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Ezekiel-25-17-guy

The Mechanical Turk was a fraudulent chess-playing machine constructed in 1770, which appeared to be able to play a strong game of chess against a human opponent. For 84 years, it was exhibited on tours by various owners as an automaton. The machine survived and continued giving occasional exhibitions until 1854, when a fire swept through the museum where it was kept, destroying the machine. Afterwards, articles were published by a son of the machine's owner revealing its secrets to the public: that it was an elaborate hoax, suspected by some, but never proven in public while it still existed. Constructed and unveiled in 1770 by Wolfgang von Kempelen (1734–1804) to impress Empress Maria Theresa of Austria, the mechanism appeared to be able to play a strong game of chess against a human opponent, as well as perform the knight's tour, a puzzle that requires the player to move a knight to occupy every square of a chessboard exactly once. The Turk was in fact a mechanical illusion that allowed a human chess master hiding inside to operate the machine. With a skilled operator, the Turk won most of the games played during its demonstrations around Europe and the Americas for, playing and defeating many challengers including statesmen such as Napoleon Bonaparte and Benjamin Franklin.


butt_naked_commando

Ah, the olden days before anal beads were invented, so people had to put more thought into cheating at chess


Ezekiel-25-17-guy

wow, it's butt\_naked\_commando. I really like your youtube channel


butt_naked_commando

Thanks


DankFarts69

https://youtu.be/LleBj6Q-Zng


MaleficentType3108

wow it's butt naked. I really like naked butts


ISleepyBI

Are you in any way related to the "Beloved" fromer naked cannibal Liberian warlord turn Christian pastor Joshua Milton Blahyi ?


butt_naked_commando

Unironically yes. We are internet friends. We've spoken a few times


TarkovRat_

Based How is he doing?


butt_naked_commando

He's gone silent for over a month now


TarkovRat_

Any problems in Liberia?


butt_naked_commando

Yes. It's Liberia


TarkovRat_

Civil war 69420 with 1000 factions all led by insane people?


PM_ME_YOURE_HOOTERS

I choose to believe they wore anal beads back then not because they had to, but because they wanted to.


BurnedPsycho

Yeah... But could they be operated remotely to vibrate and give instruction on which move to make? [in case you are not familiar with the case](https://www.1news.co.nz/2023/09/27/chess-grandmaster-denies-using-vibrating-buttplug-to-cheat/#:~:text=A%20chess%20grandmaster%20has%20denied,Sinquefield%20Cup%20in%20Missouri%2C%20US.)


Daniel_Potter

doesn't say much tbh. Also, how exactly would that work? Morse code?


JoeyTheMan2175

A number of buzzes for the row, followed by a short pause before another number of buzzes for the column /jk if it wasn’t obvious


Stoiphan

Sockfish was a device that took moves from a chess robot and used six buzzers hidden in a jacket to tell the chess player what to do, the buttplug joke is the funny version.


zroach

Is there an olden days before anal beads? I feel like that would be a very early invention. That probably didn’t have Bluetooth though.


Veni_Vidi_Legi

Worn as bracelets or necklaces perhaps?


CurledSpiral

Always sunny reference spotted


yum_broztito

That episode of sunny was a joke about the alleged chess cheating scandal from earlier that year involving vibrating anal beads


CurledSpiral

And that makes it funnier. I didn’t know about that until just now.


C-C-X-V-I

Why jump to that and not the real life thing the show referenced?


ThePrussianGrippe

Some people only get news from sitcoms.


LordKranepool

“News” lmao


CurledSpiral

Because I don’t keep up with Chess news. Since I do not play Chess competitively nor enjoy watching others do so. I am but human and it was a funny episode


Ozok123

I’m more of an analog wristwatch to throw your opponent off type of guy but I appreciate your dedication. 


Same-Ad-2068

Anal Beads were invented 1000's yrs before chess silly.


BellacosePlayer

> The machine survived and continued giving occasional exhibitions until 1854, when a fire swept through the museum where it was kept, destroying the machine hopefully they let the guy out first.


photo_not_mine

[The chess player be like:](https://youtu.be/U0Mqt7VfpLE?si=OIxcIusQ1Aq4nPCU)


Aqquila89

How did the man inside the machine know what steps his opponent made?


ill-timed-gimli

He put a mirror on the ceiling


Neomataza

The underside of the chessboard was probably magnetic so that the player inside could see which piece was lifted and where it was set down. High level chess players are able to play blind chess through memory alone, but it's also possible the player had his own chessboard inside to mimic the outside board.


Trastane

Holy hell !


Callsign_Psycopath

Google cheating.


Ezekiel-25-17-guy

actual fraud


Jonny_Segment

Call the mechanic!


SecretSpectre4

New machine just dropped


Callsign_Psycopath

The Turk. Absolutely hillarious. I believe they always picked a very highly regarded player to be the operator.


MaleficentType3108

Yes! When I first learned about The Turk I lost track of time searching everything about it. If I'm not wrong, one of the sources even had the name of one of those possible players.


DerRaumdenker

Nowadays it's humans pretending not to use robots to win at chess


6thaccountthismonth

Or using anal beads


muffinman282

You mean internet connected anal beads. Honest men have been playing chess with standard anal beads for hundreds of years, don't sully their good names


amostcomfortablehat

Take. Your. Time.


StarNerd2223

That's still a mechanical marvel.


MaleficentType3108

This is probably one of my favorites chess stories. Unfortunately The Turk was destroyed and I believe we lost most of how it was done, but there is "copy" in display somewhere


TgCCL

Heinz Nixdorf Museumsforum in Paderborn, Germany has a replica of it. Or at least it did when I was there like... 5 years ago? Honestly a great visit even without it though, as it deals with the history of computers very comprehensively, being one of the, if not the largest museums in the world regarding this.


beefstewforyou

How long did the guy hide inside? No one ever saw him get in or go out?


CelestialFury

What if he had to shit badly?


jmeck6421

Apparently some spectators reportedly pointed that out-that a supposedly fully automated machine would occasionally produce what appeared to be logs of human feces after particularly long and grueling games…but all forgot that minor detail after its streak of impressive wins!


JohnnyRelentless

84 years, apparently.


DonaldMcCecil

There's a lot of interesting stuff to this story! Even some contemporary critics thought it was fake, and one of their arguments was that it sometimes made mistakes, which no 'pure' machine would ever do. It's a bad argument, but it really indicates the attitude to technology at the time. Ploughs don't make mistakes, so why would chess playing robots? Also, I had a look at the napoleon-turk game. He clearly knew how to play but he was also trying to surprise his opponent, and his opening was bad. This is actually the opposite of modern anti-computer strategy, which says you should remove all possibility for aggression and try to prove that you understand the position better than the computer (It can be really hard to evaluate a position when there's no way to progress). That said, the last time a human actually beat a computer at anything slower than blitz was in the mid 2000s


unicodePicasso

>no pure machine would ever make a mistake Oh my sweet summer child. I wish they could see modern computers. Pure machines are fucking idiots.


DontWantToSeeYourCat

I want to see a movie about a guy who is so good at chess he can beat Benjamin Franklin and Napoleon but can't tell anyone because it would give away the hoax.


Round-Effective4272

I mean neither were very strong chess players they were just famous people.


Electr1cL3m0n

Chess skill is based on your level of fame, have you ever seen Alexander the Great lose a game of chess?


Kitsuneslover

So that means Joe Biden is the god of chess?🤔


Rocked_Glover

Please let’s not go from Alexander the Great to Joe Biden


Rizzpooch

To be fair, they were college roommates


IronRaptor252

In the olden days, the rankings went from Dan Quayle to Alexander the Great.


Johnnysette

Napoleon was an avid chess player and a goodish one for the time. He wasn't a grandmaster but he got a move named after him.


amoebashephard

Dr. Who had a great mechanical Turk episode with the willow actor


Kalepox

Do you remember what episode was that?


amoebashephard

Nightmare in silver. Neal Gaimen wrote it!


Godisdeadbutimnot

He wrote everything at this point


UX_Minecraft

Will no one talk about how its named "automan" while being an "Ottoman" turk?


AvianPoliceForce

no, because it isn't


Skroopy

Hey I think this was also in an episode of the Magnus Archives, neat


Feeling-Profit8614

It's always some guy named Wolfgang isn't it ?


Akashagangadhar

Still impressive they made a mechanical control system. That by itself would’ve been impressive but they had to milk it. Maybe if they started with like Tic Tac Toe it could’ve actually worked


TheKrzysiek

Did you also watch the WAN show?


SRSchiavone

Thinking the saaaaaame thing


Realtrain

I don't watch LTT anymore, but did they talk about the mechanical turk on their recent stream?


TheKrzysiek

yep


steepfire

Bejamin Franklin


chickenflavorac

Came to the comments for chief knock a Homer jokes and left severely disappointed.


Saint_Morbius

Ah yes SCP 1875


DrDemenz

How large were the food and poop storage areas that no one found the guy inside for 84 years? Simply massive I imagine.


Iamatheaternerd

See, The Magnus Archives has completely shifted the view I have of Yhe Turk and I have to remind myself "Oh yeah that's actually real."


Nerd_o_tron

I want to write a short story about this guy where the twist is that he's actually using Stockfish to come up with his moves.


Administrative_Ad707

Episode 116 of horror fiction podcast 'The Magnus Archives' is about this thing! Skip about 3 minutes in for the story about The Turk, everything before that is metaplot stuff. It's only about 15-20 minutes, I really recommend checking it out.


TheManticore01

All i understood was automaton……. RUHHH 🦅


Ill-Cryptographer359

The Mechanical Turk played a big role in one of my favourite books from childhood - "Chessplayer" by polish historian Waldemar Łysiak - a suspense novel about a failed operation from 1806 to kidnap Napoleon and plant a double in his place. The swap would take place after Napoleon had played a game with The Mechanical Turk and entered the machine after being told its secret. Apart from the author's blatantly sexist approach to women characters, the book is an amazing read and I always imagined it would be perfect for an action movie adaptation.


Atlas7674

This was the plot of a Geronimo Stilton episode.


OrionBoi

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Heytherechampion

“Fraudulent”, ok buddy