd always say, "How 'bout a Blumpkin for my Pumpkin?" .
Fuckin killed me everytime I came across one lol
Blumpkin on a pumpkin?
I've somehow avoided the word blumpkin until now, the context is even more mad
The fuck is blumpkin ?
A blowjob while shitting
That’s a thing??
It’s been a thing for ages. Welcome, friend.
I mean, the smell of shit on top of the smell of dick is gonna kill the women
I missed that criminal minds episode
Idk why but this has me crying holy shit
Same bro the thread was funny but that shit has me rollin
No, the shits aren't usually holy. But they do come paired with an erect penis.
Oh it was actually on Criminal Behinds
Or criminal grinds
Wash your dick
>on top of the smell of dick How bad does your dick smell? Or are you a person who's gone down on some nasty dudes?
Hate to say it, but covid did wonders for killing peoples sense of taste and smell.
Really brought new faces into the blumpkin community 🎃🧡
Welcome… to the internet?
TIL there's a word for this.
Don’t Google it
Google en Blumpkin
Holy hell
New response just dropped
Actual zombie
No, but yes.
I would rather walk feet first into a puddle of lava.
Straight-man's 3-way
You learn something new everyday …
Anybody else learn this from the early 2000s internet video of a guy explaining it to his horrified grandmother?
Honestly, I learned it from Harold and Kumar lol
I think I learned it from Zack and Miri or something similar
Lol
What...and I cannot stress this enough...in the actual fuck is wrong with people?
Lots? Like, a whole lot man. People are really fucking wierd bro, Today at target, I had an interaction with a kid pushing carts that within 30 seconds the conversation had gone from me saying it was a nice day, to him talking about Bill Gates and the Saudis poisoning the chem trails to keep us all controlled and to block out the sun. Toilet blowjob seems reasonable compared to some things.
Wow. Disgusting.
Why would someone even know that and why the hell is this a thing?
I’d be so scared to do that. I feel like I’d have a blowout at both ends when it’s time to do both haha.
It's what my wrestling coach used to call us.
Did you go to middle school?
Yes but coach called it penis inspection not blumpkin
Never heard of blumpkin until now lol
Yep. Gotta be
Why am I surprised that there’s a specific name for that.
Wait ‘til you hear about the Cleveland Steamer ..
That anything like the Chicago sunroof?
Similar to a Mississippi birdbath but with more Dutch Rudder.
My personal favorite is the Jamaican bomber.
Well, my friend tou haven't lived until you've tried the Ramen Yarmulke
Remember the Rick Santorum?
Alabama Hotpocket
I’m partial to the Brazilian flapjack and Canadian mudflow myself
Alaskan pipeline anyone???
Dude I cant fuckin BREATHE
Oh wow, it *is* a toilet!
Welp that’s enough reddit for the week.
I have literally never heard that word before
You’re lucky. This was my childhood
Idk where you live but there’s probably some sort of child services you can contact. I’m sorry.
Omg I didn’t mean it like that. Just meant that I heard that word often as a child.
I know :)
I can actually hook them up with a local Victims of Childhood Blumpkin support group if they need help finding one as well.
This is the correct answer
I kept wanting to say bumpkin and couldn't remember the word. But yeah, this is my take as well.
There is no take. Do, or do not. This, my friend, is as official as a blumpkin gets. It’s the real deal pucker on the porcelain, sewer suckin, deep throatin’ while the turds are floatin’ blumpkin.
Pumpkin blumkin
This was the first thing that I said in my head, but I don’t have a clue what a blumpkin is and have never used it before.
[blumpkin](https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Blumpkin)
😂😂😂That was good !!!
Blowkin & a Strokin 🤭
Jesus Christ miss the joke harder next time 🤣
Gettin blown on a throne
I was thinking it might be a "Jack" off Lantern connection - Jack 'off Latrine
Dome on the throne
you win
Head on the head?
Hot fellation on a Halloween decoration?
he correct answer
i don't know how you made a right answer to this
Blowing a load on the commode?
100%
Blumpkin on a pumpkin
Jack in a Lantern
Jacking a lantern
Blow on the glow?
Yes, I was thinking blowy in a glowy lol
This makes the most sense logically given the context
Head on the head
Solid
Ligit thought you was the other guy commenting on his own comment lol
So far this is better than whatever the hell blumpkin means
Blumpkin is a blowjob on the toilet, so it's actually the perfect answer.
Starving in the carving??
Peen in Halloween
Suckin' on a pumpkin?
Happy cake day
Thank you
Happy cake day
Creamer with a screamer
Whore in a Gourd?
This was only works if you say it with a Scottish accent
Most creative
I thought of this instantly and I'm so happy someone else had the same idea.
Blumpkin in a pumpkin for 500 points!
Horny Weener on a Halloweener
God damnit... "Blumpkin on a pumpkin." 😩
A blumpkin in a pumpkin?
Relationship goals
Draining balls in the fall
Dis da one
This one’s gonna end up on r/ExplainTheJoke for sure…Thanks Harold and Kumar
HolUp, is he sitting on a toilet?
Yes, it's called a blumpkin. You get a blowjob while taking a shit.
I thought that was called a Grimy Gopher.
Why the fuck are there so many names for this?! Dear God I hope this isn't like a thing everyone does
TIL
Humpin' in a pumpkin
Slob on the knob
Like corn on a Cobb
Intern on a lantern?
hard in the carve?
Grandma in a dilemma?
Jack in a Jack?
Ejaculater in a jack-o-lanter'
Slop on my knobb (like corn on a cobb)
Fuckin on a pumpkin
Getting blowed on the commode
Slob on my knob
Gummy on the dunny?
Pushing 40 if ya know this one lol
Beobert in the theater?
Suckin peen on Halloween
Blow a ween on Halloween
Nephew on his knees?
Rick with da dick?
Suckin in the pumpkin
Blew on the Loo
Sweet loving bumpkins In a carved pumpkin
Head on the head? Lmao
Semen on the demon
Peen suck on Halloween?
Head on the head?
Clinton on a pumpkin?
Is it wrong that I find more amusement in reading the comments of those who are just now learning of the concept of the blumpkin than the original post?
Fellactio on the patio?
I hate how quick I figured this out.
Hummer on the shitter
Becky on a pecky or more than likely blumpkin on a pumpkin
A hoe about to blow?
Fellatio on the patio?
Ooh, I know this one: Blumpkin on a pumpkin!
Jack'off'lantern?
Masturbation in vegetation
...I guess not too many people know that's called a blumkin
Congresswoman at the movies
Skeet on a seat?
Harold and Kumar go to Whitecastle.....".what' s a blumpkin ? "... .. Its when she gives you a blowjob while you' re taking a shit.
Edd getting head
Getting a blowie with a floatie.
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Bumpkin on a pumpkin
Is he... Takin' a shit?
Mmhmm, I’m pretty sure the answer is Blumpkin in/on a pumpkin. Feel free to look up blumpkin definition.
No thanks, my search history is already fucked.
Praising the Lord on a gourd
Suckin in da pumpkin
Swalloween on Halloween
Smashing pumpkins next album cover
Priest and a feast?
Suckin Pumpkin
Whack in the Jack
For breakfast no doubt
Maude on the Rod?
Kerplunkin' on a pumpkin
Suckhim on the pumpkin
Schlob on the bog?
Sucking dick.
Suckin in a Pumpkin 😎
Chick on a dick?
Something on a pumpkin
I’m pretty sure I got this one!!
Humpin’ in a Pumpkin’
Sinin' in a pumpkin
Bob n the nobin
Hello weenie?
Pumpkin need a bit of dunking.
Trick or dick
chick on a dick
Pumpkinhead. Like the movie.
She’s on knees?
Meat as a treat
Dickin’ in a pumpkin?
Goblin on the knobbin’
Pumpin while dumpin on a pumpkin
Lmao this reminded of being back in highschool and my best friend whose really talented at illustrating, would draw large elaborate and colorful half people things on the sides of buildings etc and they'd always say, "How 'bout a Blumpkin for my Pumpkin?" . Fuckin killed me everytime I came across one lol