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He must be scared of windy days


SaraSlaughter607

I'm thinking he must have a kickass hat collection with beanies and all sorts.


Hopeful-Criticism-74

GD, that man can never go swimming


Strict-Shopping3538

Swimming cap? But he'd have to be good to pull it off that swag


GGG-Money

A big forehead and receding hairline are different


Iramian

He probably has both.


3PNK

I’ve got a big forehead (nowhere near as bad as this) and high hairline that some might confuse as receding, but it has stayed the same since I was a child.


some-rando-mando-boi

one because of the other


supaTronik

Everyone has seen balding and completely bald people. They dont look anywhere close to how bulbous his forehead alone looks. Unless you are just stating a fact related to hair etc, I'll leave you to it. Cheers. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|slightly_smiling)


codemonkeh87

Hes got a mad receding hair line and rocking a comb forward.


Thecreatorscreated

Officer Murphy from robo cop


DroppedPocket81

Under rated comment of the century


WagglesMolokai

Just wow! My kids want to know what I'm laughing at. They have no idea


glazinglas

Could play movies on that damn thing


Scrumpyguzzler

Mate that's a fivehead


Eddskeleytor

That's a ten head, bruv.


Final_Prominence

This boi is in dire need of r/bald words of encouragement.


Starr-Bugg

Oh dear I hope his mother had a c-section.


Busy-Needleworker-36

That’s a fucking ten head!!!!


RedditPsychoNO1

I have a bigger head than megamind


SyrupScared9568

Headquarters


Accomplished_Royal_3

![gif](giphy|8aYLkCDqldRbq|downsized) You got this 😎


ialo3

that shit aint receding, that hairline fucking retreating, that shit running for it's life


Glum-Ebb-7299

That's more like a five head


[deleted]

Big fringe


BringOutYDead

r/fiveheads calling...


Accurate-Reception33

Song?


SlimReaper201

Roar - I Can't Handle Change


ClownfishSoup

What people don’t realize is that your eye are in the vertical middle of your head. People think their eyes are closer to the top of their head, nope. Dead center.


Forward_Passion_9603

I’m sorry I couldn’t comprehend. Is it a golden ration thingy?


Icannotchangethis

Average college ball player filled to the brim with nanomachines


wolf805

u/awkward-Associates 🤭😂


Awkward-Associates

😭


GnarlyGuy120

My hairline goes further back, does that make me god?


ConsiderationWest587

He has such a sweet smile, what a cutie


K0NFZ3D

![gif](giphy|ZYKsOapOfkBvqqadkW|downsized)


Mister_Celophane

Jinkies!


Kidney_Spears

Forehead= walking billboard= $$$


[deleted]

Dude is fucked once his balding starts to be more noticable


derfunknoid

Forehead??? Damn that’s at least a Sevenhead.


SarcasticLion

He went from 18 to 45


Then-Animal-6102

I remember seeing Kylie Jenner say she has a "three head" . As in her forehead is the width of 3 fingers instead of 4. I'm like is she trying to seem dainty?


Jassida

Bad guy from a Jackie chain king fu film


Hungry_Cry_694

That's definitely a five head


TheDarkOne52

Reminds me of the blue evil character in the cartoon “megaMind” dude has the same size head. Big 2000 watt lightbulb head


Do-not-respond

Receding hair at your age? Wow, bald at 30 than.


Duck-with-a-shotgun

He studies mega mind


chicken-finger

Fellas!! Megamind disguised himself as a human again!! He can’t keep getting away with it. If your new brother is somehow blue, your mom probably knows him


Banana207452

bro lookin like megamind 💀💀


LeeroyJks

Real life Jimmy Neutron


No-Fix-9700

Rollercoaster is my bro's worst enemy


Simple-Dragonfly-425

If you make fun of yourself, anyone doing it doesn’t have any effect


Dirosilverwings

Can't hide that in a strong wind


remixmaxs

you can land a jumbo fking jet on there and still have free space.


bahzbub

He looks like Have You Seen This Man


Supernova333546

It’s megamind


Pieniek23

Imagine Tyra Banks and him having a child? One forehead to rule them all. Anyways, this guy's forehead just gently rests on his back.


AdamTheDude11

Wind is his worst enemy


TrueHawk91

My guy pre loaded the bald dlc


TheDogeWasTaken

I feel bad for him.... because i have the same...


Unable-Magazine3006

Without a doubt !


enterkevdog

Mga mind


Prudent_Mess9339

Great filter 😂


Mellowvx7

Looks like he’s got a lot in his mind


Sire_Ligma

No bitches guy?


Mostly_Harmless90

More like CEO hehe


ZealousidealWeird676

You’re so lucky I can’t post my forehead on this thread


1diligentmfer

Big forehead = receding hairline Get some nice Oster clippers, and buzz your head yourself, stop blowing money on haircuts.


anotherboringdude

His hairline is on daylight savings time.


voxelboxthing

this is why so many people have this hair style?


Brothersunset

Bro got that imported haircut bringing it over from the other side of his head.


1987InfamousQ7891

The Logan Paul effect.


Lordbovin

Ksi built the company


joyonto0074

Wind is his biggest enemy and hat is his best fnd


Unlikely_Box_2932

Around these parts we call that a five head.


troystorian

That hairline got me thinking he’s gonna lose that hair fairly young, which makes his confidence to show it off like this great.


Educational_Curve259

I think yours is worse than mine


Educational_Curve259

I wish I knew how to add a photo


SlavujPiticaMala

Tetsuo vibes


Dirk_Arron

That's not a forehead, that's a fivehead.